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August 8th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Chili’s Buffalo Chicken Kickers: So good they’ll cause “delirium”!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:26 am
This is what happens when you don’t put Rampage’s dressing on the side.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:31 am
and they kept screaming “he’s fat not pregnant”
August 8th, 2008 at 7:32 am
…as part of the plea-bargain, Rampage was sentenced to 50 hours of community service, which he has opted to serve taking out white trash in local establishments.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:36 am
“The day after Rampage vs. Griffin 2″
August 8th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Rampage’s new job: Delivering janitors to Randy Couture to be beaten.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Ever the ladies man, Rampage pauses mid-beating to mug for the camera.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Rampage uses a local pub patron to illustrate exactly how big Forrest Griffin’s ears are.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Larry The Cable Guy when he gets angry
August 8th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Umm, so the pose is real similar and all, but still, I don’t think that was quite how Jesus did it…
August 8th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Rampage’s delirium has degenerated into attacking C-list, overweight comedians.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:50 am
We all have our cross to bear.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Couture & Jackson Chiropracting
August 8th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Rampage’s new workout headed by his new trainer(Chuck Liddel’s Lil’ Brother) in the background. (fatmiddle-agedwhiteguy not sold in stores.)
August 8th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Rampage’s planned parenthood…getting creative with your abortion.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:59 am
“Hey ‘Page? I think my balls are touching the back you your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
August 8th, 2008 at 8:01 am
“HOLY, look at those cauliflour ears!…..mmmmmm Cauliflour..”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:02 am
“Hey ‘Page? I think my balls are touching the back of your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
August 8th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Filling in for Bob Sapp, special guest Rampage Jackson getting in on the fun during Randy Couture’s 2nd Annual ‘Rape The Rapists’ Charity Event
August 8th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Even after losing your belt everyone at Chili’s is gonna know you still have some fight left in you!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Q: Can God make a man so fat that he can’t pick him up?
A: Obviously not.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:12 am
After putting back a few red bulls, Rampage decided the next logical step in his life was to go on a murderous no pun intended as a post officer.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:13 am
“I never believed in God. Then one day I was watching ‘King of Queens’ and he just walked onto the television screen, put one of the characters in the Torture Rack, and shattered the fourth wall by making direct eye contact with me.”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:15 am
And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:16 am
NOT PICTURED: Dana White, insisting to everybody that this is perfectly normal behavior and that Rampage is NOT crazy.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Randy, you crazy son of a bitch.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Rampage says…”THIS is what brown can do for you!”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:22 am
and I thought the cross was heavy
August 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Quinton stops to ask Randy how many fights he has left on his contract after this next one.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:25 am
20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby.
(By the way, I’m not “posting comments too quickly” you fuckers!)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:26 am
A physical representation of the weight of all Rampage’s problems being lifted off of his shoulders.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I thought if the F-5 can work for Brock Lesnar, maybe WWE can help me out
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 am
It ain’t an unborn baby, but it’ll do
August 8th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Man, why did I sign up for this crap!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Rampage’s first meal after his 4 day fast…..
August 8th, 2008 at 8:39 am
“Hey Randy, tenderize this honkey while I go get me more Red Bull!”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Fired?!? Because I can’t deliver on time?!? So what if I can’t read a watch, I’m on Rampage delusional time!
(I didn’t know how to make this one work, it didn’t come out right. I wouldn’t mind at all if somebody stole this idea and made it sound better.)
August 8th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Rampage knew he was carrying dead weight his entire career, but this was getting ridiculous.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Ace “Rampage” Ventura, “Is that your gun digging into my head?”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:45 am
How sad. Rampage has gone from having his way with 80 pound Japanese girls to 200 pound comedians. Oh well, he doesn’t seem to mind.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
While Rampage carries her away Randy beats the waitstaff senseless for giving Kim Couture that fourth rack of Baby Back Ribs.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
No Honkey, I am the King of Kings!!
But After a week at Irvine Psychiatric he realized the name of the show was actually King of Queens….
