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‘10,000 BC’ Caption Contest: Logjammin’

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10,000 BC comes out today on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Warner Home Video is providing one lucky CagePotato reader with a disc in the format of their choice. All you have to do to get it is provide a brilliant caption to the above photo of Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell, some woman, and a terrified little boy enjoying a log ride. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but judging from the box cover it involves a battle between a caveman and a two-ton sabertooth tiger, and that’s good enough for me. Please submit your captions in the comments section by Friday morning at 8 a.m. ET; the winner will be announced shortly after. Good luck and God bless.

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132 COMMENTS to “‘10,000 BC’ Caption Contest: Logjammin’”

  1. MMA-hole Says:

    “You’re right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!”

  2. Matt Herpes Says:

    Chuck has emerged from blackouts in some strange places, but this was by far the awesomest.

  3. Ouch! That hurts Says:

    To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!

  4. Kimbo's Lice Says:

    What wouldn’t Jesus do?

  5. bmwtech Says:

    When Matt Hughes asked Chuck Liddell into a “foursome” this isn’t what he had in mind.

  6. L Grant Says:

    - Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell take their dates to the amusement park.

    - When pundits said Hughes and Liddell were going downhill fast, I don’t think this is what they meant.

    - Matt and Chuck take advantage of the UFC’s newest contract bonuses.

  7. mayhem420 Says:

    The father, the son and the Hooooooly Mooooooooooley!!!

  8. Boner Says:

    When Matt Hughes invited the young boy to a “log ride”, little did the boy know that the “log” had nothing to do with the thing that was ridden….

  9. rocky Says:

    Chuck fights for the chicks. Sadly, Hughes fights for the kids.

  10. ossBASHA Says:

    MH: Come here fella, don’t be scared…

    CL: Come here blondie, don’t be scared…

  11. Mike Says:

    Chuck: “I’m so going to counter punch that splash”

  12. Dubz Says:

    Dana White’s latest BIG announcement…

    UFC… the ride.

  13. Shawn Tucker Says:

    Matt Hughes tells the Kid “It doesn’t hurt as much if you don’t struggle!”

  14. NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:

    “Chuck I told you this muscle shirt would pick us up some dates, too seet!!”

  15. Bruce Lee Says:

    ” Chuck gets girl, Matt gets peed on”

  16. Bruce Lee Says:

    And the Winner of the Michael Jackson wanna be contest is… Matt Hughes!

  17. Geriatric Peon Says:

    “Church” Kids don’t want to go, regardless of how Hughes gets there.

  18. Bruce Lee Says:

    Im not crying because of the ride, it’s that Big Gay Caveman touching me thats freaking me out!

  19. Bruce Lee Says:

    Chuck + Girl = Cool
    Matt + little Boy = Jail Time

  20. I also pee my pants.. Says:

    “Matt you bastard, this isn’t the type of logjammin I was talking about.”

  21. I'm confused Says:

    Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.

  22. TheDozer Says:

    One child’s heart broken, forced to hang out with Matt Hughes when all he wants to do is sit next To Chuck but Matt said that stupid, stripper,whore,is in the way.

  23. The Rabid Child Says:

    Chuck and Matt smiled as they knew the logride was merely a metaphor for what was to come for their respective prey…

  24. C-Bus Allstar Says:

    Matt Hughes: “DON’T WORRY LITTLE BOY, THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY ‘RIDES’ IN WONDERLAND!”

  25. Shagen Says:

    Chuck: “Hey kid, I just fucked your mom in that tunnel.”

    The “Make a Wish Foundation” doesn’t always have a happy ending.

  26. yiiiiiip Says:

    After realizing their career in the ufc has come to an end, Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes created their own family protection service.

  27. SoFreshSoClean Says:

    Shortly after this picture was taken, little Tommy Cavendish, pictured in front, explained: “I was just sittin in this log ride havin a good ole time, when all of a sudden I remembered Randy Couture’s starring role in The Scorpion King 2: Birth of a Warrior. IT WAS HORRIFYING!”

  28. AC Slater Says:

    In other news, a local boy was terrorized by veteran UFC fighters Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell when quote: That little bastard said even HE’S never screamed TAP, TAP, TAP to end a match.

  29. -The OX King- Says:

    “UFC fanclub members get more then they bargained for”

    Dont forget to check out the Cage potato forums!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Tommystive Says:

    In a very rare twenty-year-old photo, from back to front: Chuck Liddell, unidentified woman, Matt Hughes, and a young Georges St-Pierre.

  31. reality Says:

    According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.

  32. NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:

    Definitely not Stockton approved.

  33. andyissocool Says:

    Shit i didnt see the toilet bowl coming this fast!! DAMN YOU THIAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  34. kwazimodo Says:

    If u could see that girl’s face, you’d know what makes Chuck so happy..

