'10,000 BC' Caption Contest: Results!
Well, pat yourselves on the back, people — who would have thought a simple, innocent picture of Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, and their dates enjoying a log ride could be turned into something funny? First, the most honorable mentions:
MMA-hole: “You’re right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!”
I'm confused: Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.
reality: According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.
totaldb: Next week on Extreme Baptism…
jakey: “now son, which character from pirates of the carribean do you think i am?”
Roach: An up-close photo of Chuck Norris taking a dump.
And now, the winnah...
Ouch! That hurts: To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!
So O!Th, please shoot your and address and preferred format (DVD or Blu-Ray) to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we'll get that 10,000 BC viddy right out to you. And now the favorite part of my week...tell us who should have won!
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- The Ox King- Says:
Me duh
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WTF Says:
Who the hell Judges this?? Helen Keller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raizor Says:
Robbery! Roach was by far the funniest.
Netterbog Says:
Aye. I thought I had a clever quip...but Roach's Chuck Norris call was the funniest.
Roach must feel like a giant saber-tooth tiger, having its wooly-mammoth meal stolen by a caveman with exquisetly manicured nails and brilliant-white teeth.
rusty Says:
roach was definitely the best
gpop Says:
Jakey was pretty good too
Plain old Kevin Says:
That would have been good if Chuck was a hasbeen. Gotta keep in mind that he won his last fight and he will win his next fight as well. Thank you come again.
douchebaggery Says:
they all suck...the competition sucked, the prize sucked and I suck as well. suck my ass ;)
Jeff Says:
The one about Chuck Norris taking a shit should have won.
"Chuck Norris's shits are so big you can ride them, but he only lets UFC champions ride them".
Plain old Kevin Says:
Hence your name and since you say that you suck... what are you doing tonight?
Anonymous Says:
I still think I should have put pedo bear and/or Chris Hansen in the pic. I would have won the "caption" contest if I did that. Then I could be watching the movie that made me LOL in the theater. Great comedy!
Doph Says:
Jakey got me the best.
Russell Says:
Its funny how the worst ones keep winning.
reality: According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.
So funny
Rumbler Says:
Anyone that still uses the words "Chuck Norris" to make a joke should be shot...90% of the people who posted took the easy and unfunny rout and made a Chuck Norris or has been reference...I would like the winner to have been a lil more creative.
p.s.
No, I did not think my own was the best.
teachbug Says:
Chuck Norris sucks monkey balls, hes a hasbeen nothing, and you liked that best? geez.
I guess you guys dont know about flashmountain...perhaps you should google it. at least MY caption was original, everybody and their dog was doing the same shit, and I went another FRESH way.....I guess fresh aint what you want.
at least the winner was funny...the lifeboat thing was damn good I admit......but stupid chuck norris? gimmee a damn break.
sol Says:
Reality's caption made me lol the most, that and Teachbug's response above this post.
GSP for Prime Minister Says:
holy cow - who CARES who won this won!!!
I dont mean to sound unappreciative of these awesome competitions that the cagepotato.com staff have been so graciously hosting, but the movie SUCKED...
9% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!! LOL
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10000_bc/
GSP for Prime Minister Says:
holy cow - who CARES who won this one!!!
I dont mean to sound unappreciative of these awesome competitions that the cagepotato.com staff have been so graciously hosting, but the movie SUCKED...
9% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!! LOL
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10000_bc/
Roscoe Says:
I'm backing the Roach Campaign, Roach's was definately the funniest...
Huerta will be champ Says:
nah this pic is photoshopped. In the original Hughes has the kid in a Rear Naked Choke
jakey Says:
thanks for the honourable mention dude and for not making me have to watch that shitty lookin movie!
walrus Says:
roach and totaldb easily has the best captions
send 'em some free shit
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