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PWWWWWWWWWNED!!!!!!!!

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Ariel Helwani: I gotta ask you this final question, though, because there was a lot of talk online, I’m sure you know about it, Tim Sylvia and your former ex-girlfriend, what was up with all that stuff?
Andrei Arlovski: You know what, I’m not interested, and it’s his business, and if he did something with her, I just want to ask him, eh, Tim, how’s taste my pee-pee-pee, okay?

No formal statement from Tim yet on the pee-pee-pee situation, though we imagine his reaction was something like this.

(Props: “xakx” on the UG)


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23 COMMENTS to “PWWWWWWWWWNED!!!!!!!!”

  1. Kimbo's Lice Says:

    Holy fucking shit. “How’sssss taste my pee-pee-pee” is my new ringtone.

  2. BoomGoestheDynamite Says:

    Damn son.
    He just dropped some truth on you.
    How is taste my peepeepee, indeed.
    Arlovski should sample that and play it in his theme song.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    I am thinking that his pee-pee taste is worth it

  4. joe shmoe Says:

    stupid fucking MMa Rated vids Never work

  5. MMA Extreme Says:

    fucking EPIC.

    bumps Arlovski up to one of my favorite fighters now. (not the taste of his peepeepee, but the fact he said it)

  6. godzillad Says:

    In three fights, AA KOed Tim twice and broke his ankle.

    So combine that with the sloppy seconds remark, Arlovski > Sylvia all day.

  7. kablamo Says:

    I doubt Sylvia’s abusive mother prepared him for that wicked burn from the foreign guy.

    “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” Stupid CagePotato can’t handle but one comment on the whole site at a time.

  8. tallsforeverybody Says:

    DA!

  9. Tim Sylvia Says:

    UH oh! I think Andrei is mad at me me. He seems jelous of me. maybe he should ask her how come my pee pee so much bigger then his.

    that being said i hope i never have to fight him again

  10. Plain old Kevin Says:

    @godzillad

    I really like AA and hate Tim, but AA only beat Tim once and lost the two other matches. I hope they never fight again unless I can be sure that Tim will die during the fight. Way too boring otherwise.

  11. Rumbler Says:

    @ godzillad

    “AA KOed Tim twice”

    Wrong. Go back to watching golf.

    Was he trying to say she liked Golden showers? I wouldn’t be surprised…She f*ck’s Big Tim for crying out loud, so you know the broad has some issues.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    I was half expecting a “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!”

  13. Aryan Says:

    lmao..fcukin awesome

  14. godzillad Says:

    “Wrong. Go back to watching golf.”

    What the hell does that even mean? You can’t honestly watch their first two fights and tell me Tim Sylvia wasn’t near death both times.

    “…AA only beat Tim once and lost the two other matches.”

    I never said AA beat Tim twice.

  15. the mocker Says:

    rampages expression was hilarious.did u mean that one or the one with poopy pants?

  16. Andre Says:

    Have that cum dumpster. She likes it in all orfices, including the ear.

  17. Lenny Ramone Says:

    classic… no, word from MFS camp on the status of AA’s PP tasting!!!!

  18. Ron Says:

    That interviewer is a total idiot.

    He makes EVERY fighter mad at him in ever F ing interivew.

    He think he’s asking all the ‘tough’ questions, but everyone is going to start to hate him.

  19. Josh Aint Thug Says:

    Borat couldnt of said that any better

  20. Luge Says:

    Asking Andrei Arlovski pointed personal questions can be hazardous to your health. It’s a good thing he’s a professional because these personal questions gain people nothing.

    It was a shame, the interviewer was doing GREAT and it wasn’t one of those boner-riffic ass-kissing UFC octagon interviews that Jogan does.

  21. Jogan Says:

    I hate it when people dis my interview skillz !
    Between me and Joe ROGAN, I think we iz da shiznit!

  22. Bootylam! Says:

    Now Sylvias tasted Arlovski and Fedors PPP! Best quote ever! Hey timmy how my ass taste?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    maaaaaaaaaaaan this is some funny shit

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