Kimbo Slice Is Doing What?
(Kenny Chesney, come get your motherfucking award, man.)
Quick, what awards show is Kimbo Slice least qualified to be a presenter at? Don’t think about it, just answer. If you said Country Music Awards, you are correct. You are also about to be totally baffled.
According to Si.com, Kimbo will be at the CMA’s to hand out an award to some terrified country singer who will no doubt be oscillating between joy at having won an award and confusion as to why Mr. T was the one to thrust it into his sweaty hands.
Now, I don’t watch that many awards shows, but don’t they usually have presenters who are a) somehow involved in that field, or b) mainstream celebrities who are recognizable to the people watching/attending the awards show?
Of course, this makes a certain kind of sense when you realize that the CMA’s are on CBS, and according to Gary Shaw, CBS loves Kimbo so much that they “put that eye right on [him].” Um, that would be the CBS eye logo that Shaw is referring to there.
And thinking of that eye logo as a disembodied force that looks upon future talent for the network, like some kind of omniscient spotlight from the heavens? Yeah, that’s a very disturbing image. Thanks, Gary.
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May 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Quick call the police, there is big blackman in my backyard… actually forget about calling the police, where’s the shotgun PA!! YEE HAW!!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Actually the eye in the CBS logo is the “all seeing eye”, the symbol of the illuminati or new world order.
Putting Kimbo on an awards show with a bunch of rascist viewers is a smart move, tons of red state bigots will tune in to see “that dumb nagger get ‘is ass whooped”.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
“You are also about to totally baffled.”
****typo fyi
May 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
“…backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box…”
May 16th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I wish there was a prize for checking this site for updates atleast 20 times a day. I would so win it.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
“what you looking at essay? dont you know i’m loco”
wait a minute i am not brown, lets try this again
“what you looking at country boy?”
much better for the CMA
May 16th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I guessed an even more inappropriate award for Kimbo to present…The Nobel peace prize.
That should be the next “What would Kimbo do”
May 16th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
wha wha what???????
May 16th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
He’s Black! never knew that
May 17th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Fuck I hate that ugly loser.
May 17th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Hmmm…smells like poop and Kracker Jack to me.
May 17th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Ugh this Kimbo thing is turning into a minstrel show. Can’t i get a break from racist imperialist bourgeois bullshit anywhere?
May 17th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Wow, alot of racism here. I thougt there was more racism in MMA, but i assumed wrong. I hope Kimbo Ko’s the dude he hands the award too..PLeas…
May 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I wish that i could bump into half you racist ass honkeys on the street and see what you say.im in madison wisconsin ,by way of gary indiana.keep ya fucking mouth shut if you aint got nothing nice to say , take that shit to a kkk website.this site is for fighters and people who love mma,not the fucking klan, idiot.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:58 am
2008 and ppl still in small world,living in a box,i`m from Australia and can`t believe low lifes riding on racism still believe in their fantasy.KKK,was started by a guy who knew when he died all races would co-exist,regardless off his existence,or should i say non-existence.So go about your day thinking about real issues,rather then takin a step back for your offspring and those who are forced into your state of mind.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I don’t see race.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Why not? He’s certainly not qualified to box professionally. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If this guy is such a great fighter why is he in “The Octagon”, or whatever, and not making hundreds of millions in the boxing ring? Answer: He’d get himself killed, that’s why.
May 19th, 2008 at 6:25 am
because he’s a “fighter” not a boxer, we’ve all seen that if a fighter steps into the boxing ring he’s going to get his ass whooped but we all know that if a boxer would grow a pair and step into the octagon and play by the same rules that they do, he would get OWNED!
May 19th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Let’s see one of you punk ass redneck bitches step to that big ol’ black dude u all are talking so much shit about!!! That’s what I thought…u all are too scared because u all know he’s gonna knock your cracker ass out!!! hahahaha
May 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am
I would like to see Kimbo Slice fight against some really expierenced and trained fighter.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
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Darius Denzel Wesley the New Darius Denzel Wesley Giver Addition
Gabriel aka Gabe turns his name into Gay not like that he turns that into his name because when he was little he use too always say Gay, Gay for his name so now it may seem like some what that he can now even pronounce it even easier.
Gabe got married too a monkey that has a disease called hryhyh titttesssss and he had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kids with her.
Rosemary died but then she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than cheated on Jonas when she came back too life with a rock underneath a river and Jonas was crying and went out with a tree.
Than things started getting normal again and Gabe died from obesity and diabetes.
In the evening Jonas was eating some cranberry fudge gross and than got a drink of water from the poisoness river and than burped in Gabriel’s face.
Jonas tried too get back with Fiona and she said I don’t want you anyway. Than Gabe comes back too life because of the stirring than he dies again because of the stirring aka the puberty.
He missed all of his friends so he started kissing Ashers picture like some kind fruity kid.