August 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Man I am constipated, perhaps if I put a 300 pound man on my back it will help me take a dump…uuggghhhh…nope still nothing…hey crazy man in the background stop looking at my ass like its candy or your next
August 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Rampage goes totally psychotic and starts quoting from “Footsteps in the Sand”.
http://tinyurl.com/Footsteps-Sand
August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
When will I get this monkey off my back??!!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes, gotta get me some bitches and hoes.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
After hearing the terrible news about the miscarriage, Rampage began performing missionary work by trying to save all unborn babies. Unfortunately, he has as much trouble distinguishing male from female as he does big hand from little hand.
Also…
“I really miss him, he was like a son to me,” Juanito Ibarra remarked. “He used to carry me around like that. Those were some good times…..”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Hey Randy, hows my new scarf look? It’s made out of white people.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:05 am
After one to many redbulls rampage decided he was no longer a god but instead a taxi.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Don’t you know I’m god, white boy!
August 8th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Jesus on the cross, carrying the weight of the world. And by jesus i mean a looney tune and weight I mean Kevin James’ fat ass.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:16 am
“Randy, don’t look now, but I think the guy behind us is that crazy fucker ‘T-Bag’ from Prison Break and he keeps staring at my ass!!!”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Look what I can do! (Stewart from mad tv)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Next time the parcel carriers were careful to deliver Extreme Couture’s HGH shipment on time.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Rampage dumps Juanito for the new Chili’s training camp
August 8th, 2008 at 9:26 am
It seems Rampage was in fact the last person to receive the memo of Xtreme Couture relocating
August 8th, 2008 at 9:28 am
“After failing to put in his contact lenses, Rampage decides to take who his perceived son on a little ride”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:29 am
man i want those gloves.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
“Hey Rampage! Listen, the new training equipment hasn’t come in yet, so for now, you can squat this guy over here and if you need anything, I’ll be over there doing preacher curls.”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
gah i messed that up…
“After failing to put in his contact lenses, Rampage decides to take his perceived son on a little ride”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:31 am
After his twelfth Awesome Blossom, Rampage has trouble distinguishing between his steel chain necklace and the waitstaff.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
“Hold him down, Randy. I’m puttin’ this one in sideways!”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Heyyy my bad about that whole fetus thing, this little guy here should make us even.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I ain’t a chump, homey. I ain’t throwing this dude at no pregnant bitches, ya feel me?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:44 am
“and God, why in my time of troubles were there only one set of footprints in the Chili’s”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Its Couture and Rampage puting the beatdown on the ppl of kings of queens lol
August 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back…
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Rampage, are you sure this is the best way to check your prostate?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Gary Valentine….The other, other white meat…..
August 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
“Why mis-carriage, when you can direct-carriage?”
August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
JC PENNY - Buy the first ugly janitors outfit at regular price, and get a travel janitor for FREE!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
“and stop coming to every UFC event Kevin James ya don’t know me…(to Randy)…he’s startin to drive Rampage a lil crazy”
August 8th, 2008 at 10:31 am
“Wow Rampage, thats a tight..” Rampage “yea I know”.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
After the split with trainer Juanito Ibarra. Quinton decided to take a new faster, more aggresive aproach at training. He called it body building
August 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Rampages thoughts: This is what happens when Bob Sapp isn’t available for these terrible acting jobs.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Modern technology ever advancing, psychologists were actually able to capture a single, disturbing snapshot of Rampage’s thought process shortly BEFORE he was arrested in Orange County.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Rampage is doing his best Dino Bravo impersonation
August 8th, 2008 at 10:46 am
This was an episode of King of Queens
August 8th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Apparently the balding man in the back was the only one to notice that the pregnant man had just miscarried all over rampage’s back.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
What do you mean we are out of energy drinks!!!!!!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Sure Rampage can lift this guy, but what about Jeff Sherwood?
August 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Rampage found the perfect hood ornament for his truck
August 8th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Somehow Crazy Rampage has mistaken the delivery guy for a cross
August 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Instead of getting kicked in the @ss and called a f@ggot, this is what happens when Rampage catches you looking at “The Brain”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Hey your not kevin your his talentless brother gary. Only kevin gets to hang with Michael clark duncan you have got to go.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Hey Randy, I like the white meat!
August 8th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Rampage “Too much energy drink make Rampage something something…”
Couture “Go Crazy???”
