WAR QUINN!!!
Some of you will look at the above image and start doing joyous cartwheels around the room. Some of you will just see a poster for a local MMA card held at a county fair and say "I don't get it." And that's because you haven't been introduced to the prophetic glory of Dan Quinn.
For the unfamiliar, Quinn is a 4-4-1 professional fighter who's had the dual honors of being choked out by Frank Mir and going three rounds with Jason Lambert. As a linebacker at Notre Dame, he once picked Iron Head Heywood out of the air at fourth and inches; it was, in Quinn's estimation, the greatest stop in college football history. (Quinn was later kicked off the team amid allegations of sexual assault.) He once knocked out five men in one night at Juanita's in Encinitas, California. He's discovered the secret of weight loss and tumor-melting, via Stevia and cold fission. And oh yeah, he's preparing for his first fight since a January '05 TKO loss to Dan Molina, and will be facing Dave Huckaba, who has knocked out Bo Cantrell twice, once in 26 seconds and once in five seconds.
But those are just facts, and statistics, and they don't really tell the story of a man. To understand who Dan Quinn really is, you'll have to watch his shirtless mirror-rants on YouTube.
This is how Quinn first came to our attention — a passionate call-out of Kimbo Slice in what appears to be a public bathroom, where Quinn predicts that if he and Kimbo were to ever share a prison cell, Kimbo would be the bitch; he also vows to become the richest motherfucker on the planet thanks to discovering the fountain of youth, promises Kimbo financial freedom as soon as the money starts rolling in, and fantasizes about sex with reporters.
Here's Quinn revealing that he's actually the angel Maitreya, a prophet sent to use cold fission and Stevia to end slavery forever; he gives us a glimpse of his pure H20 process; makes the wild claim that the Bad Boy Club logo was based on him; reminisces about how he regularly used to put Scott Smith on queer street; and talks us through the aspartame/bird flu connection.
Possibly the most important Quinn video of all: Our hero tells us about the childhood trauma that made him what he is today, and details the events that led up to him being in front of a mirror, talking to the Internet. It's the Superhero origin story, so to speak. He also describes how Stevia melted 62 pounds and six tumors from his uncle's body, and calls out Dana White, vowing to beat him to death.
And here's his latest missive, posted yesterday, in which Quinn reveals that having women watch him fight gives him the power to finish any man with body shots, describes the matriarchal history of Earth, and sheds a little light on the assassination of Ernest Hemingway. (What, you thought it was a suicide? Please.)
You can watch the rest of Quinn's video work here. He truly is a "Poet Warrior," and we wish him the best against Huckaba on August 13th.
And Quinn, if you're reading this, don't be a stranger...holler and we'll do an interview.
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Black03Marauder Says:
What is stevia and what does it do besides cause insanity?
Scott Says:
See, ok, cagepotato, ok, you just dont get, ok, that he is the prophet. Okay, see Quinn, ok, he's going to end slavery with cold fission. Ok. And ok....ummm ok what was I sayin. Oh yea, and this 20 year old guy was the model for the bad ok boy ok logo.........
ok.
fightfan Says:
Help, please.......
1.) What the fuck is Stevia????
2.) Who the fuck is this dude and what is his problem???
javiG Says:
dude, this guy is not ok, he needs some serious mental help, this dude is schizophrenic.... i kinda want to watch him get his ass whooped though.
Rich S. Says:
wow, this dude is 4-4-1? that's like.. one of the worst records i've seen in a while.. yet, he's acting like he has an undefeated 50 fight career with all KO's or something..
i'd put my life savings on this guy getting Knocked the Hell Out on Aug. 13th..
tusker Says:
stevia is just a sweetener. it's like sugar, only some say it's healthier.
i've used it in the past, so maybe that's why i'm tumorless and invincible.
Graygray Says:
this guy is hilarious
Pontus Says:
Once he also scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.
Earl Says:
Something tells me that there are plenty of guys like this out there. They just don't have access to video/internet. I couldn't get past more than a minute in each vid. Okay?
Scottie G Says:
WAR DAN QUINN!!
This guy is a legend on sherdog, what I can't get over is how he is the MAIN EVENT. Is it just because of his internet "fame"? His youtube videos do have a ton of hits
Can't wait to see his videos in the next public bathroom after his beatdown in August
Jason H Says:
I consider myself an open-minded guy, so after watching what appeared to be delusional dribble, I thought I'd see where he was getting some of his rants from. A cursory search of Stevia & cold fission turned up a mind boggling amount of written rants on dozens of forums around the web...
http://www.google.com/search?q=stevia+cold+fission&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=...