Later that evening Gay got hit by a coconut and he broke his small little dumb back like a stoped idiot.
Fiona died though and they tied her up too a tree and she was really alive and her eyes turned red she smelt like bleach. Darius Wesley
My Giver
Everyone was dying in the dumb community and everyone was also going crazy because they were trying too tame the real wild animals once they discovered them and I am not talking about the puny animals like Chihuahua I am talking about huge animals like bear, and wolves.
So they nearly got shredded apart in there new village they decided that they wanted to domesticate animals no more and they would stop this entire taming manner.
Later that Friday night they had a huge party for Jonas and the crazy thing was that it was at his own babies shower come on though who really wants too see a baby shower but he did not completely ditch it his wife rosemary was still there and she was disappointed in him. She said what goes around comes around that’s why you’ll get shot down. Just joking 50 cent.
Than she said now I know um hear for a real reason because he got hit like I got nit and he aint freaking breathing
Than Jonas mumbled and said too himself I’m a freaking idiot than she said you’re still my freaking idiot and she said going out at the itch darks not only stoped its dangerous and it maybe stoped but its also dumb hay sqiudward maybe Pat is right never scream like a chimpanzee.
Now Gabe’s body was rotting underground and being eating alive by these really short and extraordinarily fat people called Umpadumpas.
But one very day the day was not just a ordinary day it was also a stoped day but not just a stoped day two very stoped days.
So Gay arrived from the dead like a bootlegged undertaker and told Jonas that he has more problems than a math a Gay said he was going too go back too the stoped community to get a stoped egamacation.
La La La La La I heard a mad dumb noise you and I was like who did dat he said in his girly voice Am R smelly I mean R Kelly my bad Jonas said you are more sounding like the beat up Michael Jackson Jonas did his imitation of Michael Jackson saying just beat it girl just beat it walking backwards doing the moon walk and bouncing on the stinky dirty floor with the shiny disco on him. After Jonas said where do you come from and Arkelly said from my manly mom and my girly dorky dad in a hospital in Wallingford but I used too live in North Branford he said with he serious ugly looking face on the Arkelly said wait a minute you asking me all these questions like you want too know my social security card number you better step back and watch your place before I pimp slap you he said. Even later than that evening Arkelly asked Jonas if he wanted too make a song with him Jonas did not reply back friendly he said No ARE YOU CRAZY you are an ignorant mean criminal rich and famous in the R and B industry with fancy hotels and studios in there bathroom.
Yo who is hear it is me THE MR.HANSOME AKA DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AKA ME AKA RINCE CHARMING AKA MR.BEAUTIFUL AKA THE KING AKA DOUBLE D WES ALL DAY THE KID FROM THE LAND YAH DIG THE YAH DIGGER.
Who the fk is this I don’t care what Lowis Lowry says she fruity she likes girls and young children.
Um turning this into the epic movie matter a fact the epic book I love you America and the best part about this is that I love getting paid hahaha um cheaper than Mr. Krabbs I wouldn’t give up a half a penny for the world baby boy you know what I am saying I am just too cheap.
Who the hell are you a homo? Ha Ha.
No you see I am the famous Arkelly the played hey you wanna be my hater if you see T.I. later tell him that I love him.
Do not come hear with that junk I am not gay like LIL Flip, Conyay, and B2K nah mean don’t come over hear sitting that small talk
I DON’T LIKE DOODS YOU IDIOT SO DO NOT TRY NOTHING SLICK YOU HEAR ME NOTHING YAH DIG UM THE MOTHER F*ING UPTOWN LEADER UPTOWN HOLLA AT YAH BOY I GETS MONEY I GETS CASH SEE THIS THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK YO FOOT IN A MOTHER F***INGS A*S. I HATE EVERYONE ONE HEARS UM JUST TIRED OF BEING IN THAT BORING UTPIA SLASH GAY PERFECT LAND NAH MEAN THEY DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HOOD THE PROJECTS AND THE GHETTO NAH MEAN.
HELLO IS ANYBODY HEAR ANYBODY OH NO ANOTHER PERSON HIDE SO EVERYONG ONE WAS HIDING UNTIL RKELLY NOTICED THE VOISE AND THE FACE JUMPED IN HIS HANDS OUT OF THE HIDING PLACE TOO NOTICE THAT IT WAS RKELLY MAN YOU RETARTS ARE GOING TOO MAKE A NEW COMMUNITY AND I JUST CAME BECAUSE I WANTED TOO BE ALONE I CANT ASK FOR A VACTION BUT I LOOKED UP TOO MY LEFT AND I SAW T.I. AND RKELLY MAKING OUT SO I ALMOST PUKED OH MY GOODNESS.
