“UFC 87: Seek and Destroy” — Live Results and Observational Humor
(Photo courtesy of UFC.com.)
It’s time, baby. Jon Fitch attempts to steal Georges St. Pierre’s welterweight belt, Kenny Florian and Roger Huerta throw down in a lightweight #1 contender “definitely in the mix” match, and Brock Lesnar smash face. Hit that “more” link and refresh the page every few minutes to read all the latest from the Target Center in Minneapolis, MN. Low prices every day — caged death tonight.
The Minneapolis crowd…noticeably less good-looking than the Las Vegas crowd. But no matter, we’re live and ready to rock. GSP has a 80% success rate in takedowns, 83% success rate in takedown defense, and has only spent 4:51 on his back in his UFC career. As for Jon Fitch, no opponent has ever passed his guard, and he sports a 70% takedown defense rate. How ’bout those stats! Joe Rogan has like a four-day beard-growth going on. Come on bro, you’re better than that.
Jason MacDonald vs. Demian Maia
Wanderlei Silva in the house, coming out with Maia. Clay Guida, as always, is sitting right near the cage entrance. How does he get those awesome seats?
Round 1: Maia with an inside leg kick. MacDonald charges forward and clinches, and Maia responds by pulling guard. Maia trying to set up a triangle, and locks it the hell in. MacDonalad hangs in like a soldier, while Maia drops elbows into his head. But MacDonald slips put, then takes Maia’s back and almost sinks in a rear-naked choke! Maia escapes, and Mac gets back into Maia’s guard. MacDonald gets up and Maia grabs for his legs. MacDonald stands again then drops back in and wraps his arm around Maia’s neck. MacDonald rolls and that choke is sunk in deep. But Maia escapes and takes MacDonald’s back with a rear-naked choke! MacDonald slips out and the bell rings. Crazy first round…maybe dead even with both guys nearly finishing the other.
Round 2: Maia sticks MacDonalad with a hard left hook, and MacDonald shoots in on him with a wobbly clinch. Dirty boxing from Maia, then a takedown. Maia passes into full mount and drops an elbow. Maia starts landing big punches and elbows from the top. MacDonald tries to buck up, to no avail. More sharp elbows from Maia, then a series of punches to the sides of MacDonald’s head. MacDonald is bloodied. Maia sets up a triangle, but MacDonald escapes it and rolls on top of Maia. But the bell rings before he can make anything happen. Clear 10-9 round for Maia.
Round 3: Maia lands a left then takes MacDonald down. MacDonald briefly attempts a guillotine then rolls on top of Maia. Maia rolls for some freakin’ reason and MacDonald almost gets a choke in. Maia escapes and gets on top of MacDonald, throwing more ‘bows. MacDonald rolls to his stomach and takes a few punches from Maia. Maia gets his arm under MacDonald’s neck…finally MacDonald succumbs to the choke and taps. “Motherfucker,” he says when Maia tries to embrace him. Demian Maia def. Jason MacDonald via rear-naked choke, 2:44 of round 3.
Kenny Florian vs. Roger Huerta? Already?!
Roger Hurta has whined his way into a lead-in slot to Manny Gamburyan. Brutal. Huerta sings along to his theme song, which kicks so much ass, while Stitch lubes up his face. Dan Miragliotta’s reffing this one? Oh no, that’s like a double fuck you! Florian bows his head in a rather lengthy prayer before entering the cage. Probably that one about God teaching your fingers to war, or some bullshit. Buffer puts a lot of salsa on his pronunciation of “HUERTAAAAHH!!!”
Round 1: Leg kick from Huerta, and Florian returns fire. Huerta with another. Kenny with a body kick. Huerta punches as Florian shoots in with a knee. Two more leg kicks from Huerta, but Kenny catches the last one and takes Huerta down. Florian quickly gets the mount and socks Huerta one. Huerta rolls and Kenny’s on his back. Huerta escapes and gets to his feet! The crowd chants Huerta. Kenny misses a superman punch and head kick. Huerta lands a counterpunch and goes after Kenny, pushing him against the cage. Dirty boxing and a knee from Huerta. Kenny backpedals until he’s out of the clinch. Kenny tries to lock on a thai clinch but is pushed off. Some sparring from both guys. Roger chasing Kenny and the horn sounds. Close round…Roger may have pushed the action a bit more.
Round 2: Kenny with a body kick, then a head kick to Roger’s glove. Sharp body kick from Huerta. Roger falls to his knees clinching with Florian against the cage, but Florian doesn’t take advantage and escapes the clinch. Florian going for the single leg and Roger wraps up his arm and lands an elbow from the top. Florian bulls Huerta down, then takes his back, throwing punches. Huerta slips out and they’re standing again. Leg kick from Florian. Leg sweep from Florian, and Huerta briefly hits the mat. Another leg kick from Kenny. Roger misses a superman punch. Huerta clinches and pushes Florian against the cage. Florian lands an elbow and uppercut. Out of the clinch, he lands a right hook, then a couple more punches and a kick. The horn sounds. Clear 10-9 round for Florian.
Round 3: Front kick lands to Huerta’s chin. Florian takes Roger down but he pops up and takes a knee. Florian lands a big punch and takes Huerta down again. Florian threatens the kneebar briefly, then rolls into Huerta’s full guard. Huerta’s with some elbows from the bottom. Kenny gets to his feet, and Roger follows. Good punch combo from Huerta. Knee to the body from Florian, then a big left hook. Another front kick to Huerta’s face! Then Florian lands a jab and dodges Huerta’s punches. Florian looks to be riding out the round, and the crowd boos. Roger lands some punches, then takes a knee to the body. Roger lands a leg kick. Florian lands a body dhot that seems to hurt Huerta. He throws a punch combo then takes Huerta down. But Roger gets up and they exchange punches as the round ends. It’s looking like a decision win for Florian. Y’know, as predicted. All three judges score it 30-27 for Kenny Florian. Well, I guess he doesn’t always finish fights. Big boos from the crowd as Kenny tells Joe how much he respects Kenny. He plugs his new school, Florian Martial Arts Center. Roger looks pretty freakin’ bummed. Now what were you saying about points on the pay per view?
Manvel Gamburyan vs. Rob Emerson
I sort of can’t believe this is a PPV main card fight. Whatever. Emerson comes out to M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes,” which meatheads know about thanks to the trailer for Pineapple Express. SOUTH COUNTY WHAT.
Round 1: Manny comes out swingin’ like a maniac and gets punched to the ground, then gets punched OUT on the ground. Fuck. 12 seconds, people. Emerson def. Gamburyan via KO. Son of a bitch will probably get a $60,000 bonus for that.
Cheick Kongo vs. Dan Evensen (from the undercard)
Dan Evenson desribes himself as a “wiking,” which I think is like an ewok. Wikings, as it happens, have terrible taste in entrance music. Joe Rogan: “The UFC is actually way cooler than the Olympics.” Goldberg: “Good point by you.”
Round 1: Kongo works the leg kicks. Evensen rushes in but Kongo pushes him against the cage, then slams him to the ground. Kongo grabs Evensen’s foot, drags him forward a bit then lays a ton of kicks into Evensen’s legs from the top. The ref stands them up after a brief pause in the action. They clinch against the cage again and Evensen goes for a guillotine but Kongo slips out. Evensen goes for it again and Kongo pops out. Kongo throws a knee into Evensen’s thigh, then takes him down again. Kongo throws some strikes from half guard. Kongo gets to his feet and the ref lets Evensen up. Kongo lands a body kick, then lands a huge right which sends Evensen to the mat, and wildman-punches Evensen until the fight is stopped…with only five seconds left in the round. Kongo def. Evensen via TKO, 4:55 of round 1. Evensen is still on the ground as the result is announced. Kongo says he’s one of the best fighters in the world, and he wants the “tittle.” Joe asks Kongo to take him through the replay, and Kongo walks off. “Or not,” Joe says.
Brock Lesnar vs. Heath Herring
Lesnar is repping Jack Links jerky to the FULLEST. He intentionally slaps then unintentionally punches one of his cornermen while entering the cage. Guess who’s not getting good advice between rounds? Oh well. Minnesota loves them some Brock Lesnar. And Miragliotta pokes Herring in the eye during the faceoff. Moron.
