“Mayhem” Miller’s Faux-Retirement to Come to an End
(Fine, I'll say it. We missed you, Jason.)
When MMA iconoclast/showboat Jason “Mayhem” Miller announced he was retiring from active competition, we treated the news the way you’d treat Aerosmith walking off the stage at the end of a concert in 1994. You know they’re going to come back. They know they’re going to come back. Hell, they know that you know they're going to come back, because they haven’t even played “Walk This Way” yet. It’s a given that there will be at least one encore, but probably more like five. So everybody waits for the inevitable.
Well, “Mayhem” Miller will bring his predictable retirement to a similar end in March when he faces Kala Kolohe Hose (who you might remember from such ass-whippings as 'Phil Baroni gets painfully exhausted') in the newly formed Hawaiian fight promotion, Kingdom MMA, a creation of former Icon Sport president T. Jay Thompson, also known as the guy who confirmed what we all suspected about Jared Shaw’s ineptitude.
Instead of getting mad at “Mayhem” for wasting our time with this retirement charade that lasted less than six months, we’ll just say that we’re glad to have him back. For those of you in Hawaii and looking to take some time out from trying to get on the BJPenn.com show in order to go see some fights, the event is expected to take place “either March 28 or 29 at the Blaisdell Center Arena.” You know, just whenever they get around to it. Oh, those laid back Hawaiians.
Just Barely Related:
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Koeikan Says:
Woo hoo...glad to see Mayhem back...
Also...first (I think).
Anonymous Says:
Spot Reserved
LukeTheDuke Says:
Mayhem is awesome. I'm glad he is returning.
Anonymous Says:
Very happy to see the return of Mayhem!
durr Says:
yep turnin that volume way down...
Anonymous Says:
crank dat!
Derekrva Says:
Damn as soon as I hit play on the HL video the cops came to the door. That bass was knockin' though, my room sounded like a rusted out '72 Cadillac with big ass rims.
Welcome back Mayhem. I love this guy's attitude.
TUF Guy Says:
Mayhem, please put me in a triangle choke! I dream about your man junk nightly.
I can't sleep until I think about you and I in a North/South position.... makes me touch myself down *there*
Uncle Sams Misguided Child (USMC) Says:
Can I sue the makers of this video for blowing my speakers???
@ Derekrva my room sounded like a rusted out '72 Cadillac with big ass rims. post of the week I was going to say something snappy like that but you beat me to the punch. Remember real mutha fuckin g's drive da Buick!!
Saul Goode Says:
Awesome News! I knew he couldn't stay away for long. Even though Kala is from my hometown, I gotta support my man MayheM. I'll definitely be in attendance.
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Mayhem Monkey #87
Dave Says:
This is way late, but I didn't see that Mayhem/Bonaduce post until just now, and I want to say for the record:
That's absolutely true.
I train at Legends, mostly with Eddie Bravo but also some fitness classes, all during the day, and I watched this happen. And amazingly, several weeks later, Bonaduce came in and took a cardio MMA class. I can't possibly begin to speculate as to why; perhaps he was hoping to find Mayhem there (Mayhem is only there a day or two out of the month), or perhaps he realized that MMA was something he should learn about if he's going to keep pissing off professional fighters. What's important to take out of this is that he is short, roided up, and not a very good striker. I did not see his penis, which seems like an important fact to add for some reason.
Cobra Venom Says:
I got to touch his penis Dave, bet your so jealous.
Fedor a million ankles Says:
Mayhem is the shit, glad he's back and has a fight coming up.
Anonymous Says:
how about nick diaz vs mayhem ,that would be a fight to watch
Jason Says:
Damn I wish I still lived in Hawaii I only saw Mayhem fight twice!
Quasicholo Says:
glad to see this crazy motherfucker has a fight. i could do without all of these false retirements though. we already have favre and jordan.
agentsmith Says:
Anonymous Says:
how about nick diaz vs mayhem ,that would be a fight to watch
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You read my mind, whoever you are. The new n' improved Strikeforce needs to sign Mayhem ASAP. This guy deserves to be fighting in a quality promotion.
Dr. Says:
Let's get some more bass into that video.
Anonymous Says:
Mayhem fights to win by stoppage-not points like some we could mention. This is why he is fun to watch. He doesn't care-he just goes for it.