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‘UFC on FX 3′ Main Card – Live Results and Commentary

For some reason, “IT’S CHARLIE TIME!” just didn’t have the same ring to it. Care to guess who deserves credit for this image?

The main card of the UFC’s third card on FX is almost upon us, and we’re sure that you’re almost just as interested as we are. But don’t let the lack of big men and big names get you down- we still have some interesting fights on our hands. Eddie Wineland battles Scott Jorgensen for bantamweight relevance, Josh Neer looks to maintain his momentum in the welterweight division against Mike Pyle, Erick Silva looks to establish himself as The Next Next Big Thing against Charlie Brenneman and Ian McCall meets Demetrious Johnson in The Most Anticipated Rematch of the Night to determine who advances in the UFC’s Flyweight tournament.

Okay, so on paper it’s nothing to write home about. But it’s free fights on a Friday night, okay? Look, we know you don’t have plans or anything, so stop pretending to be Mr. Popular and join us after the jump for round-by-round results and commentary. Handling tonight’s action will be Seth Falvo, who promises that there will be no more obscure professional wrestling references this evening. Please stand by.

Remember when I used to have witty things to say? Me neither. Let’s get crackin’.

Eddie Wineland vs. Scott Jorgensen

Round One: No glove touch here, as Wineland looks to control the center of the cage early. Nice right hand by Wineland, but Jorgensen lands a stiff jab that stops Wineland from following up with anything. Jorgensen attempts to clinch, but Wineland gets away. Another nice right hand from Wineland. Leg kick Jorgensen. Wineland drops Jorgensen with a stiff jab, but Jorgensen clinches up and looks for a takedown. Nice trip though by Wineland, who ends up in Jorgensen’s guard. They’re back up, and Wineland is using his jab well to keep Jorgensen outside. They exchange punches, with both guys landing as this round comes to an end.

Round Two: Nice takedown by Jorgensen, although Wineland immediately gets back up. Jorgensen lands a knee as Wineland gets up. Leg kick Jorgensen. Wineland lands a nice straight right, and another. Both guys are bleeding, or maybe Jorgensen’s hair dye is just running (Wineland is definitely cut though from that knee). Jorgensen lands a takedown, but once again Wineland immediately gets back up. Nice jab by Jorgensen. Wineland is having a lot of success landing that right hand, even though Jorgensen isn’t getting rocked by any of them. Nice exchange here, but it’s interrupted as Wineland’s mouth guard almost falls out. We’re back on, and Wineland finally manages to drop Jorgensen with one of those right hands. Some follow-up ground and pound and that’s all she wrote. Yep, that definitely isn’t hair dye running down Jorgensen’s face now.

Eddie Wineland def. Scott Jorgensen by KO, 4:10 of Round Two

So these are some lovely commercials, huh guys? Oh man, another Adam Sandler movie? I can’t wait to watch that, said nobody ever.

Mike Pyle vs. Josh Neer

Round One: They come out swinging, although neither guy lands anything of significance. Nice takedown by Pyle, who ends up in Neer’s guard. Pyle tries to pass to side mount, but Neer uses his butterfly guard and attempts a knee bar. Pyle is now back in Neer’s guard, throwing some punches. Neer attempts a triangle, but Pyle is out and back in Neer’s guard. Both guys are back up now, and Neer is landing some nice knees in the clinch. Neer looks to have Pyle hurt, as he throws some punches to Pyle’s body and has Pyle backing up. Neer goes in for the kill, but out of nowhere Pyle lands a vicious, if not desperate right hand that knocks Neer out cold!

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the word I’m looking for is “dicknailed”. As in, that poor young man they call “The Dentist” just got dicknailed.

Mike Pyle def. Josh Neer via KO, 4:56 of Round One

Erick Silva vs. Charlie Brenneman

Round One: They touch gloves, as Brenneman looks for a takedown and gets kneed in the face for his effort. Silva looks for a spinning back kick, but Brenneman earns a takedown. Silva is back up, but Brenneman stays on him. Brenneman gets another takedown, but Silva is looking for some foot locks. Brenneman escapes, and pushes Silva against the cage looking for a takedown. He fails, and they’re free. Brenneman lands a nice cross, and earns another takedown. Once again, Silva is almost immediately up, although he is rewarded for his efforts by being pushed into the cage by Brenneman. Brenneman works his wall and stall, as the crowd boos loudly. They’re separated, and Silva throws another spinning back kick. Silva is showing little respect for Brenneman’s hands, as he’s holding his quite low and throwing a lot of spinning kicks. Silva gets Brenneman down, takes his back, sinks in the rear naked choke and earns the tap.

Textbook finish there by Silva. May we now dub him the Next Next Big Thing? We’ll discuss that more tomorrow.

Erick Silva def. Charlie Brenneman via submission (rear naked choke), 4:33 of Round One

If the rest of this card was any indication, we’re in for one hell of a main event. Great fights all around. And now, for the rematch we’ve been waiting for.

