‘10,000 BC’ Caption Contest: Logjammin’
10,000 BC comes out today on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Warner Home Video is providing one lucky CagePotato reader with a disc in the format of their choice. All you have to do to get it is provide a brilliant caption to the above photo of Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell, some woman, and a terrified little boy enjoying a log ride. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but judging from the box cover it involves a battle between a caveman and a two-ton sabertooth tiger, and that’s good enough for me. Please submit your captions in the comments section by Friday morning at 8 a.m. ET; the winner will be announced shortly after. Good luck and God bless.
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June 24th, 2008 at 5:45 am
“You’re right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!”
June 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Chuck has emerged from blackouts in some strange places, but this was by far the awesomest.
June 24th, 2008 at 5:49 am
To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!
June 24th, 2008 at 5:52 am
What wouldn’t Jesus do?
June 24th, 2008 at 5:53 am
When Matt Hughes asked Chuck Liddell into a “foursome” this isn’t what he had in mind.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:01 am
- Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell take their dates to the amusement park.
- When pundits said Hughes and Liddell were going downhill fast, I don’t think this is what they meant.
- Matt and Chuck take advantage of the UFC’s newest contract bonuses.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:02 am
The father, the son and the Hooooooly Mooooooooooley!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:03 am
When Matt Hughes invited the young boy to a “log ride”, little did the boy know that the “log” had nothing to do with the thing that was ridden….
June 24th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Chuck fights for the chicks. Sadly, Hughes fights for the kids.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:21 am
MH: Come here fella, don’t be scared…
CL: Come here blondie, don’t be scared…
June 24th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Chuck: “I’m so going to counter punch that splash”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Dana White’s latest BIG announcement…
UFC… the ride.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Matt Hughes tells the Kid “It doesn’t hurt as much if you don’t struggle!”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:30 am
“Chuck I told you this muscle shirt would pick us up some dates, too seet!!”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:32 am
” Chuck gets girl, Matt gets peed on”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:34 am
And the Winner of the Michael Jackson wanna be contest is… Matt Hughes!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:35 am
“Church” Kids don’t want to go, regardless of how Hughes gets there.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Im not crying because of the ride, it’s that Big Gay Caveman touching me thats freaking me out!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Chuck + Girl = Cool
Matt + little Boy = Jail Time
June 24th, 2008 at 6:41 am
“Matt you bastard, this isn’t the type of logjammin I was talking about.”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:45 am
One child’s heart broken, forced to hang out with Matt Hughes when all he wants to do is sit next To Chuck but Matt said that stupid, stripper,whore,is in the way.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Chuck and Matt smiled as they knew the logride was merely a metaphor for what was to come for their respective prey…
June 24th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Matt Hughes: “DON’T WORRY LITTLE BOY, THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY ‘RIDES’ IN WONDERLAND!”
June 24th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Chuck: “Hey kid, I just fucked your mom in that tunnel.”
The “Make a Wish Foundation” doesn’t always have a happy ending.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:05 am
After realizing their career in the ufc has come to an end, Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes created their own family protection service.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Shortly after this picture was taken, little Tommy Cavendish, pictured in front, explained: “I was just sittin in this log ride havin a good ole time, when all of a sudden I remembered Randy Couture’s starring role in The Scorpion King 2: Birth of a Warrior. IT WAS HORRIFYING!”
June 24th, 2008 at 7:13 am
In other news, a local boy was terrorized by veteran UFC fighters Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell when quote: That little bastard said even HE’S never screamed TAP, TAP, TAP to end a match.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:15 am
“UFC fanclub members get more then they bargained for”
Dont forget to check out the Cage potato forums!!!!!!!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 7:16 am
In a very rare twenty-year-old photo, from back to front: Chuck Liddell, unidentified woman, Matt Hughes, and a young Georges St-Pierre.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:21 am
According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Definitely not Stockton approved.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Shit i didnt see the toilet bowl coming this fast!! DAMN YOU THIAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am
If u could see that girl’s face, you’d know what makes Chuck so happy..