  35. Firecrap Says:

    Chuck also finds it funny that there are still people that fear Mat

  36. godzillad Says:

    Matt, his wife and his son all needed clarification when Chuck offered ”a ride on his wood”.

  37. Hattori Hanzo Says:

    Matt Hughes creates mini Ark to impress god.

  38. youngblood Says:

    ‘hey chuck, the boy begged, the woman pleaded, and I’ve kissed it…How far up Dana’s a$$ do we have to get this thing to get another title shot??’

  39. fightfan Says:

    I hope that an ACTUAL caption wins the “CAPTION” contest…..And not someone that photoshops something clever and changes faces, makes a sly little title, thought balloons, conversations, etc, etc.

    I just hope that a CAPTION is all that is needed to win the CAPTION contest

  40. kwazimodo Says:

    Hey, Matt! thats not cool to laugh on the poor boy because he stuffed his head into the banister..
    Great.. now he’s crying, you dick!

  41. Treebs Says:

    For it was only Chuck who knew the three other passengers would soon find out why he’s really called “The Iceman.”

  42. totaldb Says:

    Next week on Extreme Baptism…

  43. douchebaggery Says:

    I can’t believe you sad fucks are making an effort for that shitty ass movie*

    *disclaimer- I have not seen it but I have seen clips of it and that was enough for me

  44. bird-dog Says:

    i would love to give these captions contest a try but whats the point. these are freakin awesome…

    “To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!”

    “Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.”

    …by the way, the best captions NEVER win!!

  45. bird-dog Says:

    …and i think thats Kevin Nash behind Matt Hughes

  46. rjc Says:

    Matt, Chuck, after riding our ride 17 times we wanted you to know your not totally right about the name. The ride is called “washed up…TO SHORE”

  47. Bdizzle Says:

    Sitting on the shit train on the way out.

  48. Mike Goldberg Says:

    Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back smugly in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come…

    Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn, yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.

  49. Mike Goldberg Says:

    Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come…

    Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.

  50. BIG CHRIS Says:

    After seeing Evan Almighty Matt Hughes builds an ark in preperation for the flood, then he and Chuck Liddell both get partners to replenish the Earth with.

  51. country breakfast Says:

    Shorty up front, party in the back (tank-tops optional).

  52. jakey Says:

    matt “now son which character from pirates of the carribean do you think i am?”

  53. country breakfast Says:

    ***EDIT***

    Dana White Water Rafting Rules:

    1. Shorty up front
    2. Party in the back
    3. Tank-tops optional

  54. Tailgate Blog Says:

    Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell decide to take a woman and child along on their new ride, “Career Ender”.

  55. Mike Says:

    Women, Children and Has-beens first.
    WINNER.

  56. kwazimodo Says:

    Dana & Tito were on the boat ahead and crashed to the ground.. Chuck & Matt thought that was funny while the woman and the kid did the math

  57. Netterbog Says:

    I let Matt Hughes and Chuck Lidell sit behind me on the log ride and all I got was a spot on this stupid caption-contest.

  58. perkedel Says:

    You’re right Matt, it’s downhill from here on out!

  59. DonnyG Says:

    I would try and come up with a witty caption but I would not want to risk winning that God awful movie. Holy crap what a piece of sh1t. Easily the worst movie I’ve seen this year. What the hell:

    Season 9 of the ultimate Fighter “The Log ride”

  60. Magicmatt Says:

    “Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.”
    I lol’d

  61. Jeff Says:

    Point proven….Matt Hughes enjoys the wood more than women!!!!

  62. kimber Says:

    In case it helps anyone that is Matt’s sone which makes most of those comments creepy, and the girl with Chuck is Willa Ford.

  63. Jeffro Says:

    After seeing the different types of training being done by the H.I.T. Squad, Chuck Liddell decided to leave “The Pit” for a more intense training regimen.

  64. Toner Breath Says:

    Chuck and 3 whiny bitches

  65. Scott Says:

    Hughes to boy: “Hold on Jimmy, you’re in for one helluva log ride. ha ha haaaa”

  66. Bunk Says:

    KID: Look Matt this is the same face you made when you lost to GSP the 2nd time.
    CL: That’s not water on your back honey…

  67. Kevin Says:

    One young child immidately regrets his submission to the “Make a Wish” foundation.

  68. Brian Says:

    Apparently only UFC fighters find the poop chute ride amusing.

  69. D-Bag Dave Says:

    “That’s right, son, Chuck represents Noah in this story. Now where the fuck is Mark… there are supposed to be TWO of each kind in this ark.”

  70. MMANewbExpert Says:

    “My Career!!! WEEEEEE!!!!!”