Demetrious Johnson vs. Ian McCall

Round One: They touch gloves, and we’re underway. Leg kick McCall. Head kick attempt from Johnson. They clinch, and Johnson ties up McCall against the cage, earning a double leg takedown. McCall is back up, and we’re back in the center of the cage. Leg kick Johnson, followed up by a 1-2. Head kick attempt by McCall. Johnson lands a huge right hand that drops McCall, and Johnson is in McCall’s guard. Johnson grabs McCall’s back as McCall gets back up, but “Uncle Creepy” avoids the takedown, lands a knee and we’re back in the center of the cage. McCall now has Johnson against the cage and looks for a takedown, but Johnson immediately escapes. Nice hook from McCall, as Johnson attempts a takedown. Great job by McCall reversing the takedown, as both guys get back to their feet. McCall lands a nice hook, and Johnson looks for a takedown as this round comes to an end. Good start to this fight.

Round Two: McCall blitzes Johnson at the start, and earns a takedown. Johnson is down momentarily, but McCall can’t keep him there. McCall wobbles Johnson with an uppercut, but he can’t capitalize. Johnson now has McCall against the cage and lands a few knees before McCall switches position. We’re back to the center of the cage, with Johnson attempting to blitz McCall, although nothing lands. We have a leg kick catch Johnson low, so now we have a break in the action. The break is short lived, and we have a glove touch as soon as we’re back on. McCall earns a takedown off the break, but once again, he can’t keep Johnson down. McCall attempts to take Johnson’s back, eventually getting it and scoring a suplex. Johnson gets up and catches McCall with a nice straight right, pinning McCall against the cage and throwing knees. Nice spinning elbow from McCall, and we’re back in the center of the cage. With forty five seconds left in this round, Johnson lands a nice uppercut and looks to clinch, but McCall escapes. Head kick attempt by McCall, who earns a nice throw as this round comes to an end.

Round Three: They trade punches, as McCall clinches up and lands a few knees. Head kick attempt by McCall, followed by a takedown attempt. Johnson lands a knee on McCall, but Uncle Creepy gets Johnson against the cage and looks for a takedown. Johnson is out, and now earns a takedown against the cage. He grabs McCall’s back, and almost lands a huge straight right as McCall escapes. Great knee there by McCall. Johnson catches a leg kick and lands a few punches. McCall now manages to get Johnson against the cage, and tries for another foot sweep. Jump knee by McCall. McCall has Johnson back against the cage, as the two exchange knees. Johnson escapes, and lands a straight right and a nice teep. McCall once again has Johnson against the cage, and lands a knee. With thirty seconds left, Johnson gets McCall against the cage and works for a takedown. McCall attempts another foot sweep as this round comes to an end.

It appears that there won’t be another round. Tough fight to score. This one could go either way.

Official Result: Demetrious Johnson def. Ian McCall via Unanimous Decision

Johnson calls McCall the toughest guy in the UFC, even tougher than the entire bantamweight division. We’re reminded to play Xbox 360, and Johnson is out. McCall says he’s sorry for the loss, we’re reminded that this won’t be the end of Uncle Creepy in the UFC (Wait, does that mean someone out there thought he’d get cut if he lost?!) and we’re all done here.

Enjoy your evenings, everyone. We’ll have plenty to discuss tomorrow.

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linzhancw- June 9, 2012 at 7:58 am
Mofo- June 9, 2012 at 6:49 am
BTW, if you're fighting a Brazilian, don't turtle up and think you're invisible just because you closed your eyes. He can still see your back and take it.
Mofo- June 9, 2012 at 6:48 am
GREAT night of fights! That's the type of event I wanna show friends who haven't watched MMA before.
Gerri Gavin- June 9, 2012 at 12:49 am
McCall attempts another foot sweep as this round comes to an end.
FightZen- June 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm
Did anyone else miss the fence grab on the suplex?
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm
is welterweight getting as gridlocked as 155?
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Right on!!!Silva's a beast!Hes pretty much VERY good everywhere.
DangadaDang- June 8, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Nothin' like fighting a guy who's whole gameplan is to get you to the ground, then submitting him the minute it does.
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm
yup, dicknailed alright.
DangadaDang- June 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Haha. Dicknailed.
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Dont believe that tho...He was gassed or something!!!Nope,not buying it.
DangadaDang- June 8, 2012 at 6:47 pm
WOW. I'm pretty sure that's a first for Neer. Pyle looked like he was on his way to quitsville and he lands that shit.
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 6:46 pm
What happened...holy Pyle...smh
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:44 pm
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 6:35 pm
Neer or Pyle guys??
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:33 pm
ok, come on Pyle, get me a bonus!
angry little feet- June 8, 2012 at 6:32 pm
damn that's 2 loses in a row for Scotty. He's still awesome - I hope they cut him some slack.
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm
agree with you,he deserve some...
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:30 pm
*checks fridge*

yep, it sure is.
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:27 pm
i think it's beer o'clock.
ReX13- June 8, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Damn, sorry about that ALF.
paskhl- June 8, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Damnn!Wineland was more powerful!
KarmaAteMyCat- June 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm
Dammit, I kept saying his right hand. Scot kept just putting his Chin out there dammit that makes me sad. grats to Eddit though great fight.
KarmaAteMyCat- June 8, 2012 at 6:16 pm
It's days like these that make a guy miss his trolls.
angry little feet- June 8, 2012 at 6:20 pm
oh sweet baby Jesus no. I've seen enough trolling this week to last me the rest of my damn life thank you vary much.