The Nine Worst Fighting Get-Ups Ever
9. Don Frye
Full pints of 40-year-old ball-sweat have passed through the Predator's Old Glory nut-huggers. Just seems a little disrespectful, that's all.
8. Ken Shamrock
Watching Ken sport these old-schoolers transports us to the time we spotted the 80-year-old next door during one of her "spells." Those are some granny panties we'll never get out of our mind.
7. Rich Franklin
Half badass, half...pink? He earned the right to get his ass handed to him by Anderson Silva. But he was a hit at the post-fight pride parade.
6. Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic
Watching Mirko fight makes dogs hungry.
5. Carlos Newton
Available in packs of five at K-Mart for $9.99.
4. Akihiro Gono
It was between giraffe chic or leopard wear. Sometimes the third choice wins by default.
3. Ruben "Warpath" Villareal
Wearing a one-piece will only work to cover up your love-handles if it's also hiding a girdle. Nice camel-toe, by the way.
2. Shinya Aoki
In all fairness, they were giving these out for free at the institute.
1. Joe Son
Joe's worn a variety of man-thongs and this was particularly notable for the jock strap flaunting its business. You know when a chick's bra strap is exposed when she's wearing a tank top? It's nothing like that.
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Comments
Luke Says:
This is the funniest top # list I've seen all week. I love the "...giving these out for free at the institute." Just about made me shoot water out of my nose.
rheindog Says:
Gono has both the worst and best, so you should put him on that list as well... i think anyone of those asians with the mullet like minowa should be on here as well. The screenshot for joe son should have been keith hackney pounding his balls, would have been much funnier.
Boneman Says:
You also have to add the sell-outs with the "Condom.depot" adds on their asses!
pookysdabomb Says:
there is not even one picture of Shonnie Carter....Mr. International would not be pleased.......or maybe he'll be pround not to be on the list
anyway...I think he should be on there
CW Says:
Condom Depot is funny, but 'Pitbull Mortgage School' ads on fighters' shorts takes the cake...
The Bloc Says:
i was about to say, surely Shonnie Carter diserve a spot in there somewhere
Peterw Says:
I like how crocop doesn't have any of that sponsorship crap every where.
t durdan Says:
they will whoop our asses and look gay doing it. it is sad really/
Joe Rogan Says:
Pitbull Mortgage School has had the courage to help these deserving fighters with money for sponsorships. UFC hardly pays these fighters anything and the notion that they have supported these guys should be applauded.
Joe Rogan Says:
Good Job Pitbull Mortgage School for helping these fighters financially where others have not.