  71. WT Says:

    Child: “The drop off from your careers is far steeper and more terrifying than this ride!!!”

  72. Boneman Says:

    DRILLBIT TAYLOR PART #2

    The Trailer-Park enforcers……

  73. TheFeniX Says:

    “Blind Date: UFC Edition”

  74. bgloyd Says:

    While Attending A benefit for terminal kids:

    matt: chuck i didnt know you were gonna be here

    chuck: *snort* yeah man, uh *snort* milfs man *snort* milfs of dyin kids are always the horniest

    matt: well i never…..

  75. JAZACKED Says:

    Matt laughing at the expense of others…the boy will have his revenge like the rest of the “kids” in the UFC

  76. Andrew Says:

    Feel the rythym, feel the ride, come on guys its UFC retirement time!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Rumbler Says:

    Matt once stole a shoe from Tim Sylvia and took his family and bff for a ride down a waterfall in it…True story.

  78. skippybob Says:

    “Hey Chuck, this ride reminds me of our careers!”

  79. Plain old Kevin Says:

    Where is Pedo Bear when you need him?!

  80. Boobs Says:

    By the time Chuck’s comment of This ride kicks ass! got up front, it had changed to I’m going to stick this log up your ass!

  81. Pale Says:

    “The perv behind me pissed his pants!!!”

  82. forrest44 Says:

    This is how Kim Coture’s jaw was REALLY broken….

  83. forrest44 Says:

    And if this wasn’t odd enough, referee Herb Dean (wearing arm-floaties) called and end to this contest from the kiddie pool….

  84. nick Says:

    go figure….matt hughes is touching the little boy and not the woman

  85. Novaco Says:

    “Down the drain, just like their careers”

  86. Roach Says:

    An up-close photo of Chuck Norris taking a dump.

  87. system F Says:

    Losers Anonymous: A place where losers can free there mind of fears.

    (A bubble over Chuck’s head “thinking”) Wow this is way cooler than eating rampages fist again!!

    (A bubble over Matt’s head “thinking”) This sure does beat seeing GSP in the cage again!!

  88. James Says:

    After this, Billy decided that this was going to be his last time dropping acid while watching the UFC.

  89. Novaco Says:

    “chuck and matt are all washed up and taking their fans with them”

  90. Duron201 Says:

    The police had all the evidence they needed when they saw Mr. Hughes shirt was wet before the drop…

  91. Novaco Says:

    “finally found 2 people chuck and matt could be on top off”

  92. Novaco Says:

    “exiting UFC, next stop, Affliction!”

  93. Novaco Says:

    “this mother and her son also lost their bet with Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker”

  94. Dave Says:

    “Apparently, country boys can survive…log rides.”

    “A fighter knows that good days are fleeting and that hard times will eventually come. Still, while some have the courage to ‘ride that shit out’…others take the metaphor a little to litteraly”

    “You don’t have to be ‘this tall’ to get on this ride”

    “In the case of the 10,000 BC caption contest, the cure was more painful than the disease.”

  95. kosterzoo Says:

    Excerpts From Hughes New Book Reveal He Has Taken His New Born Christianity ‘To The Next Level’ While Chuck Liddell Has Just Informed Willa Ford that they’re next going to go on the Mustache Ride

  96. Dave Says:

    “At first, the little boy was nervous about riding the giant log. -but he figured “Hey, I’ll try anything once”. Investigators would later discover otherwise.”

    “Pictured, from left to right; Chuck Liddell, Jane Doe, Matt Hughes, brother Bratt Hughes. Not Pictured; Dignity”

  97. sol Says:

    Matt Hughes smiles thinking: Damn kids, ill show them a real submission.
    Chuck Lidell smiles thinking: Damn bitches, ill show them a real submission.

  98. CAMELTOECLUTCH Says:

    MMA stars attend the new ride at Disneyland to celebrate the demise of the IFL. Chuck Liddell (rear) and Matt Hughes (2nd from front) are thrilled with the news and the ride, Chris Horodecki (front) was not pleased with either.

  99. LukeTheDuke Says:

    CAAAARRRREEEEEEERRRRRRRRRrrrrrr.

  100. Jimmy DOlemite Says:

    That’s one way to get to the bottom, others might say getting knocked out and losing by submission is another

  101. Blackie Says:

    Ahhh the effort fighters still go through to have a 3some!

  102. Blackie Says:

    Liddell and the Hendersons

  103. Hacksaw Says:

    The first person Matt Hughes has been able to scare since BJ Penn.

