Chuck Liddell Caption Contest II: The Odd Couple
You guys killed it last week — let’s see how you do with this photo of Chuck with notable backup-dancer/sperm-donor Kevin Federline. The two CagePotato readers who produce the best captions will score signed copies of Chuck Liddell’s badass new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, courtesy of Dutton Books. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday as we announce the winners. Come on…do it for Sean Preston and Jayden.
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February 4th, 2008 at 10:38 am
It was (not) a tough competition, but ‘K-Fed’ won the “who has the shittiest tattoo award”. By quite a long way.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:39 am
“Can I stop posing now? Can I start punching?”
February 4th, 2008 at 10:40 am
because “walking in” to a K-fed track is somehow still cooler than walking in to Vanilla Ice
February 4th, 2008 at 10:44 am
“Y’know, after 8 bottles of prescription cough syrup, ‘Popozao’ actually starts to sound pretty good.”
February 4th, 2008 at 10:51 am
CHUCK: I hope k-fed knows thats im going to be the one doing the fisting
February 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“So I was walking around the club, holding my hand in a surf’s up position like usual, and then this piece of shit ran up to me and a camera flashed. Come to find out, he’s an excellent rapper.”
OR
Chuck’s Love affair with crappy white rappers has gone too far, why can’t he just listen to country like every other white guy who loves terrible music?
February 4th, 2008 at 10:56 am
K-Fed: “Yo, I can totally get you a spot on one of my songs, naw mean?”
Chuck: “Can I say something about being cold as ice?”
K-Fed: “Oh snap dawg, that would be tight!”
February 4th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Chuck’s attempts to spur the second coming of Vanilla Ice have failed, or have they?
Where’s Chuck’s right hand? Now you could say that K-Fed is Chuck’s right hand man; Whenever Chuck needs him, he only has to sniff his fist.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I say Noah’s comment should be disqualified……
…..because I think he actually quoted the conversation verbatim!
LOL, Noah….you rock! Thanks for the “chuck”le…I needed it!
February 4th, 2008 at 11:04 am
In reference to you branding them, “The Odd Couple”
K-Fed: “Once of these days Chuckie, to the moon!”
February 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I thought this was the LINE to see FEDOR?!?!?!
you see what i did there?
February 4th, 2008 at 11:06 am
As most men would be, Chuck was proud to show off the largest shit he’d ever taken.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Uh oh, I screwed up the odd couple one, oh well…It sucked anyway.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:18 am
“In bubble thoughts” Chuck: “Brit say the word and he’s done”
KFed: “Brit look whose got my back now.. Beotch” NOT!
February 4th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Chuck ran over when his estrogen alarm went off the charts. He was disappointed to see some asshole waving around an “F” tattoo
February 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Two guys that only need to touch you once to completely end your career…
February 4th, 2008 at 11:24 am
K-Fed - You knock em out and I knock em up POPOZAO BITCHES
February 4th, 2008 at 11:26 am
This is a picture of them right before they filmed two white boys one cup……
February 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Casting call for the next season of “Celebrity Rehab”
February 4th, 2008 at 11:34 am
K-Fed Feat The Iceman - Ma skin iz vanilla but im cold as ice daawg.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
K-Fed: “Yo G, my johnson is as big as my forearm, right Chuck?”
Chuck: “I wouldn’t know, but when Brit called me last night, she said it was as big as my pinky.”
February 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Chuck: “ohh yeaaaaaah! Let me tell you somthing brother, watcha gunna do brother, when my new tag team parter K-fed and I wrap our 10″ pythons around you! Ohhh yeaaaaah! we’re comming for that Championship belft brother!
K.fed: “IGBT in the hizzouse Uhhh muther fucker what!! flip dog in the house naww mean! Yo that jacket is thight son, now run that shit bitch. uh son, uh son. white chocolate baby, white chocolate!”
February 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Who the hell is this guy?
February 4th, 2008 at 11:58 am
‘Honey, Where’s the Kids?’
February 4th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Chuck is thinking how he is gonna beat the photgrapher’s ass and take the film so this pic won’t get out!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Chuck’s thought bubble, “No chance with no bitches at this party, after this!”
February 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Sean Preston & Jayden in 25 years
February 4th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The photographer said he wanted a picture of the “best fighter in the world”…K-fed only jumped in because he thought he heard “best father in the world.”
