Did Forrest K.O. Kimbo? No, and You’re a Pussy
(“Oh, my daughter’s going to be so excited that I met Jay-Z!”)
Via Fightline.com — Kimbo Slice responds to the rumors that he was knocked out by Forrest Griffin in a recent sparring match at Xtreme Couture:
“No, there is no truth to that at all. It’s bullshit and Forrest Griffin will tell you that it’s bullshit too. The fact is it was a good sparring session and I was training with Forrest and he was talking to me about defending yourself at all times and then he threw a big kick and I was like, ‘WOAH I never even seen that coming’. But no, I never got knocked out. Even if I did get knocked out, saying that and putting that rumor out there just makes you a pussy.”
Wait a minute, so did you or did you not get knocked out? And why are you choking that old lady? Is she your accountant’s wife or something? Did she tap or nap?
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May 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Guys great caption on the picture. lol.
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Kimbo is a douche and the very second of the first round he steps into a ring with a reputable MMA fighter its going to be a kick or other strike that sends him back to the street knuckle busting for quarters. He is gonna look G-G-Great in the next release of BUMFIGHTS!
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Hey Howie, just wondering if Bas Rutten has hit you up lately to dedicate himself to training you full time, and mold you to become an MMA fighter….and if so I give you props that would be pretty cool, but if not I would implore you to go ahead and shut up about Kimbo cause Bas knows what he is doing with him….
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
true
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
It’s funny because it’s true
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:31 pm
After all Bas did really well with mark kerr…
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:19 pm
This picture is actually from the realitykings website. I know because I splooged to it a couple weeks ago.
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
after all indeed, mark kerr was ufc champion was he not?
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Wow, looks like your mom is holding her own there.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
So all this crap about Kimbo fighting cans is finally laid to rest– this picture proves he has obviously gone up against tougher competition!
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I heard that Forrest farted while in the mount and bruised three of Spice’s ribs. And by the way I am starting this rumor, so I guess we all know what that means.
May 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
its “slice”, you know?
May 7th, 2008 at 11:37 am
hi wat is your ooo i now it is kimbo slice
May 13th, 2008 at 4:16 am
I thought I saw Kimbo in BUM FIGHTS with the gold shopping cart living under the bridge~
May 15th, 2008 at 6:52 am
rofl kimbo cant even submit an old lady…look she’s fine old lady via armbar second round