Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell’s ‘Iceman: My Fighting Life’!
Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell’s intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we’ve decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again…
UPDATE: The results are in!
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January 28th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Chuck hits an all-time low by offering out a 3ft midget.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
“What do you think, disembodied head that only I can see — should I take this chick home or not?”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
“Nikki — my Range Rover, 15 minutes. Andre — the bathroom, now.”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
After getting in on with that chick; The Iceman will now be known as The Liceman, oh wait, they’re called crabs when you have them down there!
January 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Hey man, i think i’m gonna nail that chick tonight, after all, its just rampage tomorrow…………
January 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“Bad haircut and head tattoo’s aside… I drive a Ferrari”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
(thought balloon for Chuck) If she smokes she pokes!
January 28th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“People say that i don’t train hard anymore, but they have no idea how hard you have to work to get laid with this haircut”
January 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Hey, I already took two beatings in a row why not make it three..
January 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
“So uh what do you two say about coming back to my place and putting some icing on the Iceman”?
January 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?
Nice Midget! Wanna Fuck?
Nice Tits! wanna Fuck?
that dude kinda looks like matt serra but taller lol
January 28th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Iceman Brakes The Ice By Braking a Midgit.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“Holy Crap Dude! you mean that chick i just banged in the bathroom is Wanderlei Silva’s Sister!?!?!”
January 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
“Hey Baby, Did you read my book? …… Me Neither”
January 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hey Serra go hit on someone your own size!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I would love to hit those, but I am afraid they would blow up like an air-bag, and scar my face!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
pull my finger!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“Hey, Babe - What has two thumbs and likes B.J..s?………This guy!”
January 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
What came first, the tattoos or the haircut?
January 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Chuck felt sorry for that 135 pounder that lives with him so hes bringing another midget to keep him company.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Iceman: So I said to her let me check your oil babe?
Head: What did she say?
Iceman: Nothing I’m the Iceman B*tch
January 28th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Chuck gives a thumbs up to the girl that shot me down
January 28th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Would you mind putting out the cigarette, maam? This is a no smoking area.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
“I’ll bet you me left thumb those boobs are fake”
January 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
wanna play thumb wars?
January 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“…and thats when i stuck my thumb in Randy’s eye”
January 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Woman in Red: Uumm. I would go 5 rounds with you.
Chuck: I am usually done in a minute or two… Yeah!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Ultimate Fighter Chuck Liddell attempts to recruit a camera operator for a “3 Girls, 1 Chuck” internet video.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
“cigarettes are bad for you…you should suck on my thumb”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
“…all i did for this book is got Chuck Norris quotes off this internet and put my name in it.”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
“That’s a dude? Get up and let me take a look.”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“Believe it or not i cut my own hair”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“I am the iceman, enough said……I dont really have to talk after that.”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
“i’ll bet you my left thumb those boobs are fake”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Glad you think it is funny. Either way she is coming with me.”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
What has one thumb and wants to replace your cigarette with his dick?………
January 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
thought bubble for Chuck: That hot chick has her own midget. I want a midget too!
January 28th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
“Hey Tiki, what are you doing in my booth? take a hike, Get the fuck outta here!”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Hey Buddy…..This thumb is gonna give that chick the scorpion later tonight, so why dont you get the hell out of here before you scare her off
January 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“Aaaaay! call me the Fonz.”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
“Bitch,(hiccup) the only thing you should be smoking is my pole. ….yeah, that’s right… I’m the Iceman you bald fuck(hiccup)……Hackleman’s driving, right?”
January 28th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Chuck is the giving the midget a thumbs up because he has never seen a midget score with such a hot chick.
January 28th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
“I’m tellin’ ya dude, we got back there and she pulled out a cock bigger than mine!”
January 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hey Turd, i’m pretty sure that is Tiki Ghosn. i’d kick him out of my booth too!
January 28th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
“Hey Dude, she said the same thing wanderei told me.” “I want to fuck Chuck!”
“I bet she is better in bed, too!” Chuck
January 28th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Chuck: Man…uhhh i tellya wut..man..there’s eh um. yeah dude…for real. i was like….yeah..uh..er..you know whut i’m sayin.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
“oohhh yeee 1 slut down 4 to go!”
January 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Hey baby, how would you like Chuck to motorboat you with his mohawk?
January 28th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
“Get off yer knees Bubb. The “Icepick” is reserved for high quality skanks ONLY!
January 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
“I will this cigarette was his icicle”
January 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
You want me to step outside with you? No problem mohawk man. This guys obviously doesn’t know I train with Billy Blanks!
January 28th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“And it was in this photo, at this exact moment, when Bruce and I made eye contact, that I knew it was love.”
-excerpt from Chuck Liddells second novel,
Ice Melts Too: My Loving Life
January 28th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Joe Rogan: “I was just gnoshing this bird Chuck”
Chuck: “Get the fuck outside!”