February 4th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
unhhhhh… Yeaaahhhhh……word.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
”Liddell makes K-Fed knock himself out with a left uppercut”
February 4th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
K-Fed: Yo Chuck, I slapped John Cena. You think I would think twice to slap you too!? JUST KIDDING, Don’t hurt me, here I’ll just punch myself in the face.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Rumor has it Heath Ledger was also at this party
February 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
“No shit Chuck, this is how far I could get my arm inside her.”
February 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
That Kevin Federline is so hot right now………Kevin Federline.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Britney….WE banged her!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Kevin Federline & Chuck Liddel official photo together
marketing their new clothing line…….
CHILDSUPPORT!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Hey look everybody it’s the New Stars of the Rush Hour installments replacing Chris Tucker K-Fed the annoying black guy. and Chuck Liddell a badass we wont need subtitles to understand. Cant wait fot that one
February 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
@ D biggles
lol kfed is more annoying and yes we need subtitles! hahah
February 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You think Britney’s crazy, you should have seen Dana when I told him I was going to Tito’s birthday bash.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Chuck Liddell party game:
So your saying if I drink this cat urine and punch myself in the face you will let me walk out of here….and if I don’t your going to break me in half with one pinky…..You really know how to throw a party Chuck….
February 4th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Spear-Chuckas
February 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Chuck - “I got my pinky ring on order”
K-Fed - “YIZ-HIZA!”
February 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
“No offense bro, but your ex-wife is the most useless human being who ever lived.”
February 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Bottom of the poster would read
Higher education not needed
We got rich from knocking up and knocking out bitches!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Check out dis watch Chuck!! You think you could afford one of these with those crappy fight of the night cheques you been pullin-in? Enough with the minor-league UFC bullshit. I can hook you up with Jamie-Lynn Spears biatch!! Once our lawyers get done with them we will have enough cheddar to buy the UFC!!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Hey Chuck,
I watch me test out my own chin. I am telling you….you couldn’t knock me out if you tried.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
K-Fed showing off his tattoos that he bought with Britney’s money while him and Chuck figure out how to secure the pole so Britney wouldnt break it.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
or.
Chuck: Man I fight in the UFC and I cant even get me one of them watches, How’d you get it?
K-Fed: Knocked up some slut and took her money and kids from her.
Chuck: NICE!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Chuck you got to let me be your publicist, K-fed knows PR baby!!!
When I first started dating Britney people thought I was a degenerate loser trying to live off her fame. Now the bitch is institutionalized, I got the kids the money and I was named father of the year!!
If you sign with me you will be my second client and I will guarantee you all kinds of personal attention.
My other client is Mr T, check out this fly watch he just sent me.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
k-fed: “guys, guys! check it out, chuck is already THIS far in!!”
chuck: “hang on to your drink, here comes the rest of the arm.”
February 4th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
http://mikey99.deviantart.com/art/K-Feddell-76490856
February 4th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Chuck: “What a douche bag!”
February 4th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
My fist is scarier cuz we know where it’s been.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
In today’s press release, Liddell announced that he will be changing his nickname from “The Iceman” to “The Douche Magnet.”
February 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Hey Man, I chucked Brittany
February 4th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
F is for “How the FUCK did neither of us end up in jail?”
February 4th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Douche, Douche Baby….Da na na na nanna NAH nuh
February 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I’ll save you some time and punch myself in the face Chuck!
February 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“Oh, this? Nah, I didn’t get it cuz it’s my initial or anything. It was my GPA in high school. I was gonna get it on my head like yours, but they said that would be really ouchy, so…yeah.”
February 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Chuck Liddell: The best relationship counselor money can buy.
February 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Wait a second! You’re not Vanilla Ice! Fuck it … close enough.
February 4th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Knock Knock, who’s there? Knocked up and knocked out bitches!
February 4th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
K-Fed on TUF: Put me in coach!
February 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
the worlds newest super hero duo: SUPER FATHER & THE WALKING PHARMACY
February 4th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Chuck: hey Feddy want to try my new version of the shocker?
K-Fed: Hell yea ( billy idol style with the fist)
February 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
The Liddelerline’s first night out
February 4th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
K-fed: ay dawg its some fine ass breezies round hurr put it in the browntown from downtown
Chuck: *snorts a line,nods*
February 4th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
K-fed- “Chuck,..this is the real “SHOCKER”….ask Brittney”.
February 4th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Chuck- “Hey,..Rob VanWinkle,…whats up bro??”
