The Ten Ugliest Mugs in MMA
10. Trainer John Hackleman
Hack kind of looks like something Jim Henson might have sewn together while drunk and depressed.
9. Matt Lindland
A five-head that could cut glass…
8. Ben Rothwell
Don’t worry, Susie…those things will develop in a few years.
7. Josh Burkman
“Hey, at least I don’t have shitty facial-hair like the other bald schmucks on this list.”
6. Charles “Krazy Horse” Bennett
You’re telling us that Charles hasn’t — even once — offered fellatio for crack?
5. Keith Jardine
Jesus. This guy gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
4. Kazushi Sakuraba
Sak is often confused for his twin sister, Sandra Oh.
3. Antonio Silva
Is it too soon to drop the “mongoloid” comment?
2. Eric “Butterbean” Esch
“Yeah, I like to eat basketballs, so fuckin’ what?”
1. Hong-Man Choi
“Circus Freak is something I’m embracing.”
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February 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I agree with most of the list but #7 isn’t horrendously ugly in comparison to the other fellas.
February 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
How the hell is the Maine-iac not on the list?
February 15th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
There are FAR uglier MMA stars. Wanderlei Silva for one.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Wanderlei should definitely be on there. And what about Giant Silva?! By far, the ugliest ever.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Ditto to Cory and Olie. Silva and Silva were the first to pop into my head.
Silva and Silva popping into my head?
….that sounds gay…….
February 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Err said “I agree with most of the list but #7 isn’t horrendously ugly in comparison to the other fellas.”
Have you ever seen Josh Burkman up close, he’s an ugly mother fucker.
February 15th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Ben Rothwell looks like a fatter philip rivers. Which means even though i have no idea who ben rothwell is, i hate him.
February 15th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Yoshihiro Takayama.( the guy who fought don frye like they were in a hockey match in pride 21)He has 2 b the ugliest mma fighter . he’s even missing an ear
February 15th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Why’s Saku on the list? He probably gets tons of ass.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
yes sir, Yoshihiro Takayama, the hawt one!
February 15th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Wonderful list. Bitch-tit comment was funny, but it meant that someone had to actually be looking at Ben’s tits to make a comment about it. Funny and scary at the same time.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
idk.. not the best top ten list..
burkman?? dude’s not ugly at all.. and i mean that in the non-gayest way..
it’s a wonder Tank Abbot and Tim Sylvia didn’t make the list.. every time they’re in there i come close to spewing.. hahaha..
February 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Robert, Takayama’s missing an ear?? How did that happen?
February 16th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Where is Kimbo Slice?
February 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Where are the Diaz brothers? Those two look like Chaka from “land of the lost” screwed the dude from Nightmare before Christmas and they were shit out as a result. And Leo, haven’t you noticed that this site LOVES Kimbo to death? The would never diss because they don’t want to get Kimbowned!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
giant silva is by far the ugliest human alive
February 18th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I’ve always said Burkman is the reincarnation of Spuds McKenzie.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Where the fuck is Caveman Tony De Suaza?
February 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Where is Caveman Tony De Suaza?
February 20th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
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February 21st, 2008 at 12:46 am
nice! the Silva’s do have some sort of “facially challenged” dynasty going on here, loved the sakuraba sandra Oh comparison!
February 21st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hackleman looks like a ‘roided out David Cross aka Tobias Funke
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
JK, your right. he does look like a mongie version of David Cross.
February 24th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
there’s a lot of people that need to be on this list.. but then again it would have to be a top 25 list or something. It wouldn’t be easy cutting the list down to 10 in the MMA world. Even so, pretty good list guys.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
and yet the guy who made this list probably looks worse then all of these guys