  104. Rob from inside Tito Ortiz's Massive Noggin Says:

    This isn’t so much a comment, but, god damn, it’s pictures like this that make me realize why I LOVE Matt Hughes still. He’s like a wholesome, family-man version of Evan Tanner. AKA not retarded, not sinking boats (maybe logs), not a degenerate gamble and alcoholic. But Tanner has the way better beard. You take Mark Hughes’ hair + Evan Tanner’s beard and you get a beautiful, Samson-like hottie that you can never, ever lose inside the square-circle.

  105. chunk Says:

    thats joe riggs in front hes now fighting 145. and yeah theyre at the ufc retiree picnic at 6 flags. and that movie does suck balls

  106. Twist Says:

    “Why am I in front? I haven’t loss multiple fights after a championship.”

    __

    “Is that Dana White down there.”

  107. teachbug Says:

    “HEY! I thought this was Flashmountain damnit!

  108. Bubba Says:

    Matt, “Oh man, I am going to duuuke on youuuu!”
    Chuck, “Oh noooo. You better not Duke on me”

  109. MKXii Says:

    A “good ole’ country boy” with a screaming little child in a log.

    Too easy, I pass.

  110. Eugene Says:

    I’m telling Sexual Harassment Panda on you!

  111. Muffin Says:

    MH: It’s ok kid, it will all be over in a minute…

  112. rollshop Says:

    As the prosecution submitted the above photo as evidence B, a reluctant Matt Hughes took the stand and through barely audible whimpers, proceeded “I’m not proud of anything okay, Jackson just told me that it looks less suspicious if you take other people out with you and…I thought I could get away with….I can’t do this…you know Thiago didn’t even make weight!”

    Hughes is scheduled for a sentencing hearing this Thursday at 9:00 AM.

    In other news, Chuck Liddell banged a chick at a local theme park, Liddell remarked “paternity tests are bullshit, I don’t even know that kid…”

    Weather and traffic are coming up next.

  113. Sam Says:

    Children of the Corn 11: Ultimate Logjammin

  114. SikSik6 Says:

    Thoughts from front to back:
    “Am I the only one that sees the satanic bunny-goat?”
    “Golly, this is way better than Bible Camp.”
    “Christ Chuck, I told you not to get it in my hair.”
    “Park’s closed. The moose up front shoulda told ya.”

  115. mg Says:

    Mir and Noguera pull out of TUF 8 due to money issues, so the UFC is forced to asked Chuck Liddell, and Matt Hughes to do at revamped version of TUF 5 the “comeback.” Since they got nice cars last time, and the UFC is struggling with money. They gave Matt and Chuck a hooker, and a day pass to 6 flags.

  116. Eugene Says:

    boy says “No more rear-naked-chokes Daddy please!”, while Chuck says “Get ‘im Matt!!”

    boy says “Everyone gets a reach-around but me! WAAAAA!”

  117. GSP for Prime Minister Says:

    FAKE and GAY

  118. Trevor Says:

    “looks like it’s someone’s first time riding the log….”

  119. Brothabag Says:

    UFC Pay-Per-View Receipts: $42,000,000. Fighter’s purse: Tickets for you and a guest to Knott’s Berry Farm.

  120. I'm confused Says:

    Apparently Tito’s head IS big enough for it’s own thrill ride!!

  121. ClownBaby Says:

    we get dropped one more time and then IT IS ALL OVER!!!!

  122. DumbOut! Says:

    Yes Chuck is THAT big!

  123. Ryan Says:

    Chuck thinks to himself “I’ll go Chris Banoit on you fuckers”

  124. Dan Says:

    Young boy gasps for air after Matt releases a rear-naked choke. Chuck roffles.

  125. matt Says:

    Just an FYI, the girl I believe is Willa Ford, Chucks girlfriend at the time. I think Matt hughes talked about the 2 of them, himself and his kid going to disneyland in his book.

  126. BIG CHRIS Says:

    Roach has this one in the bag…that was by far the funniest comment on this page….

  127. shutupandfight Says:

    a cross section view of Hong Man Choi’s dong and four of his sperms…ages ranging from 5 to 38…dude needs some ass…bad.

  128. Jake Says:

    Little Johnny wasn’t sure whose career he was riding… but he knew where it was headed.

  129. IllegalUpkick Says:

    Proof that more people should accept Liddell’s and Hughes’ offer to “drop a log” with them.

  130. KTFO Says:

    New Sitcom: Two fighters, a kid and a chick named “Fingercuffs”, coming this fall to Spike. Check local listings for times.

  131. KTFO Says:

    Kid: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
    Hughes: Tee hee!
    Chick: Goo!
    Chuck: I can’t wait to tell Dana I saw Tito working the log ride. Life is GOOD!

  132. SikSik6 Says:

    Matt just loved the newest addition to Six Flags: “The Career Metaphor.”

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