Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell’s ‘Iceman: My Fighting Life’!

Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell’s intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we’ve decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again…

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102 COMMENTS to “Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell’s ‘Iceman: My Fighting Life’!”

  1. Olie Says:

    Chuck hits an all-time low by offering out a 3ft midget.

  2. Kimbo's Lice Says:

    “What do you think, disembodied head that only I can see — should I take this chick home or not?”

  3. MMA-hole Says:

    “Nikki — my Range Rover, 15 minutes. Andre — the bathroom, now.”

  4. Noah Says:

    After getting in on with that chick; The Iceman will now be known as The Liceman, oh wait, they’re called crabs when you have them down there!

  5. Jeff Says:

    Hey man, i think i’m gonna nail that chick tonight, after all, its just rampage tomorrow…………

  6. B&W Says:

    “Bad haircut and head tattoo’s aside… I drive a Ferrari”

  7. Brandon Says:

    (thought balloon for Chuck) If she smokes she pokes!

  8. Brad Says:

    “People say that i don’t train hard anymore, but they have no idea how hard you have to work to get laid with this haircut”

  9. Josh Says:

    Hey, I already took two beatings in a row why not make it three..

  10. Cory Says:

    “So uh what do you two say about coming back to my place and putting some icing on the Iceman”?

  11. lolwut Says:

    Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck?
    Nice Midget! Wanna Fuck?
    Nice Tits! wanna Fuck?

    that dude kinda looks like matt serra but taller lol

  12. sean Says:

    Iceman Brakes The Ice By Braking a Midgit.

  13. Cam Says:

    “Holy Crap Dude! you mean that chick i just banged in the bathroom is Wanderlei Silva’s Sister!?!?!”

  14. Colin G Says:

    “Hey Baby, Did you read my book? …… Me Neither”

  15. lolwut Says:

    Hey Serra go hit on someone your own size!

  16. Greg W Says:

    I would love to hit those, but I am afraid they would blow up like an air-bag, and scar my face!

  17. lolwut Says:

    pull my finger!

  18. Sony Says:

    “Hey, Babe - What has two thumbs and likes B.J..s?………This guy!”

  19. tusker Says:

    What came first, the tattoos or the haircut?

  20. lolwut Says:

    Chuck felt sorry for that 135 pounder that lives with him so hes bringing another midget to keep him company.

  21. Erick Says:

    Iceman: So I said to her let me check your oil babe?
    Head: What did she say?
    Iceman: Nothing I’m the Iceman B*tch

  22. canuck Says:

    Chuck gives a thumbs up to the girl that shot me down

  23. beast Says:

    Would you mind putting out the cigarette, maam? This is a no smoking area.

  24. Darb Says:

    “I’ll bet you me left thumb those boobs are fake”

  25. lolwut Says:

    wanna play thumb wars?

  26. Brad Says:

    “…and thats when i stuck my thumb in Randy’s eye”

  27. E Rush Says:

    Woman in Red: Uumm. I would go 5 rounds with you.
    Chuck: I am usually done in a minute or two… Yeah!

  28. natureboy Says:

    Ultimate Fighter Chuck Liddell attempts to recruit a camera operator for a “3 Girls, 1 Chuck” internet video.

  29. Darb Says:

    “cigarettes are bad for you…you should suck on my thumb”

  30. Darb Says:

    “…all i did for this book is got Chuck Norris quotes off this internet and put my name in it.”

  31. riley Says:

    “That’s a dude? Get up and let me take a look.”

  32. B&W Says:

    “Believe it or not i cut my own hair”

  33. tipsyrockero Says:

    “I am the iceman, enough said……I dont really have to talk after that.”

  34. Darb Says:

    “i’ll bet you my left thumb those boobs are fake”

  35. Sideshow Says:

    “Glad you think it is funny. Either way she is coming with me.”

  36. KLovick Says:

    What has one thumb and wants to replace your cigarette with his dick?………

  37. Matt Says:

    thought bubble for Chuck: That hot chick has her own midget. I want a midget too!

  38. Turdburglar Says:

    “Hey Tiki, what are you doing in my booth? take a hike, Get the fuck outta here!”