Round 1: Lesnar whiffs a flying kick. Then punches Herring so hard he flips over completely! Herring rolls to his feet and Lesnar tries to crush out a guillotine choke, but Herring is hanging in. Herring appears to be bleeding. He escapes, but Brock gets the takedown, obviously. Herring kicks him off, but Lesnar jumps on and throws punches while on Herring’s back. Herring tries to move, but Lesnar is tenacious with the back control, throwing some scary punches into Herring’s head. Herring is complaining about something (shots to the back of the head?). Big knee to Herring’s body. Lesnar aint giving up that back, as desperately as Herring’s trying to escape. More ground and pound from Lesnar, who nods his head to the crowd’s chanting. The horn sounds. Easy 10-9 round for Lesnar. They replay that big punch in the beginning and it is murder. Herring’s left eye is pretty bad-looking.
Round 2: Lesnar shoots but is stuffed. Lesnar lands a leg kick! How bout that! Lesnar bulls Herring to the ground with ease, taking his back again. Lesnar gets side control on top of Herring. Herring rolls and Lesnar’s on his back again. Lesnar gets mount, but Herring rolls again. Lesnar throws those 4XL gloves into Herring’s ear. Knees to the body from Lesnar. Herring’s left eye is completely swollen shut. Back to side control. Herring is doing his best to be a moving target, then manages to get to his feet. Lesnar nails Herring with two knees to the body. Herring throws some knees of his own now. Lesnar puts Herring back on the mat as the round ends. 10-9 for Lesnar again.
Round 3: Lesnar smiling at Herring across the cage. Nice leg kick from Lesnar. Herring pushes Lesnar against the cage. Lesnar reverses it, and throws some knees, then takes Herring down again. Lesnar is on Herring’s back, throwing knees dead into his spine. Herring briefly threatens a kimura, then Brock gets the mount. Herring bounces out and Lesnar’s on his back again. Disgustingly painful-looking knee to the body from lesnar. Lesnar goes for the rear-naked choke but Herring slips out, gets up, and starts to fire punches on his feet. Brock wants no part of it and easily takes Herring down. Lesnar with more back control. Herring rolls and Brock gets into his guard. Lesnar scores the mount. He celebrates a few seconds early and gets punched. Brock seems to point and laugh at Herring as the horn sounds. Lesnar’s a happy man. He does a little rodeo lasso routine as Herring slinks back to his corner. BROCK LESNAR IS THE TRUTH. All three judges score it 30-26 for Lesnar. “Can you see me now?!” Lesnar says to the crowd. Then says something about falling off the horse against Frank Mir, but getting back on the stallion and riding it somewhere, then says “woo!” Quite a showman.
Georges St. Pierre vs. Jon Fitch
Get in your final predictions now. Fitch looks intense as hell, by the way. GSP does that water-spit thing he does, then pours some out, possibly for his dead homies.
Round 1: GSP gets a takedown right off the bell. Fitch controlling GSP’s body and hands. GSP sneaks in a punch, then an elbow. GSP thrown down two more from the top. Fitch tries to get to his feet, but GSP puts him back down. Fitch gets up and takes a punch, then a right hand that drops him! GSP slugging hard from the top. Fitch taking huge punches and elbows; he’s cut under his left eye. GSP dropping more right hands. Fitch gets his feet and is wobbled by more punches. GSP takes him down and continues the abuse. Deadly elbows from GSP, who moves to side control, then the mount. GSP becomes the first fighter to pass Fitch’s guard. And the horn sounds. Total domination from GSP.
Round 2: Fitch lands a left. GSP pops him with the jab. Superman punch and leg kick from GSP. Another leg kick, and some great jabs from GSP, then a head kick. A couple more leg kicks from the champ. Fitch digs a punch into GSP’s body. GSP misses a spinning back kick. Both guys exchange punches, with Fitch getting the worst of it. And another exchange. Fitch lands a right, then a left. GSP sticking and moving, then shoots, but is stuffed by Fitch. Fitch with a slick punch combo. GSP gets a right hand to Fitch’s ear. The horn sounds. A closer round, but still clearly in GSP’s favor.
Round 3: After trading punches, GSP lands a huge right hand that knocks Fitch on his ass! GSP takes Fitch’s back and sinks the hooks in. Fitch is bleeding heavily from the eye. Fitch escapes the choke attempt and rolls on top of GSP. Fitch laying some shots into GSP’s body from the top. Fitch moving GSP towards the fence. Fitch tries to posture up and GSP slips out, and rolls on top of Fitch. Fitch is pressed against the cage. GSP lets Fitch up and they’re back standing. Good jabs from GSP, then a leg kick. GSP fires a head kick then a leg kick, then pushes Fitch against the cage. Fitch lands a punch from the clinch, then GSP punches back. GSP lands a combo with a vicious knee that drops Fitch again. GSP pouring it on as Fitch gets to his feet, then slams Fitch to the mat as the round ends. Another 10-9 round for GSP.
Round 4: Fitch missing some punches. GSP is cut, but not as bad as Fitch. Fitch with a body kick. GSP with a hard right hook, and Fitch responds with another body kick. Fitch shoots in weakly and is easily stuffed by GSP. Fitch lands a jab. Fitch does his damndest to take GSP down, but the champ manages to stay upright. Fitch tenacious on the single leg and drops to his knees. He lets go, and GSP immediately pounces on top of him. Fitch avoiding serious damage from the top, and GSP goes for a last-second leglock as the round ends.
Round 5: GSP pops Fitch with a left, then lands two leg kicks. And a jab. And then a sick reverse backfist! GSP takes Fitch down near the cage, throwing down some hard punches. GSP lands an elbow from the top, and more punches. Fitch gets up and is popped by a jab. GSP goes for another takedown and gets it. One minute left. Fitch tries to wriggle out but GSP aint having it. Fitch gets up and GSP puts him right back down. And the horn. Both guys kneel and bow to each other in the center of the Octagon. GSP IS ALSO THE TRUTH. St. Pierre makes his first career title defense, winning the unanimous decision; the judges score it 50-43, 50-44, 50-44.
GSP told Fitch that the loss was the best thing to happen to him; it’ll make him stronger. BJ Penn wanders into the cage and says “let’s do this!” GSP says he’s a proud champion and will fight anybody who deserves it. And the broadcast runs out of time as GSP tries to give more shoutouts. But that’s the end. Great freaking card. Good night all…we’ll talk Monday.
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August 9th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
first…and i’d like to say clay guida reminds me of a miniature version of ogre…NERDS!!
August 9th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
McDonald by triangle in this round.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
As an aspiring genius, I had to let you know that I really admire your writing and wit, CagePotato.
My favorite line was “Do you want to be a fucking mother?” on yesterday’s DW article.
Peace & Harmony
August 9th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Good for Kenny! LOL Huerta
August 9th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
wanna watch? http://www.fantasysportsmatrix.com/blogs/bearterritory10/watch_ufc_87_seek_and_destroy_a_free_live_stream
August 9th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I got $500 riding on St. Pierre…enough with the boring lightweight matches…bring on the good shit
August 9th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Awesome. Manny the midget knocked out quickly.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
you guys type fast
August 9th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
where am I?
August 9th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
ouch!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Someone check Heath Herring’s urine please.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I’m sure this is a dumb question but…. Are the ufc not live? Or how do they play undercard fights on the main card???
August 9th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
yeah congo/evansen was optional i think so that one happened un-live
August 9th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
what does the crowd do ? Thank you btw
August 9th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
anyone uploading on youtube?
August 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I’m predicting… make that “promising”… that Jon Fitch is about to shock GSP and the entire MMA world tonight… and I’m rarely wrong when I receive such strong premonitions (I’m fairly certain that’s a word).
Trust me, my friends… put everything you own, and more, on Fitch… and just remember, you heard it here first.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I wonder how Brock gets so big????
August 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
steriods
August 9th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Oh I thought he just got that big by eating all that corn…
August 9th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
It’s just his build from years of weightlifting. He has a big frame and easily supports lots of muscle and hugeness lol.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Man would like to fight that guy right there!~~ ?Gay
August 9th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
if corn is slang for steroids, and eating is slang for injecting into his veins, then yes.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
i am a brock lesnar fan and i have to admit that punch heath herring took was siiick
August 9th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
st pierre TKO rd 2
- cleanshirt
August 9th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I’m a smelly jew!
August 9th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
jon fitch by rear naked rape
August 9th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
FITCH TAKES THIS.