Seriously, I pray that this guy gets some positive attention from someone and quits feeding this bizarre behavior to get noticed. Truly sad, especially that someone out there might meet this guy and think he represents the typical MMA fighter.
TH3SH3PH3RD Says:
sounds like a coke head rambling about what he USED to be.
DK Says:
# tusker Says:
June 27th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
stevia is just a sweetener. it’s like sugar, only some say it’s healthier.
i’ve used it in the past, so maybe that’s why i’m tumorless and invincible.
Do you also look as tight as Quin, talk to GOD and rant in front of the mirror?
If so, I'm so down with stevia
MMA Extreme Says:
I seriously hope Dan Quinn wins. The guy is batshit crazy, and potentially the most entertaining character in MMA history.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
DAN QUINN IS A GOLDEN GOD!
...'nuff said.
By the way, I stear clear of those artificial sweetners. They taste like ass and they gave me short term memory loss.
....plus, they made me shit my pants whenever the missus turned on the microwave.
But that's a dfferent rant...I'll share it with Quinn.....
CJ Says:
I wonder if he has any family to take care of him. He needs to be medicated.
Clozer Says:
What, you all didn't know Dan Quinn is a legend? HA HA HA! This guy is and has been crazy for quite some time! I think he drank too much of the soapy shit. He is one of the most white trash mofo's I have ever seen! I watched him start his car with the ol' screwdriver arc trip on the starter under his hood a few years back. Too bad his step Dad didn't back him up cause he would have had millions from Notre Dame. Hopefully YOUTUBE votes him JACKOFF of the year cause he sure won't be receiving that poet award anytime soon!
fightfan Says:
Cant believe I just wasted 40 minute of my life on that cuckoo. I remember guys like that back in high school....And 20 years later, most are dead, crack addicted, spent time in mental institutions, homeless and/or all the above.
What is wrong with him??? Soap and sugar gets rid of tumors and bird flu and holes in our head. Fission and H20 and soap and mental unstability??? This dude really, really needs some help.
Who knew that 2 pounds of sugar substitute and soap free water was the answer for the future of all mankind as we know it?
fightfan Says:
Sorry for the double.......
Has anyone tried to call this douchebag at the number he gives in the video??? I wonder if that is his real number?
Who Cares Says:
man i am going to have to come back and watch these high or something this dude is not of this world
Rumbler Says:
Has anyone called his phone? heres the # 916-475-7856.
I called, but no luck...It's going to be the best conversation ever!
Ronny Z Says:
What A Nut Case! Who wants to waste their time listening to guy who must have taken too many hits either in his college football playing or those MMA matches he had act like he's the 2nd coming of Christ? This guy couldn't make it in the UFC, let alone Elite XC. I'm shocked this guy isn't a comedian cause he's total joke!
Mj Says:
why does he have a blender on his dresser?? and why is he wearing mma gloves in his bedroom?? and where can i get some gaddamn stevia??!!
J.J. Says:
How can the sanctioning state agency let this guy fight? He cannot withstand additional brain trauma. Although I'd kind of like seeing this crazy, shit talking loon get his noggin thumped, he truly suffers from terrible mental illness, and allowing him to fight is really a bad idea.
pufonthis Says:
Has nobody noticed the water bong in video #3? He even blows a big smoke cloud right in the beginning.
ol'pappy Says:
dude, what the fuck
Water Bong Says:
Oh I noticed the water bong. WAR QUINN.
PotatoHead Says:
What the #!$@&?
Very disturbing. The twisted S.O.B. makes Travis Bickel (Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver") seem like Forrest Gump (not to be confused with "Griffin").
I hope Huckaba clubs him to death...like a baby seal. He needs to be taken out.
raff Says:
quinn vs. ken shamrock
Rumbler Says:
@ raff
Great post! You should be a promoter.
@ jason H
Thank you for taking the time to google and this link...
http://www.google.com/search?q=stevia+cold+fission&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=...
After clicking on this link click on the first link you see. Classic!
gvd Says:
lol it IS a bong. no wonder why he's talking so much shit, he's high as a kite.
Brad Says:
Why is it that every crazy person that has a uncle named Bob Johnson.
Brad Says:
(cont. ) has some miracle cure happen to them?
