Folks, you're looking at a dead man.
(If you can't kick above your own balls without grimacing, maybe being a professional fighter isn't the best career path for you.)
(Exhibit B. He's mugging like his 'taint just split apart.)
(Punching makes Tank sleepy.)
(Classic bro-grab.)
(And after a hard day of training...)
(...the big payoff.)
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Comments
Toolman Says:
honestly?....Tank has never been pretty. lol
Dana White Says:
I'd say Tank takes this 1 easy by rear naked beard choke. But fuckin take is just some fuckin brawler that got his fuckin ass kicked in the UF fuckin C by the real talented fuckin fighters
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
"Tank Abbott Looks Like Shit"
Best. Headline. Ever.
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Olie Says:
Kimbo WILL kill him.
Turdburglar Says:
He should have hung up the gloves a long time ago. he was a pretty funny commentater though.
awsome article.
notmyname Says:
Is it even legal to allow this guy to step in the ring with Kimbo? It's gonna be a bloodbath--if it lasts more than 3 seconds
D-word Says:
Would have been much funnier with a photoshopped beard on that...what ever that creature is.
pookysdabomb Says:
when is Kimbo gonna face a REAL fighter
lolwut Says:
Wow if tank wins we r all gonna look like real mcassholes here lol, and also if he wins u should have a "what would tank do" section which will consist mainly of drinking beer and bar brawls.
tim sylvia's pussy Says:
haha wow tank is going to get his head knocked off by kimbo. but i love how everyone kimbo calls out is in there 40's and at least 10 years past there prime. id like to see him fight somebody that actually has some talent
tim sylvia's pussy Says:
haha wow tank is going to get his head knocked off. but i love how everyone kimbo calls out is in their 40's and at least 10 years past their prime. id like to see how he does against someone thats actually somewhat talented.
No1Dad Says:
"when is Kimbo gonna face a REAL fighter"
Not for a long time if Gary Shaw's recent comments about the UFC "ruining" Brock Lesnar are anything to go by.
PotatoHead Says:
I wouldn't underestimate Tank or rule him out quite yet. Afterall, he still has two days to whip himself into shape before the big event.
Remember, gentlemen... nobody thought Rocky Balboa had a chance against Clubber Lang... and he shocked the world!!! Well, Kimbo is no Clubber... and Tank would fucking destroy Stallone!
Wiltzor Says:
HAHA one of the funnier series of pictures I've seen recently.
Mugging like his taint just split apart AWESOME. I love you Mr. Potato.
NipGrip Says:
I don't know man, I think he's gonna take Kimbo in the first.. ...
....... ..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahah ok I couldn't keep a straight face.
Chunky Says:
lol there you go.
Chunky Says:
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Incase no one realised.
Sparky Says:
Kimbo is gonna fuck him up. And i'm guessing elitexc want to ride the "Kimbo is unstoppable" train for as long as piossible. Hence the shitty opponents. Although i reckon he would still hold his own against more talented foes.
BIG CHRIS Says:
That was pretty hilarious....Nice post CP!!
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Erica Says:
Turdburgler, your calls are weak.