  39. pookysdabomb Says:

    Hey Buddy…..This thumb is gonna give that chick the scorpion later tonight, so why dont you get the hell out of here before you scare her off

  40. The Bloc Says:

    “Aaaaay! call me the Fonz.”

  41. Douchebaggery Says:

    “Bitch,(hiccup) the only thing you should be smoking is my pole. ….yeah, that’s right… I’m the Iceman you bald fuck(hiccup)……Hackleman’s driving, right?”

  42. lolwut Says:

    Chuck is the giving the midget a thumbs up because he has never seen a midget score with such a hot chick.

  43. siksik6 Says:

    “I’m tellin’ ya dude, we got back there and she pulled out a cock bigger than mine!”

  44. Choaderfield Says:

    Hey Turd, i’m pretty sure that is Tiki Ghosn. i’d kick him out of my booth too!

  45. Justin C Says:

    “Hey Dude, she said the same thing wanderei told me.” “I want to fuck Chuck!”
    “I bet she is better in bed, too!” Chuck

  46. Toolman Says:

    Chuck: Man…uhhh i tellya wut..man..there’s eh um. yeah dude…for real. i was like….yeah..uh..er..you know whut i’m sayin.

  47. alan Says:

    “oohhh yeee 1 slut down 4 to go!”

  48. bmwtech Says:

    Hey baby, how would you like Chuck to motorboat you with his mohawk?

  49. Jeffro Says:

    “Get off yer knees Bubb. The “Icepick” is reserved for high quality skanks ONLY!

  50. Matty Says:

    “I will this cigarette was his icicle”

  51. Luis Says:

    You want me to step outside with you? No problem mohawk man. This guys obviously doesn’t know I train with Billy Blanks!

  52. Niceguyeddie Says:

    “And it was in this photo, at this exact moment, when Bruce and I made eye contact, that I knew it was love.”

    -excerpt from Chuck Liddells second novel,
    Ice Melts Too: My Loving Life

  53. Olie Says:

    Joe Rogan: “I was just gnoshing this bird Chuck”

    Chuck: “Get the fuck outside!”

  54. fancyjesus Says:

    Very niiiice: Chuck Liddell reaps further benefits from being a pro fighter by having people still feel obligated to laugh at his lame Borat impressions

  55. lolwut Says:

    “Hey man check it out, look how far i can bend my thumb back.”

  56. MMAStation Says:

    Well actually…YES .. If you dont get the fuck out I will kick your ass.

  57. cpanger Says:

    This thumb is for your front bum sweet cheeks!

  58. matthew Says:

    you know what has two thumbs and likes that booty…….THIS GUY

  59. Charlie Says:

    “Laugh at my hair again..”

  60. RawDawg Says:

    “Then I said ‘careful my thumb might be a little cold’, then POW! Right in the pooper! —- Oh hey babe.”

  61. Docvelvet Says:

    Hey Chuck, you’ll be fighting for your life when I get your head between my thighs!

  62. Damian Says:

    Chuck: (to bald dude) You put four face in lap on more time and im throwin your ass out!

  63. Jonathan Says:

    “Oh you mean THIS tattoo? It says ‘white power’ in Chinese!”

  64. DeWil Says:

    You see my shave job…When do get to I see yours?

  65. RawDawg Says:

    “Yeah, I call this finger the Ice Pick”

  66. Bunk Says:

    Nice mohawk…creep

  67. RawDawg Says:

    only the iceman could put out the fire in her cooch

  68. Mayweather+MMA=deadfloyd Says:

    “do you know if the two guys behind me leaning there heads on each other want a little ice in there cock-tails?”

  69. jetdog321 Says:

    Are you ready!? Chuck, are you ready! Let’s get it on! Who let Big John in here?

  70. Zafari Says:

    Listen, I don’t care if you are Joe Rogan’s Mini-Me, you’re throwing salt on my game….

  71. DanaWhiteFan Says:

    “What do you mean, Tag Team?”

  72. D Leathers Says:

    Can you turn that music……up?

