Dudes Wish They Were Baroni, Griffin Doesn't Care if You're Jesus, Leben Makes Like Steve-O
Check out this news segment about ICON Sport's "To Hell and Back" event tomorrow, where Phil Baroni will take on Kala Kolohe Hose for the vacant middleweight title. To summarize...
Baroni: "Ain't no Hawaiian guy that's gonna beat me. Dudes wish they were me, chicks wish they were with me."
Hose: "[unintelligible]"
By the way, is this what anchormen in Hawaii really look like? Did we just catch this guy on casual Friday? Our ears are still ringing from that shirt.
Also, here's Rampage Jackson and Forrest Griffin chatting about their July title fight on Inside MMA. Quinton passes out from boredom at 2:40.
I think I know what this show needs: a live studio audience. Applause for new guests and scattered chuckles at the weak jokes would really fill those dead spaces.
Oh, and if you're interested, here's Chris Leben biting through a two-liter bottle of Diet Pepsi and then barfing. Good times.
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Noah Says:
I've been to Hawaii once, and while I was there I didn't see any anchormen in bright Hawaiian shirts. The thing about islanders, though, is that everybody is much more laid back. I don't really know why, but people are able to chill out and relax, I enjoy that. Anyway, I'm not absolutely surprised to an anchorman dressed as such.
godzillad Says:
OH MY GOD Leben is insane. First off; how the fuck exactly do you bite through a two liter of soda? Second; he automatically is one of the toughest MMA fighters of all time for being able to vomit pure blood. Third; I thought he stopped drinking after TUF?
alan Says:
lol leben is a retard...and wtf was that really blood? o.O
Turd Ferguson Says:
1: that hawaiian dude rocks
2: Baroni is a true American asshole
3: Leben is a wackjob and that was blood? that couldn't have been good for him
4: Rampage is a funny brother
5: In mother Russia forrest doesnt cut off Jesus, Jesus cuts off forrest.
nuff said, I think rampage will rock forrest out. Forrest is a cardio machine but he doesn't have true knock out power.
Cory Says:
I hate dudes with fat-induced asthma. That Hawaiin was so fat it sounded like there was gravy in his lungs.
And whats up with the Hawaiin dude. Do they not freaking speak English in Hawaii?
Cory Says:
p.s. I'm ignorant
The Bloc Says:
i dont think that was blood....if it was people would be freaking out lol if it is, jeez that guy needs a doctor.
Kim Couture is a cunt Says:
Is it cool if I'm starting to be a fan of Leben?
............Did I just say that?
moo Says:
so yea, im pretty sure he was hammered and i figure that couldnt be blood although i thought it was at first. Id say some sort of red liquor or a fruity ass daquiry.
godzillad Says:
K.C.I.A.C - I've been a Leben fan since the first episode of TUF aired (was only able to like him as a fighter before that since I had never heard him talk), its cool.
moo - Is Chris Leben a person you would peg to drink something fruity, especially since he stopped drinking in early 2005?
shutupandfight Says:
"Second; he automatically is one of the toughest MMA fighters of all time for being able to vomit pure blood. Third; I thought he stopped drinking after TUF?"
late 80's...beer bongs...4 fights one night (street)...last one pushed 45 minutes......cops finally showed.
got to a house...puking blood...went to ER...got a joe daddyesque gash sewed up by the ER doc....my girlfriend's dad.
Leben...ha.
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