REMEMBER THIS IS BY DARIUS WESLEY THE HANDSOME AND BRANDON YOU CAN TAKE OUT WHATEVER YOU WANT OF IT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TOO QUOTE ALL YOU HAVE TOO HAVE IS OUR NAME ON IT BECAUSE THIS IS MY STORY BUT BRANDON SIMMONS GOT ME ON THE GRIND YAH DIG MY BROTHA BUT WAIT WAIT DON’T GO AWAY THE STORY AINT OVER THE ATRY AINT OVER. I still hate you said Jonas saying Jonas in a deep dumb voice because HE IS DUMB Arkelly said that is good I hate you too and Arkelly replied on where is the leakmim what are you talking about Jonas said in a confused voice
You are not getting away that fast.
Arkelly said now what the hell are you talking about you don’t have a leakmin that means that you are gay Jonas said what do you mean by saying that I am gay Arkelly added on sorry I mean Gay-Y aka saying you like dood
Jonas said you a fool and said I am the colliest and Arkelly said don’t you mean the cooliest dood.
HA HA HA U R A you are a gay y which makes you uncool and which makes me the cooliest now you have a bad rep also because you ran away like a little quitter and all you do is run and cry to your retarded little parents
You are a little punk and I do not like you because all your community wants to do is snitch too the pigs and I aint talking about pigs as in animals I am talking about pigs hypothetically the cops, the jakes, the boy you know five O oh 5o nah mean.
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BY THE HANSOME DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AND THE DUMB IDEAS FROM LOIS LOWRYS DUMB BOOK THE DUMB BOOK THE DUMB GIVER I HATE THAT LADYS BOOKS SHE STINKS NO SHE FREAKING SUCKS AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM THOUGH I DON’T CARE BUT DO WHAT YOU GONE/GONNA DO SOMETHING COME AND DO SOMETHING UM NEVER SKARED LIKE THAT FAT DOOD CALLED WHATS HIS NAME THE SILLY LOOKING BONE CRUSHER I GET IT POPPING LIKE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN NEW YORN CITY BROOKLYN OR LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE BROX YOU DIG UM THE KING OF THE HOOD NAH MEAN AMERICAN BOY OR AKA AFRICAN GIRL STOP HATING HEARS MY DUMB STORY THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU REMEMBER THAT THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU AND IF THEY HATE ME I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT THINK TECKNICLY ITS QUITE LOGICAL THAT THEY MUST HATE YOU MORE DADDY YOU CANT WIN A FIGHT ON YAH BACK DADDY SHUT UP JEULZ SANTANA YOU WANT BUILT FOR IT BABY YOU WERNT BORN OR BUILT FOR THAT TUFF IRON WING I MEAN IRON RING STATUS NAH ME YOU WANT PROBLEMS THAN MAKE A DISS I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE WHERE YOU AT WHO YOU LIKE YOU CAN STILL GET IT KNOW/NO WHAT I MEAN YAH DIG YAH FILL ME BROTHA TOO ALL MY BROTHAS AND SISTASOR MY SISTAS AND BROTHAS STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTUN
Darius Denzel Wesley the New Darius Denzel Wesley Giver Addition
Gabriel aka Gabe turns his name into Gay not like that he turns that into his name because when he was little he use too always say Gay, Gay for his name so now it may seem like some what that he can now even pronounce it even easier.
Gabe got married too a monkey that has a disease called hryhyh titttesssss and he had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kids with her.
Rosemary died but then she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than cheated on Jonas when she came back too life with a rock underneath a river and Jonas was crying and went out with a tree.
Than things started getting normal again and Gabe died from obesity and diabetes.
In the evening Jonas was eating some cranberry fudge gross and than got a drink of water from the poisoness river and than burped in Gabriel’s face.
Jonas tried too get back with Fiona and she said I don’t want you anyway. Than Gabe comes back too life because of the stirring than he dies again because of the stirring aka the puberty.
He missed all of his friends so he started kissing Ashers picture like some kind fruity kid.
Later that evening Gay got hit by a coconut and he broke his small little dumb back like a stoped idiot.
Fiona died though and they tied her up too a tree and she was really alive and her eyes turned red she smelt like bleach. Darius Wesley
My Giver
Everyone was dying in the dumb community and everyone was also going crazy because they were trying too tame the real wild animals once they discovered them and I am not talking about the puny animals like Chihuahua I am talking about huge animals like bear, and wolves.
So they nearly got shredded apart in there new village they decided that they wanted to domesticate animals no more and they would stop this entire taming manner.
Later that Friday night they had a huge party for Jonas and the crazy thing was that it was at his own babies shower come on though who really wants too see a baby shower but he did not completely ditch it his wife rosemary was still there and she was disappointed in him. She said what goes around comes around that’s why you’ll get shot down. Just joking 50 cent.
Than she said now I know um hear for a real reason because he got hit like I got nit and he aint freaking breathing
Than Jonas mumbled and said too himself I’m a freaking idiot than she said you’re still my freaking idiot and she said going out at the itch darks not only stoped its dangerous and it maybe stoped but its also dumb hay sqiudward maybe Pat is right never scream like a chimpanzee.