Bob Johnson Says:
He's telling the truth guys I was all down and out, now I'm chasing pussy.
THANKS Says:
This Quinn shit is OLD AS FUCK!!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SLOW WITH YOUR INFO IT IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!
pufonthis Says:
Because if you don't watch it the day he posts it, it's any less funny?
carpetMuncher Says:
KIMBO would fucking w0rk this guy....
shtzscrzy Says:
This dude is nothing but a 3 ring circus hes fighting at a fair for a reason ,he sucks , hes only getting 750 for his fight of which hes giving up what 90 percent to feed the homeless or whatever. He aint gonna have shit left. And Fighting this dude he is nothing but a can. How can you even be proud to beat down a dude whos already ill , like kicking a crazy old mans ass
farmer Says:
I know Quinn, you people will see come the 16th. Yes, he's loopy, but he HAS knocked out Scot Smith.
Tim Says:
It looks like he's all coked-out in this video. Sweaty, sniffling, loud, it all fits.
Rob Says:
ok
Cory Says:
What is sad is DAN QUINN will DESTROY Huckaba despite what all you HATERS think.. Also, Dan has NEVER taken ANY other drugs other than Marijuana which he has a medical liscence to have
his record is 4-4-1 BUT those fights were BEFORE Stevia,
so I say this.. To Dana White and Fight Fans across the nation.. That little 8 year old boy who Fred Reeva husband of Dorris Reeva tied to a tree like Jesus for 4 hours because his TRUE COLORS came out when he had too much to drink grew up to be a STUD at Notre Dame.. He stopped Iron Head Heayward at GROUND ZERO..
Than when they demoted him to the 4th team he took up Boxing.. and he won a few fights to feed the homeless and hungry, and on that poster he has with his hand raised the maker of the "Bad Boy Club" used his picture for the symbol..
Than he punched out 4 guys at Juanitas.. and one fucker from NY who thought he was a ladies man..
NOW MODERN DAY
He is the Angel Nytraia who has discovered Stevia+Water+Energy equals pure H20 or Split H20 and is Cold Fission..
He can also put on his resume that he made a woman who NEVER had an orgasm in her life have 100 orgasms in 2 hours with his "Violin" technique where he licks on the clitoris like a flute.. It doesnt work on all girls, but he is willing to find out who it DOES work on..
Im going to ride his coattails to richness because of his discovery and what he is willing to prove with his hands..
CityBoxingSanDiego Says:
(reads above post) Oh sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joeseph....
Cory Says:
(To above poster)
You can't handle the truth bro?
Wait until Maitreya wins the title than you will know who the fucking "Bad Boy" really is motherfucker!
Peace!~
Firehawk222 Says:
The Bad Boy logo, was in fact created in the image of Joey Carter, not Quinn. This can be confirmed by the original owners of the Life's a Beach corporation.
BAM MOTHERFUCKER Says:
Facts speak for them self. here are facts, true statements, no bull shit, TOE TO TOE!
1. Dan Quinn fought frank Mir.
2. Hucklebuck fought alot of bums at fairgrounds.
3. Dan Quinn played football at Notre Dame.
4. Huckleberry never graduated high school, let alone attended college.
5. Dan Quinn is a Golden Gloves CHAMPION!
6. Hoobastank is a unskilled romo.
7. Dan Quinn is dating a 9.5 hottie 20-something.
8. Huckabee is banging a Thai Tranny.
FACTS!!!!
BOOM! PEACE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Cory Says:
the "Bad Boy Club" image was made after Dan Quinn after he knocked out 5 motherfuckers at Juanita's in Encitas.
Ask "Boogaloo"!
Now go to youtube, wait.. keep your ears open and soon you will be given further instructions!
Boom
PEACE!
curious Says:
Hey BMF whered you get your facts from? Are you sure they are ALL true and can you back them up? Especially the comments about huckaba
Cory Says:
Know this
Dan Quinn stumbled upon the "sweet Cure" and rather than giving him the respect he deserves their is alot of haters out there.
Dan Quinn at 41 is in better shape than most men at 25. He will KO Huckaba if Huckaba will stand Toe To Toe with him on Aug.13th like a man (And like he said he would)
Look for their to be a new champion and his name is Dan Quinn..
If you don't like it you are probably just a fucking maggot anyways.
curious Says:
So just curious as to how many Quinn followers actually bought tickets to the fight he has been pulled from? And why do people still keep talking about it like its on .