Comments on: UFC 84: Live Results and $100 BetUs Pick-Off

By: Sonia, Ben's Sis

Sonia, Ben's Sis — Sat, 24 May 2008 22:29:53 +0000

Ben-

you’re gonna throw up on video!? AND you review viral vids for NY POST!? you’re gonna be famous for throwing up! it SOUNDS good, but what about OUR MOTHER!?? hmmmm……

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also, i just tried to make freinds with Kimbo slice on my youtube… we’ll see… it’s amazing he doesnt have more freinds or subs. and can people please stop degrading his looks and calling him the n-word and a j-w boy (?) on his page! so many haters in cyberspace. him and Amazing Kong from T@A are my fave fighters, but i don’t really watch. I could kill both of them and so could ALL of you regardless of size or gender, but you have to use mind, gross motor movements and be willing to break rules.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE intentional or otherwise, but you gotta start fighting BEFORE the bell rings….

In any case, HAPPY BARFING BEN!!!

“Sorry mama.”

quote, Marshall Mathers.

By: jburg

jburg — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:44:01 +0000

And the most random comments on a blog award goes to this page! I didn’t think I would ever see comments about politics, chapelle’s show, UFC 84, internet betting, and Ben’s mom and dad all on one page.

By: Kim Couture is a cunt

Kim Couture is a cunt — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:19:58 +0000

LOL, sounds like my mom.

By: Joe Son

Joe Son — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:45:45 +0000

I’ll tell you what’s worse, supporting boxing and going after MMA back when Budweiser was the main sponsor of boxing and your wife is rich off their stock.

I’m also an Obama supporter and it doesn’t bother me in the least that he has “refused to take a position.” I mean, has he really been asked? Doesn’t he have other shit to worry about? It’s not as if the President is in a position to really do anything about individual states and their laws regarding MMA anyway.

By: Magicmatt

Magicmatt — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:21:31 +0000

@Vrax,
I dont know whats worse, saying you don’t like the mma, or refusing to take a stance.

By: PotatoHead

PotatoHead — Fri, 23 May 2008 23:05:42 +0000

Pretty funny, Ben. You better be glad you’re NOT my son. After what’s about to maybe happen… you’d be grounded… with no more blogging for a month!!!

Just kidding. You’re AWESOME!

Also, “VRAX”, regarding McCain’s “human cockfighting” comment: Now that he understands you’re not allowed to grab the other guy’s cock… he’s OK with MMA. Obama, on the other hand, has refused to take a position.

By: BIG CHRIS

BIG CHRIS — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:16:19 +0000

That looks more like BJ Penn in that picture than Ashy Larry…..

By: Vrax

Vrax — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:15:18 +0000

I support Obama, and love MMA. McCain on the other hand is a well-documented MMA hater, calling it human cockfighting etc.

By: ben

ben — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:55:38 +0000

@ Rumbler:

Not only did you quote my favorite line from that skit, but you also managed to insult my mother at the same time. Well played.

@ PotatoHead:

Dad??? So I don’t hear from you for, what, 15 years?, and now that I have a popular and successful MMA blog you decide to waltz back into my life. How convenient…

By: PotatoHead

PotatoHead — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:25:12 +0000

I’m gonna have to agree with your Mom on this one, Ben… and figure you inherited your Dad’s common sense.

I’d love to say that I’ll be praying for ya, son… but what the f*ck kinda prayer would that be? Please, Lord… grant Ben the better UFC picks so he doesn’t have to puke on video? I don’t know if that’s blasphemy… but it’s definitely a gray area.

One more comment, please, regarding this Corwin beast.

As you know, there’s still an army of folks out there that would love to see MMA banned. Mostly a bunch of limp-wristed Obama supporters that never strapped one on and don’t know when to keep their damn pie-holes shut when it comes to someone else’s rights.

Well, personally I love the sport and the fact that by 2017 it’s projected to be bigger than NASCAR. But holy cripes… Corwin oughta be banned! I mean that sonova bitch is gonna f*cking cripple someone!!! Just give him Couture’s title now, a shitload of money and be done with the likes of him.

At the very least, create a new division… maybe something like “Very Large Mammals”. Just a thought.