Stockton-Approved Caption Contest
("Stockton 209," only available at NathanDiaz.com)
Not only is Nate Diaz one of the most exciting lightweights in the UFC, but the t-shirt designs on his website kick more ass than a no-hands triangle choke with double "F-you" fingers. If you're a Diaz fan, you should definitely order one to cover your torso — or, you can win one in today's caption contest. The two CagePotato readers who provide the best captions to the photo below will win a t-shirt of their choice from NathanDiaz.com. All entries must be submitted to the comments section of this post by Monday at 2 p.m. ET. Good luck out there, and always, always represent your area code.
Tags: California, Gina Carano, MMA, Nate Diaz, Nathan Diaz, Randy Couture, Stockton, UFC
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Zackary Adams Says:
After recieving a call from Joe Francis, and checking his bank account, Randy decides that film roles in 'Girls Gone Wild' is a perfectly suitable career choice.
MMA-hole Says:
"Lemme show you something I learned from Chuck Liddell."
Matt Herpes Says:
This is exactly why Kim bought that testicle-scale.
Vrax Says:
Hi, I'm Randy Couture, and these are my Extreme RealDolls, designed for the MMA fan that reads the internet. C'mon you know you weren't getting any on your own.
Kimbo's Lice Says:
Would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't. That's not a caption, I'm just sayin'.
Nelly Says:
Randy's Legal Team.......................no wonder!
Higgz Says:
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta..."
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
"4 Girls, 1 Athletic Cup"
C-Bus Allstar 614 Says:
"Who says I'm over-the-hill? I can still got mo' bitches than Dr. Dre got switches."
Anonymous Says:
yes, me and gina impregnated these cage hoes... we'll gina did;steroids have rendered my seed useless...(silent weeping from couture;carano smiles a smug "i just banged these hoes" smile.)
Face Says:
When Randy's lawyers said he had another meeting scheduled with some tight pussy this was not what came to mind.
C-Bus Allstar Says:
"Randy poses with his biggest fans. What? They watch MMA..."
C-Bus Allstar Says:
Depressing innit? Randy's the hottest chick in this picture.
Artigale Says:
Shortly after this photo Randy "The Natural" Couture was slapped with yet another law suit from Zuffa for not posing with UFC approved "ring girls."
JohnS Says:
What is John McCain doing with all those chicks? This is going to hurt his campaign.
F.A.S. Says:
Xtreme Ho-ture
Jeff Says:
Randy: "What can I say? I'm a natural."
Exploding Ear Says:
Who the hell would want to wear anything Nate Diaz would wear?
'Ya, I want to dress like the guy who talks like he has no education or brains.'
Reality Says:
XXX-treme Couture
Shyzzy Says:
Gina Carrano - The Face of Women's MMA Video Training
Watch as Gina and Randy demonstrate "ground and pound" with Gina's three friends.
islip matt 631 Says:
"Congratulations on graduating from middle school girls!"
dandaman Says:
"Randy's future wives...how fast will he go through them this time"
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
Randy: "Gina, you take those two, I'll take the blonde fatty!"
Myles Kilometers Says:
Four rear naked chokes coming up.
church Says:
" Stand back and I ll show you the natural"
dabix Says:
Transitioning to Nasty Boxing...
Noah Says:
Who is that ugly blond on the far right? I would totally do the other four.
Damien Says:
Looks like Fedor isn't the only heavyweight that Randy wants to get his hands on.
Burt Says:
" aaah ha ha... I wish I enjoyed this"
AlkalineMarine Says:
If Randy ever steps back into the cage again he'll be bringing a devastating new move...the pimp slap!
Ruger Says:
More on Randy Couture's affair with the Spice Girls...
Ruger Says:
"Lets go back to...Damn it! Get that camera out of here!!"
Boneman Says:
GINA..!..Get your hands off my strange!..or I'll kick your ass instead of FEDOR's!
mmaokay Says:
How else does an old man biuld up endurance. Running hurts the knees and well I can do this sitting down.
tubbsbright Says:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27489584@N08/2556480536/
*fixed*
Ruger Says:
"Four girls and only three pills...you're out fatty!"
BIG CHRIS Says:
Randy was recently inspired after watching the show Big Love and decided to find some trailer trash and marry it, quit his career and move into the middle of nowhere and mass produce...as for this photo though he was shown here with some ugly tramps....
Digitalmike Says:
Recent Graduates of his X-treme Couture Gym with a diploma in taking myspace-worthy pictures.
boobah Says:
Gina later realized that Applebees was not the best choice for cutting weight.....
C-Bus Allstar Says:
Randy: "These? These are just my 2 o' clock appointment. I'm free after 3, how you doin'?"
Side note: DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THE BRUNETTE ON THE FAR LEFT BACK WAS CARANO LOL
Anonymous Says:
Randy: " Thank God for viagra"
C-Bus Allstar Says:
"Gina Carano and Randy "The Natural" Couture draw straws to see who fucks the fatty."
J Martin Says:
Randy: " Thank God for viagra"
C-Bus Allstar Says:
"Gina Carano and Randy "The Natural" Couture pose with the newest class of Xtreme Couture hopefuls. Obviously much weight-cutting is in order."
bird-dog Says:
"after Chuck pulled his hamstring, Randy was glad to step in"
Ruger Says:
Elite XC offers Couture a "new way" of cutting weight if he signs with them.
shagen Says:
"One time at Xtreme Couture camp............"
my left boob Says:
Randy couture the conductor of the shonie hoe train!
Armbreaker Says:
"It's tough out here for a pimp."
dt3 Says:
After looking at fedor's other 5 possible opponenents for the next affliction event its pretty obvious why he decided to go with the easiest win, tim sylvia