After carefully analyzing the 150+ entries from last week’s Fear Factor contest, we’re ready to crown our latest Caption Contest Champion. But first, some honorable mentions…
Fried Taco: And that is how you clean up spilled ice.
J. Spaceman: ”You may be wondering why we’ve brought you to Stockton, CA. For your first stunt, you will be interviewing Nick Diaz. I understand if you want to drop out now.”
curlyroger: What happens after Steven Seagal teaches you how to light your fart.
wiv-honors: Evidently, avoiding ridiculous movie cliches is not a factor for Joe Rogan.
Like a Bas: “Man, I hate that huge fireball guy. He’s such a douche, always setting fire to mountains and shit! Who does he think he is, what an assho…he’s behind me, isn’t he?”
Without further ado, your winners…
NomadRip: “Now it really is all over, Goldie.”
MadMikeAssimilation: “No! That’s a bad explosion, I really disagree with that explosion.”
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike: And Carlos Mencia was never seen again.
If you’re one of the top three, send your name, address, and size to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get a CagePotato t-shirt out to you pronto. Thanks to everybody who made us laugh, and don’t forget to tune in for Fear Factor‘s return, December 12th on NBC.