Stockton-Approved Caption Contest

(“Stockton 209,” only available at NathanDiaz.com)
Not only is Nate Diaz one of the most exciting lightweights in the UFC, but the t-shirt designs on his website kick more ass than a no-hands triangle choke with double “F-you” fingers. If you’re a Diaz fan, you should definitely order one to cover your torso — or, you can win one in today’s caption contest. The two CagePotato readers who provide the best captions to the photo below will win a t-shirt of their choice from NathanDiaz.com. All entries must be submitted to the comments section of this post by Monday at 2 p.m. ET. Good luck out there, and always, always represent your area code.














June 6th, 2008 at 7:42 am
After recieving a call from Joe Francis, and checking his bank account, Randy decides that film roles in ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is a perfectly suitable career choice.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:43 am
“Lemme show you something I learned from Chuck Liddell.”
June 6th, 2008 at 7:46 am
This is exactly why Kim bought that testicle-scale.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Hi, I’m Randy Couture, and these are my Extreme RealDolls, designed for the MMA fan that reads the internet. C’mon you know you weren’t getting any on your own.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Would, would, wouldn’t, wouldn’t, wouldn’t. That’s not a caption, I’m just sayin’.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Randy’s Legal Team…………………..no wonder!
June 6th, 2008 at 7:59 am
“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta…”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:02 am
“4 Girls, 1 Athletic Cup”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:03 am
“Who says I’m over-the-hill? I can still got mo’ bitches than Dr. Dre got switches.”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:03 am
yes, me and gina impregnated these cage hoes… we’ll gina did;steroids have rendered my seed useless…(silent weeping from couture;carano smiles a smug “i just banged these hoes” smile.)
June 6th, 2008 at 8:04 am
When Randy’s lawyers said he had another meeting scheduled with some tight pussy this was not what came to mind.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:05 am
“Randy poses with his biggest fans. What? They watch MMA…”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Depressing innit? Randy’s the hottest chick in this picture.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Shortly after this photo Randy “The Natural” Couture was slapped with yet another law suit from Zuffa for not posing with UFC approved “ring girls.”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
What is John McCain doing with all those chicks? This is going to hurt his campaign.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Xtreme Ho-ture
June 6th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Randy: “What can I say? I’m a natural.”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Who the hell would want to wear anything Nate Diaz would wear?
‘Ya, I want to dress like the guy who talks like he has no education or brains.’
June 6th, 2008 at 8:17 am
XXX-treme Couture
June 6th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Gina Carrano - The Face of Women’s MMA Video Training
Watch as Gina and Randy demonstrate “ground and pound” with Gina’s three friends.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:18 am
“Congratulations on graduating from middle school girls!”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:19 am
“Randy’s future wives…how fast will he go through them this time”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Randy: “Gina, you take those two, I’ll take the blonde fatty!”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Four rear naked chokes coming up.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:25 am
” Stand back and I ll show you the natural”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Transitioning to Nasty Boxing…
June 6th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Who is that ugly blond on the far right? I would totally do the other four.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Looks like Fedor isn’t the only heavyweight that Randy wants to get his hands on.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:31 am
” aaah ha ha… I wish I enjoyed this”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:32 am
If Randy ever steps back into the cage again he’ll be bringing a devastating new move…the pimp slap!
June 6th, 2008 at 8:45 am
More on Randy Couture’s affair with the Spice Girls…
June 6th, 2008 at 8:49 am
“Lets go back to…Damn it! Get that camera out of here!!”
June 6th, 2008 at 8:50 am
GINA..!..Get your hands off my strange!..or I’ll kick your ass instead of FEDOR’s!
June 6th, 2008 at 8:52 am
How else does an old man biuld up endurance. Running hurts the knees and well I can do this sitting down.
June 6th, 2008 at 8:58 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27489584@N08/2556480536/
*fixed*
June 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am
“Four girls and only three pills…you’re out fatty!”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Randy was recently inspired after watching the show Big Love and decided to find some trailer trash and marry it, quit his career and move into the middle of nowhere and mass produce…as for this photo though he was shown here with some ugly tramps….
June 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Recent Graduates of his X-treme Couture Gym with a diploma in taking myspace-worthy pictures.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Gina later realized that Applebees was not the best choice for cutting weight…..
June 6th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Randy: “These? These are just my 2 o’ clock appointment. I’m free after 3, how you doin’?”