Rampage “Don’t mind if I dooooooooooo!”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:40 am
“Nothing about this is psychological. Seriously…”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:55 am
“Dancing with the Stars” has taken a wierd turn these days…
August 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am
“Pictured: A scene from the new hit comedy ‘I now pronounce you ‘Page and Larry.’
Rampage (as himself), smooth-talking ladies man, in order to qualify for auto insurance after his recent scandal, decides to circumvent his insurance denial by entering into a civil union with Larry (played by Kevin James).
With special guest appearance by Randy Couture helping Rampage to fight off would-be contenders for Larry’s love.”
NOTE: I’m aware that’s not Kevin James, but damn if that guy isn’t a dead ringer for him.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
The UFC Day Spa wasn’t exactly all Gary Valentine had hoped it would be.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
How much do you wanna bet I can eat this whole PIG?!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
“Jeepers creepers Batman. It’s not The Joker, it’s StrongBad!”
August 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Randy Couture couldn’t keep from laughing when Rampage said “I’ll take the fat friend.”
August 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Randy wants Fedor, Rampage wants a rematch….The other guys just wished they didn’t take their anger out on them.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
His first day in prison, Rampage wastes no time selecting his bitch.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Randy: “I’ll have an order of Helpless UPS Delivery Guy. Well done, please.”
Rampage: “Same thing but make mine rare. And I’ll take that to-go.”
August 8th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
In this deleted scene from The Scorpion King 2, we see Sargon and his eunuch battling the leaders of the Chilean empire.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
If he keeps losing contacts maybe Rampage should look into Laser eye surgery.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Rampage training to become a pro wrestler with his new finishing maneuver, the death valley driver.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Rampage and Couture’s cleaning services!
We clean till it sparkles bitches!!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Popped Collars are the number one threat to America. Remember friends don’t let friends pop collars.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Rampage: “It’s Chili’s To-Go!”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
this is how bob sapp and randy couture got sent to prison with big stan.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
what would’ve happened if they didn’t threaten rampage with guns after his hit and run first.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
rampage: you got your bitch?
randy: im working on it….only rapist right?
August 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Sadly, after recent events, Rampage Jackson was forced to “create” a position with IPS
August 8th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
“Hey Randy, I told you I was like Jesus….this fat guy will be my cross to bear”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
“Good lord your strong! Hey, Does Randy Couture have a lower back tatoo? What does “Sugarfree’s Bitch” mean?”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
After a failed career as a taxi driver Rampage decided to cut out the middleman. He became a taxi.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Black Man’s Burden
“We’ve been carryin’ your asses for fo-hundred years.”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
CMON KJ…Let me walk you though the pearly gates…..YOU KNOW I’M GOD…..RIGHT?
August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Randy and Rampage moonighting as chiropractors at the local Chilis.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
***Edit*** moonlighting
August 8th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
“Bitches.”
August 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
The Casting call for “Superbad 2… Grown up and Crazy” didn’t go quite like they had planned….
August 8th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
That isn’t me in that photo you bunch of retards….Just wanted to point that out…..
August 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Even when he was younger… in cheesy, staged for tv bar fights… Chuck Liddell sat back in the corner and waited for a counter punch.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
“I’m sooo fly”
August 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Here, Quinton demonstrates “The Ultimate Balltap”, which is all the rage amongst over sized high school bullies. The shit eating grin is crucial technique.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Before I give you the patented Rampage-Slam, are you sure you’re not that pregnant guy from Oprah?
August 8th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen after 5 rounds and 25 minutes of great Chili’s action, we go to the judges scorecards for a decision.
Adalaide Byrd scores the contest: 48-46
Nelson Hamilton has it: 48-46
And, Roy Silbert has it: 49-46
Declaring the winner by unanimous decision, aaaaaaand Neeeewwww Chili’s Undisputed World Light Heavy Weight Champion: Forrest “the delivery guy” Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimus!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
“Who ordered the white guy?”
August 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
“Hurry up and take the picture, this guy is getting a chubby!”
August 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
if tim sylvia can dance to the “phantom of the opera,” then get $800k from affliction, i should get a cool million for this twirl.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
cecil peoples scores the bout: 52-42 rampage
August 8th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
This is me btw. I submitted a few so on the off-chance I get one selected I put my email in this time. I forgot to all previous times…duh…
August 8th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
“The King of Delirium”
August 8th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
This is going to be worse than that night in Jail.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
“The power of Christ compels you to carry me home”
August 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
this is what really happens when you try and “dine with a perfectly sane rampage jackson.”
