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43 COMMENTS to “OH NOES!!!!!1!”

  1. lx Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    hmm….that bottle looks a little small, not sure it will do the trick

  2. dangerfield Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    what is that mangy animal in the backround. probably more vomit inducing than the ipecac

  3. C-Bus Allstar Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    lx, it’ll be PLENTY. A bottle that size could make an entire football team puke up their beefaroni.

  4. Aryan Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    oh shit I forgot about this

  5. ben Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    @ dangerfield:

    My dog is not mangy, you son of a BITCH!!!

  6. totaldb Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    @dangerfield: don’t be a hater just because he has a bigger dick than you…

  7. Boner Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    You should drink the ipecac at a walmart and have a hidden camera record the ensuing mayham. Also, what’s the deal with your dog? Did he just take a bath or something before the photo?

  8. norremo Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    CP… what a metrosexual set of candles you have in your home… or are you still living at home with your mommy? Blogging from her basement.

    Ps. this site kicks ass

  9. ben Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    @ Boner: My dog is always that silky-smooth, if that’s what you’re referring to.

    @ norremo: Chicks dig the candles. “Chicks” meaning my girlfriend, who I live with.

  10. Tito Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I doubt Ben will do it.

    He will probably take a little sip and do nothing but gag.

    Prove us wrong good buddy.

    Don’t pull a Forst Griffin on us and run away crying.

  11. garth Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Let’s see some horkin! Ya done lost! pay up!

  12. lx Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    don’t pull a dana white, and postpone posting the vid. do that shit.

  13. Madman Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    GOT IPECAC?

    http://www.myspace.com/everyonemusthurl

    enjoy…muuhahahah!

  14. Hattori Hanzo Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    chug Chug ChugChug!!!!!!

  15. lolwut Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Fuck you drinking that shit i wanna see the dog take a swig of it instead.

  16. Ipecock Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Mix it with some Capt. Morgan and make an Ipecaquiri.

  17. #1 Jackal Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    they say if you stand on your head while drinking it, it doesnt hurt so bad

  18. ossBASHA Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    You better have the video up by tonight

  19. clitwizard Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    dude that fightlinker website is a joke. what did they have helen keller do the layout?? that shit is a mess over there.

    anyways dont drink the whole bottle or u will be in the hospital. i gave my cousin just a small piece of a chocolate exlax candy bar, and she had to be hospitlized

  20. Aaron Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Don’t let your cat get a taste of that bottle.

  21. Swedish guy Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Just do it all ready ffs. You lost, dude.

  22. perkedel Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Do it! Do it! Do it!!!

    How about doing it LIVE for us fans?

  23. perkedel Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    PS: Don’t try to act like you’re all educated and shit with the books in the background ..

  24. lx Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    what exactly were the terms, an entire bottle?

  25. lx Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    @clitwizard

    haha helen keller….

    no shit, no idea how fightlinker became so popular - though sherdog has them beat by worst site design ever.

  26. Burtonchik Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    we’ve been waiting for like, 100 years for this shit

    just drink it and puke already!

  27. Stand By Me style Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Dan, you should do this thing Stand By Me style. You know when lard ass chugs the castor oil right before the pie eating contest. Well here is my idea… chug the ipecac then immediatley start eating something like pie or chili mac (something along those lines). Give us fans what we want we don’t just want to see you hurl the ipecac and stomach acid we want a fireworks show. I say we start a petition if anyone else is with me let CP know that you promise to visit their site everyday if the payout is right.

  28. Stand By Me style Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    did I say Dan well I totally meant Ben. Sorry for the confusion Ben give it some thought anyway let me know man

  29. Than Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Ben remember to eat alot prior to drinking that shit. BTW why is your dog on the table?

  30. teachbug Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    I have said it before, and I will say it again.
    this is dumb, its bad dumb. and dude I dont know you, and I guess Im suppose to be at least neutral at best, but DONT FUCKING DRINK THAT SHIT!
    Fuck these morons who want to see you puke your shoes out your mouth, that shits bad news, and you are gonna do way more than just puke once or twice, your gonna hurt yourself.
    Your girlfriend know about this? If she dont bitch you out I will be surprised.
    Like I said before pay the guy, but dont do this…..its double dogshit stupid.

    And every moronic halfwit who wants to see it, go buy some and do it to yourself!

  31. lx Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    @ teachbug

    i’d do it, but i’m not stupid enough to agree to it.

  32. PotatoHead Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    I agree with Teachbug, Ben. Fuck all the morons that want you to drink that shit. They’re a bunch of fucking losers whose lives suck so much that this is a major high point for them. Who cares if those pricks are disappointed?

    As a matter of fact, I’d be willing to pay those Fightlinker jag-offs, oh… I don’t know… $1,000???… in exchange for the thrill of watching you barf. I’m dead serious… and wealthy! Email me. I love this site and this is BULLSHIT!!!

  33. Boner Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 6:32 am

    @potatohead. For the record, I always thought this was a bad idea. It is going to be very very unpleasant for Ben. However, if he is going to do it (and it looks like he might be forced into it due to potential pussy-calling), I say make a legendary experience out of it.

  34. ksgbobo Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 6:37 am

    what, you guys never watch Family Guy. You dont remember when all of them drank some ipecac and were sitting around waiting and said the last person not to throw up gets the last piece of pie…classic…

    btw Ben…do you let your dog run your house, its on the freaking table…you need to watch Cesar Milan…

  35. Lifer Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 6:54 am

    A bet is a bet. It was signed in digital blood.

    I recommend to not fight the urge to puke, just open your mouth and your esophagus will do the hard work. Don’t clench your neck or throat or you’re going to be in pain for a long while afterwards.

  36. Carcass Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    WTF is up with all of you? Is there endemic vaginitis down here at CP?

    1) Fightlinker is popular because Canadians and Europeans understand satire. Fightlinker is FUNNY. I can deal with the bad layout.

    2) Ipecac won’t kill you. It’ll just make you hurl in a spectacular fashion…and probably have some muscle cramps afterwards. That’s all.

    Man up and do it already. Your wannabe-boyfriend can’t buy ALL of us off. :D

  37. bensgirlfriend Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    @ teachbug- of course I know about this and of course I disapprove! That being said, I try to be supportive so if that means holding Ben’s hair back while he tosses his cookies, I guess he’ll just owe me one (a f-ing huge one)…

  38. Jburg Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Man you have a nice table with a very feminine set of candles on it, why the fuck do you let your dog sit on it? If my dog climbed on my table I would stuff it in the toaster and set it to 8. By the way, I don’t have many friends.

  39. perkedel Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU

    Replace fat man with Ben. Do it!

  40. teachbug Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    disgusting.
    anyone who would do that to themselves are foolish as hell.

  41. rollshop Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    hate to break it to ya’ll but fightlinker paved the way for this type of website. there i said it. ben you run a fine site, but you know linker was around well before. plus you guys have a sugar daddy backer, that must be awfully nice.

  42. teachbug should shut the fuck up Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    go back under your little troll bridge. i bet you jerk off lookin at these sites and seein responses to your troll game.

  43. teachbug Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am

    Im so honored……..I have my very own website douchebag watching over me, like an angel….on crack. :)

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