Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell's 'Iceman: My Fighting Life'!
Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell's intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we've decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again...
UPDATE: The results are in!
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Olie Says:
Chuck hits an all-time low by offering out a 3ft midget.
Kimbo's Lice Says:
"What do you think, disembodied head that only I can see — should I take this chick home or not?"
MMA-hole Says:
"Nikki — my Range Rover, 15 minutes. Andre — the bathroom, now."
Noah Says:
After getting in on with that chick; The Iceman will now be known as The Liceman, oh wait, they're called crabs when you have them down there!
Jeff Says:
Hey man, i think i'm gonna nail that chick tonight, after all, its just rampage tomorrow............
B&W Says:
"Bad haircut and head tattoo's aside... I drive a Ferrari"
Brandon Says:
(thought balloon for Chuck) If she smokes she pokes!
Brad Says:
"People say that i don't train hard anymore, but they have no idea how hard you have to work to get laid with this haircut"
Josh Says:
Hey, I already took two beatings in a row why not make it three..
Cory Says:
"So uh what do you two say about coming back to my place and putting some icing on the Iceman"?
lolwut Says:
Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?
Nice Midget! Wanna Fuck?
Nice Tits! wanna Fuck?
that dude kinda looks like matt serra but taller lol
sean Says:
Iceman Brakes The Ice By Braking a Midgit.
Cam Says:
"Holy Crap Dude! you mean that chick i just banged in the bathroom is Wanderlei Silva's Sister!?!?!"
Colin G Says:
"Hey Baby, Did you read my book? ...... Me Neither"
lolwut Says:
Hey Serra go hit on someone your own size!
Greg W Says:
I would love to hit those, but I am afraid they would blow up like an air-bag, and scar my face!
lolwut Says:
pull my finger!
Sony Says:
"Hey, Babe - What has two thumbs and likes B.J..s?.........This guy!"
tusker Says:
What came first, the tattoos or the haircut?
lolwut Says:
Chuck felt sorry for that 135 pounder that lives with him so hes bringing another midget to keep him company.
Erick Says:
Iceman: So I said to her let me check your oil babe?
Head: What did she say?
Iceman: Nothing I'm the Iceman B*tch
canuck Says:
Chuck gives a thumbs up to the girl that shot me down
beast Says:
Would you mind putting out the cigarette, maam? This is a no smoking area.
Darb Says:
"I'll bet you me left thumb those boobs are fake"
lolwut Says:
wanna play thumb wars?
Brad Says:
"...and thats when i stuck my thumb in Randy's eye"
E Rush Says:
Woman in Red: Uumm. I would go 5 rounds with you.
Chuck: I am usually done in a minute or two... Yeah!
natureboy Says:
Ultimate Fighter Chuck Liddell attempts to recruit a camera operator for a "3 Girls, 1 Chuck" internet video.
Darb Says:
"cigarettes are bad for you...you should suck on my thumb"
Darb Says:
"...all i did for this book is got Chuck Norris quotes off this internet and put my name in it."
riley Says:
"That's a dude? Get up and let me take a look."
B&W Says:
"Believe it or not i cut my own hair"
tipsyrockero Says:
"I am the iceman, enough said......I dont really have to talk after that."
Darb Says:
"i'll bet you my left thumb those boobs are fake"
Sideshow Says:
"Glad you think it is funny. Either way she is coming with me."
KLovick Says:
What has one thumb and wants to replace your cigarette with his dick?.........
Matt Says:
thought bubble for Chuck: That hot chick has her own midget. I want a midget too!
Turdburglar Says:
"Hey Tiki, what are you doing in my booth? take a hike, Get the fuck outta here!"
pookysdabomb Says:
Hey Buddy.....This thumb is gonna give that chick the scorpion later tonight, so why dont you get the hell out of here before you scare her off
The Bloc Says:
"Aaaaay! call me the Fonz."
Douchebaggery Says:
"Bitch,(hiccup) the only thing you should be smoking is my pole. ....yeah, that's right... I'm the Iceman you bald fuck(hiccup)......Hackleman's driving, right?"
lolwut Says:
Chuck is the giving the midget a thumbs up because he has never seen a midget score with such a hot chick.
siksik6 Says:
"I'm tellin' ya dude, we got back there and she pulled out a cock bigger than mine!"
Choaderfield Says:
Hey Turd, i'm pretty sure that is Tiki Ghosn. i'd kick him out of my booth too!
Justin C Says:
"Hey Dude, she said the same thing wanderei told me." "I want to fuck Chuck!"
"I bet she is better in bed, too!" Chuck
Toolman Says:
Chuck: Man...uhhh i tellya wut..man..there's eh um. yeah dude...for real. i was like....yeah..uh..er..you know whut i'm sayin.
alan Says:
"oohhh yeee 1 slut down 4 to go!"
bmwtech Says:
Hey baby, how would you like Chuck to motorboat you with his mohawk?
Jeffro Says:
"Get off yer knees Bubb. The "Icepick" is reserved for high quality skanks ONLY!
Matty Says:
"I will this cigarette was his icicle"