GSP IS MENTALLY WEAK.
August 9th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Fitch!
August 9th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
ROFL FITCH IS A BITCH. FITCH THE BITCH HOW CLEVER IT SUITS HIM THOUGH. FUcking GSP is ready to fucking throw down and thats what hes doing. FUCK fitch he’s a pusy ass faggot, Fitch is going to get ktfo in round 2.
August 9th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
why does dana white always have to be the third wheel in the goddamn staredown
August 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Requesting permission to change prediction!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Hahah potato head you don’t know shit about anything. How does it make you feel?
August 9th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
What is that Jersey Club music GSP … music I hear???
August 9th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
potatohead dont feel bad, i had a fitch premonition as well but then i had a second premonition like 10 seconds later telling me I’d prob be wrong and that lesnar would win and GSP instead of herring and fitch like i was thinking and it all seems to be fitting together
August 9th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I just want GSP to defend his title a couple times so ppl realize he is a true champion
August 9th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
thanks potatohead I put everything I own on Fitch. I will be sleeping in a Maytag box on main st. next week
August 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
God damnit potato head I lost everything
August 9th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
If Fitch is the number one contender can anyone hang with GSP?
August 9th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Sorry, fellas… especially to you, “im broke”.
On a brighter note, Mrs. PotatoHead doesn’t allow me to gamble… so all’s well on this end.
August 9th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
bj penn step up please
August 9th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
as
soon as i hit enter bj penn steps up great but i think gsp should fight thiago first
August 9th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
damn i took some punishment. too bad i had no answer for the jabs and takedowns
August 9th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
fuck that non weight makin pussy! who does he think he is, Gina Carano?
August 9th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
why did cp censor pussy but not fuck?? Wordpress?
August 9th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
im ready to take my ass beating
August 9th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I’m totally going to let GSP stick it in my butt tonight
August 9th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Bj Penn is going to Rock GSP…..enjoy this win now GSP, cause you are going down!!
August 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
YOU ALL COMPLAIN WHEN LESNER LOSES TO MIR AND NOW THAT HE DOMINATES HERRING YOU DUMB @#$%^ ACCUSE HIM OF STEROIDS. THE UFC DRUG TESTS, SO STOP BEING WHINNY LITTLE BITCHES AND ENJOY HIS PURE DOMINATION. AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY NAME AND SAY ON JUMPED ON THE BAND WAGON A LAYED $200 ON GRIFFIN AGAINST SHOGUN THEN I BET ANOTHER 200 AGAINST RAMPAGE AND YES I WON BOTH. SO JUST ENJOY THE FIGHTS AND STOP CRITIZING AND BY THE WAY THE ONLY REASON WAY LESNER LOST TO MIR IS BECAUSE THE REF STOPPED THE FIGHT AND STOOD THEM UP FOR BULLSHIT BACK OF THE HEAD PUNCHES THAT MIR CLEARLY TURNED HIS HEAD INTO. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
August 9th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
It’s Jon Fitch, not Finch! (directed to M. Goldberg)
August 9th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
“I want to say I am not un chicken.
And one more thi—… “
August 9th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
SOMEBODY SEEMS TO BE ON THEIR PERIOD…
August 9th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
wtf Dan Mragliottaloittlafvsitooogfaslltdallmamaldlgli. Why is that guy still a ref?
August 9th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Thanks so much for watching guys. John Fitch is real strong comptetitor who is great guy. Thank you for all the support!
August 9th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
GSP-Gross Speedo Placement….. DUDE… get some fucking trunks.
Oh and Brock… you’re a homo. You’re two and one…. and you’re yapping your mouth like it’s the WWE….. just shut up. Go play with Georges speedos.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Im ready to get my head scissor kicked into the 15th row. But first I’ll put my legs behind my head without using my hands and let gsp punt my nuts into my head popping out my eyeballs and replacing them with my nuts. I’ll look a little nutty then ill get my head kicked to the stars so i will be getting my head and my nuts kicked at the same time and it will part from my body and i’ll never fight ever again because I think im the shit but GSP is better at everything except my bjj. Which will not come into play since I won’t be able to take gsp to the ground because my head will already be kicked off my body at this point. Shit why did I think I was so fucking good after I beat sherk to call out someone who will just kick my face in anyways. Ohwell I’ll take an assbeating for a good paycheck. Oh yeah fitch, you got fucked up dude. Tough guy for hangin in there though. I wish I got in the octagon quicker so I could lick up your blood. damnit …
August 9th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Fucking rob emerson sonofabitch. I was hoping Manvel Gamburyan would break emersons leg in half.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Everyone one bitches about Brock- Kongo wins one fight against a Norway kickboxer and wants a title shot after he just lost to the guy who Brock just beat. Brock is the badguy because he celebrated after his win? He was an NCAA champ even though he lost to Stephen Neal in the Championships who now has a couple of Super Bowl rings with the Patriots. I like how you guys feel that if a fake wrestling organization offered you millions to “wrestle” out of college you wouldn’t take it because you have too much respect for yourself.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Really no one bitches about Kongo???
August 9th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Ennis…. it’s not that I don’t respect Brocks potential in the sport or his past success. It’s that he has only fought one decent fighter and they barely had time to ring the bell twice so quickly. He needs to celebrate without talking like an idiot. He could have skipped the rope thing he did to disrespect his opponent at the end… and what the hell is “i fell off the horse but im back on it!”
Dude… 3 fights. There is no horse. If he wants respect… he needs to shut up. Maybe he should fight GSP…. I can see it now…. “George wins by teabagging Lesnar into submission”
August 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Get some trunks George. Oh and how about a Canadian flag mouthpiece instead of france… WTF… I thought you were Canadian.
August 9th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
what the hell is up with Kongo doing the black power chest pump about 5 billion times..ok, fuck your black and powerful ..great!! Fricken double standards, try a heil arm lift and see what happens to you, not trying to be racist but it really annoyed me
August 9th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIKE A CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO TRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN, WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
August 9th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
mike Says:
August 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Get some trunks George. Oh and how about a Canadian flag mouthpiece instead of france… WTF… I thought you were Canadian.
BTW-he doesnt wear a can, no canadian does, we got balls of steel and lenthy, fat rods..its in our DNA, ask some U.S chicks if you dont believe
August 9th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
hey mike you criticize the way brock celebrates please what about all the new comers that do what tito did like digging a hole in the ground with a shovel. Brock just added a great thing to the heavy weight weight class in the ufc. Oh and by the way who besides mir and nogerio who else is better than herring. For a guy who went from fake fighting to dominating one of the best heavyweights in ufc in just 3 fights that pretty impressive. go watch BS affliction who has no heavy weight weight class actually has no impressive weight classes!!!! oh and yes gsp trunks were gay!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
who didnt make weight?
August 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
WEAKNESS EXPLOITED IN GSP.
COME TO HIM.
MAKE HIM MOVE, MAKE HIM GET ON HIS BIKE.
WHEN HE PLANTS, YOU BACK AND START YOUR PUSH AGAIN.
easy solution to a simple problem.
broc.. boring.. after you are all done gazing at his unbelievable size…
start watching his fights with some serious MMA eyes..
and realize hes boring…
August 9th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
“# PotatoHead Says:
August 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I’m predicting… make that “promising”… that Jon Fitch is about to shock GSP and the entire MMA world tonight… and I’m rarely wrong when I receive such strong premonitions (I’m fairly certain that’s a word).
Trust me, my friends… put everything you own, and more, on Fitch… and just remember, you heard it here first.”
ahahahahahahahahahaaahahahaha- THUMP. That was me laughing my ass OFF!
August 9th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Every time Fitch tried pushing the action he got countered. Nice try though.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Ok… griffin….. I’m glad you see eye to eye with me about GSP’s super homo trunks. But… how can you say Affliction has no heavyweight class…. one word… FEDOR. And Herring is not a terrible fighter but come on…. 28-14….. and 7 by knockout, he has won just 4 fights in his last 10. If he is in the top 3 than they should just close up shop right now.
CalgaryCA…. dude… I’m Canadian. That’s why I think GSP should throw out his france mouthpiece and get a Canadian one… if he isn’t proud to be on the team then get out of the stadium…. know what I mean? Throw out that france mouthpiece, get a Canadian one… and get some trunks and stop trying to dry hump these people into tapping out.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
SORRY…. that was Mike…. not Griffin…..