Now Gabe’s body was rotting underground and being eating alive by these really short and extraordinarily fat people called Umpadumpas.
But one very day the day was not just a ordinary day it was also a stoped day but not just a stoped day two very stoped days.
So Gay arrived from the dead like a bootlegged undertaker and told Jonas that he has more problems than a math a Gay said he was going too go back too the stoped community to get a stoped egamacation.
La La La La La I heard a mad dumb noise you and I was like who did dat he said in his girly voice Am R smelly I mean R Kelly my bad Jonas said you are more sounding like the beat up Michael Jackson Jonas did his imitation of Michael Jackson saying just beat it girl just beat it walking backwards doing the moon walk and bouncing on the stinky dirty floor with the shiny disco on him. After Jonas said where do you come from and Arkelly said from my manly mom and my girly dorky dad in a hospital in Wallingford but I used too live in North Branford he said with he serious ugly looking face on the Arkelly said wait a minute you asking me all these questions like you want too know my social security card number you better step back and watch your place before I pimp slap you he said. Even later than that evening Arkelly asked Jonas if he wanted too make a song with him Jonas did not reply back friendly he said No ARE YOU CRAZY you are an ignorant mean criminal rich and famous in the R and B industry with fancy hotels and studios in there bathroom.
Yo who is hear it is me THE MR.HANSOME AKA DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AKA ME AKA RINCE CHARMING AKA MR.BEAUTIFUL AKA THE KING AKA DOUBLE D WES ALL DAY THE KID FROM THE LAND YAH DIG THE YAH DIGGER.
Who the fk is this I don’t care what Lowis Lowry says she fruity she likes girls and young children.
Um turning this into the epic movie matter a fact the epic book I love you America and the best part about this is that I love getting paid hahaha um cheaper than Mr. Krabbs I wouldn’t give up a half a penny for the world baby boy you know what I am saying I am just too cheap.
Who the hell are you a homo? Ha Ha.
No you see I am the famous Arkelly the played hey you wanna be my hater if you see T.I. later tell him that I love him.
Do not come hear with that junk I am not gay like LIL Flip, Conyay, and B2K nah mean don’t come over hear sitting that small talk
I DON’T LIKE DOODS YOU IDIOT SO DO NOT TRY NOTHING SLICK YOU HEAR ME NOTHING YAH DIG UM THE MOTHER F*ING UPTOWN LEADER UPTOWN HOLLA AT YAH BOY I GETS MONEY I GETS CASH SEE THIS THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK YO FOOT IN A MOTHER F***INGS A*S. I HATE EVERYONE ONE HEARS UM JUST TIRED OF BEING IN THAT BORING UTPIA SLASH GAY PERFECT LAND NAH MEAN THEY DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HOOD THE PROJECTS AND THE GHETTO NAH MEAN.
HELLO IS ANYBODY HEAR ANYBODY OH NO ANOTHER PERSON HIDE SO EVERYONG ONE WAS HIDING UNTIL RKELLY NOTICED THE VOISE AND THE FACE JUMPED IN HIS HANDS OUT OF THE HIDING PLACE TOO NOTICE THAT IT WAS RKELLY MAN YOU RETARTS ARE GOING TOO MAKE A NEW COMMUNITY AND I JUST CAME BECAUSE I WANTED TOO BE ALONE I CANT ASK FOR A VACTION BUT I LOOKED UP TOO MY LEFT AND I SAW T.I. AND RKELLY MAKING OUT SO I ALMOST PUKED OH MY GOODNESS.
REMEMBER THIS IS BY DARIUS WESLEY THE HANDSOME AND BRANDON YOU CAN TAKE OUT WHATEVER YOU WANT OF IT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TOO QUOTE ALL YOU HAVE TOO HAVE IS OUR NAME ON IT BECAUSE THIS IS MY STORY BUT BRANDON SIMMONS GOT ME ON THE GRIND YAH DIG MY BROTHA BUT WAIT WAIT DON’T GO AWAY THE STORY AINT OVER THE ATRY AINT OVER. I still hate you said Jonas saying Jonas in a deep dumb voice because HE IS DUMB Arkelly said that is good I hate you too and Arkelly replied on where is the leakmim what are you talking about Jonas said in a confused voice
You are not getting away that fast.
Arkelly said now what the hell are you talking about you don’t have a leakmin that means that you are gay Jonas said what do you mean by saying that I am gay Arkelly added on sorry I mean Gay-Y aka saying you like dood
Jonas said you a fool and said I am the colliest and Arkelly said don’t you mean the cooliest dood.
