Chapter 26: In Which I Drink Ipecac and Vomit Uncontrollably
Learned a few things while drinking ipecac last night:
1) If properly stored, ipecac does not lose effectiveness with age.
2) Honestly, just a tablespoon will do ya. If I had chugged the bottle, I’d probably still be throwing up.
3) Unlike other occasions when you might barf, you don’t feel any better after the deed when you’re on a ‘cac bender. I took the stuff around 7 p.m. ET, puked for the last time around 11 p.m. (nothing but stomach acid, just nasty) and felt sick until I woke up at about 3:30 a.m.
Anyway, the video above represents the conclusion of my ill-fated UFC pick-off bet against Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker. In retrospect, I wouldn’t recommend that anyone take ipecac unless you absolutely have to get the entire contents of your stomach outside of yourself, and even then, think twice. Enjoy; we’ll get ‘em next time.
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June 19th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Dumbass, in the video you say fightlinker.net.
Great, lead me to a parked page on GoDaddy.
I guess this means you will do a new video now?
June 19th, 2008 at 6:15 am
@ Tito:
Actually, I said fitelinkr.net. Because fuck those motherfuckers.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:43 am
*knux*
June 19th, 2008 at 6:54 am
I’m sorry…but I laughed the entire time.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:03 am
*shakes his head* Told you that it should have been riding a donkey butt nekkid…
June 19th, 2008 at 7:04 am
I told you it was fuckin stupid.
you let a buncha website dumbasses talk you into the stupidest shit ever. hey next time make a bet to see who gets to eat a dogturd.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:06 am
If it wasnt your house what was wrong with using the floor?
June 19th, 2008 at 7:09 am
That is exactly what I need to see when I wake up in the morning, dudes wrenching in morning. Goes great with my breakfast. Also, I hope we all learn a valuable lesson from this: learn how to choose fights better.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Well done. By the way, is your girlfriend Lisa Simpson?
June 19th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Quote of the Day: “Be Quiet litte dog, Daddy’s working”
June 19th, 2008 at 7:30 am
“If it wasnt your house what was wrong with using the floor?”
It’s called ‘respect’ you neanderthal. And no, you can’t buy it off teh intarwebz.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:08 am
you’re a trooper ben! trooper i say! never knew something could be so nasty and funny at the same time.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:18 am
lol GG mate. Good to see you made good on it. Though the gladware smock made it a little less manly.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Ben, are you related to Joe Rogan?
June 19th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Ben, you’re a bigger man than me (and all the fucking morons that get off on this shit). You owned-up on an ill-fated wager and maintained your poise and sense of humor throughout an incredibly painful ordeal. On video, no less. I won’t say I’m proud of you… just amazed!
My advice would be to abandon the jack-ass stunts and bet MONEY going forward. I’d like to see you put that cat food eating pussy (Ryan Harkness actually does exist on Purina… because the low-life loser is flat-ass broke. I read it on that retard-magnet he calls a blog)… out of business!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
CagePotato forever. You’re a champ Ben. I really wish it was fitelinkr spraying guts into a can, but owning up to the bet you made is big ups.
But yeah, next time bet money or something your Mom won’t get pissed about.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:22 am
You took your medicine like a man. Well played.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am
ouch…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:41 am
the video is no longer available, i really wanted to watch someone throw up lol
June 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Hooray America!
Good on ya’ Ben.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
You did it like a champ Ben. I love watching people do it and right before it’s time to spew, they think they have a glimmer of hope in the fact that they feel pretty good, and then it turns to shit real quick.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:57 am
you are a man of your word, damn your face was bright red there for a minute, you must have been strainin, got some sore muscles today?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Yikes, that didn’t look like fun. You should fed-ex the garbage bag (the one with the vomit in it, not your *ahem manly smock) to fightlinkr. Man how do I come up with this stuff? Oh that’s right: 5 year old in a man’s body.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I’ve been waiting for this vid. I sat through the 8 minutes of it waiting for some puke-action worthy of Ipecac. I’m still waiting. One tablespoon? C’mon.
I went and watched this because of feeling let down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU
June 19th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Why me??
June 19th, 2008 at 11:09 am
good job coming through. it’s funny the angry posturing on this site about fightlinker. i read both every day.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:10 am
“site” is the wrong word, s/b “commenters”.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:19 am
epic fail. kinda of like ufc 85.
what’s with the garbage bag, some vomit would have made that shirt look better.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:47 am
I told my friends about ipecac while showing them an internet video. Unfortunately for me, they’re the pranking sort, and I’ve had ipecac spiked chili and rice as well as a root beer float. I never actually threw up, but I felt like hell for two hours before summarily emptying the contents of my digestive system through my ass.
Not as bad as this, but still no fun.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
You splattered on my silky smooth coat. Then you wouldn’t even let me lick the inside of that trash can, despite its contents smelling simply delicious. You are such an asshole of an owner. I want a new family. Maybe Ryan Harkness can adopt me, since he can at least pick fights.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
surprised you actually did it man, mad props, that must’ve sucked, good luck on ur next pick, maybe something less savage though like running backwards naked through a corn field though. Anyway, CP rules! war BG!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Good job Ben,
How did it feel to be yacking with the American Idol theme song “Bad Day” playing in the background….classic
June 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Did you plan it out to have that song “Bad Day” playing in the background or was just irony? Either way it was well played.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
HAHAHAHA! Awesome!
Lets see the woman behind the cam next time tho, Ok.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
If I were to step out from behind the camera, you would be able to see my cock n balls.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Way to man up to your word. The PVPosse is proud of you. Way to represent where you come from. Just don’t hang out with me in public ever again.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Those were some pretty violent man-heaves. Well done.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
steve-o would be proud.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Boss.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Will suck D!ck for Ipecac. Please IM me @ yahoo ID=Misspukeandjuke458 for contact info.
Thanks
June 19th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Maybe Dana White could make JT drink this stuff once a month as a punishment.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@ all of those who seem pissed off at Fightlinker: Ben agreed to the bet from the beginning, stop your whining. He took it like a man (only one tablespoon? Come on
) and did it justice.
All this ‘Raar, Fightlinker is for retards, Ryan is poor’ etc etc bullshit is so pointless. If they were such raging assholes, why would Ben agree to the bet-off in the first place?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Nice!! A guy wearing a Trash bag, induces vomit, then as he’s throwing up into a garbage can, looks up at a camera with vomit on his lips and asked his girlfreind who is filming the whole thing if it looks cool….Classic!! Only on Cagepatoto!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
you’ve got quite the rack on you dont you ben.the next bet should be you wearing a bikini and rubbing baby oil on yourself.mmmmm yes
June 19th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Props to Ben for living up to his end of the bargain. Long live Cage Potato!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Good on ya.
June 20th, 2008 at 8:33 am
This is the douchebag that makes jokes on this site…wow I hope Kimbo rapes you.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
dude the video don’t work
November 5th, 2008 at 6:41 am
puking can kill you. remember terry schiavo? she was bulimic and her heart stopped b/c of the depletion of electrolytes in her stomach. her heart stopped long enough to cause brain damage. just sayin. glad we didn’t lose you ben. lol.