February 4th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
K-Fed- ¨Sorry Ice man, you look to much like my Ex-girl dawg¨
February 4th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Chuck: So.. Kevin,.. K-fed sorry baby. Umm, I was just wondering if you could tell Sean Preston and Jayden that its okay to call me Daddy, and that its normal now a days for little boys to have two daddy’s. Thank you sweet heart..oh camera, pose! That was cute baby doll. Way to look so tough, rawr turned me on a little. Lets get out of here.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Clearly, the Iceman does not discriminate against the mentally handicapped.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Chuck n Cheesy
February 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
-”Balled His Way to the Bottom” meets “Brawled His Way to the Top”.
-One is famous for poundin’ mound and the other is famous for ground ‘n pound.
-Knock’s ‘em Up and Knock’s ‘em Out.
February 4th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
chuck : i never made one song and i have more hits than you
February 4th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Behind every good fighter is a thug wannabe back-up dancer.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Chuck: So you’re saying that if I knock one of these bitches up, I can give up training altogether?
February 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I got this one Chuck, I’m gonna kick my own ass…
February 5th, 2008 at 12:06 am
chuck looking on angrily after being fisted by k-fed moments ago
chuck: summuvabitch didnt even have the common decency to give me a reach-around
February 5th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Chuck man, I read your book, and I give it an (raises arm) ‘F’. LOLOLOL
February 5th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Dana White: Today I’d like to announce that the UFC and Zuffa Inc. will be launching its first record label, Washed Up Records. We currently have Kevin Federline and Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell under contract and are hoping to add Crop Cop and Tank Abbot soon. Now, take a listen to Chuck and K-Fed’s upcoming single “I Beat Wanderlei”.
Chuck:
So I’m out the cage huh?
K-Fed:
Yo Chuck, we sparrin’?
Chuck:
Whatever
K-Fed:
Well I’m with ya homie
Chuck:
Ok, let’s handle the small shit
K-Fed:
I was born a white trash piece of shit
Who chews tobacco and likes to spit
Married Britney too fast and went through too much shit
And now I’m gonna get full custody, bitch
Thinking rich, making money like Chuck when he last fought
Iceman told me to milk this bitch for what she’s got
Til her bank account spills and crumbles and rots
And if I lose a grand, keep going
First credit, I go into debt, just keep it
Counter punches are for real and ain’t fake shit
Mark Coleman took a dive cause he’s weak shit
Wasn’t for Chuck there wouldn’t be shit
Chuck:
Train with me, as we take a little trip down UFC Lane
Been in here longer than any one in the game
And I don’t gotta lie about my pre-game
K-Fed:
But what about Wanderlei?
Chuck:
Fuck Wanderlei, he don’t belong speaking mine or Vitor Belfort’s name
And don’t think I need to understand your little Portuguese to see what you’re saying
I’m the Iceman and I’ll fight til my license is revoked
When I see you I’m gonna KO you and not even know it
You baldy, Mini-Me, with a bunch of little Mini Yous
Running around trying to learn that Brazilian jui-jitsu
Over 30 MMA fighters who almost died
And I didn’t have to do with some fancy Muy Thai
Chorus:
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
K-Fed:
Second round, we get down
It gets no better than this
Brock Lesnar drinks Frank Mir’s piss
From a Dixie Cup, if you ever mix me up
Or confuse me Britney or Chuck with a Wanderlei
We’ll rub it in, every octagon you’re in
We’ll have you sanctioned and make sure you never fight a fucking again
Chuck ain’t having it as long as I’m here to play Dana’s advocate.
Chuck:
If there was some magic shit I could wave
Over the UFC that could save it when Randy’s gone
And fight to make sure the heavyweights carry on
I would
K-Fed:
If I only knew how to dance real good
I wouldn’t, not even if I could
Chuck:
From the hood and I’m a mounter
And I only throw punches to counter
K-Fed:
Like Shonie Carter throwing a backfist without warning
And swing to knock Matt Serra’s head off
But he came back and got another chance to let off
Another punch on GSP, made him a punk
Didn’t give a fuck, short man, so much spunk
Didn’t matter that he was little, he blew up
To shock a mil and go up and claim the title
And not fuck it up like Chris Lytle
Chuck:
And I’m something of a phenom
One shot of the Nan’
I’m unstoppable, I’m alive and out of guard again
There’s not fighter that I can’t conquer
So bring it on to us (Come on)
Chorus:
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
Chuck:
Now anybody who knows Chuck
Knows I like to drink and like to fuck
Doing both all day
Even before a fight because who works without play?
Don’t look for trouble but I serve gourmet
Pick your ass kicking, you can have it your way
I’ll fuck your night if you wake me when it’s day
Right hook with your name, sending it your way
That goes for anyone who walks through the cageway
Cuz the octagon is my space, if you invade it
I’ll knock you out, face first into the floor you’ll fade it
Fuck around and you’ll get annihilated
Hey, are my eyes dilated?