HA HA HA U R A you are a gay y which makes you uncool and which makes me the cooliest now you have a bad rep also because you ran away like a little quitter and all you do is run and cry to your retarded little parents
You are a little punk and I do not like you because all your community wants to do is snitch too the pigs and I aint talking about pigs as in animals I am talking about pigs hypothetically the cops, the jakes, the boy you know five O oh 5o nah mean.
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BY THE HANSOME DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AND THE DUMB IDEAS FROM LOIS LOWRYS DUMB BOOK THE DUMB BOOK THE DUMB GIVER I HATE THAT LADYS BOOKS SHE STINKS NO SHE FREAKING SUCKS AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM THOUGH I DON’T CARE BUT DO WHAT YOU GONE/GONNA DO SOMETHING COME AND DO SOMETHING UM NEVER SKARED LIKE THAT FAT DOOD CALLED WHATS HIS NAME THE SILLY LOOKING BONE CRUSHER I GET IT POPPING LIKE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN NEW YORN CITY BROOKLYN OR LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE BROX YOU DIG UM THE KING OF THE HOOD NAH MEAN AMERICAN BOY OR AKA AFRICAN GIRL STOP HATING HEARS MY DUMB STORY THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU REMEMBER THAT THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU AND IF THEY HATE ME I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT THINK TECKNICLY ITS QUITE LOGICAL THAT THEY MUST HATE YOU MORE DADDY YOU CANT WIN A FIGHT ON YAH BACK DADDY SHUT UP JEULZ SANTANA YOU WANT BUILT FOR IT BABY YOU WERNT BORN OR BUILT FOR THAT TUFF IRON WING I MEAN IRON RING STATUS NAH ME YOU WANT PROBLEMS THAN MAKE A DISS I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE WHERE YOU AT WHO YOU LIKE YOU CAN STILL GET IT KNOW/NO WHAT I MEAN YAH DIG YAH FILL ME BROTHA TOO ALL MY BROTHAS AND SISTASOR MY SISTAS AND BROTHAS STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTUN
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Gabriel aka Gabe turns his name into Gay not like that he turns that into his name because when he was little he use too always say Gay, Gay for his name so now it may seem like some what that he can now even pronounce it even easier.
Gabe got married too a monkey that has a disease called hryhyh titttesssss and he had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kids with her.
Rosemary died but then she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than cheated on Jonas when she came back too life with a rock underneath a river and Jonas was crying and went out with a tree.
Than things started getting normal again and Gabe died from obesity and diabetes.
In the evening Jonas was eating some cranberry fudge gross and than got a drink of water from the poisoness river and than burped in Gabriel’s face.
Jonas tried too get back with Fiona and she said I don’t want you anyway. Than Gabe comes back too life because of the stirring than he dies again because of the stirring aka the puberty.
He missed all of his friends so he started kissing Ashers picture like some kind fruity kid.
Later that evening Gay got hit by a coconut and he broke his small little dumb back like a stoped idiot.
Fiona died though and they tied her up too a tree and she was really alive and her eyes turned red she smelt like bleach. Darius Wesley
My Giver
Everyone was dying in the dumb community and everyone was also going crazy because they were trying too tame the real wild animals once they discovered them and I am not talking about the puny animals like Chihuahua I am talking about huge animals like bear, and wolves.
So they nearly got shredded apart in there new village they decided that they wanted to domesticate animals no more and they would stop this entire taming manner.
Later that Friday night they had a huge party for Jonas and the crazy thing was that it was at his own babies shower come on though who really wants too see a baby shower but he did not completely ditch it his wife rosemary was still there and she was disappointed in him. She said what goes around comes around that’s why you’ll get shot down. Just joking 50 cent.
Than she said now I know um hear for a real reason because he got hit like I got nit and he aint freaking breathing
Than Jonas mumbled and said too himself I’m a freaking idiot than she said you’re still my freaking idiot and she said going out at the itch darks not only stoped its dangerous and it maybe stoped but its also dumb hay sqiudward maybe Pat is right never scream like a chimpanzee.
Now Gabe’s body was rotting underground and being eating alive by these really short and extraordinarily fat people called Umpadumpas.
But one very day the day was not just a ordinary day it was also a stoped day but not just a stoped day two very stoped days.
So Gay arrived from the dead like a bootlegged undertaker and told Jonas that he has more problems than a math a Gay said he was going too go back too the stoped community to get a stoped egamacation.
La La La La La I heard a mad dumb noise you and I was like who did dat he said in his girly voice Am R smelly I mean R Kelly my bad Jonas said you are more sounding like the beat up Michael Jackson Jonas did his imitation of Michael Jackson saying just beat it girl just beat it walking backwards doing the moon walk and bouncing on the stinky dirty floor with the shiny disco on him. After Jonas said where do you come from and Arkelly said from my manly mom and my girly dorky dad in a hospital in Wallingford but I used too live in North Branford he said with he serious ugly looking face on the Arkelly said wait a minute you asking me all these questions like you want too know my social security card number you better step back and watch your place before I pimp slap you he said. Even later than that evening Arkelly asked Jonas if he wanted too make a song with him Jonas did not reply back friendly he said No ARE YOU CRAZY you are an ignorant mean criminal rich and famous in the R and B industry with fancy hotels and studios in there bathroom.
