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'10,000 BC' Caption Contest: Logjammin'

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10,000 BC comes out today on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Warner Home Video is providing one lucky CagePotato reader with a disc in the format of their choice. All you have to do to get it is provide a brilliant caption to the above photo of Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell, some woman, and a terrified little boy enjoying a log ride. I haven't seen the movie yet, but judging from the box cover it involves a battle between a caveman and a two-ton sabertooth tiger, and that's good enough for me. Please submit your captions in the comments section by Friday morning at 8 a.m. ET; the winner will be announced shortly after. Good luck and God bless.

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Comments

"You're right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!"

Chuck has emerged from blackouts in some strange places, but this was by far the awesomest.

To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!

What wouldn't Jesus do?

When Matt Hughes asked Chuck Liddell into a "foursome" this isn't what he had in mind.

- Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell take their dates to the amusement park.

- When pundits said Hughes and Liddell were going downhill fast, I don't think this is what they meant.

- Matt and Chuck take advantage of the UFC's newest contract bonuses.

The father, the son and the Hooooooly Mooooooooooley!!!

When Matt Hughes invited the young boy to a "log ride", little did the boy know that the "log" had nothing to do with the thing that was ridden....

Chuck fights for the chicks. Sadly, Hughes fights for the kids.

MH: Come here fella, don't be scared...

CL: Come here blondie, don't be scared...

Chuck: "I'm so going to counter punch that splash"

Dana White's latest BIG announcement...

UFC... the ride.

Matt Hughes tells the Kid "It doesn't hurt as much if you don't struggle!"

"Chuck I told you this muscle shirt would pick us up some dates, too seet!!"

" Chuck gets girl, Matt gets peed on"

And the Winner of the Michael Jackson wanna be contest is... Matt Hughes!

"Church" Kids don't want to go, regardless of how Hughes gets there.

Im not crying because of the ride, it's that Big Gay Caveman touching me thats freaking me out!

Chuck + Girl = Cool
Matt + little Boy = Jail Time

"Matt you bastard, this isn't the type of logjammin I was talking about."

Jens kept telling Matt he didn't want to ride up front.

One child's heart broken, forced to hang out with Matt Hughes when all he wants to do is sit next To Chuck but Matt said that stupid, stripper,whore,is in the way.

Chuck and Matt smiled as they knew the logride was merely a metaphor for what was to come for their respective prey...

Matt Hughes: "DON'T WORRY LITTLE BOY, THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY 'RIDES' IN WONDERLAND!"

Chuck: "Hey kid, I just fucked your mom in that tunnel."

The "Make a Wish Foundation" doesn't always have a happy ending.

After realizing their career in the ufc has come to an end, Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes created their own family protection service.

Shortly after this picture was taken, little Tommy Cavendish, pictured in front, explained: "I was just sittin in this log ride havin a good ole time, when all of a sudden I remembered Randy Couture's starring role in The Scorpion King 2: Birth of a Warrior. IT WAS HORRIFYING!"

In other news, a local boy was terrorized by veteran UFC fighters Matt Hughes and Chuck Liddell when quote: That little bastard said even HE'S never screamed TAP, TAP, TAP to end a match.

"UFC fanclub members get more then they bargained for"

Dont forget to check out the Cage potato forums!!!!!!!!!!

In a very rare twenty-year-old photo, from back to front: Chuck Liddell, unidentified woman, Matt Hughes, and a young Georges St-Pierre.

According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.

Definitely not Stockton approved.

Shit i didnt see the toilet bowl coming this fast!! DAMN YOU THIAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

If u could see that girl's face, you'd know what makes Chuck so happy..

Chuck also finds it funny that there are still people that fear Mat

Matt, his wife and his son all needed clarification when Chuck offered ''a ride on his wood''.

Matt Hughes creates mini Ark to impress god.

'hey chuck, the boy begged, the woman pleaded, and I've kissed it...How far up Dana's a$$ do we have to get this thing to get another title shot??'

I hope that an ACTUAL caption wins the "CAPTION" contest.....And not someone that photoshops something clever and changes faces, makes a sly little title, thought balloons, conversations, etc, etc.

I just hope that a CAPTION is all that is needed to win the CAPTION contest

Hey, Matt! thats not cool to laugh on the poor boy because he stuffed his head into the banister..
Great.. now he's crying, you dick!

For it was only Chuck who knew the three other passengers would soon find out why he's really called "The Iceman."

Next week on Extreme Baptism…

I can't believe you sad fucks are making an effort for that shitty ass movie*

*disclaimer- I have not seen it but I have seen clips of it and that was enough for me

i would love to give these captions contest a try but whats the point. these are freakin awesome...

"To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!"

"Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front."

...by the way, the best captions NEVER win!!

...and i think thats Kevin Nash behind Matt Hughes

Matt, Chuck, after riding our ride 17 times we wanted you to know your not totally right about the name. The ride is called "washed up...TO SHORE"

Sitting on the shit train on the way out.

Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back smugly in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come...

Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn, yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.

Chuck knew that the big splash at the end only hit the first three seats, and lay back in anticipation of the wet t-shirt contest to come...

Meanwhile long gone were the days of Matt pounding his brother Mark behind the barn yet he still felt an unchristian comfort and pleasure in the screams of that small child.

After seeing Evan Almighty Matt Hughes builds an ark in preperation for the flood, then he and Chuck Liddell both get partners to replenish the Earth with.