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‘Free CagePotato’: Facebook/Twitter T-Shirt Winners, Round 3

Free Cage Potato dog
(Admit it — you helped him make that sign. Props: Nathan F.)

Update to all the previous winners: The Free CagePotato t-shirts finally arrived on Friday. Yes, they actually exist, and no, we haven’t forgotten about you. We’ll start sending ‘em out this week, so be patient and you’ll get yours before long.

Anyway, with legitimate journalists now being blacklisted by Zuffa, it’s getting harder to imagine that our own dumbass website will actually be “freed” in any sort of practical sense. But if you get your hands on one of our shirts, we hope you’ll wear it in support of every MMA media outlet that has been struck down in the wake of the Strikeforce/UFC merger, every fighter that will be out of luck when his Strikeforce contract runs out, and every sponsor that has been barred from helping MMA fighters make a living. Because maybe, just maybe, CagePotato is…all of us?

We appreciate your continued support and we’d love to get some shirts out to a few more of you. If we ran your photo or tweet this week, please e-mail your name, shirt-size, and address to, and we’ll hook you up.

Free cagepotato mma mentone indiana scott lionheart blevins
(glassjawsh traveled all the way to Scott ‘Lionheart’ Blevins’s hometown just to take this photo. Egg Basket of the Midwest, motherf*cker!)

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(If you can guess which hand the potato’s in, you win a free punch in the face. Props: Kane H.)

As for the #freecagepotato tweets, goddamned Twitter isn’t showing any record of that hashtag before last Thursday, so you’ll have to be content with these two:

fryekwondo: @danawhite to forgive is to set a prisoner free, and discover that the prisoner was you #freecagepotato
[Ed. note: Yes, you win again, Danomite. If you want to double-up on your shirt, just let us know.]

ReXone3: @jujupanicat Bjs, você tem muitos fãs em @cagepotatomma, eles gostariam de ouvir de você! Nós te amamos! #freecagepotato
[Ed. note: CagePotato's greatest Twitter-seduction artist turns his attention to Juliana Salimeni. I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it melted her heart.]

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CCrooke- April 12, 2011 at 11:56 am
Can I not just buy one of these, would be nice to rock to the Expo.
DARKHORSE06- April 12, 2011 at 1:50 am
Hey CP how do I get a free shirt in Afghanistan? Where's the love?
SethF- April 11, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Damn, Tim Silvia looks like he's actually taking his training seriously.
ReX13- April 11, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Ben bet me i couldn't get her to tweet in english.
I Tweeted my face off at jujupanicat (i have no idea what that means BTW, some kind of reference that doesn't translate), this one is "you have many fans at CagePotato, we'd love to hear from you, we love you". I added the hashtag #Freecagepotato on impulse, because i thought perhaps that might not translate either, which might make her curious. BUT, chick has more Twitter followers than Dana and the entire UFC roster combined (seriously), so....yeah.

RwR >> i swear i am not "Shogun Rua" (love and soccer kicks). i *wish* i'd thought of that.
cecils_pupils- April 11, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Props on rockin' a cool headband jawsh, but please don't wear it with that red thing again... ever.
ghostboner- April 11, 2011 at 5:19 pm
You look like half of Jim Belushi. If he had a gay half.
glassjawsh- April 11, 2011 at 4:58 pm
godDAMN im good looking
RwilsonR- April 11, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I honestly thought about getting a twitter account for this, but decided Ben has already given up on this campaign, and I already waste enough billable work hours on this site as it is.
RwilsonR- April 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
@ Rex - what, no amor e futebol chuta for DW?
intercept440- April 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm
rex what did you tyell jujupanicat? please translate

i bet if you was to convince her to sura de bunda Danas face, he would free the CP legions
Bootylam- April 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Because you're a real man, Turd. None of us do. I ask my kids. That dog looks humiliated. Look at that face! We wubs ow wittle pup pup, huh boy?!? Who's the tuffest doggy?
Turd Furgeson- April 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm
I need to learn how to use the interwebs. Would you folks believe I don't have a Facebook, and even if I did have a Twitter, I wouldn't know how to use the stupid thing.
El Guapo- April 11, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Shit! Was thinking about taking a FREE CAGEPOTATO poster to the fights but was scurred Dana the Doosh would give me the boot. $150 tickets combined with being 100 miles from home made me scared, homie. The herb prob'ly amplified the paranoia as well..
danomite- April 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm
damn, I just saw that article about that guy that (allegedly) rraped someone. so before I start going Mike Tyson on twitter, does anybody know if I can get in trouble for telling another man I'm going make nonconsensual violent love to his asshole on twitter?
GILL-uh-TEEN- April 11, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Rex is trying to free his own caged potato
danomite- April 11, 2011 at 2:08 pm
thats ok Ben I think one imaginary shirt is enough. I don't think you have to worry about picking me to win anymore once I start tweeting things like "I'm going to fuck your fucking asshole w no lube if u don't #freecagepotato". That was <140 characters right?To the rest of all you fuckers, start tweeting so you can win a damn shirt. Fucking takes five minutes to sign up to twitter and 2 minutes to tweet something and you have the chance to win free shit.
Fried Taco- April 11, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Not bad ReX, but it should have been Nós amamos sua bunda! to be correct.
Get Off Me- April 11, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Jim Miller bloats up a bit in between fights.
LOKI- April 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm
....uh what? Not only did I not help make that sign, I've never seen that dog before in my life?
Man I gotta lay off the ether.