Tito Ortiz Won’t Win ‘Celebrity Apprentice’
Jenna Jameson threw Tito Ortiz a surprise 33rd birthday party at the Las Vegas club CatHouse on Friday night, and RawVegas.tv’s cameras were there. Check out the clip below, which reveals the following:
— An eerily reserved Mike Tyson says he’s finished with fighting.
— Troy “Rude Boy” Mandaloniz thinks Frank Mir will beat Brock Lesnar at UFC 81, but Ortiz is calling it for Brock by stoppage in the second round.
— When asked if he’ll make it to the finals on Celebrity Apprentice, the HBBB gives a long, meandering answer that culminates in “I lasted a long time.” Eh, we saw that coming.
— The UFC treats Ortiz “like shit.”
— Jameson revealed that her and Ortiz are trying to have kids (!), who Ortiz thinks will be “beautiful” (!!).
— Kendall Grove is officially going to be a father. “My shit works,” he says, drunk as hell.
— When Jenna is dancing on stage, people tend to forget about Tito.
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January 28th, 2008 at 10:28 am
How classy.
January 28th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Out of the business now I can have you as a girlfriend. I guess it washes away all the years of getting pounded on camera. I’m sure your kids will think the same when they’re in high school.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Don’t have kids! seriously poor children having a big head a hole as a dad and a former pronstar as a mom wow…
January 28th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Ugh.. Tito is such a douchewad. I think the baby they may or may not have together will only stay in the womb for 5-6 months, and then just fall out of her gaping wide hole, even with the enormous fucking head tito instilled upon it.
January 29th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I want to like Tito. For split seconds he says useful things. But then he says all the other things that make me blow my drink out my nose.
January 29th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Why are you guys hating on Tito so much? He seemed like a pretty decent guy when he was a coach on TUF. Sure he’s been under-performing in the UFC the past few years but its probably a result of being distracted by all his other business ventures.
And why the hell are you guys hating on Jenna? Half you horny bastards probably jerked it to one of her movies in the past so dont be such hypocrites!!
January 29th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Tito has done alot of great work for fighters in the UFC and MMA in general, just from the publicity he generates, and a positive attitude most of the time. However he’s a professional fighter, not a professional talker, and goes a little too far with the ego stroking now and again and again.
I think UFC was dumb not to work with him for promoting their product more, but that doesn’t change the fact that he makes himself sound pompous and annoying if you keep a mic in front of him for more than a post-fight-Joe-Rogan-minute.
January 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Kendall Grove licks grundle
January 30th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Who the fuck would have kids with Jenna Jameson?
January 30th, 2008 at 5:29 am
Jenna is smashed and pretending she’s sober, but she’s not, she’s wasted look at her
January 31st, 2008 at 3:36 am
Ken4days Says:
January 30th, 2008 at 5:29 am
Jenna is smashed and pretending she’s sober, but she’s not, she’s wasted look at her
WOW!!! drunk at a birthday party in Las Vegas?!? who could imagine!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 5:43 am
I’d be afraid to put my dick in Jenna’s rancid womb. Wouldn’t want my children to come from that stank ho.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Tito and Jenna both had less than desirable backgrounds. Due to intelligence, hard work and excellent decisions both have formed incredible businesses. Tito runs a multi-million dollar company and Jenna took the adult industry to financial heights over the past 7 years.
If Tito and Jenna would start a family together I would not be surprised that child would grow up to be extremely successful. Not only would that child have the intelligence of his/her parents but also the best opportunities in the world due to his/her parents. I wish all the best for them
Things to consider:
-MMA fighters play human chess. They have to constantly make quick decisions and analyze the implications of that decision in mille-seconds.
-Tito started with only $500 in his pocket when starting the “team punishment” brand
-Tito takes on new fighters and treats them like family. Imagine what he would do with his own kin.
-Jenna sold her company to Virgin for a pretty penny (amount undisclosed because it is a publically traded company).
-All parents want their kids to be better than
February 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
–Correction–
First sentence: “backgrounds” should be “childhoods.”
April 21st, 2008 at 3:20 am
“Why are you guys hating on Tito so much? He seemed like a pretty decent guy when he was a coach on TUF. Sure he’s been under-performing in the UFC the past few years but its probably a result of being distracted by all his other business ventures.
And why the hell are you guys hating on Jenna? Half you horny bastards probably jerked it to one of her movies in the past so dont be such hypocrites!!”
So?!
Doesn’t mean that we’d actually wanna marry her …
She could suck a VW Beetle (the new ones even) throug a straw!!!
Not really the kind of girl that you would introduce to yo mamma.
“Mom, dad..this is Jenna. She could fuck all the men in our family…ALL AT THE SAME TIME! I love her.”
She’s got a face only a cum-shot could love. (right in her eye)
April 21st, 2008 at 3:21 am
“Than Says:
January 30th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Who the fuck would have kids with Jenna Jameson?”
I know! I know!
Tito-dumbass-Ortiz?
July 15th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Hey why is everbody picking on jenna she so hot i’d fuck her.