(Hey, if you say so buddy…)
Last week, we passed judgment on Settle Your Grudge, an ill-advised reality show that Rodrigo and Crosley Gracie are producing, in which two people involved in a feud get to settle it with some BJJ. Think People’s Court, except with the “due process and justice” replaced by “fighting.”
Well, it’s apparently not too lowbrow a concept for Tito Ortiz, who may be signed on as the “famous face” described in the original press release. MMAMania came across this posting on RealityWanted.com which lays out more gory details:
New TV Show Starring TITO ORTIZ is Looking For You!!!!
Do you have a beef with someone and tried everything to solve it but can’t? Did your best friend steal your girl?
Did your old roommate shaft you on your rent? Did you have a falling out with your best friend and have no way to solve it?
Also looking for competitive friends or friends with a problem they need to solve and the only way to do it is to fight it out!
UFC Champion Tito Ortiz is going to train you to battle out your problems in the Octagon!! We are looking for ALL SHAPES AND SIZES to walk into the ring and settle it once and for all!!!!
Both of you would need to come down and audition in our Hollywood studio, so you must live in Southern California!
Can you feel the excitement?! It’s like they used a dartboard to determine how many exclamation points would go at the end of each sentence.
The posting reinforces what initially skeeved us out about the show’s concept to begin with — their attitude that when personal disputes get too heated, “the only way to [resolve them] is to fight it out!” It’s like they’ve never realized that losing a fight makes the average person more hostile afterwards, and winning a fight often makes the winner even more of a prick than he was in the first place. And if you’re answering an online ad to be on a reality show, chances are you were a huge prick in the first place.
By the way, we suggest you spend some time on RealityWanted.com, which seems to be the social networking site for the delusional, neurotic and fame-desperate. I mean, just look at some of the bullshit they need bodies for. Hello stardom!!!!