Caption Contest Results: Heavy E and the Boyz

("FU2," available only at Triumph United.)

Good goddamn work, people: With over 150 entries, this week's caption contest was our most popular ever, and so many of them were LOLworthy. I must say I was surprised by how many of you referenced Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile — I'm not judging, I was just a little taken aback, that's all. Thanks again to Triumph United for making this possible. Now onto the honorable mentions...
MMA-hole: It was at that point that Fedor began to wonder…were his wife and Sakuraba more than just “friends”?
Brad: Fedor and Aleks stop by the Affliction sweat shop to thank the tailors.
Toner Breath: SPUTNIPS!! [Ed. note: I racked my brain trying to think of a good one-word pun for this picture. Toner Breath's is kind of horrible, but I give him mad props for trying. And judging from the exclamation points, he was also pretty psyched that he thought of it.]
Mike: It's cheaper than a graphing calculator.
Erick: "Phuk An’ Run is the little-known Chinese martial art of having a kid and making your opponent raise them."
Kimbo's Lice: “…The stars signify that I’ll never be brought to my knees. This spiderweb on my elbow signifies that I’ve committed murder in service to the brotherhood of thieves. The grim reaper and baby on my back…you know what, I probably shouldn’t be telling you kids all this.”
And the winners are...
shutupandfight: Aleks, Fedor…and five of Hong Man Choi’s sperm.
sarah: Fedor and Aleks are disappointed to discover that the Russian word for “prostitute” sounds eerily like the Chinese word for “orphan.”
Congrats, you two. Check out the t-shirts at Triumph United, then e-mail us at feedback@cagepotato.com to let us know which style/size you want. Thanks to everyone for playing; we'll do it again soon.
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tim sylvia's pussy Says:
i thought Brad's comment was the funniest
DonnyG Says:
All of my favorites made the list. Tought call.
spennyG Says:
hong man chois sperm...ahahahahaaaa!priceless.
Jeff Says:
The one about Hong Man's sperm was probobly the least funny out of all 150+ captions.
I think the shitty winning picks is cage potato's way of saying "Fuck you" to the readers/posters who can't come up with anything even remotely funny or original.
/bitter about not even getting an honorable mention
//wish I entered comment regarding the hit new reality tv show instead.
FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMNIT I WANTED THAT SHEERRRRT!
Ram Says:
Sarah won? Booo! Employees and their relatives are not eligible to participate in this contest! Fixed! FIXED!
Ram Says:
For the record, Kimbo's Lice was my choice to slap me knee to.
bfowlkes Says:
In Sarah's defense, I did not have any role in choosing the finalists or the winners. The contest is not rigged, Ram. I just need you to know that. If you can't believe in the legitimacy of a t-shirt contest, what can you believe in?
Jeff Says:
This contest wasn't a conspiracy.
9/11 was though.
Rumbler Says:
Congrats to the runner up's and winner! I liked this one...
POOKYSDABOMB Says:
May 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Chinese chicken pocks!
Mine was just poorly written. Otherwise I would have surly won…Maybe I should hire BIG CHRIS to "ghost" write my post...
Ram Says:
Whatever, dude. If you couldn't tell by my Nietzche t-shirt, I cannot -- nay, WILL NOT -- believe in your t-shirt contest...
Le steakhammEr Says:
There all shit,
America is shit.
Sam Says:
Shutupandfight is a worthy worthy winner.
shutupandfight Says:
thank you Sam...and CagePotato.
i had an acceptance speech all typed up but Kimbo ate it.
btw...i laughed out loud when i read Kimbo's Lice's caption the other night.
shutupandfight Says:
my bad...manners.
congrats Sarah.
seamus Says:
I thought Seamus hade the funniest one ...but then I would.