January 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Very niiiice: Chuck Liddell reaps further benefits from being a pro fighter by having people still feel obligated to laugh at his lame Borat impressions
January 28th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
“Hey man check it out, look how far i can bend my thumb back.”
January 28th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Well actually…YES .. If you dont get the fuck out I will kick your ass.
January 28th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
This thumb is for your front bum sweet cheeks!
January 28th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
you know what has two thumbs and likes that booty…….THIS GUY
January 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
“Laugh at my hair again..”
January 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
“Then I said ‘careful my thumb might be a little cold’, then POW! Right in the pooper! —- Oh hey babe.”
January 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Hey Chuck, you’ll be fighting for your life when I get your head between my thighs!
January 28th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Chuck: (to bald dude) You put four face in lap on more time and im throwin your ass out!
January 28th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“Oh you mean THIS tattoo? It says ‘white power’ in Chinese!”
January 28th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
You see my shave job…When do get to I see yours?
January 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
“Yeah, I call this finger the Ice Pick”
January 28th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Nice mohawk…creep
January 28th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
only the iceman could put out the fire in her cooch
January 28th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
“do you know if the two guys behind me leaning there heads on each other want a little ice in there cock-tails?”
January 28th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Are you ready!? Chuck, are you ready! Let’s get it on! Who let Big John in here?
January 28th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Listen, I don’t care if you are Joe Rogan’s Mini-Me, you’re throwing salt on my game….
January 29th, 2008 at 8:38 am
“What do you mean, Tag Team?”
January 29th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Can you turn that music……up?
January 29th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
January 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Don’t worry lil’ man, some day you will grow up to be as big as Chuck”
January 29th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
“Come back to mine we’ll do some cough medicine, then I ‘ll show what I can REALLY do with this thumb of mine!”
January 29th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
kammmmmmmmmmmmon leemmmeee have a goooooo
January 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
f paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Me
January 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Chuck to the man seated:
I agree; the economy is in the toliet. Dana just sold me to a Chinese conglomerate!
OR
Chuck to the man seated:
I haven’t the foggiest, to what those characters represent. I was partying hard in Beijing and met a chick. Next thing I know, I wake up in a tub of ice. One kidney gone and some “fresh ink”.
OR
Chuck to the man seated:
My philosophy of fighting. Crisis = danger + opportunity.
OR
Brunette talking to blonde:
Isn’t that from that old Calgon soap commercial?
Brunette and blonde, blurt out at same time:
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!
(for those who have never seen the Calgon commercial, it is on youtube.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q
January 29th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I said keep your nose out of her business!
January 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
“I bet you’ve never smoked a Mohican?”
January 30th, 2008 at 12:51 am
“Yeah, my buddy Tim is outside, hes down for a gang bang, but be warned his championship belt is gonna bruise you.”
January 30th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Chuck liddell warns fellow bar patrons thats Tim Sylvia is in that bathroom shoving a zucchini up his backside well wearing nothing but the Heavy-Weight Belt.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Chuck: BEER GOGGLES….BEER GOGGLES….WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BEER GOGGLES!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Dude…I think that girl gave me herpes by just looking at me!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:32 am
HERE IS THE WINNER!!!!!!
Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Hey…I think that is Oscar De La Hoya in the wig and red dress. You know how he likes role playing.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Shake and Bake!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
This Britney Spears look-alike wants my icicle!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Clearly she didn’t get called back the day after!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
chuck asks his new midget (small person) friend if there are two people makingout on his back.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Chuck asks the midget over to his house for a party, much to the disappointment of the woman in red who thought he was coming over to talk to her.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Chuck to bald dude: (Laughing and slurring)She actually thinks I was paying attention to her. You think that’s funny, you should see me in an early morning interview after a night of binge drinking and prescription medication.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:03 am
Chuck: “Hey dude, see that chick in the red dress?”
Other guy: “Yeah man”
Chuck: “Yeah, good… ever heard of a pig roast?”
January 31st, 2008 at 11:48 am
“Sorry lady, I thought that was the belt Rampage took from me!”
January 31st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Chuck to lady in red,
“You have a mohawk too? Hell yeah! Lets blow this joint so I can see that pretty little Mohican!”
January 31st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
“Hey man, I’m leaving here with the lady in red, she smoked that whole cigarette in one fuckin’ drag!!” Chuck
January 31st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Chuck to midget, ” How does she smell from down there, Vern Troyer? Good? Great,Lets fuck bitch!”
January 31st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“Wipe that smile off your face, Vern Troyer, she’s lookin’ at me! Chuck
January 31st, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Chuck to lady in red…
“They used to call my dick the ‘Ice Pick’ when I was a kid, now it is know as
The Iceman’s ‘South Pole’.”
January 31st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Chuck to Vern Troyer…
“Who im I going to fight next? I don’t care, I’m worried about who I am going to fuck next, and I think i know who!!”
January 31st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
“I sure hope she doesn’t have a dick…like the last one!”
February 1st, 2008 at 10:07 am
“Alright…no signs of herpes!”
February 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Hey, Shorty. That babe is “SMOKIN”.