June 24th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Chuck also finds it funny that there are still people that fear Mat
June 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Matt, his wife and his son all needed clarification when Chuck offered ”a ride on his wood”.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Matt Hughes creates mini Ark to impress god.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:39 am
‘hey chuck, the boy begged, the woman pleaded, and I’ve kissed it…How far up Dana’s a$$ do we have to get this thing to get another title shot??’
June 24th, 2008 at 7:42 am
I hope that an ACTUAL caption wins the “CAPTION” contest…..And not someone that photoshops something clever and changes faces, makes a sly little title, thought balloons, conversations, etc, etc.
I just hope that a CAPTION is all that is needed to win the CAPTION contest
June 24th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Hey, Matt! thats not cool to laugh on the poor boy because he stuffed his head into the banister..
Great.. now he’s crying, you dick!
June 24th, 2008 at 7:51 am
For it was only Chuck who knew the three other passengers would soon find out why he’s really called “The Iceman.”
June 24th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Next week on Extreme Baptism…
June 24th, 2008 at 7:58 am
I can’t believe you sad fucks are making an effort for that shitty ass movie*
*disclaimer- I have not seen it but I have seen clips of it and that was enough for me
June 24th, 2008 at 8:10 am
i would love to give these captions contest a try but whats the point. these are freakin awesome…
“To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!”
“Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.”
…by the way, the best captions NEVER win!!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:12 am
…and i think thats Kevin Nash behind Matt Hughes
June 24th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Matt, Chuck, after riding our ride 17 times we wanted you to know your not totally right about the name. The ride is called “washed up…TO SHORE”
June 24th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Sitting on the shit train on the way out.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back smugly in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come…
Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn, yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come…
Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:27 am
After seeing Evan Almighty Matt Hughes builds an ark in preperation for the flood, then he and Chuck Liddell both get partners to replenish the Earth with.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Shorty up front, party in the back (tank-tops optional).
June 24th, 2008 at 8:32 am
matt “now son which character from pirates of the carribean do you think i am?”
June 24th, 2008 at 8:34 am
***EDIT***
Dana White Water Rafting Rules:
1. Shorty up front
2. Party in the back
3. Tank-tops optional
June 24th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell decide to take a woman and child along on their new ride, “Career Ender”.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Women, Children and Has-beens first.
WINNER.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Dana & Tito were on the boat ahead and crashed to the ground.. Chuck & Matt thought that was funny while the woman and the kid did the math
June 24th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I let Matt Hughes and Chuck Lidell sit behind me on the log ride and all I got was a spot on this stupid caption-contest.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:44 am
You’re right Matt, it’s downhill from here on out!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I would try and come up with a witty caption but I would not want to risk winning that God awful movie. Holy crap what a piece of sh1t. Easily the worst movie I’ve seen this year. What the hell:
Season 9 of the ultimate Fighter “The Log ride”
June 24th, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.”
I lol’d
June 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Point proven….Matt Hughes enjoys the wood more than women!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:06 am
In case it helps anyone that is Matt’s sone which makes most of those comments creepy, and the girl with Chuck is Willa Ford.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:09 am
After seeing the different types of training being done by the H.I.T. Squad, Chuck Liddell decided to leave “The Pit” for a more intense training regimen.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Chuck and 3 whiny bitches
June 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Hughes to boy: “Hold on Jimmy, you’re in for one helluva log ride. ha ha haaaa”
June 24th, 2008 at 10:37 am
KID: Look Matt this is the same face you made when you lost to GSP the 2nd time.