Yo who is hear it is me THE MR.HANSOME AKA DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AKA ME AKA RINCE CHARMING AKA MR.BEAUTIFUL AKA THE KING AKA DOUBLE D WES ALL DAY THE KID FROM THE LAND YAH DIG THE YAH DIGGER.
Who the fk is this I don’t care what Lowis Lowry says she fruity she likes girls and young children.
Um turning this into the epic movie matter a fact the epic book I love you America and the best part about this is that I love getting paid hahaha um cheaper than Mr. Krabbs I wouldn’t give up a half a penny for the world baby boy you know what I am saying I am just too cheap.
Who the hell are you a homo? Ha Ha.
No you see I am the famous Arkelly the played hey you wanna be my hater if you see T.I. later tell him that I love him.
Do not come hear with that junk I am not gay like LIL Flip, Conyay, and B2K nah mean don’t come over hear sitting that small talk
I DON’T LIKE DOODS YOU IDIOT SO DO NOT TRY NOTHING SLICK YOU HEAR ME NOTHING YAH DIG UM THE MOTHER F*ING UPTOWN LEADER UPTOWN HOLLA AT YAH BOY I GETS MONEY I GETS CASH SEE THIS THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK YO FOOT IN A MOTHER F***INGS A*S. I HATE EVERYONE ONE HEARS UM JUST TIRED OF BEING IN THAT BORING UTPIA SLASH GAY PERFECT LAND NAH MEAN THEY DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HOOD THE PROJECTS AND THE GHETTO NAH MEAN.
HELLO IS ANYBODY HEAR ANYBODY OH NO ANOTHER PERSON HIDE SO EVERYONG ONE WAS HIDING UNTIL RKELLY NOTICED THE VOISE AND THE FACE JUMPED IN HIS HANDS OUT OF THE HIDING PLACE TOO NOTICE THAT IT WAS RKELLY MAN YOU RETARTS ARE GOING TOO MAKE A NEW COMMUNITY AND I JUST CAME BECAUSE I WANTED TOO BE ALONE I CANT ASK FOR A VACTION BUT I LOOKED UP TOO MY LEFT AND I SAW T.I. AND RKELLY MAKING OUT SO I ALMOST PUKED OH MY GOODNESS.
REMEMBER THIS IS BY DARIUS WESLEY THE HANDSOME AND BRANDON YOU CAN TAKE OUT WHATEVER YOU WANT OF IT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TOO QUOTE ALL YOU HAVE TOO HAVE IS OUR NAME ON IT BECAUSE THIS IS MY STORY BUT BRANDON SIMMONS GOT ME ON THE GRIND YAH DIG MY BROTHA BUT WAIT WAIT DON’T GO AWAY THE STORY AINT OVER THE ATRY AINT OVER. I still hate you said Jonas saying Jonas in a deep dumb voice because HE IS DUMB Arkelly said that is good I hate you too and Arkelly replied on where is the leakmim what are you talking about Jonas said in a confused voice
You are not getting away that fast.
Arkelly said now what the hell are you talking about you don’t have a leakmin that means that you are gay Jonas said what do you mean by saying that I am gay Arkelly added on sorry I mean Gay-Y aka saying you like dood
Jonas said you a fool and said I am the colliest and Arkelly said don’t you mean the cooliest dood.
HA HA HA U R A you are a gay y which makes you uncool and which makes me the cooliest now you have a bad rep also because you ran away like a little quitter and all you do is run and cry to your retarded little parents
You are a little punk and I do not like you because all your community wants to do is snitch too the pigs and I aint talking about pigs as in animals I am talking about pigs hypothetically the cops, the jakes, the boy you know five O oh 5o nah mean.
Posted Jun 1, 2008 3:16 pm
Message:
Kimbo Slice hes blck and hes back and there are alot of rasist shit I dont care whpo joins any of my clubs you can be green if you hasd some mutation………..
