Chuck Liddell’s Injury Is Disturbingly Real

(Any guesses on what they had to black out in the lower-left corner?)
Last night, the UFC officially confirmed Chuck Liddell’s hamstring injury and pullout from UFC 85. To quiet down the cynics who suggested that Chuck simply didn’t feel like traveling all the way to England to fight Rashad Evans, they released the above photo of a man showing off an enormous strawberry while cupping his taint ever so gently; apparently, it’s Liddell. According to Dana White:
“Chuck Liddell tore his right hamstring during training last week, and being the warrior that he is, he still wanted to fight, which is the reason why everyone in the world loves him. But I wouldn’t let anyone fight with his leg looking that way. Let him heal and come back and fight when he is 100 percent. We’re adding fights to the card and rearranging it so the UK fans won’t have to worry, we’ll still be bringing an amazing card to London and the O2 Arena.”
Sherdog is floating the rumor that James Irvin may step in to face Evans, though that certainly wouldn’t be the show’s main event. (It must be said that, historically, Irvin has performed very well against African-American fighters.) You’ll know more when we do…













April 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 am
“Any guesses on what they had to black out in the lower-left corner?”
Would lube and a giant fake cock be too obvious?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
A stack of Seventeen magazine.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:40 am
DAmn he got some twigs for legs.
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
but they feel like trunks when they hit you!
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 am
Wow… thats to say the least disturbing. Hope you get better chuck.
Redneck Mohawk Power!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I nominate Kimbo’s Lice’s post above for funniest comment of the week.
I’m still fucking smiling..
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
Is that what it looks like when you pull a hammy? It looks like a fuckin tri-tip on his leg.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 am
No, it says he tore it…big difference.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
Hahaha! Kimbo’s lice comment was great! I literally lol’d.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
the lube and dildo were pretty obvious, i thought they were blacking out dana whites kissy face.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Looks like those marathon sex sessions finally took their toll. I’m sure everything was going well until Chuck called in “Bertha.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Im guessing they blacked out a bong, or a beer cause they cant show labels
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am
Time to call Tim Boetsch…he’ll take the fight
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
A DOUBLE HEADED DILDO WITH PHILLY CREAM CHEESE ON THE TIP—-HE DOESNT WANT U TO NO HIM AND DANA WHITE PLAY “JUST THE TIP”
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
honestly, how the hell do you do that lol. fucking gross man.. was he trying to do the splits or something
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Bullshit hamstring. He did that when his balls were smackin his legs while bangin some under aged MMA bunnies.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
what about st. pierre-fitch? a long shot, but both are in good shape