August 9th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Did Florian train with Lyoto Machida before his fight with Huerta?
August 9th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
“# BIG CHRIS Says:
August 9th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Bj Penn is going to Rock GSP…..enjoy this win now GSP, cause you are going down!!”
uhhhh hey dumbass, you DO know that GSP already submitted that pot smoking Hawaiian bitch Blowjob Penn right?
You don’t? you are complete loser? Ok, well word to you, UFC will not want to bring it up, as I am sure they wish to hype this out their ass, but it happened once, and GSP is even better, he will destroy BLOWJOB Penn.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Kaleb runs more than an Olympic sprinter
August 9th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
@UFC fan
St. Pierre beat BJ Penn by split decision, not by submission.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Listen you bunch of ass watching faggits: who gives a fuck about his trunks?
Ever see Fedor in those big bermuda pants?
No. So shut the fuck up.
Ever see wrestlers wear big baggy pants past their knees like some little toy gangbanger?
No. STFU.
What he wears adds nothing to the fucking fight, You might care if Lidell paints his nails or some reality TV dipshit trims his bangs but that’s probably because youve sucked a cock or thirty.
1
BJ’s voice at the end was funny as shit,.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Look.. Bj penn is not going to rock GSP if he’s at all in form.. GSP is going to beat him and Ironicly enough the only person I hate more then GSP though you have to give him his due’s is Bj Penn.. Brock lesnar made an amazing showing not that we all didn’t see the outcome for the fight. and the undercard was pretty damn good aswell.. all around the PPV was good shit. o and ugh fuck bj penn. yah
August 9th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Just to throw it out there… If Randy Coture happens to vacate his belt just to go fight Fedor in a different company.. I.E. Affliction if he happens to get outta his contract.. Then fedor’s going to get rocked… Seriously the guy beat sylvia? are you kidding me? that was supose to be his “Biggest” Challenge… anyone else washed up with a broken arm from UFC wanna jump ship? Yah ok the guys not that hot… he draws money.. Stop hyping him I’ve seen all the fights nothing speacil.. Now go watch coture fight thx.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Rob Enderle…. what did mom and dad go to bed so it’s time for you to sneak to the computer? His shorts are gay… why don’t you sneak back to bed and dream about getting tapped out by a GSP teabag….. fag.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
LISTEN AFFLICTION ONLY HAS FEDOR AND HE WAS AFRAID TO COME TO THE UFC AND FIGHT COUTURE, HE MADE EXCUSES. WHY WOULDNT YOU WANT TO COME TO THE TOP ORGANIZATION TO FIGHT ONE REASON DIDNT WANT TO BE EXPLOITED AND SHOWN HE’S NOT THAT GOOD AND WANTED A BIG PAYDAY 1.6 MILLION TO FIGHT A WASHED UP EX UFC FIGHTER. PLEASE ALL HE IS WAITING FOR IS COUTURE TO GET RUSTY AND EVEN OLDER.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Griffin Lover… I completely agree on the entire statement above… As for GSP’s Shorts he’s French, Did you expect anything less of him? Seriously… Regardless he put a good showing you could just give him his Due’s and stop bring a critic I mean everyones a critic… But don’t cross the line into retardation… GSP likes being an in your face flaunting kind of guy. He gets off on attention and yet you all feed into it.. meh
August 9th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
“Then punches Herring so hard he flips over completely! ”
Thats so great, I love how most people counted him out completely, made some money tonight fellas!
Seriously, did you see how fucking huge this guy is, I would love to see him kick the sh!t out of Kinbo.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Kimbo Slice isn’t an MMA Fighter he’s a street brawler.. And a wanna be porn star body guard… The guys a joke and if he reads this blog (FUCK YOU KIMBO) seriously fight someone real Instead of being a marketing scheme it’s dumb.. just like butterbean fighting some little guy? SERIOUSLY? how much does getting knocked the fuck out pay these days? cause whatever the cost We should start a fund for kimbo.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Griffing lover…. on the left hand side of the “A” key you will find a button called CAPS LOCK.
For your info… I’m a Couture fan. But to say Fedor is “afraid” and “not that good”… well… I guess EVERYONE else in the world and all of the trained fighters and coaches are all wrong… you must be the only person that knows.
Karmaatemycat… yes… he is french… you are right… nobody should be surprised at the gayness of his shorts.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Just trying to keep the facts simple and straight forward… I don’t think Fedor has fought anyone at his Level or Coture’s level for that matter and who wouldn’t be a coture fan.. The guys a beast.. It was amazing when harring just dropped and the replays on that punch in the first round mmmm…. beautiful fucking beautiful
August 9th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
And it’s really gay.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
And it’s basically who is the best at grabbing sleeves….
August 9th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Agreed! However Im going to bed now everyone be well.. Good ppv… and yes Judo tournys are pretty dull.. Watch Crokop do kickboxing it’s pretty sweet.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I’m not judging Fedor or Couture… just keep in mind the possibility that Fedor may have very well MADE his opponents look like they weren’t at any level. But I will cheer for Randy if it does happen.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:41 am
i can do that BJ Penn voice too, with a balloon helium!!! also he shouldn’t get a title shot vs GSP when he holds the belt in another weight class, make him fight Fitch first
August 10th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Great Fight,
First Brock Lesnar…. Boring, he’s like a heavier Tim Sylvia just has size advantage, LAY and PRAY all day. I guess you work with what you got but this is MMA learn something. You can tell he’s also a Giant Douche the way he celebrated. Mocking and Riding Herring.
As for GSP vs Fitch, Great fight. great respect and as you can see at the end of the 5th round GSP just holds Fitch down and not doing any damage because he didn’t feel the need to. He could of easily mess up Fitch’s Face even more but he chose not to because he is pure class.
August 10th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Lesnar… boring. Didn’t he say he wanted to stand and trade which he obviously wanted no part of tonight… Kongo v. Lesnar.
Fitch is still the man. He would not quit. He got rocked so many times and kept that shit rolling to Round 5?! Fuck! Penn is going to stretch GSP provided he doesn’t eat too many pizzas and roast pigs. Even better would be GSP v. Silva… THAT IS A FUCKING FIGHT.
I am also sad to see Huerta to soon get the Arlofski treatment.
Couture vs. Fedor in the UFC!!! PONY UP THE DOUGH DANA! YOU BALD FAGGOT!
August 10th, 2008 at 4:45 am
when i read Lensnar flipped Herring with a punch i pictured Herring’s feet coming off the mat…not even close…boooooooooo! Herring just got caught with a straight right(nice head movement…not), lost his knees and rolled backwards. Lesnar is about a skillless bastage when it comes to fighting but it appears his size (that muthafugga is HUGE!) and strength will take him places in the UFC…but i bet his uberdouche antics won’t gain him any fans….except maybe the .01% of mma fans that are full fledge queers- that number might be higher…just trying to give yawl the bennefit of the doubt.
Herring should have dropped Margawhatthefukever for the eye poke…what a fukin jag.
wanted Fitch to take the ww belt but GSP is just too damn much.
not exactly a fan of GSP but i can’t wait to see him knock the livin shit out of Penn…i usually favor my fellow danksters but i just cannot stand that wierdo.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:09 am
I think brock is just retard strong…that is the whole reason he is good. I like him, but that is all he has going.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Brock Lestnar is the worst garbage fighter i’ve ever seen.. Just an unusually big piece of steroid meat that has a ridiculous wight advantage over some good mma fighters and is going to destroy them with that…that was a fuckin freak show not a fight..and he is laughing and celebrating like he did something special…please send this giant tool back to WEE or where ever the fuck they got him from…or somebody shoot him in the back of the head
August 10th, 2008 at 6:13 am
“reverse backfist!”
Hey buddy, its called a “spinning backfist”
haha, reverse backfist?
I dont understand how you got that… hes reversed and hitting the guy with the back of his fist?? pfff
August 10th, 2008 at 6:34 am
You complain about GSP’s shorts yet all of you make no comment about him spitting on his hands and rubbing each nipple before the fight??? That was the disturbing part. Also he is not french he is french-canadian. And that is the reason for the mouthpiece. They speak and celebrate there frenchness, Then get an oversized cup small shorts rub there nipples and dry hump you into submission.