Side note: DID NOT EVEN NOTICE THE BRUNETTE ON THE FAR LEFT BACK WAS CARANO LOL
June 6th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Randy: ” Thank God for viagra”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:11 am
“Gina Carano and Randy “The Natural” Couture draw straws to see who fucks the fatty.”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Randy: ” Thank God for viagra”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:15 am
“Gina Carano and Randy “The Natural” Couture pose with the newest class of Xtreme Couture hopefuls. Obviously much weight-cutting is in order.”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:16 am
“after Chuck pulled his hamstring, Randy was glad to step in”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Elite XC offers Couture a “new way” of cutting weight if he signs with them.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:26 am
“One time at Xtreme Couture camp…………”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Randy couture the conductor of the shonie hoe train!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:30 am
“It’s tough out here for a pimp.”
June 6th, 2008 at 9:31 am
After looking at fedor’s other 5 possible opponenents for the next affliction event its pretty obvious why he decided to go with the easiest win, tim sylvia
June 6th, 2008 at 9:31 am
That elite xc show on cbs really left a bad taste in my mouth but by the looks of gina carno in this picture i bet her meow would leave a good taste in my mouth
June 6th, 2008 at 9:35 am
The pioneer of ground and pound.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:39 am
by the look on the face of the girl in front, i think i know where randy’s other hand is….AND why he is smiling so much!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Randy showing off some of the “tools” in his toolbox.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Fuck yeah! I was waiting for Nick and Nate to make these shirts! I live in Stockton, 209 represent! If you guys don’t believe me, look up the graduating year of 2002 for Tokay High School, Lodi, Ca. Good times smokin’ bud with that guy back in the day.
June 6th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Bow to the next Scorpion King!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Model auditions for his next clothing line Xtreme Hoture….Carano got the job….
June 6th, 2008 at 9:57 am
i’m not too old for this shit!!!!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:57 am
yes, me and gina impregnated these cage hoes… well gina did;steroids have rendered my seed useless…(silent weeping from couture;carano smiles a smug “i just banged these hoes” smile.) (my bad for not leaving an address…)
June 6th, 2008 at 10:01 am
“Quick, Tiffany, let’s get a picture with Popeye!”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:13 am
“he’ll still need the viagra”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Carano, Couture, and two lady friends snap a picture with Poison’s Bret Michaels.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:15 am
“Yeah, that’s right…I’m Bruce Willis…”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Randy with his PPV “Bonuses” courtesy of Dana White.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am
. . . And for 20 bucks you can “Ground and Pound” the fat one.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Extreme Elimidate.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Ladies, Next Lesson: The mount position.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Randy to Gina: “I don’t care if this blonde is a middle weight, I’m still gunna hit it.”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Is that an episode of Fight Girls in your pants, Randy, or are you just happy to see me?
June 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am
What’s one more divorce?
June 6th, 2008 at 11:01 am
the poster for the new show celebrity hosted real world : shemale’s island
June 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am
ahhh SKEET SKEET SKEET
June 6th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Dana, I appreciate the offer but I said I wanted MORE MONEY not MORE HONEYS!
June 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Randy thought all was good before they told him that he was there to play spot the tranny!
June 6th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Randy casting sluts for his VH1 celebreality show called “How To Get Chlamydia and Keep It.”
June 6th, 2008 at 11:12 am
“I knew I should have taken that viagra from Shamrock…”
June 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
After losing his battle with the UFC Randy Couture retired, but then landed a spot on the pussy cat doll roster.
Dana white had this to say… “I always knew Capt. America was a fu*king FAG!”
June 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Randy’s bangin brandon vera’s wife.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:28 am
ummm where is the lady on the far left (the one Gina is using as an armrest) putting her hand?!?!? I bet she thinking “man felice herrig sure reminds me of brandon… ooo what a pleasant surprise! does it make me a lesbian if the chick has a dick???”
ps i know that is brandon vera’s wife so please don’t let him find me and kick my ass… sometimes the truth hurts
June 6th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Can’t wait to wear my 209 T-shirt around the 520.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
NEWEST TEEN SENSATION! “THE ALL NATURALS!” their tour kicks off this summer to promote the album ‘heavyweight hearts!’
June 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am
”The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!” - Randy ‘Zap Branigan’ Coture
June 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Dana White has fucked everyone in this photo!
June 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
They’ll never replace my precious Fedor.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Randy giggles since Tito is a failure at fighting, he has become a trashy looking blonde she-male. (Middle chick)
June 6th, 2008 at 11:51 am
“OK Ladies the first rule of Fight Club is………aww to hell with it…..who’s first?”
June 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Randy is the Zohan of the UFC….he quit his job to do womens hair….”You don’t mess with the Zohan”……
June 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Three of them have penises… Guess!
June 6th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
4 Girls 2 Cauliflower.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“Shown here: People who make a living destroying others for monetary gain, every 6 months or so.
Also pictured: Randy Couture and Gina Carano.”