CL: That’s not water on your back honey…
June 24th, 2008 at 10:56 am
One young child immidately regrets his submission to the “Make a Wish” foundation.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Apparently only UFC fighters find the poop chute ride amusing.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:09 am
“That’s right, son, Chuck represents Noah in this story. Now where the fuck is Mark… there are supposed to be TWO of each kind in this ark.”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:10 am
“My Career!!! WEEEEEE!!!!!”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Child: “The drop off from your careers is far steeper and more terrifying than this ride!!!”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am
DRILLBIT TAYLOR PART #2
The Trailer-Park enforcers……
June 24th, 2008 at 11:17 am
“Blind Date: UFC Edition”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:18 am
While Attending A benefit for terminal kids:
matt: chuck i didnt know you were gonna be here
chuck: *snort* yeah man, uh *snort* milfs man *snort* milfs of dyin kids are always the horniest
matt: well i never…..
June 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Matt laughing at the expense of others…the boy will have his revenge like the rest of the “kids” in the UFC
June 24th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Feel the rythym, feel the ride, come on guys its UFC retirement time!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Matt once stole a shoe from Tim Sylvia and took his family and bff for a ride down a waterfall in it…True story.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
“Hey Chuck, this ride reminds me of our careers!”
June 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Where is Pedo Bear when you need him?!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
By the time Chuck’s comment of This ride kicks ass! got up front, it had changed to I’m going to stick this log up your ass!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
“The perv behind me pissed his pants!!!”
June 24th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
This is how Kim Coture’s jaw was REALLY broken….
June 24th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
And if this wasn’t odd enough, referee Herb Dean (wearing arm-floaties) called and end to this contest from the kiddie pool….
June 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
go figure….matt hughes is touching the little boy and not the woman
June 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“Down the drain, just like their careers”
June 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
An up-close photo of Chuck Norris taking a dump.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Losers Anonymous: A place where losers can free there mind of fears.
(A bubble over Chuck’s head “thinking”) Wow this is way cooler than eating rampages fist again!!
(A bubble over Matt’s head “thinking”) This sure does beat seeing GSP in the cage again!!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
After this, Billy decided that this was going to be his last time dropping acid while watching the UFC.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“chuck and matt are all washed up and taking their fans with them”
June 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
The police had all the evidence they needed when they saw Mr. Hughes shirt was wet before the drop…
June 24th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“finally found 2 people chuck and matt could be on top off”
June 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
“exiting UFC, next stop, Affliction!”
June 24th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“this mother and her son also lost their bet with Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker”
June 24th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“Apparently, country boys can survive…log rides.”
“A fighter knows that good days are fleeting and that hard times will eventually come. Still, while some have the courage to ‘ride that shit out’…others take the metaphor a little to litteraly”
“You don’t have to be ‘this tall’ to get on this ride”
“In the case of the 10,000 BC caption contest, the cure was more painful than the disease.”
June 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Excerpts From Hughes New Book Reveal He Has Taken His New Born Christianity ‘To The Next Level’ While Chuck Liddell Has Just Informed Willa Ford that they’re next going to go on the Mustache Ride
June 24th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
“At first, the little boy was nervous about riding the giant log. -but he figured “Hey, I’ll try anything once”. Investigators would later discover otherwise.”
“Pictured, from left to right; Chuck Liddell, Jane Doe, Matt Hughes, brother Bratt Hughes. Not Pictured; Dignity”
June 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Matt Hughes smiles thinking: Damn kids, ill show them a real submission.
Chuck Lidell smiles thinking: Damn bitches, ill show them a real submission.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
MMA stars attend the new ride at Disneyland to celebrate the demise of the IFL. Chuck Liddell (rear) and Matt Hughes (2nd from front) are thrilled with the news and the ride, Chris Horodecki (front) was not pleased with either.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
CAAAARRRREEEEEEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrr.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That’s one way to get to the bottom, others might say getting knocked out and losing by submission is another
June 24th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ahhh the effort fighters still go through to have a 3some!
June 24th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Liddell and the Hendersons
June 24th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
The first person Matt Hughes has been able to scare since BJ Penn.