August 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
The psych ward’s rendition of The Outsiders. Catch it before Randy tries to renegotiate his contract.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I hate having to do Kevin’s stunt work…..I am the one who fell off that ladder in Chuck and Larry, I was the one who had to Kiss Will Smith in Hitch, and now here I am in this photo, I was the one who had to be twirled around and prison raped by Rampage and Couture, cause they don’t want to mess up Kevin’s cute face, Then Kevin says in interveiws that he does all his own stunts…yeah right budy!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
rampage: can you make me some fajitas out of THIS>?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Just a perfectly sane guy getting in a perfectly sane bar brawl.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
See I told you I’m not crazy! Would a crazy person wear such a kick ass green hat?!?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
This is what your baby was going to look like Lady, so really I did you a favor.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Affliction: Day of Reckoning/ Main Event - Rampage v. The Natural v. Big Kuntry
August 8th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Kimbo got the CMA’s and I still gotta do promo for Spike?!?
August 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
After losing his UFC contract, Quinton Jackson became a male model, here he is with Black Steel
August 8th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Nigroooo Tosssss! , later that day it was revealed that the pregnent transexual Rampage threw had a miscarriage. Oops.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
did anyone notice the look on the “young” Cro Cop’s Face??? Looks like he was the one fasting…. That shit is just fucking priceless!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
“I just spent the last six weeks dragging around this fatass now you tell me Jason Lambert is dropping to 185…thanks Juanito…you’re fired.”
August 8th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
They later explained to a disappointed Rampage, that he was just fat, and in fact, not pregnant.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Another workout “and one and two and three annnd ffloor!…”
August 8th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
“look what I found in the garbage….a perfectly good white man. Are we just throwing these things away?”
August 8th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
In other news: Court was rocked today when Rampage Jackson’s attorney submits exhibit “A” as Jackson walks in carrying the miscarried baby he exclaims, “No wonder you had a miscarriage, you should have given birth 38 years ago!”
August 9th, 2008 at 2:08 am
“I bet you my next fight don’t go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!”
August 9th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Randy was thinking Chili’s. Rampage was thinking he created the universe in seven days.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:12 am
As God, Rampage’s first order of business was to cast Adam from the Garden of Eden.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:17 am
During the most trying periods of your life, when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, I was carrying you. And Randy was crippling your friend.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:21 am
A new employee of Chotchkie’s, Rampage completely misunderstood the restaurant’s flair policy.
August 9th, 2008 at 3:25 am
After legal problems ended his UFC career, Rampage was forced to take the job of disposing of the people whom Randy killed for asking, “Don’t you think that you’re too old to fight Fedor?”
August 9th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Randy Couture convinces a down-on-his luck “Rampage” Jackson to try acting in straight-to-DVD productions, and filming begins on “Lethal Weapon 5: This Time It’s Different Because the White Guy’s the Old One and the Black Guy’s the Crazy One.”
August 9th, 2008 at 3:37 am
“Macho Man” Randy Couture and “Rampage” Monsoon find that they make an effective tag team, winning their first match by simultaneously hitting their opponents with their respective finishing moves: the flying elbow and the airplane spin.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:28 am
those gloves look shit
August 9th, 2008 at 7:16 am
dubz wins imho
August 9th, 2008 at 7:23 am
What happens when Rampage escapes the “watchful” eye of Dana White.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:28 am
in the end chuck could only watch in horror as rampage took yet another trophy from him
August 9th, 2008 at 7:35 am
From the beginning of time, righteous men have bravely imbed christianity to the heads (and other bodyparts) of infidels.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:39 am
“I´m not a crook”
August 9th, 2008 at 8:04 am
okay…. you can have the booth
August 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
In an energy-drink induced rage, Randy Couture then bumps into Rampage, causing him to mis-carry his illegitimate son. Said Rampage after the incident, “If it could happen to God, it could happen to anyone…”
August 9th, 2008 at 10:28 am
no rematch with forrest. “rampage go smash now!”
August 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Rampage: “100, 101,102,103, pfeww! your up Randy, i just beat my squating record!”