K-Fed:
Ha, like the momma of my baby
Cuz What I say is that Chuck beat Wanderlei
The fight was almost on the fence
But he couldn’t handle Chuck’s takedown defense
Little hit of Chuck’s weed, and I don’t feel so tense
He has a fat contract, he was gone but now he’s back
He stays back but his jab is his launch pad
Chuck:
And I can pull any string
Don’t have to prove anything
Lost to Rampage, so what?
You headed west? Talk shit about Chuck
And you better get a vest in order protect your chest and neck
K-Fed:
And it’s back and forth like Tim and Andre
I joke when I say he’s the best in the cage
But a lot of truth is said in jest
And if Chuck does ever live to be a legend
He’s gonna die a sudden death
A guillotine or rear naked can’t hold my fucking breath
But I’ll tap, who cares about respect
Mark Coleman just needed to collect his fucking check
Chorus:
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
What I say is that I beat Wanderlei
It wasn’t a knock out but that’s OK
Just remember unconsciousness is one punch away
So who you fighting with?
Chuck:
Watch your fucking mouth
Vitor:
Yo this is Vitor, tell him I said suck *dig it* my dick!
February 5th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Yo Chuck you want some of this Briney cheese?
February 5th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Chuck: “Please God, do not let the guys a Cage Potato see this picture!”
February 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am
“So it’s K-fed right…Well you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
February 5th, 2008 at 11:13 am
“and then Chuck told me, where I should of hit that crazy bea, was riiiight there”!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:14 am
“Chuck says, “if I put one more song out, he’s gonna hit me riiiight there”
February 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Hey Mike, that rap song is not a bad idea, but it’s way too long and there’s too much filler. Rewrite it, make it shorter, and upload some audio! Don’t forget, Aleksander Emelienenko has already got the most gangster rap out there for an MMA fighter. Plus, it sounds meaner when you’re speaking Russian. Good Luck.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:40 am
The MMA’s new co-ed tag team champions- VanillaIceman
February 5th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Look! It’s the “Dynamic Duo!” I mean the “Dramatic Duo!”
Chuck, the Dramatic Fighter.
K-Fed, the Dramatic… Nevermind he’s just Dramatic!
February 5th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Alcohol… It’s cheaper than therapy!
February 5th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Fight Science narrator: Now we see the Iceman getting ”in the game” minutes before a fight.
K-Fed: Naawwww mean!?!
February 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Chuck looks a little worried about his next opponent, especially one with such intimidating tattoos.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Hands down, the uglies BITCH Chuck has ever taken home from an afterparty.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
good shit with the eminem/dr. dre re-write there mike
February 6th, 2008 at 9:34 am
With the recent addition of WWE Superstars Brock Lesnar and Sable to the UFC, Chuck Liddell reports that Dana White has recruited him his own WWE beauty and here she….d’oh
February 6th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
K-Fed ” yeah, yeah, it was like this bro, an upper cut, and home boy hit da flow! I can’t really talk about though because now there is a case pending, fo-real-do.”
February 6th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Chuck and K-fed are reunited after being separated at birth.
February 6th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Chuck and K-fed after the Keith Jardine fight at the “our careers are over” party at studio 54
February 6th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
On writing a rap song:
Chuck: Umm…yeah. Wut, um yeah dude I was like eh….
Kfed: Nailed it! (see fist pump)
or
Kfed poses to show tattoo that Chuck is going to put down both sides of his landing strip so the carpet matches the drapes.
or
Chuck, you can use this move. This is how I gave Brittany an episiotomy.
February 7th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Proof that after six bottles of Dimetapp, you’ll take a picture with anybody!
February 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
C’mon Chuck! Britney’s kids need their dad…and you’ve got him out chasing snatch. BARTENDER! get me DCFS on the phone.
February 7th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Kfed - Don’t hit me, I’ll knock myself out!
February 8th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Fo’ shiddell, my liddell.
February 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
MIKE RIPPED OFF AN EMINEM SONG
February 8th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
KFed: Smoke and drink in hand - check, bling bling to the max - check, gangsta attitude - double check.
Chuck: “rock hard” hand symbol - check, obvious discomfort and an awkward look on his face when he realizes he’s been caught in a photo with Kfed, which could be used in the future to question his credibility in the fighting world - quadruple check.
February 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
“I call this move the hang loose” - Chuck
“I call this move the loose goose, *cough* Britany” - K-fed
“Chuckles” - Both
“Double Chuckles” - Chuck