CagePotato Chart #1: Comment Breakdown
This weekend, I decided to go through all 13,768 comments that CagePotato has received from readers since we launched seven-ish months ago, and classify them into a multi-colored pie-chart. (I also did some totally crazy, badass stuff this weekend. I swear.) The results are above. It’s possible — though very unlikely — that I left out some significant categories, so if you notice any omissions, holler in the comments section.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Nice Pie Chart You Rule
(Nut Hugging)
June 30th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
The “Actual positive feedback” color is too close to “BJJ looks like gay foreplay” color.
Either that or the pie sliver is so fuckin’ small…..
June 30th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I LOL’d!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Making the “Racial slurs (African American)” section brown? Super classy.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
you forgot quotes pertaining to YAMMA, there has to be a good amount of those even now.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You need a girlfriend man. Or at least go out, it’s summer get some fresh air or something.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
No pie piece for Tito and Jenna! I figured you would have more feedback on them than positive comments.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
[sarcasm] I’m sure your advertisers LOVE your site demographics. [/sarcasm]
June 30th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
[sarcasm] You’re COOL Rob [/sarcasm]
June 30th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
haha! that pie chart is one of the best things posted here lately, well done.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Anonymous:
Thanks for proving my point.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
You stay classy, CagePotato
(I’d say if we have a decent movie/tv quote factor, you have to also)
Love it, though.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Where is the “References to Kalib Starnes running man” section on the chart?
June 30th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Rob: How was it?
June 30th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Or how about the “I saw this on another site” like Break.com had a Pie chart looks just like this one
June 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Top ten things sections left off of your stupid chart:
10. No section regarding homosexual slurs.
9. Perfectly legitimate, sexually-related hate commentary for Kim Couture.
8. Gary Shaw hate is left off of the list.
7. Section for such-and-such new fighter is overrated.
6. Complaints about fighter pay.
5. Nothing concerning Tito Ortiz.
4. Nothing concerning Jenna Jameson.
3. Comments from guys who are old, bald and/or Irish with too much time on their hands.
2. YAMMA/WAMMA comments from those too stupid to know the difference between the two.
1. Comments about the stupid top ten lists being the stupidest top ten list ever!
June 30th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
pretty accurate
June 30th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
wow. i actually enjoy reading cp’s site and appreciate the sport for what it is, sport. i had no idea that there were as many moronic, uneducated, racist, delusional, bigot, chauvinists also reading along. sad bunch really.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
goldy u suck balls.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
You left out…People that fill in the “website” field so there user name is blue and sticks out.
BTW…I love your site. Happy?
June 30th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
@ tdub
Youe iz a dumb black women isn’t you? I bet you a cheap azz jew. You needs to get down wif cold fission and be buff like me.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
there needs to be a hole section of calling people douches … every pie chart needs a douche section
June 30th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
How about fixing your RSS feed you dumb f*ck!
June 30th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
How about a section for ‘Affliction shirt wearer is a douche/g@y/etc’?
June 30th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
@ Kim Couture’s wears the pants in my family too
Guilty as charged.
Although, it looks like you’ve got some time on your hands, as well. At least as much time as it took you to come up with that lame list. Touche’ bitch.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
You should have some sort of top comments list….The best comments of the of the year or something….I am sure though the way you guys judge stuff it would suck but hey it is worth a shot….
June 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I train in MPCA,{mixed pie chart arts} and I can kick the shit outta your pie-chart, I bet you wouldnt Pie-chart that shit to my face….I can lift 500 pie-charts , I personally know you stole that pie-chart from me. I think you suck all balls, and I think your a bum for even trying to do a piechart.
Tito Ortiz does better charts than you, hell Kim Coutures cunt does better FLOW charts….wait thats not the same.
last but not least, I think your huggin my nut for pie-chart-fu, get off me!
June 30th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
To be fair, I didn’t call you an asshole for not crediting my photography. I thought I was rather gentle in my request.
BTW, this was very funny and nicely done!
June 30th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
@ Kim Couture’s wears the pants in my family too :
WOO HOO! I made it on a list!
But you best stop now. this shit will go to my head reeeeeal quick.
If I spent as much time in the dojo as I do fucking around on the net, I’d probably have my black belt by now…..
Ditto on the Gary, Tito and Jenna comments. How did we miss that?
June 30th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Benny, good pie chart. LOVE pie.
But what we really need is a wicked good top 10 list. I’ll even settle for a top 8.
RANK SOMETHING GOLDSTEIN!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
his best friend is a talking pie….
June 30th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
That chart brought up a moral dilemma. I’m not sure what I feel worse about, commenting or being an MMA fan at this point.
Also, I have not been involved with any kind of nuthuggery.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Hahaha!
You guys rock, keep it comming potatoheads
July 1st, 2008 at 4:57 am
Dana White Sucks! I hope that helps.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:50 am
All this and still not one metion of love or hate for Gina Carano?
July 8th, 2008 at 11:50 am
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July 11th, 2008 at 11:32 am
^ Forgotten Category: incomprehensible gibberish
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