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0-3 Fighter Who Gave His Parents Crabs Mercifully Released From the UFC

(“I’m here to pick up your daughter. Or your son. Whoever’s free.”)

After a woefully shitty performance against Edwin Figueroa at UFC Live: Hardy vs. Lytle, Jason Reinhardt has officially been released by the UFC. It was Reinhardt’s third loss in the Octagon — in three different weight classes. At 41, he was the oldest active fighter in the UFC.

Reinhardt began his career as a wrecking ball in midwestern regional promotions, racking up an astounding 18-0 record with all wins by stoppage. (It should be noted that only five of his opponents had winning records, and about half were making their MMA debuts.) Though Reinhardt was originally signed to fight Roger Huerta at UFC 63 in 2006, a neck injury delayed his debut until the following year, where he was quickly choked out by Joe Lauzon at UFC 78.

Reinhardt returned to the midwest to beat up a couple more nobodies in local shows, and was inactive for a couple years nursing injuries. In February 2011, the UFC had Jason back as a featherweight, throwing him against Tiequan Zhang. Reinhardt lost by submission (again), this time in just 48 seconds. The UFC gave him one more chance earlier this month, this time at bantamweight against Edwin Figueroa. Reinhardt ran around the cage until Figueroa finally caught up to him and TKO’d him in the second round.

Also, he gave his parents crabs once. For real. That charming little story is after the jump, as told by Jason himself while wearing a coon-skin cap.

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Whitey82- August 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Dennis Hopper is in excellent shape!
MassNerder- August 25, 2011 at 3:22 am
Long time listener, first time caller.

This guy reminds me of Freakshow from Harold and Kumar.
ragner- August 24, 2011 at 9:24 pm
coked out,fo sho.
Todd M- August 24, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Next time work on more than just your mean mugging and shit talking. I'd say he's Bellator bound but i doubt that they'd even want him
Pen Fifteen- August 24, 2011 at 8:02 pm
I was going to just post "crack is whack," but now I must not that my captcha has greek letters, fractions, and exponents. I think it reads (1/lamdba)e^(2/lamdba).
mikesioda- August 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
That guy is definitely gacked out. Thank you CP, that was the funniest god damn thing I ever heard.
Hinarf- August 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Kid Clam Curtains- August 24, 2011 at 2:43 pm
my captcha said drippy fuckwound
fightfan- August 24, 2011 at 2:16 pm
"I got THE crabs" ROFL!! I cant wait for part II!! I didnt think I'd make it thru that entire video. But tht was some funy sh!t!!
Fried Taco- August 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm
"They must have gotten in the laundry" - yeah, right, we all know how you really gave mom and dad crabs. BTW, I guess way back then most girls' snatches looked like what you have on your head.
NinJay- August 24, 2011 at 2:08 pm
This guy needs to take some Stevia and we might have something here.
Tai-Pan- August 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I wonder what burnt snatch lips smell like, can't be good.
Vanillagorilla69- August 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm
"Did your girl have a......ya know.....bald down there?"

This guys a google eyed juice-box.

P.S.-My captcha was POPULATION DUCKTURD????