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There are a lot alot of rasist mother fuckers hear but Im not one of those niggas or mother fuckers motha fuckas
whpom wants too be down with my crews the uptown worriors and the nweswtside worriors and the EAST side boys and also the D dot D dot Darius club all you have too do is put people on AND THE mxmxmxmxm all you haver too do is represent yah dig……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
July 27th, 2008 at 5:48 am
BY THE HANSOME DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AND THE DUMB IDEAS FROM LOIS LOWRYS DUMB BOOK THE DUMB BOOK THE DUMB GIVER I HATE THAT LADYS BOOKS SHE STINKS NO SHE FREAKING SUCKS AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM THOUGH I DON’T CARE BUT DO WHAT YOU GONE/GONNA DO SOMETHING COME AND DO SOMETHING UM NEVER SKARED LIKE THAT FAT DOOD CALLED WHATS HIS NAME THE SILLY LOOKING BONE CRUSHER I GET IT POPPING LIKE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN NEW YORN CITY BROOKLYN OR LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT IN THE BROX YOU DIG UM THE KING OF THE HOOD NAH MEAN AMERICAN BOY OR AKA AFRICAN GIRL STOP HATING HEARS MY DUMB STORY THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU REMEMBER THAT THEY ALL LOVE ME THEY ALL HATE YOU AND IF THEY HATE ME I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT THINK TECKNICLY ITS QUITE LOGICAL THAT THEY MUST HATE YOU MORE DADDY YOU CANT WIN A FIGHT ON YAH BACK DADDY SHUT UP JEULZ SANTANA YOU WANT BUILT FOR IT BABY YOU WERNT BORN OR BUILT FOR THAT TUFF IRON WING I MEAN IRON RING STATUS NAH ME YOU WANT PROBLEMS THAN MAKE A DISS I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE WHERE YOU AT WHO YOU LIKE YOU CAN STILL GET IT KNOW/NO WHAT I MEAN YAH DIG YAH FILL ME BROTHA TOO ALL MY BROTHAS AND SISTASOR MY SISTAS AND BROTHAS STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTUN
Darius Denzel Wesley the New Darius Denzel Wesley Giver Addition
Gabriel aka Gabe turns his name into Gay not like that he turns that into his name because when he was little he use too always say Gay, Gay for his name so now it may seem like some what that he can now even pronounce it even easier.
Gabe got married too a monkey that has a disease called hryhyh titttesssss and he had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kids with her.
Rosemary died but then she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than she came back too life than she died than cheated on Jonas when she came back too life with a rock underneath a river and Jonas was crying and went out with a tree.
Than things started getting normal again and Gabe died from obesity and diabetes.
In the evening Jonas was eating some cranberry fudge gross and than got a drink of water from the poisoness river and than burped in Gabriel’s face.
Jonas tried too get back with Fiona and she said I don’t want you anyway. Than Gabe comes back too life because of the stirring than he dies again because of the stirring aka the puberty.
He missed all of his friends so he started kissing Ashers picture like some kind fruity kid.
Later that evening Gay got hit by a coconut and he broke his small little dumb back like a stoped idiot.
Fiona died though and they tied her up too a tree and she was really alive and her eyes turned red she smelt like bleach. Darius Wesley
My Giver
Everyone was dying in the dumb community and everyone was also going crazy because they were trying too tame the real wild animals once they discovered them and I am not talking about the puny animals like Chihuahua I am talking about huge animals like bear, and wolves.
So they nearly got shredded apart in there new village they decided that they wanted to domesticate animals no more and they would stop this entire taming manner.
Later that Friday night they had a huge party for Jonas and the crazy thing was that it was at his own babies shower come on though who really wants too see a baby shower but he did not completely ditch it his wife rosemary was still there and she was disappointed in him. She said what goes around comes around that’s why you’ll get shot down. Just joking 50 cent.
Than she said now I know um hear for a real reason because he got hit like I got nit and he aint freaking breathing
Than Jonas mumbled and said too himself I’m a freaking idiot than she said you’re still my freaking idiot and she said going out at the itch darks not only stoped its dangerous and it maybe stoped but its also dumb hay sqiudward maybe Pat is right never scream like a chimpanzee.
Now Gabe’s body was rotting underground and being eating alive by these really short and extraordinarily fat people called Umpadumpas.
But one very day the day was not just a ordinary day it was also a stoped day but not just a stoped day two very stoped days.
So Gay arrived from the dead like a bootlegged undertaker and told Jonas that he has more problems than a math a Gay said he was going too go back too the stoped community to get a stoped egamacation.
La La La La La I heard a mad dumb noise you and I was like who did dat he said in his girly voice Am R smelly I mean R Kelly my bad Jonas said you are more sounding like the beat up Michael Jackson Jonas did his imitation of Michael Jackson saying just beat it girl just beat it walking backwards doing the moon walk and bouncing on the stinky dirty floor with the shiny disco on him. After Jonas said where do you come from and Arkelly said from my manly mom and my girly dorky dad in a hospital in Wallingford but I used too live in North Branford he said with he serious ugly looking face on the Arkelly said wait a minute you asking me all these questions like you want too know my social security card number you better step back and watch your place before I pimp slap you he said. Even later than that evening Arkelly asked Jonas if he wanted too make a song with him Jonas did not reply back friendly he said No ARE YOU CRAZY you are an ignorant mean criminal rich and famous in the R and B industry with fancy hotels and studios in there bathroom.
