Triumph United CAPTION Contest: Fedor, Aleks, and Some Asian Kids
Here's the thing about those Triumph United comment contests we've been running: Finding/deciding on the finalists was a pain in the ass, and then all you people would do is bitch about our lame sense of humor. So we're going to switch it up this week with a good old-fashioned caption contest. The two readers who submit the funniest captions to the above picture by 4 p.m. ET on Friday will each get a Triumph United t-shirt of their choice. And seriously? Only those who enter will be allowed to complain later. You're on my last good nerve right now...
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s Says:
The funny thinhg is these are average height asians
Ian Says:
The brothers Emelianenko prepare for a light, pre-training snack, while simultaneously reducing China's on going population concerns. When asked to comment, Fedor simply said "they're just giving them away at the border."
machidas awesome but overrated...seriously, tito will kick h Says:
ALEKS: yummy...japanese food
FEDOR: NO ALEKS!!! not food!!!
and...
little Asian kid 1: GODZILLA!!!
little Asian kid 2: WHO KNEW GODZILLA HAD A BROTHER!!!
KUPS Says:
Must be hard up for sparring partners. No low blows happening here.
MMA-hole Says:
It was at that point that Fedor began to wonder...were his wife and Sakuraba more than just "friends"?
I'll be sad to see tito win Says:
Fedor and Aleks meet their next opponents...word is small asian child #1 recently went to a decision with Tim Sylvia
Kimbo's Lice Says:
"...The stars signify that I'll never be brought to my knees. This spiderweb on my elbow signifies that I've committed murder in service to the brotherhood of thieves. The grim reaper and baby on my back...you know what, I probably shouldn't be telling you kids all this."
Cory Says:
On a recent tour of Affliction's t-shirt factory, Fedor and Aleks misinterpreted their guide when he told them to "grab a few things ya like before you go".
Joe Son Says:
Sometimes the best takedown defense is an armful of Asian kids.
BIG CHRIS Says:
"The hardest part about making camdbodian enchiladas is finding the right tortillas"
Myles Kilometers Says:
The Russian Happy Meal consists of two soulless Asian boys without shoes and the choice of one of two haircuts. Add another favored gendered child for just a buck.
sarah Says:
Fedor and Aleks are disappointed to discover that the Russian word for "prostitute" sounds eerily like the Chinese word for "orphan."
totaldb Says:
Gives new meaning to the term 'sticky rice'
Clit Eastwood Says:
Fedor(left) and brother Aleks(right) can be seen with their children after spending many lonly *cough* nights in Japan during past pride events.
JWBIII Says:
The management at PRIDE was known to award fight winners with strange non-cash incentives.
TH3SH3PH3RD Says:
Pride Fighting trophies.
Reece Says:
Fedor may have a better rank when it comes to mma, but aleksander is still the champ when it comes to how many asians kids you can lift.
Matt Herpes Says:
"Alright, you got your photo? Can I put them down now? These fucking things smell like cabbage."
Brad Says:
Fedor and Aleks stop by the Affliction sweat shop to thank the tailors.
Jay Says:
Fedor: I like these kids cause their heads are the same shape as mine
Aleks: I like these kids cause their heads are the same shape as mine, plus this one up here has great fashion sense.
clutch Says:
asian kid in teal: ITS JESUS
Marcio Says:
"After destroying and killing their children in the ring, we have chosen to adapt them and russiannize them with our awful clothing."
Marcio C Says:
“After destroying and killing their fathers in the ring, we have chosen to adapt them and russiannize them with our awful clothing.”
ksgbobo Says:
Great...these will do wonders for my Wong Tong soup!
brain damage Says:
the kid in orange is saying: "They made me bend down like this 2 times."
Blackleg Says:
And you thought the brown ones were cheap!
stingrza Says:
In Soviet Russia, five children have YOU.
Kevin Says:
Fedor hand-picking his next easy opponent.
Armbreaker Says:
We didn't know Japanese custom would require us to keep the kids after stomping their dads!
IllegalUpKick Says:
Once again Fedor and Aleks shock the world by signing with a new fledgling MMA organization, the “No Girls Allowed Championship".
The brothers took time to pose with the owners after the big announcement.
b c Says:
Fedor never thought the 5th round MMA toys were this life like....but they look nothing like Matt Hughes...
OT Says:
At the $en$ationally $ucce$$ful family-team promotion of CAGE POTATO: "MA$H-UP", Elephantine Emelianenkos elevate the the Tiny "Techo Giants" (Hong Man Choi's Lilliputians) with the double underhook before the Quintuple Sambo Slam.
D-rock Says:
The result of Fedor and Aleks f-cking up the Japanese for years. Time for those paternity tests boys.
Bunk Says:
He has this many fingers in my bad spot
radsol Says:
Fedor and Aleks' training regimen for the upcoming Dream Matchup. If we can get enough of these kids it might just equal up to Tim Sylvia in height and experience.
Douchebaggery Says:
"yeah...we're gonna fuck em...so?"
jst4fun373 Says:
Bradgelia hahahaha....its looks like alekdor (aleks, fedor) has caught on to the hollywood adoption phenomenon...
Evil_Superman Says:
Fedor and Aleks decide to find out just how many 5 year olds they can take.
fightmagjohnny Says:
In the rematch vs. FUJITA....FEDOR struck him so hard, he broke into 5 pieces.
Vrax Says:
The Emilianenko brothers shown here with fighter Shinya Aoki. We apologize for the blur effect of the stop motion camera, they couldn't throw him around any more slowly.
dabix Says:
sex tourism sucks, just nobody dare to tell those two.
sofian Says:
We found these in the halls, go back and make gloves for Fedor so Fedor can smash
Adam P. Knave Says:
"They might be too squishy!"
"Damn it, listen to me, I tell you they make the BEST gloves around! Just put your hand in one and try it out!"
Evil_Superman Says:
They provide more feedback than a side of beef, to bad they have to be replaced so often.
Max Says:
Fedor: "1 million per fight or these little fuckers are coming with us"
Jared Says:
"Fuck you angelina jolie we better be getting laid for this"
JohnS Says:
Paternity tests? I though that blood test was for our fighters license.
T-Lo Says:
Baby.. the other other white meat!!!
tito...uggg Says:
Aleks: So, how do I do this Randleplex thing again?
Fedor: Here, I'll show you...
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Employing Fedor to fight in new super duper mma show: $2,000,000
Renting Five small Japanese children (two day rate): $17
Snapping Instant Photograph capturing memorable moments for the children: $1
Enlisting five Japanese children as Fedor's combined next opponent and therefore insuring his record continues in a growing direction: Priceless
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oh, and by the way, sorry for going to the whole visa commercial thing, I know its overdone, but I thought it was fitting
T-Lo Says:
When we asked for some fresh meat this wasn't what we had in mind...