June 24th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
This isn’t so much a comment, but, god damn, it’s pictures like this that make me realize why I LOVE Matt Hughes still. He’s like a wholesome, family-man version of Evan Tanner. AKA not retarded, not sinking boats (maybe logs), not a degenerate gamble and alcoholic. But Tanner has the way better beard. You take Mark Hughes’ hair + Evan Tanner’s beard and you get a beautiful, Samson-like hottie that you can never, ever lose inside the square-circle.
June 24th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
thats joe riggs in front hes now fighting 145. and yeah theyre at the ufc retiree picnic at 6 flags. and that movie does suck balls
June 24th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
“Why am I in front? I haven’t loss multiple fights after a championship.”
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“Is that Dana White down there.”
June 24th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
“HEY! I thought this was Flashmountain damnit!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Matt, “Oh man, I am going to duuuke on youuuu!”
Chuck, “Oh noooo. You better not Duke on me”
June 24th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
A “good ole’ country boy” with a screaming little child in a log.
Too easy, I pass.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I’m telling Sexual Harassment Panda on you!
June 24th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
MH: It’s ok kid, it will all be over in a minute…
June 24th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
As the prosecution submitted the above photo as evidence B, a reluctant Matt Hughes took the stand and through barely audible whimpers, proceeded “I’m not proud of anything okay, Jackson just told me that it looks less suspicious if you take other people out with you and…I thought I could get away with….I can’t do this…you know Thiago didn’t even make weight!”
Hughes is scheduled for a sentencing hearing this Thursday at 9:00 AM.
In other news, Chuck Liddell banged a chick at a local theme park, Liddell remarked “paternity tests are bullshit, I don’t even know that kid…”
Weather and traffic are coming up next.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Children of the Corn 11: Ultimate Logjammin
June 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Thoughts from front to back:
“Am I the only one that sees the satanic bunny-goat?”
“Golly, this is way better than Bible Camp.”
“Christ Chuck, I told you not to get it in my hair.”
“Park’s closed. The moose up front shoulda told ya.”
June 24th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Mir and Noguera pull out of TUF 8 due to money issues, so the UFC is forced to asked Chuck Liddell, and Matt Hughes to do at revamped version of TUF 5 the “comeback.” Since they got nice cars last time, and the UFC is struggling with money. They gave Matt and Chuck a hooker, and a day pass to 6 flags.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
boy says “No more rear-naked-chokes Daddy please!”, while Chuck says “Get ‘im Matt!!”
boy says “Everyone gets a reach-around but me! WAAAAA!”
June 24th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
FAKE and GAY
June 25th, 2008 at 3:05 am
“looks like it’s someone’s first time riding the log….”
June 25th, 2008 at 8:16 am
UFC Pay-Per-View Receipts: $42,000,000. Fighter’s purse: Tickets for you and a guest to Knott’s Berry Farm.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Apparently Tito’s head IS big enough for it’s own thrill ride!!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:41 am
we get dropped one more time and then IT IS ALL OVER!!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Yes Chuck is THAT big!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Chuck thinks to himself “I’ll go Chris Banoit on you fuckers”
June 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Young boy gasps for air after Matt releases a rear-naked choke. Chuck roffles.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Just an FYI, the girl I believe is Willa Ford, Chucks girlfriend at the time. I think Matt hughes talked about the 2 of them, himself and his kid going to disneyland in his book.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Roach has this one in the bag…that was by far the funniest comment on this page….
June 26th, 2008 at 2:59 am
a cross section view of Hong Man Choi’s dong and four of his sperms…ages ranging from 5 to 38…dude needs some ass…bad.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Little Johnny wasn’t sure whose career he was riding… but he knew where it was headed.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Proof that more people should accept Liddell’s and Hughes’ offer to “drop a log” with them.
June 26th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
New Sitcom: Two fighters, a kid and a chick named “Fingercuffs”, coming this fall to Spike. Check local listings for times.
June 26th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Kid: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Hughes: Tee hee!
Chick: Goo!
Chuck: I can’t wait to tell Dana I saw Tito working the log ride. Life is GOOD!
June 26th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Matt just loved the newest addition to Six Flags: “The Career Metaphor.”