August 10th, 2008 at 7:23 am
“# Chris Hill Says:
August 10th, 2008 at 6:34 am
You complain about GSP’s shorts yet all of you make no comment about him spitting on his hands and rubbing each nipple before the fight??? That was the disturbing part. Also he is not french he is french-canadian. And that is the reason for the mouthpiece. They speak and celebrate there frenchness, Then get an oversized cup small shorts rub there nipples and dry hump you into submission.”
Oh yeah? is that before or after they crush your fucking eyesocket with massive punches to the face.
You are dumbass! Fitcxh is the only man I have ever seen take that kinda beating and NOT get knocked out, and you wanna try and talk shit about GSP? you are fool.
Either one of those guys TURDS could knock you out you pencil-dicked idiot.
August 10th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Broc Lesnar stills acts like he’s in the fucking WWE. What a tool! He’s bad for the sport. His only skill is being huge.
Fitch is a BAD ASS! 25 minutes with a guy who would literally kill most of us with one or two punches. I hope he gets the belt one day. Both GSP and Fitch are such classy guys, true athletes, unlike that 265 lb meathead Lesnar.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Chris Hill….. I’m glad I missed the nipple part…. the shorts were enough to make me almost puke.
UFC fan…. dude both Chris and I heard the commentator say that GSP (gross speedo placement) was trying to smother Fitch with his junk. If you wanna wear a France flag mouthpiece instead of the country you’re from (he was born in Quebec)…. oh and some GAY speedos then you go right ahead, but expect to get made fun of, that law is the same in every country.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:02 am
3 things
1.Fitch put on a great fight agianst the best in 170.
2.We got to see the future heavyweight champ. Brock is the only guy I have seen use only wrestling when he was on the ground that is domance.
3. BJ Penn looked fat. Is he able to make weight to fight GSP @ 170?
August 10th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Trick… i agree with 1 and 3…. but Brock a heavyweight champ? He’s a homo. He still needs to fight somebody good. If he didn’t talk like such a douche-knuckle after the fight I wouldn’t hate him so much. But he did. What an idiot.
I think the UFC gave Kongo an easy fight to give him an impressive win. I mean he has some wins and he is a good fighter but… none have been fireworks. Kongo would kick the crap out of Lesnar.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:24 am
To all the idiots bashing Brock….you are CLOWNS, who have no idea what MMA is about
Lesnar is 2-1 in MMA, and he just dominated a 40+ fight vet….and DOMINATED is the key word. He didn’t go for any submissions because he didn’t need to. 99% of MMA wrestlers don’t go for subs, they just pound on you (ie- Tito, Sherk, Hughes, FITCH, etc).
Broc’s Sack- You are such a retard. You bash Brock for being big, but give Fitch props for last night? That makes ZERO sense you hill billy…what did Fitch do except get his face smashed in? He kept coming…big deal. If you are a fan of guys getting their ass kicked, enjoy watching Herring + Fitch next UFC, you clown!
LESNAR = REAL DEAL He has too much ground control, only a BJJ master like Nog (and Mir to a certain extent) can do anything against a guy like Lesnar…Kongo? Not even close…Lesnar would break one of his arms or legs off.
Lesnar is top 3 HW in the UFC now…plain and simple
August 10th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Brock lesnar is actully a beast and the only thing you can compare between him and SYLVIA is Weight.. because brock is oh I dunno Solid muscle and has alot of potential in the UFC. Size matters sadly and when your anywhere from 15-30Lbs heavier then every single opponent you happen to face… Yah its gonna make a big fucking difference.. And Harring deserved to be made fun of.. Everyone talked endless shit about Brock losing to Frank and He shouldn’t have lost that fight but you know as stated above some people like to throw the back of there head into blows and take savage ref calls for the win. You doubting brock is just hate you should step back and look at what he did to Herrings face the assholes eyes where swollen shut. Oh and anyone coming out in cowboy boots/coat and hat deserves to me made fun of listen to the Post fight interviews Brock had enough reason to mock him.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:39 am
To “The Truth”… nice nickname… it’s like calling a big fat guy Tiny… cuz it’s the opposite of your post. Lesnar is pure crap…. he is just another Bob Sap. You’re right most wrestlers don’t go for subs…. do you know why? Cuz they aren’t trained in them… if Lesnar could of subbed Herring he would have. Instead he had to settle for throwing those meat hooks around and laying on top of him. Oh and most wrestlers don’t go for subs.. but please tell me where you get your numbers….. 99%.
Apparently I have to point this out again….. Herring is 28-14….. and 7 by knockout, he has won just 4 fights in his last 10. If he is in the top 3 than they should just close up shop right now.
Lesnar has only fought one credible fighter…. Mir…. and the fight lasted as long as I would with Jessica Alba.
“The Truth”…. you’re an idiot.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:42 am
If you think Jon Fitch is not a warrior after that performance, you are fucking high, and if you don’t think these wrestlers are going for submissions you are a fucking retard. How many times has Matt Hughes won with a submission??? Key locks, Arm Bars, rear naked chokes. Hello. Brock Lesnar is lucky he is a steroid freak, you can’t tell me that guy doesn’t juice. Apparently that doesn’t matter in the UFC anymore, let’s let all the steroid freaks in. Sean Sherk, Tim Sylvia, now Brock Lesnar. I hope he fights Nogeira next and gets his leg broke the fuck off. Fuck him, if he’s so fucking great why couldn’t he finish the fight????? All Brock did was land one lucky punch and then tried to buttfuck Heath the rest of the fight!!! Then what really pissed me off is how he acted like a total fucking retard after the fight, disrespectful of Heath and to everyone who fights MMA. Brock you are a fucking joke, your fight was a snooze because you don’t know how to finish a fight!
You can go back to Sean Sherk’s house get some more juice, let him suck on your tiny little dick. Fuck you, you disgrace
August 10th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Im not sure if i’d prefer the tights like gsp wears, or shorts… the nut huggers do have a better range of motion and such. GSP wears black ones because his sponser (Affliction) asks him to have like hardly no sponsers on his trunks.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:49 am
“The Truth” its funny your’re calling the other guy a hill billy and claiming to know mma…you’re a fucking tool and you made it obvious..brock lesnar is pure garbage “pure garbage” the key word here.. go watch wwe.. “brock lesnars only skill is his size”..what a shame for the sport..its like me fighting a 7 year old and show boating like a clown right off of WEE about kicking his ass..lesnar looked like his 2 weight classes higher.. fuckin steroid freak show
August 10th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Brock Lesnar 69’s himself.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Mike….keep up the Lesnar hating, it will just make things that much sweeter after Lesnar pounds on some UFC HW’s.
As for UFC’s HW class, it is a joke…and Herring WAS top 3. Herring almost had the current champ, Big Nog…BEAT, he should have finished him after that kick, he just got tenative and let the moment slip, and you can’t do that with Nog.
Lesnar even beat Mir in my opinion, stupid Mazagatti called back of the head blows and stood them up, even though Mir was turtled up and didn’t do shit to defend himself. Mir even said after the fight he was dazed ,and only the stoppage gave him time to recover.
UFC HW class is a joke right now…Cain Velasquez and Shane Carwin are promising just like Lesnar. I like Big Nog, and then after that Cain, Carwin, and Lesnar are 2\3\4 in any order you like.
Kongo blows, and if he thinks he deserves a title shot he is an idiot. Kongo LOST to Herring, Lesnar would KILL Kongo….he has zero ground game
And Lesnar = Bob Sapp??? Are you stupid? Only comparison is they are both HUGE, except 1 million other differences. Sapp has ZERO cardio, Lesnar obviously has plenty…especially for a HW. Lesnar is an ATHELETE, he ran a 4.7 40, weighing 290 lbs….ever even HEAR of that stat in the NFL combines??? Lesnar is a ALL AMERICAN wrestler, Sapp didn’t even wrestle in college
Lesnar is the real deal. You can call me an idiot all you want, but I’m not the only one that thinks that. So Mike, go back to beating off to Jessica Alba….cause you don’t get any, even from your Grandma after you have done all your house chores, LOSER!