Randy:” 1 sec, im still working these kinks out on this guy”
August 9th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Lost contact to blame for Rampage’s restaurant hit and run?
August 9th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
the best parrrt of wa-king uuuup…is two girls and onnne cuuuup.
the fact that i sang that fuker should neutralize the fact that it doesn’t even remotely apply.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Looks like Rampage just found out Clay Aiken fathered a child.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Rampage goes bizerko when the house jukebox doesn’t have Katey Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl.”
August 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
“Alright Randy, you keep destroying their nervous system and I’ll bring them to their homes, lay their incapacitated bodies on the couch and turn on Spike to bump up the ratings for Dana”
August 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hancock II:The Return of the Scorpion King
August 9th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
After a week of fasting, Rampage’s guest appearence on King of Queens did not go as planned…
August 9th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Nevermind Rampage, whats up with the creepy guy behind him?
August 9th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig you pork skin mudda fukka!
August 9th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig you pork skin fag!
August 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
there’s no monkeys in canada!
August 9th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Rampage was known for his agression in the cage. Now he uses it to pick up men in gay bars.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Randy, must we do this every time you get drunk? I’m supposed to be the crazy one.
Poor Rampage, it’s OK dude; we all get bored during king of queens.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:49 am
I like taste of this man’s Pee-Pee-Pee!!
August 10th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Ariel Helwani looks on in the background, “mmm… I’d go on a rampage thru LA to tap that ass out!”
Rampage - “The bad news is you had a miscarriage. Good news is I found a replacement baby!”
Randy - “Stay back Child Services! He won’t get lost in your system any longer!”
Alternate Lines -
Rampge - “Jesus wants us to joyride a monster truck… sponsored by Toyo Tires.”
Kevin James - “Holy crap! Randy just rocked Joe Rogan!”
Standing in the back, Rampage’s lawyer realized his defense case just got alot harder after Jackson couldn’t decide on soup or salad without hitting the closest thing that looked pregnant.
Another typical night in LA’s favorite construction themed gay bar, “The Manhole”.
Rampage: “If we’re going to make this human crucifix thing work, stop squirming your fat ass!”
Kevin James: “What’s Randy doing?”
Rampge: He’s re-enacting the eleventh plague- droppin’ elbows on suckas!”
August 10th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
“I’m tired of being your Wing Man, Randy. I always get stuck with the fat one!”
August 10th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
SO…Rampage, Randy Couture and Kevin James walk into a Chili’s…
August 10th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Y’all thought my rasslin stopped with the powerbomb huh?
August 10th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Rampage starts his community service as a postal carrier carrier.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:41 am
White meat comin’ thru!
August 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
@ Kevin James: sorry bro, just saw an overweight delivery guy with a dumb look on his face
August 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.
August 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Rampage secounds away from throwing an innnocent pregnant man down the stairs to show the proper way to deleiver a miscariage.
August 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Damn that Jackson he was to supposed to stop fasting poor guy only wanted his autograph
August 11th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
The girls never came!….THEY NEVER CAME!!!!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 7:10 am
In hindsight, Kevin realized that he should have read the script more closely before agreeing to star in the remake of “The Accused.”
August 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Rampage, being the gentleman he is, never lets his friends drive home drunk after a night out at Chili’s.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Good Ol’ Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!!
(Photo taken from San Francisco, CA at local bar The Open Closet)
August 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Good Ol’ Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!!
(Photo courtesy of The Open Closet Night Club - San Francisco, CA)
August 12th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
“Look what I can DO!!”
August 12th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Uhh Rampage? Randy? I told you reading the Kama Sutra with a mirror wouldn’t work!
August 13th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
“Watch for the supplex!”
August 16th, 2008 at 11:49 am
jackson’s after party ufc 86
August 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
rampage, ” i thought you said you was gonna pay us”
couture,”huurrrmmmphhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!”
dude in the back,”i wonder if rampage will sign my truck?”
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Now you will taste my pee pee pee
August 24th, 2008 at 8:07 am
“Ladies and Gentlemen the tag team champions of the wooooooorrrlld”
August 24th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Watcha gotta do for some fried chicken round here.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
When the asylum loses it’s tranquilizers…
August 31st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
“If I don’t get to meet Leah Remini, this honkie gets it!!!”