Yo who is hear it is me THE MR.HANSOME AKA DARIUS DENZEL WESLEY AKA ME AKA RINCE CHARMING AKA MR.BEAUTIFUL AKA THE KING AKA DOUBLE D WES ALL DAY THE KID FROM THE LAND YAH DIG THE YAH DIGGER.
Who the fk is this I don’t care what Lowis Lowry says she fruity she likes girls and young children.
Um turning this into the epic movie matter a fact the epic book I love you America and the best part about this is that I love getting paid hahaha um cheaper than Mr. Krabbs I wouldn’t give up a half a penny for the world baby boy you know what I am saying I am just too cheap.
Who the hell are you a homo? Ha Ha.
No you see I am the famous Arkelly the played hey you wanna be my hater if you see T.I. later tell him that I love him.
Do not come hear with that junk I am not gay like LIL Flip, Conyay, and B2K nah mean don’t come over hear sitting that small talk
I DON’T LIKE DOODS YOU IDIOT SO DO NOT TRY NOTHING SLICK YOU HEAR ME NOTHING YAH DIG UM THE MOTHER F*ING UPTOWN LEADER UPTOWN HOLLA AT YAH BOY I GETS MONEY I GETS CASH SEE THIS THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK YO FOOT IN A MOTHER F***INGS A*S. I HATE EVERYONE ONE HEARS UM JUST TIRED OF BEING IN THAT BORING UTPIA SLASH GAY PERFECT LAND NAH MEAN THEY DON’T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HOOD THE PROJECTS AND THE GHETTO NAH MEAN.
HELLO IS ANYBODY HEAR ANYBODY OH NO ANOTHER PERSON HIDE SO EVERYONG ONE WAS HIDING UNTIL RKELLY NOTICED THE VOISE AND THE FACE JUMPED IN HIS HANDS OUT OF THE HIDING PLACE TOO NOTICE THAT IT WAS RKELLY MAN YOU RETARTS ARE GOING TOO MAKE A NEW COMMUNITY AND I JUST CAME BECAUSE I WANTED TOO BE ALONE I CANT ASK FOR A VACTION BUT I LOOKED UP TOO MY LEFT AND I SAW T.I. AND RKELLY MAKING OUT SO I ALMOST PUKED OH MY GOODNESS.
REMEMBER THIS IS BY DARIUS WESLEY THE HANDSOME AND BRANDON YOU CAN TAKE OUT WHATEVER YOU WANT OF IT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TOO QUOTE ALL YOU HAVE TOO HAVE IS OUR NAME ON IT BECAUSE THIS IS MY STORY BUT BRANDON SIMMONS GOT ME ON THE GRIND YAH DIG MY BROTHA BUT WAIT WAIT DON’T GO AWAY THE STORY AINT OVER THE ATRY AINT OVER. I still hate you said Jonas saying Jonas in a deep dumb voice because HE IS DUMB Arkelly said that is good I hate you too and Arkelly replied on where is the leakmim what are you talking about Jonas said in a confused voice
You are not getting away that fast.
Arkelly said now what the hell are you talking about you don’t have a leakmin that means that you are gay Jonas said what do you mean by saying that I am gay Arkelly added on sorry I mean Gay-Y aka saying you like dood
Jonas said you a fool and said I am the colliest and Arkelly said don’t you mean the cooliest dood.
HA HA HA U R A you are a gay y which makes you uncool and which makes me the cooliest now you have a bad rep also because you ran away like a little quitter and all you do is run and cry to your retarded little parents
You are a little punk and I do not like you because all your community wants to do is snitch too the pigs and I aint talking about pigs as in animals I am talking about pigs hypothetically the cops, the jakes, the boy you know five O oh 5o nah mean.
Posted Jun 1, 2008 3:16 pm
Message:
Kimbo Slice hes blck and hes back and there are alot of rasist shit I dont care whpo joins any of my clubs you can be green if you hasd some mutation………..
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There are a lot alot of rasist mother fuckers hear but Im not one of those niggas or mother fuckers motha fuckas
whpom wants too be down with my crews the uptown worriors and the nweswtside worriors and the EAST side boys and also the D dot D dot Darius club all you have too do is put people on AND THE mxmxmxmxm all you haver too do is represent yah dig……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
July 27th, 2008 at 5:49 am
whpom wants too be down with my crews the uptown worriors and the nweswtside worriors and the EAST side boys and also the D dot D dot Darius club all you have too do is put people on AND THE mxmxmxmxm all you haver too do is represent yah dig……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
September 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
No one in the MMA or The UFC or even the boxing world can beat Kimbo Slice in a street fight and thats what it is all about yah dig this message has been posted by Darius Denzel Wesley…………yah dig frigga dill frigga dil man does everyone agree man huh huh
September 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
This is Darius Denzel Wesley saying there are no I in team but there are a couple of I in Aliance and that means the same thing as team….yah dig um wize.