Chapter 26: In Which I Drink Ipecac and Vomit Uncontrollably
Learned a few things while drinking ipecac last night:
1) If properly stored, ipecac does not lose effectiveness with age.
2) Honestly, just a tablespoon will do ya. If I had chugged the bottle, I'd probably still be throwing up.
3) Unlike other occasions when you might barf, you don't feel any better after the deed when you're on a 'cac bender. I took the stuff around 7 p.m. ET, puked for the last time around 11 p.m. (nothing but stomach acid, just nasty) and felt sick until I woke up at about 3:30 a.m.
Anyway, the video above represents the conclusion of my ill-fated UFC pick-off bet against Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker. In retrospect, I wouldn't recommend that anyone take ipecac unless you absolutely have to get the entire contents of your stomach outside of yourself, and even then, think twice. Enjoy; we'll get 'em next time.
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Comments
Tito Says:
Dumbass, in the video you say fightlinker.net.
Great, lead me to a parked page on GoDaddy.
I guess this means you will do a new video now?
ben Says:
@ Tito:
Actually, I said fitelinkr.net. Because fuck those motherfuckers.
dy-no-mite3000 Says:
*knux*
B-Rad Says:
I'm sorry...but I laughed the entire time.
WalksInTheDarkness Says:
*shakes his head* Told you that it should have been riding a donkey butt nekkid...
teachbug Says:
I told you it was fuckin stupid.
you let a buncha website dumbasses talk you into the stupidest shit ever. hey next time make a bet to see who gets to eat a dogturd.
Stephan' Boner Says:
If it wasnt your house what was wrong with using the floor?
Rob from inside Tito Ortiz's Massive Noggin Says:
That is exactly what I need to see when I wake up in the morning, dudes wrenching in morning. Goes great with my breakfast. Also, I hope we all learn a valuable lesson from this: learn how to choose fights better.
Matt Herpes Says:
Well done. By the way, is your girlfriend Lisa Simpson?
Jeff Says:
Quote of the Day: "Be Quiet litte dog, Daddy's working"
Chris J Says:
"If it wasnt your house what was wrong with using the floor?"
It's called 'respect' you neanderthal. And no, you can't buy it off teh intarwebz.
noobjj Says:
you're a trooper ben! trooper i say! never knew something could be so nasty and funny at the same time.
Blackleg Says:
lol GG mate. Good to see you made good on it. Though the gladware smock made it a little less manly. ;)
perkedel Says:
Ben, are you related to Joe Rogan?
PotatoHead Says:
Ben, you're a bigger man than me (and all the fucking morons that get off on this shit). You owned-up on an ill-fated wager and maintained your poise and sense of humor throughout an incredibly painful ordeal. On video, no less. I won't say I'm proud of you... just amazed!
My advice would be to abandon the jack-ass stunts and bet MONEY going forward. I'd like to see you put that cat food eating pussy (Ryan Harkness actually does exist on Purina... because the low-life loser is flat-ass broke. I read it on that retard-magnet he calls a blog)... out of business!!!
Houston "Glass Jaw" Alexander Says:
CagePotato forever. You're a champ Ben. I really wish it was fitelinkr spraying guts into a can, but owning up to the bet you made is big ups.
But yeah, next time bet money or something your Mom won't get pissed about.
Fightlinker Says:
You took your medicine like a man. Well played.
WT Says:
ouch...
ian Says:
the video is no longer available, i really wanted to watch someone throw up lol
Netterbog Says:
Hooray America!
Good on ya' Ben.
John Chandler Says:
You did it like a champ Ben. I love watching people do it and right before it's time to spew, they think they have a glimmer of hope in the fact that they feel pretty good, and then it turns to shit real quick.
mma pro Says:
you are a man of your word, damn your face was bright red there for a minute, you must have been strainin, got some sore muscles today?
Boner Says:
Yikes, that didn't look like fun. You should fed-ex the garbage bag (the one with the vomit in it, not your *ahem manly smock) to fightlinkr. Man how do I come up with this stuff? Oh that's right: 5 year old in a man's body.
Dr. Says:
I've been waiting for this vid. I sat through the 8 minutes of it waiting for some puke-action worthy of Ipecac. I'm still waiting. One tablespoon? C'mon.
I went and watched this because of feeling let down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU
Mis-used Hafty Bag Says:
Why me??
garth Says:
good job coming through. it's funny the angry posturing on this site about fightlinker. i read both every day.
garth Says:
"site" is the wrong word, s/b "commenters".
lx Says:
epic fail. kinda of like ufc 85.
what's with the garbage bag, some vomit would have made that shirt look better.
RaginAsian Says:
I told my friends about ipecac while showing them an internet video. Unfortunately for me, they're the pranking sort, and I've had ipecac spiked chili and rice as well as a root beer float. I never actually threw up, but I felt like hell for two hours before summarily emptying the contents of my digestive system through my ass.
Not as bad as this, but still no fun.
Ben's Mangy Dog Says:
You splattered on my silky smooth coat. Then you wouldn't even let me lick the inside of that trash can, despite its contents smelling simply delicious. You are such an asshole of an owner. I want a new family. Maybe Ryan Harkness can adopt me, since he can at least pick fights.
Ben is a warrior Says:
surprised you actually did it man, mad props, that must've sucked, good luck on ur next pick, maybe something less savage though like running backwards naked through a corn field though. Anyway, CP rules! war BG!
CageToday Says:
Good job Ben,
How did it feel to be yacking with the American Idol theme song "Bad Day" playing in the background....classic
RED Says:
Did you plan it out to have that song "Bad Day" playing in the background or was just irony? Either way it was well played.
Taco Says:
HAHAHAHA! Awesome!
Lets see the woman behind the cam next time tho, Ok.
Ben's Girlfriend Says:
If I were to step out from behind the camera, you would be able to see my cock n balls.
Biggity Bo Biggins Says:
Way to man up to your word. The PVPosse is proud of you. Way to represent where you come from. Just don't hang out with me in public ever again.
Luke Says:
Those were some pretty violent man-heaves. Well done.
assjack Says:
steve-o would be proud.
MKXii Says:
Boss.
Anorexic in need of vomit medicine or Rumbler Says:
Will suck D!ck for Ipecac. Please IM me @ yahoo ID=Misspukeandjuke458 for contact info.
Thanks
WT Says:
Maybe Dana White could make JT drink this stuff once a month as a punishment.
Carcass Says:
@ all of those who seem pissed off at Fightlinker: Ben agreed to the bet from the beginning, stop your whining. He took it like a man (only one tablespoon? Come on :P ) and did it justice.
All this 'Raar, Fightlinker is for retards, Ryan is poor' etc etc bullshit is so pointless. If they were such raging assholes, why would Ben agree to the bet-off in the first place?
BIG CHRIS Says:
Nice!! A guy wearing a Trash bag, induces vomit, then as he's throwing up into a garbage can, looks up at a camera with vomit on his lips and asked his girlfreind who is filming the whole thing if it looks cool....Classic!! Only on Cagepatoto!!!
jake Says:
you've got quite the rack on you dont you ben.the next bet should be you wearing a bikini and rubbing baby oil on yourself.mmmmm yes
Captain Popetastic Says:
Props to Ben for living up to his end of the bargain. Long live Cage Potato!
kentyman Says:
Good on ya.
wow... Says:
This is the douchebag that makes jokes on this site...wow I hope Kimbo rapes you.
Anonymous Says:
dude the video don't work