  73. T-bone Says:

    Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

  74. Darb Says:

    Don’t worry lil’ man, some day you will grow up to be as big as Chuck”

  75. Paul Says:

    “Come back to mine we’ll do some cough medicine, then I ‘ll show what I can REALLY do with this thumb of mine!”

  76. lolwut Says:

    kammmmmmmmmmmmon leemmmeee have a goooooo

  77. lolwut Says:

    f paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Me

  78. Mr. B Says:

    Chuck to the man seated:
    I agree; the economy is in the toliet. Dana just sold me to a Chinese conglomerate!

    OR

    Chuck to the man seated:
    I haven’t the foggiest, to what those characters represent. I was partying hard in Beijing and met a chick. Next thing I know, I wake up in a tub of ice. One kidney gone and some “fresh ink”.

    OR

    Chuck to the man seated:
    My philosophy of fighting. Crisis = danger + opportunity.

    OR

    Brunette talking to blonde:
    Isn’t that from that old Calgon soap commercial?

    Brunette and blonde, blurt out at same time:
    ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!

    (for those who have never seen the Calgon commercial, it is on youtube.)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q

  79. Shannon Says:

    I said keep your nose out of her business!

  80. Mike Says:

    “I bet you’ve never smoked a Mohican?”

  81. Than Says:

    “Yeah, my buddy Tim is outside, hes down for a gang bang, but be warned his championship belt is gonna bruise you.”

  82. Darb Says:

    Chuck liddell warns fellow bar patrons thats Tim Sylvia is in that bathroom shoving a zucchini up his backside well wearing nothing but the Heavy-Weight Belt.

  83. Kevin Says:

    Chuck: BEER GOGGLES….BEER GOGGLES….WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BEER GOGGLES!!!

  84. Kevin Says:

    Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Dude…I think that girl gave me herpes by just looking at me!

  85. Kevin Says:

    HERE IS THE WINNER!!!!!!

    Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Hey…I think that is Oscar De La Hoya in the wig and red dress. You know how he likes role playing.

  86. lolwut Says:

    Shake and Bake!

  87. pookysdabomb Says:

    This Britney Spears look-alike wants my icicle!

  88. Darb Says:

    Clearly she didn’t get called back the day after!!!

  89. Darb Says:

    chuck asks his new midget (small person) friend if there are two people makingout on his back.

  90. Darb Says:

    Chuck asks the midget over to his house for a party, much to the disappointment of the woman in red who thought he was coming over to talk to her.

  91. fightfan Says:

    Chuck to bald dude: (Laughing and slurring)She actually thinks I was paying attention to her. You think that’s funny, you should see me in an early morning interview after a night of binge drinking and prescription medication.

  92. Matt Says:

    Chuck: “Hey dude, see that chick in the red dress?”
    Other guy: “Yeah man”
    Chuck: “Yeah, good… ever heard of a pig roast?”

  93. Roark Says:

    “Sorry lady, I thought that was the belt Rampage took from me!”

  94. justin c Says:

    Chuck to lady in red,

    “You have a mohawk too? Hell yeah! Lets blow this joint so I can see that pretty little Mohican!”

  95. justin c Says:

    “Hey man, I’m leaving here with the lady in red, she smoked that whole cigarette in one fuckin’ drag!!” Chuck

  96. justin c Says:

    Chuck to midget, ” How does she smell from down there, Vern Troyer? Good? Great,Lets fuck bitch!”

  97. justin c Says:

    “Wipe that smile off your face, Vern Troyer, she’s lookin’ at me! Chuck

  98. justin c Says:

    Chuck to lady in red…

    “They used to call my dick the ‘Ice Pick’ when I was a kid, now it is know as
    The Iceman’s ‘South Pole’.”

  99. justin c Says:

    Chuck to Vern Troyer…

    “Who im I going to fight next? I don’t care, I’m worried about who I am going to fuck next, and I think i know who!!”

  100. DapH Says:

    “I sure hope she doesn’t have a dick…like the last one!”

  101. DapH Says:

    “Alright…no signs of herpes!”

  102. Roger Says:

    Hey, Shorty. That babe is “SMOKIN”.

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