June 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“soooo ladies….. whats in store for tonight? a royal rumble perhaps?” says randy as he inconspicuously pops 2 viagra in his mouth
June 6th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Randy Muhammad Couture looking forward to Polygamy.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Just goes to show you that every group of girls has a DBUF. Designated bald ugly friend.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
“The guy with the most toys wins”
June 6th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Ok. first one to start itching wins!!
June 6th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Let’s hurry up and get done with this photo shoot before Gina eats us.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Randy: You know ladie’s in order to sign on to my roster I must test drive the ride before I buy. You know I just don’t want to get stuck with a lemon. It’s just business.
Gina: My motto is when a dicks around, Fuck it!
June 6th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Yeah baby, I can get you a part in my next movie”
June 6th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“See Dana?? I can have fun without you.. I don’t need you… I’m having SO much fun with these ladies… seriously….
call me sometime?”
June 6th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Now we know how they came up with the name “Dirty Boxing”.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Didnt know Couture was into the tranny shit, you can se the pubes and that blond male in the middle
June 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Next time on UFC’s Next Top Bitches, Couture and Carano try to buy off Dana White with cheap trailer trash, just what Dana’s always wanted
June 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
and the real reason why Randy Couture wanted more money from the UFC…
..too much money going to Alimony payments
June 6th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
From dirty boxing to dirty foxing…
June 6th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Randy Couture and Gina Carano use CagePotato.com to prove that Most of us MMA fans are NOT funny.
Great site by the way.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
“There is only one fight I am interested in” explained Randy Couture, upon agreeing to fight Gina at a Catch Weight of 269, in exchange for 12% of her purse and three young virgins.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
(Viagra….For those Nights when being the “Natural” just isn’t enough)
June 6th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
four balls, six tits, and a whole lot of scar tissue.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
“i just hit’em and quit’em”
June 6th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Gina Carano’s 4 bitches
June 6th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Gina isn’t the only one who couldn’t make weight.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
“Randy re-enacts his Tim Sylvia fight by beating up some pussy”
June 7th, 2008 at 2:01 am
“Spot the ogre”
June 7th, 2008 at 4:25 am
“Captain Lawsuit and the 4 slutskateers”
June 7th, 2008 at 5:45 am
And fighting out of Utah Randy “The Mormon” Couture
June 7th, 2008 at 6:01 am
For protection against the paparazzi, Randy Couture and Gina Carano use the patented HoWall.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Dana White’s big Thursday announcement: STD testing at all weigh-ins and a new partnership between the UFC and Trojan.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:49 am
“Not bad for an old man, huh?”
June 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am
On the next season of The Ultimate Fighter we will look into the womens heavyweight division with top contender Gina Carano facing off against The Natural in the first open weight title fight in UFC history, favoring Caranos cutting technique.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Team Carano trainers attempt to explain why Gina was unable to make weight.
June 7th, 2008 at 11:18 am
take 32….”Tranny Hair tampons- the tampon that’ll knock your period into the middle of next month.”
CUT…that’s a wrap.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
“Every good photog knows to put the really fat girl in the back…and that Felice Herrig is a whore.”
“Randy Couture: Cleaning up Kit Cope’s sloppy seconds ’since 2007.”
June 7th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Randy picks the natural wrestler….
June 7th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Randy Couture: The only fifty yr old in history who can be truthful in teen chatrooms and still pull
June 7th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
“Did I tell you ladies about when I won the hevyweight title for the second time…”
“Yes, but I’ve won the light heavyweight title too, Gina.”
Or.
“Who’s got the skankiest girlfriend now Tito? Bow down to the champ.”
June 7th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
“Fuck me, if Kim didn’t keep me on a weekly allowance I might be able to buy one of these sleewts a drink or two, who knows maybe even polish one of there ballon knots”
Randy Couture on posing with 3 game hotties and one overwieght pig that thinks she’s to important.
June 8th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Even with the fat chick Gina still remains the biggest whore in a picture
June 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am
In spite of his beautiful smile and winning personality, Randy was unsuccessful at the “Face of Women’s MMA” auditions.
June 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Despite his beautiful smile and winning personality, Randy was unsuccessful at the “Face of Women’s MMA” auditions.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Randy and Gina reveal the “hoochie” secret to Extreme Couture’s success
June 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
“Bitches in a beauty salon.”
(Source: http://fightlinker.com/blog/?p=744)
June 8th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Tonight, on a very special “To Catch a Predator” - The One that got Away (sorry bout the pedophile jokes its all I can muster right now)
June 9th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Wondering to himself: Does the UFC test for Viagra?
June 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Why all the hate for the chick on the right? I’d hit it.
June 9th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Unbeknownst to them, Gina and Randy find Kim Couture’s next three opponents for the next bullshit promotion, EliteXC: Clash of the Tampons.
Out of curiousity, am I making up bullshit words here?
June 9th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
i captioned it “fixed”…so suck it.
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