August 10th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Brock Lesnar is not horrible for the sport, that is the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Seriously the guy’s nearing 270lbs of Muscle(UNLIKE SYLVIA) and has a LARGE background in Wrestling.. He brings in endless amounts of money and though he is an attraction much like the bearded women. He isn’t a hype. The guys just as Dangerous as GSP.. Wait did I just compare him to George St. Pierre? Yea I did because the Both of them didn’t just win there fights they DOMINATED there opponent’s. Seriously We could all argue all day about Bad fighters and People who are horrible for the industry or we could just give the Man his Due’s he won his fight and He did it with His game plan.. I mean I dunno about any of you but seeing herring with his eyes swollen shut mmm That was worth the entire Pay Per View.. Does everyone suddenly forget how much shit Herring talked prior to getting his ass kicked? Brock can’t talk it back? I mean Did you all forget the time herring got Kissed during the match up start and ONE shotted a guy before the bell was even rung? Now you wanna down play the man? The UFC tests for Steroids and Drug use, Everytime a group of athletes shows up at an arena the Tests are there waiting.. You also obviously didn’t know that Brocks been this big basicly sense He WAS WRESTLING NCAA wow ignorance is a bliss. Come on seriously… is this an MMA form or an AOL Chat Log?
The Truth Has Spoken!
August 10th, 2008 at 9:02 am
What a night of fights!
@SL - I was thinking the exact same thing, Florian seemed to take his strategy right out of Machida’s playbook. I will give props to Florian for doing it in a far more exciting fashion. Props to Kenny for going all out in the 3rd round when he had already won, that shows a guy who cares about more than winning. I called this fight wrong but I was rooting for Florian and I’d rather win with my heart than my wallet (seeing as how I don’t bet money anyways)/
Lesnar is a BAD MAN. Don’t even get in the cage with that motherfucker without a black belt in jiu-jitsu. There is no such thing as out-wrestling him, tiring him out, or pounding him into a TKO. You godda knock his ass out cold or submit him, plain and simple. That punch was the best freakin’ punch I’ve ever seen, I don’t care if it didn’t knock him out. Did you see the way Lesnar tried to spear him afterwards? That was scary, if he connected he coulda broke some ribs.
I called the GSP/Fitch fight down to a tee. As predicted, George threw his candy ass around the cage for 25 minutes but was unable to finish him. GSP pisses me off because he’s a lay and pray fighter at heart but then once he’s winning he starts showing off just to make people think he’s exciting. GSP doesn’t really give me the impression that he’s trying his damndest to end the fight, he seems like he’s just trying to stay ahead and control the fight.
GSP def. Bj Penn via decision, final answer.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Seems mike is making the most sense here and since I’m smarter than the rest of you, I guess mike must be right.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:14 am
To The Truth…
Even from my grandma… right…
Lets see… in your heavyweight rankings there… I didn’t see Gabriel Gonzaga, you must have forgot that one. I don’t think Kongo deserves a title shot either… but I still think he could beat Lesnar. He just might be able to neutralize Lesnars size a little bit. Now let’s compare Lesnar and Sap just a bit…. both huge and get by with much less talent than their opponents because of their size. I know Lesnar was a good wrestler and an athlete… but he sucks balls…. Carl Lewis can run the 40 too but he’d get his ass fed to him against a fighter. Those stats mean shit in MMA…. that’s why you are the only one to quote them.
Maybe you’re right that you’re not the only one that likes Lesnar…. and I can definitely say I’m not the only one to beat off to Jessica Alba…. but it’s better than your choice of beating off to Lesnar.
The Truth and Brock Lesnar 69 each other.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Gonzaga is terrible, he got beatdown by Werdum. He had one lucky head kick to Cro Cop, thats it. He was exposed by Couture, anyone with GnP would beat him…Lesnar would stomp Gonzaga if he gets his BJJ sub defense down.
Last time, you lost ALL credibility trying to compare Bob Sapp to Lesnar, ZERO comparison. Sapp has NEVER beat anyone decent, his last fight against Jan Nortje (a handpicked kickboxer), he lost in the 1st round.
Lesnar has credible amateur wrestling experience, he owned the NCAA. He has the SAME credentials as Cain Valsquez, and you aren’t bashing him.
I quoted the 40 time to prove Lesnar is an athletic FREAK, he isn’t just big…the guy is quick. That is why his wrestling is off the charts, he can scramble and maintain top position with ease….Herring looked like a little kid, turtled up and he couldn’t even pull guard.
If you know anything about fighting, ground control is one of the hardest aspects of the game to learn. If Lesnar can hold down a 250lb guy with ease, once he learns finishing moves…he will be a true BEAST.
Even Big Nog couldn’t pin Herring down like that when the fight hit the ground, and his is like a 5th degree BJJ black belt.
Ask ANY fighter (as you clearly have never even spared)…Lesnar is the real deal, anyone that is 265 and can move like that and has that strong of a wrestling base, has endless potential in MMA. Control is the #1 key to winning a fight, and if LEsnar can impose his game against the weaker opponent, that is domination. That is how you win fights, your style controlling the other guys
Bottom line…it is VERY rare to see a “vet” get tooled by a “rookie”, and you just saw that last night. And even AFTER you are still bashing Lesnar, makes no sense. I bet you also were picking Herring to win because Lesnar is just a big “roid freak” before the fight, but now you are just trying to find other crap to bash him. Like the Sapp = Lesnar point, keep trying buddy
PS- I have a girlfriend, no need to beat off to the computer. I hope you are 13 still, then it is all good. But if you are a grown man bragging about how you beat off to JEssica Alba…I feel sorry for you brother, end of story
August 10th, 2008 at 9:23 am
its just sad that the UFC has to go this far to try to stay on top..getting WEE trailer parkers attention by letting the giant retarded steroid head peice of shit to destroy actual mma fighters that are half his size..fuck the UFC
August 10th, 2008 at 9:34 am
The Truth… dude… I’ve sparred hundreds of rounds with your mom.
Ok all bashing aside… Lesnar dominated in NCAA wrestling yes… is he an athlete yes…. is he top notch MMA… not a freakin chance. Take his size away and what skill does he really have? He only had ground control because of his size. Against a better fighter than Herring who is 4 wins in his last 10 fights…. and Lesnars inability is exposed.
I still think you 69 Lesnar.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Rumor has it that Kongo might fight Lesnar next….makes sense, they wanted to showcase Kongo on the same card against lesser (even though it was against a can!)
Kongo has no takedown D, he is all upper-body, like most kickboxers. He is the PERFECT sacrifical lamb for Lesnar.
Mike, you listening? Under 1 minute TKO for Lesnar over Kongo
PS- Your point that Lesnar “only has size”…EXACTLY. He has the size of a super heavyweight, and the athletic ability of a 205lb fighter. That is what makes him special.
That is like bashing Shaq because he is big…still made him one of the top 5 centers of all-time, and the #1 center of his era.
Lesnar’s size + quickness = HOLY CRAP (I would have said something else, but I think comments are moderated here)
August 10th, 2008 at 9:39 am
“The Truth” mike owned you buddy..do us all a favor and stick to WEE..Some of the things you say are true except when you talk about 300lb tool…a good opponent for lasnar is someone his size(sapp,thompson,slice..)and they would kill him too
August 10th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I have to agree with you guys about Brock Lesnar. I hate his guts, I really do, but the man is an animal. He that big and that fast and now he can hit. Everybody in the HW division needs to be afraid. Except Big Nog. Big Nog would beat Lesnar pretty easily… for now. When Lesnar gets more experience he is going to dominate. . I really hate myself for saying that.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I think the UFC wanted Kongo to have a big win…. so they put him in with a bum. I think Kongo vs Lesnar is a yawnfest. It will be all hype. Both suck. Especially Lesnar.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Aryan,
Sapp\Thompson\Slice would beat Lesnar? Do I really need to comment. All 3 of those guys have ZERO wrestling credentials.
Read up on Lesnar, he is a REAL collegiate All-American wrestling champ. The guy made it to the final cuts of the Minnesota Vikings with zero college football experience (and they didn’t even cut him, they wanted him to go to NFL Europe to learn for 1 year and then come back to tryout). In my opinion, NCAA All-American + NFL talent = ridiculous athletic ability, and add in his size, game over.
Lesnar is a real athlete, not just a monster with muscles. Sapp\Thompson\Slice, those are roided out idiots with no background in any formal sport.
