Caption Contest: Win a Pair of TapouT Cage Gloves!
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FAS Says:
Chili's Buffalo Chicken Kickers: So good they'll cause "delirium"!
Matt Herpes Says:
This is what happens when you don't put Rampage's dressing on the side.
Geriatric Peon Says:
and they kept screaming "he's fat not pregnant"
justin Says:
...as part of the plea-bargain, Rampage was sentenced to 50 hours of community service, which he has opted to serve taking out white trash in local establishments.
Little Dan Says:
"The day after Rampage vs. Griffin 2"
JoseMonkey Says:
Rampage's new job: Delivering janitors to Randy Couture to be beaten.
JoseMonkey Says:
Ever the ladies man, Rampage pauses mid-beating to mug for the camera.
JoseMonkey Says:
Rampage uses a local pub patron to illustrate exactly how big Forrest Griffin's ears are.
Bmhkart Says:
Larry The Cable Guy when he gets angry
devilmonkey Says:
Umm, so the pose is real similar and all, but still, I don't think that was quite how Jesus did it...
Bill C. Says:
Rampage's delirium has degenerated into attacking C-list, overweight comedians.
devilmonkey Says:
We all have our cross to bear.
oh noess Says:
Couture & Jackson Chiropracting
theragecompelsme Says:
Rampage's new workout headed by his new trainer(Chuck Liddel's Lil' Brother) in the background. (fatmiddle-agedwhiteguy not sold in stores.)
Myles Kilometers Says:
Rampage's planned parenthood...getting creative with your abortion.
Anonymous Says:
"Hey 'Page? I think my balls are touching the back you your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
theragecompels Says:
"HOLY, look at those cauliflour ears!.....mmmmmm Cauliflour.."
BeefHouse Says:
“Hey ‘Page? I think my balls are touching the back of your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
Josh Aint Thug Says:
Filling in for Bob Sapp, special guest Rampage Jackson getting in on the fun during Randy Couture's 2nd Annual 'Rape The Rapists' Charity Event
mmaokay Says:
Even after losing your belt everyone at Chili's is gonna know you still have some fight left in you!
Me Says:
Q: Can God make a man so fat that he can't pick him up?
A: Obviously not.
rocky Says:
After putting back a few red bulls, Rampage decided the next logical step in his life was to go on a murderous no pun intended as a post officer.
Kevin Marshall Says:
"I never believed in God. Then one day I was watching 'King of Queens' and he just walked onto the television screen, put one of the characters in the Torture Rack, and shattered the fourth wall by making direct eye contact with me."
tehguy6012 Says:
And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking.
Kevin Marshall Says:
NOT PICTURED: Dana White, insisting to everybody that this is perfectly normal behavior and that Rampage is NOT crazy.
NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:
Randy, you crazy son of a bitch.
Nolimitz1090 Says:
Rampage says..."THIS is what brown can do for you!"
Brad Says:
and I thought the cross was heavy
Firecrap Says:
Quinton stops to ask Randy how many fights he has left on his contract after this next one.
Savalas Says:
20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby.
(By the way, I'm not "posting comments too quickly" you fuckers!)
Sam Says:
A physical representation of the weight of all Rampage's problems being lifted off of his shoulders.
BigWilly805 Says:
I thought if the F-5 can work for Brock Lesnar, maybe WWE can help me out
BigJoe Says:
It ain't an unborn baby, but it'll do
ksgbobo Says:
Man, why did I sign up for this crap!
BIG CHRIS Says:
Rampage's first meal after his 4 day fast.....
Justin C Says:
"Hey Randy, tenderize this honkey while I go get me more Red Bull!"
Me Says:
Fired?!? Because I can't deliver on time?!? So what if I can't read a watch, I'm on Rampage delusional time!
(I didn't know how to make this one work, it didn't come out right. I wouldn't mind at all if somebody stole this idea and made it sound better.)
Paddy Says:
Rampage knew he was carrying dead weight his entire career, but this was getting ridiculous.
Justin C Says:
Ace "Rampage" Ventura, "Is that your gun digging into my head?"
BigJoe Says:
How sad. Rampage has gone from having his way with 80 pound Japanese girls to 200 pound comedians. Oh well, he doesn't seem to mind.
NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:
While Rampage carries her away Randy beats the waitstaff senseless for giving Kim Couture that fourth rack of Baby Back Ribs.
BIG CHRIS Says:
No Honkey, I am the King of Kings!!
But After a week at Irvine Psychiatric he realized the name of the show was actually King of Queens....
Tom Says:
Man I am constipated, perhaps if I put a 300 pound man on my back it will help me take a dump...uuggghhhh...nope still nothing...hey crazy man in the background stop looking at my ass like its candy or your next
Mr. B Says:
Rampage goes totally psychotic and starts quoting from "Footsteps in the Sand".
http://tinyurl.com/Footsteps-Sand
Milly Says:
When will I get this monkey off my back??!!
lynch0plata Says:
Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes, gotta get me some bitches and hoes.
Me Says:
After hearing the terrible news about the miscarriage, Rampage began performing missionary work by trying to save all unborn babies. Unfortunately, he has as much trouble distinguishing male from female as he does big hand from little hand.
Also...
"I really miss him, he was like a son to me," Juanito Ibarra remarked. "He used to carry me around like that. Those were some good times....."
Ray Finkle Says:
Hey Randy, hows my new scarf look? It's made out of white people.
chris hill Says:
After one to many redbulls rampage decided he was no longer a god but instead a taxi.
JohnS Says:
Don't you know I'm god, white boy!