Roger Huerta Wants the World, Chico, and Everything In It

("Where's the money, bitch? I want my money!")

We've already gone over how Roger Huerta feels underloved and underpaid. But we haven't gotten any sense of what El Matador thinks he's actually worth — until now. From WrestlingObserver.com via MMA Mania:

Huerta, who has one fight left on his contact after the Florian fight, is far apart with UFC on terms for a renewal. Huerta, who has gotten a new agent, was asking for six-figures guaranteed per fight as well as points on the PPV, in negotiations that haven’t gone well for some time. That’s a better deal then [BJ] Penn, so he wasn’t going to get it. The UFC position is that they groomed Huerta and pushed him hard and were careful of his opponents, with the exception of Clay Guida…

OMFG. Six figures is a ballsy request for someone who's four days away from being sent back to the middle of the UFC's lightweight ladder. (Remember, he's currently making $19,000 to show and $19,000 to win.) But asking for points on the pay-per-view take is straight-up delusional. All of a sudden, beating Clay Guida puts you into the Chuck/Tito/Randy level of compensation?

Not only does Huerta seem to have an over-inflated sense of his value — which is troubling enough as it is — but his demands could easily sink his chances of fighting for the lightweight championship. It's the UFC's policy to not allow title shots to fighters unless they sign contract extensions, and if the two sides can't meet in the middle, he'll be given the Arlovski treatment — a long, involuntary hiatus, a meaningless final match on an undercard, and a "goodbye" without the common courtesy of a "good luck." So if he manages to get past Florian at "Seek and Destroy," he'll need to make nice if he wants a crack at the belt.

Or, he could just wait it out and join up with Affliction, where they literally sneeze at $100,000 base salaries. $100,000 is what they spent on shrimp cocktail for Tim Sylvia's dressing room at "Banned." And goddamn if he didn't eat all of it.