'10,000 BC' Caption Contest: Logjammin'
10,000 BC comes out today on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Warner Home Video is providing one lucky CagePotato reader with a disc in the format of their choice. All you have to do to get it is provide a brilliant caption to the above photo of Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell, some woman, and a terrified little boy enjoying a log ride. I haven't seen the movie yet, but judging from the box cover it involves a battle between a caveman and a two-ton sabertooth tiger, and that's good enough for me. Please submit your captions in the comments section by Friday morning at 8 a.m. ET; the winner will be announced shortly after. Good luck and God bless.
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MMA-hole Says:
"You're right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!"
Matt Herpes Says:
Chuck has emerged from blackouts in some strange places, but this was by far the awesomest.
Ouch! That hurts Says:
To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!
Kimbo's Lice Says:
What wouldn't Jesus do?
bmwtech Says:
When Matt Hughes asked Chuck Liddell into a "foursome" this isn't what he had in mind.
L Grant Says:
- Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell take their dates to the amusement park.
- When pundits said Hughes and Liddell were going downhill fast, I don't think this is what they meant.
- Matt and Chuck take advantage of the UFC's newest contract bonuses.
mayhem420 Says:
The father, the son and the Hooooooly Mooooooooooley!!!
Boner Says:
When Matt Hughes invited the young boy to a "log ride", little did the boy know that the "log" had nothing to do with the thing that was ridden....
rocky Says:
Chuck fights for the chicks. Sadly, Hughes fights for the kids.
ossBASHA Says:
MH: Come here fella, don't be scared...
CL: Come here blondie, don't be scared...
Mike Says:
Chuck: "I'm so going to counter punch that splash"
Dubz Says:
Dana White's latest BIG announcement...
UFC... the ride.
Shawn Tucker Says:
Matt Hughes tells the Kid "It doesn't hurt as much if you don't struggle!"
NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:
"Chuck I told you this muscle shirt would pick us up some dates, too seet!!"
Bruce Lee Says:
" Chuck gets girl, Matt gets peed on"
Bruce Lee Says:
And the Winner of the Michael Jackson wanna be contest is... Matt Hughes!
Geriatric Peon Says:
"Church" Kids don't want to go, regardless of how Hughes gets there.
Bruce Lee Says:
Im not crying because of the ride, it's that Big Gay Caveman touching me thats freaking me out!
Bruce Lee Says:
Chuck + Girl = Cool
Matt + little Boy = Jail Time
I also pee my pants.. Says:
"Matt you bastard, this isn't the type of logjammin I was talking about."
I'm confused Says:
Jens kept telling Matt he didn't want to ride up front.
TheDozer Says:
One child's heart broken, forced to hang out with Matt Hughes when all he wants to do is sit next To Chuck but Matt said that stupid, stripper,whore,is in the way.
The Rabid Child Says:
Chuck and Matt smiled as they knew the logride was merely a metaphor for what was to come for their respective prey...
C-Bus Allstar Says:
Matt Hughes: "DON'T WORRY LITTLE BOY, THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY 'RIDES' IN WONDERLAND!"
Shagen Says:
Chuck: "Hey kid, I just fucked your mom in that tunnel."
The "Make a Wish Foundation" doesn't always have a happy ending.
yiiiiiip Says:
After realizing their career in the ufc has come to an end, Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes created their own family protection service.
SoFreshSoClean Says:
Shortly after this picture was taken, little Tommy Cavendish, pictured in front, explained: "I was just sittin in this log ride havin a good ole time, when all of a sudden I remembered Randy Couture's starring role in The Scorpion King 2: Birth of a Warrior. IT WAS HORRIFYING!"
AC Slater Says:
In other news, a local boy was terrorized by veteran UFC fighters Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell when quote: That little bastard said even HE'S never screamed TAP, TAP, TAP to end a match.
-The OX King- Says:
"UFC fanclub members get more then they bargained for"
Dont forget to check out the Cage potato forums!!!!!!!!!!
Tommystive Says:
In a very rare twenty-year-old photo, from back to front: Chuck Liddell, unidentified woman, Matt Hughes, and a young Georges St-Pierre.
reality Says:
According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.
NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:
Definitely not Stockton approved.
andyissocool Says:
Shit i didnt see the toilet bowl coming this fast!! DAMN YOU THIAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
kwazimodo Says:
If u could see that girl's face, you'd know what makes Chuck so happy..
Firecrap Says:
Chuck also finds it funny that there are still people that fear Mat
godzillad Says:
Matt, his wife and his son all needed clarification when Chuck offered ''a ride on his wood''.
Hattori Hanzo Says:
Matt Hughes creates mini Ark to impress god.
youngblood Says:
'hey chuck, the boy begged, the woman pleaded, and I've kissed it...How far up Dana's a$$ do we have to get this thing to get another title shot??'
fightfan Says:
I hope that an ACTUAL caption wins the "CAPTION" contest.....And not someone that photoshops something clever and changes faces, makes a sly little title, thought balloons, conversations, etc, etc.
I just hope that a CAPTION is all that is needed to win the CAPTION contest
kwazimodo Says:
Hey, Matt! thats not cool to laugh on the poor boy because he stuffed his head into the banister..
Great.. now he's crying, you dick!
Treebs Says:
For it was only Chuck who knew the three other passengers would soon find out why he's really called "The Iceman."
totaldb Says:
Next week on Extreme Baptism…
douchebaggery Says:
I can't believe you sad fucks are making an effort for that shitty ass movie*
*disclaimer- I have not seen it but I have seen clips of it and that was enough for me
bird-dog Says:
i would love to give these captions contest a try but whats the point. these are freakin awesome...
"To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!"
"Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front."
...by the way, the best captions NEVER win!!
bird-dog Says:
...and i think thats Kevin Nash behind Matt Hughes
rjc Says:
Matt, Chuck, after riding our ride 17 times we wanted you to know your not totally right about the name. The ride is called "washed up...TO SHORE"
Bdizzle Says:
Sitting on the shit train on the way out.
Mike Goldberg Says:
Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back smugly in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come...
Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn, yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.
Mike Goldberg Says:
Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come...
Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.
BIG CHRIS Says:
After seeing Evan Almighty Matt Hughes builds an ark in preperation for the flood, then he and Chuck Liddell both get partners to replenish the Earth with.