CagePotato Chart #1: Comment Breakdown
This weekend, I decided to go through all 13,768 comments that CagePotato has received from readers since we launched seven-ish months ago, and classify them into a multi-colored pie-chart. (I also did some totally crazy, badass stuff this weekend. I swear.) The results are above. It's possible — though very unlikely — that I left out some significant categories, so if you notice any omissions, holler in the comments section.
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Comments
Me Says:
Nice Pie Chart You Rule
(Nut Hugging)
shitwhistle Says:
The "Actual positive feedback" color is too close to "BJJ looks like gay foreplay" color.
Either that or the pie sliver is so fuckin' small.....
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
I LOL'd!
MMA-hole Says:
Making the "Racial slurs (African American)" section brown? Super classy.
YAMMA LLAMA Says:
you forgot quotes pertaining to YAMMA, there has to be a good amount of those even now.
GOOD GOD!!! Says:
You need a girlfriend man. Or at least go out, it's summer get some fresh air or something.
Nolimitz1090 Says:
No pie piece for Tito and Jenna! I figured you would have more feedback on them than positive comments.
Rob Says:
[sarcasm] I'm sure your advertisers LOVE your site demographics. [/sarcasm]
Anonymous Says:
[sarcasm] You're COOL Rob [/sarcasm]
douchebaggery Says:
haha! that pie chart is one of the best things posted here lately, well done.
Rob Says:
Anonymous:
Thanks for proving my point.
David Says:
You stay classy, CagePotato
(I'd say if we have a decent movie/tv quote factor, you have to also)
Love it, though.
kablamo Says:
Where is the "References to Kalib Starnes running man" section on the chart?
Anonymous Says:
Rob: How was it?
Aaron from alaska Says:
Or how about the "I saw this on another site" like Break.com had a Pie chart looks just like this one
Kim Couture's wears the pants in my family too Says:
Top ten things sections left off of your stupid chart:
10. No section regarding homosexual slurs.
9. Perfectly legitimate, sexually-related hate commentary for Kim Couture.
8. Gary Shaw hate is left off of the list.
7. Section for such-and-such new fighter is overrated.
6. Complaints about fighter pay.
5. Nothing concerning Tito Ortiz.
4. Nothing concerning Jenna Jameson.
3. Comments from guys who are old, bald and/or Irish with too much time on their hands.
2. YAMMA/WAMMA comments from those too stupid to know the difference between the two.
1. Comments about the stupid top ten lists being the stupidest top ten list ever!
lobsman Says:
pretty accurate
tdub Says:
wow. i actually enjoy reading cp's site and appreciate the sport for what it is, sport. i had no idea that there were as many moronic, uneducated, racist, delusional, bigot, chauvinists also reading along. sad bunch really.
douchemcgee Says:
goldy u suck balls.
Rumbler Says:
You left out...People that fill in the "website" field so there user name is blue and sticks out.
BTW...I love your site. Happy?
Rumbler Says:
@ tdub
Youe iz a dumb black women isn't you? I bet you a cheap azz jew. You needs to get down wif cold fission and be buff like me.
Canuck Says:
there needs to be a hole section of calling people douches ... every pie chart needs a douche section
perkedel Says:
How about fixing your RSS feed you dumb f*ck!
perkedel Says:
How about a section for 'Affliction shirt wearer is a douche/g@y/etc'?
shitwhistle Says:
@ Kim Couture's wears the pants in my family too
Guilty as charged.
Although, it looks like you've got some time on your hands, as well. At least as much time as it took you to come up with that lame list. Touche' bitch.
BIG CHRIS Says:
You should have some sort of top comments list....The best comments of the of the year or something....I am sure though the way you guys judge stuff it would suck but hey it is worth a shot....
teachbug Says:
I train in MPCA,{mixed pie chart arts} and I can kick the shit outta your pie-chart, I bet you wouldnt Pie-chart that shit to my face....I can lift 500 pie-charts , I personally know you stole that pie-chart from me. I think you suck all balls, and I think your a bum for even trying to do a piechart.
Tito Ortiz does better charts than you, hell Kim Coutures cunt does better FLOW charts....wait thats not the same.
last but not least, I think your huggin my nut for pie-chart-fu, get off me!
Esther Says:
To be fair, I didn't call you an asshole for not crediting my photography. I thought I was rather gentle in my request.
BTW, this was very funny and nicely done!
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
@ Kim Couture's wears the pants in my family too :
WOO HOO! I made it on a list!
But you best stop now. this shit will go to my head reeeeeal quick.
If I spent as much time in the dojo as I do fucking around on the net, I'd probably have my black belt by now.....
Ditto on the Gary, Tito and Jenna comments. How did we miss that?
Wiltzor Says:
Benny, good pie chart. LOVE pie.
But what we really need is a wicked good top 10 list. I'll even settle for a top 8.
RANK SOMETHING GOLDSTEIN!
rollshop Says:
his best friend is a talking pie....
Wyatt Says:
That chart brought up a moral dilemma. I'm not sure what I feel worse about, commenting or being an MMA fan at this point.
Also, I have not been involved with any kind of nuthuggery.
Ace Says:
Hahaha!
You guys rock, keep it comming potatoheads
Erick Says:
Dana White Sucks! I hope that helps.
Patrick Says:
All this and still not one metion of love or hate for Gina Carano?
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ClownBaby Says:
^ Forgotten Category: incomprehensible gibberish
flow1800 Says:
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ADECESKIMMAGE Says:
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jonn2 Says:
comment6,
jonn3 Says:
comment5,
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comment4,
jonn1 Says:
comment3,
jonn2 Says:
comment4,
jonn3 Says:
comment6,
jonn3 Says:
comment4,
jonn2 Says:
comment5,
jonn3 Says:
comment3,
jonn2 Says:
comment1,
jonn3 Says:
comment4,
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