All 3 of those guys would get taken down by Lensar with EASE. And then Lesnar would do the same thing he did to Herring, hold him down and beat on em
August 10th, 2008 at 9:53 am
I really hate agreeing with somebody named “The Truth” but I completely agree. Good logic, bad name.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Nobody is arguing that Lesnar isn’t a stellar athlete… or that he is juiced up like a freak. All I am saying is that he hasn’t fought anyone credible except Mir… and he got smoked. And lets face it… he wasn’t impressive in ANY of his fights. He is an athlete and he has a great resume and he WILL get owned against any good MMA heavyweight.
August 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am
All you people saying Brock Lesnar has no strengths aside from his size and wrestling backround need to go back and watch the slow motion replay of that punch.
August 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am
“No background in any formal sport”
Bob Sapp began his athletic career in college football as a standout offensive lineman for the University of Washington, where he won the Morris Award. Expected by some to get high notice from pro scouts in the 1997 NFL Draft, he slipped to the third round before being chosen by the Chicago Bears with the 69th overall. Although Sapp was under pro contract for the next four seasons (Chicago Bears ‘97, Minnesota Vikings ‘98, Baltimore Ravens ‘99, and Oakland Raiders ‘00 [2], each of which cut him within that season), he appeared in only one regular season game before leaving football.
Ferguson was a star defensive football player for Miami Palmetto High School in the Pinecrest area of Miami, Florida. Hmm…guess its not true about kimbo either, even though i hate him personally.
August 10th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Lesnar is an athlete, he can wrestle and can knock somebody out too…but his size is a ridiculous advantage.. i hate to see a good mma fighter get crushed by someone from WEE because he’s half his size..and thats all besides the fact that lesnar is a prick you’d wanna see someone get hired to break a leg or two of his so he wont be able to fuck up the heavy wight division by having an unfair size advantage…why isnt there a super heavy weight division in ufc?
August 10th, 2008 at 10:39 am
GSP SUCKS BALLS!
lesner should walk in and hit him in the head with a crow bar Burn in hell GSP and all his fans are fags. cause he in fact is a fag rubbing nipples wearing speedos I heard he goes down at his after parties! HA ! suck on that
August 10th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I can’t believe you anuses are making me defend Brock! He completely controlled everything in that fight. Did some of you guys even watch it? Sure he didn’t rear naked choke him one of the 50 times he could have but it’s his 3rd fight! He’ll get there! No I don’t like Brock [check some old posts] but he was impressive. Herring could barely move, much less fight. Brock had total control. He didn’t NEED to do anything else, so why talk about what “tools” he does or does not have? Can’t we just watch and see? Oh yeah, and Fedor would hurt Randy [I mean seriously injure] and probably make him retire due to injury.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Went to the fights. 5 hours woth of fights with the undercards. Had a great time. UNTIL some bastard stabbed my truck tire and I had a hell of a time trying to get things fixed that late at night. LONG STORY.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Wow.. Just take a moment and BREATH.. Done? Alright.. The fact is this IF YOU CAN SIT THERE and say Brock lesnar is garbage and then say you hate to see GREAT MMA fighters lose to him… Isn’t that the Pot calling the Kettle Black.. Seriously how about some common sense your just arguing to argue you have no logic backing your statements on lesnar.. he isn’t a steroid user thats Some serious bullshit accusations. Kongo will Lose to Lesnar on the ground getting Mauled and crying during the process. As I said Not an AOL Chatroom.. I don’t know about the whole Coture vs Fedor atm but I’d much less love to see it..
August 10th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Why are people mad about Brock’s size compared to others? HH weighed in at 250 and Brock at 265, that isn’t that much of a difference. Also, if you didn’t already know this there are people who walk around in the 200’s who cut down to fight at 170. Where is all the outrage against them for using their size. That argument is retarded. Maybe if fighters can’t handle a larger opponent they should cut down to a lower weight class, not punish people who can.
I didn’t like all the comments after the fight either, but I didn’t care as much when I found out HH told White he was pissed he had to fight somebody like Brock before the fight. Those comments then got back to Lesnar. If you run your mouth you gotta back it up.
August 10th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
fuck this there’s no point to argue i just hate lesnar and anything WWE related
August 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Brock Lesner has about as much right to be in the UFC as Michelle Wie has being in the PGA.
Just cause you can play the game don’t make you “the man”.
Brock has ZERO MMA skills. ZIP, zilch, nada, nyet!
And all you Cock Chestner fans need to get a grip on yourself, its sad to watch grown men slob this giants tiny roid infected dick.
August 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I cant even find the words to describe how foolish some of you people are Fitch got DOMINATED never had GSP in any sort of trouble and you want to give him all kinds of props for having heart and pride not to go down but dis GSP for his shorts, and not give him props for beasting Fitch for 25 mins Now Dont get me wrong I got madd respect for anybody willing to step into a Cage/Ring But lets call it like it is Fitch got dominated by a superior fighter, Fitch is a little to overrated granted i was drinking the cool aid but after the Chris Wilson fight who I thought won that fight @ UFC 82.
Fitch= Good but overrated
GSP= Chillin on the Planet Dominance with A.Silva
BJ Penn= 1 Pig Roast shy of Fighting Brock Lesnar
August 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Kongo joined UFC-bashing bandwagon. Guess it means they won’t be keeping him around for more. As for the rest of the fights, I’d say Huerta should’ve earned more points - I agree Kenny Florian won the fight, but on agression scale Roger Huerta was way above Kenny’s performance. Quite a boring event altogether, especially for a stellar fight card they had.
August 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Fitch got his assed handed to him PROPS are due for what? Stepping into a ring and failing miserably. Come the fuck on seriously? Did anyone see the amount of time in ONE round Pierre should have either knocked him out or gotten him to Submit Pierre bothers me to that extent all jokes aside about his attire. When Brock gets some more fights and wins more fights your all gonna continue to complain so I made my case on that subject. As for Kongo he’s just gonna get raped if he happens to fight bro the guys gonna get utterly fucking savaged… I thought the card was pretty good overal as for Roger huerta though the guy was horrible.. As for all that energy he seemed to have he made very poor use of any of it and I wanted him to win but he made a horrible showing got danced around etc etc..
August 10th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
he needs to take a punch or kick to the head immmmmmmediately, no class, I was hoping herring was gonna get a chance to kick that steriod selling piece o shit in the face. just never got the chance.
August 10th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
i think aryan and mike need to meet in one or the others mom’s basement and watch some fight dvd’s then maybe they would understand the sheer dominance that is in lesnars future..and for every idiot who has brought up kimbo in comparison to anything aside from your local crackhead shut the fuck up kimbo is a piece of shit a no good gangbanger whio just throws up gang signs while his armada of 20 pussies escort his bitchass to the ring thompson was beating his ass and exposed his inability to actual fight and then they stop it cuz his ear popped because i was unaware u could win by knockout if the guy is still standing the whole time but its just me..in closing FUCK KIMBO ARYAN AND MIKE!
August 10th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
one more thing for the ever so intelligent person who claimed fedor was afraid shut the fuck up dana whites faggot ass offered him a shit deal, fedor is one of the best ambassadors for the sport. also affliction has no hw class….did i not see barnett rizzo rothwell whitehead arlovski and fedor at banned? try actually watching some fights
August 10th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
DID SOMEONE REALLY SAY KONGO WOULD BEAT LESNER HE HAS NO GROUND SKILLS WHATS SO EVER. AND i AM A FAN OF KONGO, EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO RELAX AND GIVE LESNER HIS DUE. SO MANY PEOPLE CRITICIZE HIM BUT A MAN THAT BIG WENT 3 ROUNDS AND WASNT GASED. LOOK AT KIMBO HE CANT LAST ONE ROUND. PLEASE JUST GIVE SOME RESPECT TO LESNER FOR WHAT HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED INJUST 3 FIGHTS. ALSO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAYING DANA SHOULD PAY UP THATS WHY HIS COMPANY IS SURVIVING AND ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS OR BOUGHT BY DANA WHITE. PLUS ALL THESE GUYS SAY THEY FIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF THE SPORT AND NOT THE MONEY BS ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY WITH SOME GUYS I.E. FEDOR. (EXAMPLE LOOK AT CROCOP EVERYONE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE INSANE IN THE UFC AND HE ENDED UP BEING A CHUMP) COME TO THE UFC FIGHT ONCE OR TWICE TO PROVE THAT YOU DESERVE THE MONEY I.E. FEDOR HE COULD END UP JUST LIKE CROCOP.
August 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
KINGER DID YOU REALLY SAY RIZZO GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT: ROTHWELL ALSO LOST TO WHO AN EX UFC FIGHTER NEXT WE GOT WHITEHEAD OH YEAH HE LOST TO BABALU OH YEAH ALSO AN EX UFC STAR. SO YES I WILL SAY AFFLICTION HAS NO HW CLASS BUT FEDOR AND MAYBE ARLOVSKI.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Truth is the UFC didnt want LESNAR to be hyped so they made him fight mir then hearring, Now we all know he can fight. End of Discussion. Hes a good HW, not top 10 but i think he will get better and better. Two years from now he will be a really good HW.
by that time he will have a couple of good wins too that will help him gain credibility.
TIME WILL TELL IF IM WRONG OR NOT, aint worth writing more about him.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
@MMA FAN….
WTF are you talking about? They wanted him to fight Mir then Herring? He was supposed to fight Coleman but Coleman got injured and Herring was a stand in. Before you talk like you are king dingaling you may want to know your shit.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:29 am
RED PLEASE COLEMAN JUST BACKED OUT OF THAT FIGHT HE DIDNT GET HURT. HE WAS ON RECORD SAYING WHEN LESNER CAME TO THE UFC HE WOULD NEVER WANT TO FIGHT HIM. tHEN THEY MAKE THE MATCH UP AND HE MIRACULASLY GETS INJURED PLEASE HE JUST PUNKED OUT HE’S TO OLD LESNER WOULD HAVE SMASHED HIM EVEN WORSE THAN HERRING!!!! MUCH RESPECT FOR LESNER FOR WHAT HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED IN JUST THREE FIGHTS!!!
August 11th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Anyone claiming Brock uses steroids should just kindly jump into some sort of meat shredder. This is how retarded rumors start.. Idoits/Haters/ people who don’t have a fucking clue what they happen to be talking about Like YOU(BROCK LESNARS PENIS) seriously that was a very clever name thanks for sharing with us now shut the fuck up.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am
@ Griffin Lover
He was caught on record saying he wouldnt want to fight him months before the fight was first scheduled. If he was scared then why the hell would he have taken the fight? I’m sure you would like to believed you are correct, and I think that you think typing in all caps like you’re yelling makes you sound more convincing. I’m not a Coleman fan but when somebody has been in the ring/cage with people like Fedor twice, Shogun, Rizzo, Frye twice, and Nogueira and never backed out on any of them. I highly doubt some guy who is 1-1 that the only thing he has more of is size/strength would scare a MMA legend out of the cage. Coleman wrestled through college and went on to wrestle in the Olympics so Brock wouldn’t have that advantage. So maybe next time you should know what the fuck you are talking about before you try to sound like you know what you’re talking about.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Kinger 69’s Brock Lesnar.
We could just meet in your moms basement… we’re there all the time.
Lesnar sucks.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
mike i would love to see you try and come anywhere near my house
August 11th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
@ griffen lover
i never said rizzo got knocked out. and also how can u not include barnett in the hw class?
August 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Kinger… you know when you speak about some of the fighters… you are sooo close to sounding like you have little…. but still some intelligence. But tough talking on the internet…. wow. New low dude. Besides… you’re already tucked in by the time I come over.
Ok seriously though… all jokes aside… Lesnar is an accomplished wrestler and I respect that… I’m just saying that he has more size than skill. When he fights a polished fighter his weight he will be beaten. He mauled Herring for most of the fight… but Mir… who is much more polished could overcome that and exploit Lesnars lack of skill. Many heavyweights get by on strength… the heavier you are the larger the possibility for a variable in strength. Do I think Lesnar has potential… yes…. but he will always lose to the top in his class. Butterbean traded on strength but it only got him so far. When he fought anyone who was polished… he lost miserably.
Kinger tell your mom I said Hi.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
So red your admitting coleman said he wouldnt fight him. now your sounding like an asshole. so in conclusion we agreed coleman made the statement he would not fight brock. Thank you for confirming that. now that goes to my comment he didnt get hurt he pussed out. how would it look if dana white offered him the fight with brock and he came straight out and said no, not so good on his part would especially it was right after the ufc inducted him into the hall of fame. So before you respond to this really think did coleman want to FIGHT BROCK!!!! All for all you people talking about how brock size is all he has he has only fought 3 times and has only been doing mma for a lil over a year now. And for the frank mir fight that was bs he was pounding on him from side control until mir turned his head so the punches would land on the back of the head. I am sorry but if a fighter turns into the punches then oh well you shouldnt be able to use that as a defense. (mir was a pussy) Along with that refs usually stop the actions tell the fighter to watch the back of the head and then continue the fight in the same position but not this time I wonder why. The ref stood them up and then mir got lesner in the guard which made it easier to land a submission. Poor reffing led to lesners loss. Hey kinger where the hell has burnett been exactley now where until that affliction card came up and they needed a name to fill a spot. ONCE AGAIN PLEASE PEOPLE GIVE LESNER SOME CREDIT FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE IN JUST A YEAR.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
RED DID YOU REALLY THROW ALL THOSE NAMES AT ME WHO COLEMAN FOUGHT. LETS SEE SHOGUN OH THATS RIGHT GRIFFIN EMBARRISED HIM COMPLETELY. NEXT FRYE WHO LOST TO THOMPSON WHO COULDNT FINISH KIMBO WELL HE DID BUT ANYWAY. NOGERIO WHO SHOULD HAVE LOST TO HEATH HERRING BUT COULDNT FINISH NEED I SAY MORE. RIZZO DO I REALLY NEED TO TOUCH THAT ONE. aND THEN THERES FEDOR WHO WOULDNT COME TO FIGHT COUTURE WHEN THEY BOTH WERE IN THERE PRIMES AND MADE EXCUSES ABOUT THE MONEY FROM DANA. ONE THING CANT BLAME DANA LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO CROCOP WHEN HE CAME TO THE UFC HE WAS A BAG A SHIT SO WHY WOULD YOU PAY SOME GUY THAT HASNT PROVED HIMSELF IN THE UFC. GAURENTEED DANA WOULD HAVE PAID UP IF FEDOR WOULD HAVE PROVEN HIMSELF. WHERE WOULD DANA BE STANDING IF FEDOR WENT INTO THE OCTOGON AND LOST TO COUTURE. PAYING SOME GUY A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY BEFORE PROVING HIMSELF. JUST REMEMBER THE OCTOGON IS A TOTAL DIFFERENT WORLD THEN THOSE GAY RINGS AFFLICTION USES. AND LOOK BACK I DONT THINK FEDOR HAS EVER FOUGHT IN A CAGE I THINK HE’S AFFRAID OF THE CAGE!!!!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Are you retarded? So what you’re saying is by these fighters most recent fights that their whole career they sucked? I’m not doubting Brocks fighting ability, I wanted Brock to win the fight. But you talk all matter-o-fact like you know everything. If you are so smart and your OPINION is correct then why don’t you go make a MMA website and talk your bullshit there.
So tearing your MCL is a fake injury?
http://www.yardbarker.com/mma/articles/Mark_Coleman_elaborates_on_his_injury_and_talks_future/270940
August 12th, 2008 at 7:12 am
hey RED check out the new posting for today. Bro i have been following this sport forever since the early 90’s now read the following message that i just copied and pasted message reads as follows: — All signs are pointing to Cheick Kongo as Brock Lesnar’s next opponent. And why not UFC Hall-of-Famer Mark Coleman, who was originally supposed to take on Lesnar at “Seek and Destroy”? According to Dave Meltzer: “The basic story is this…Coleman really doesn’t want the fight.” oh yeah posted today on cage potato now what do you say.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Until Coleman comes out and says I faked a knee injury then its everybodies opinion. So Shogun is dodging Liddell because he hurt his knee and there wasn’t a rematch scheduled, based off your logic then thats correct. Yet, it says on the main page Shogun is going to fight Rampage. Injuries happen, then they don’t get the fight later on.
So you have been following the sport since the early 90’s yet how come when I mentioned a lot of the MMA legends you downed that all as if they were nothing? Sounds like you only know about their most recent fights, like you’ve only been watching for 2-3 years. This is a pointless conversation, you obviously think your opinion is fact and you seem thickheaded about it so its pointless to continue.
August 12th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Griffin Lover… dude for somebody so smart… take it off caps. You said “Poor reffing led to lesners loss”… I just want to make sure… cuz I watched that fight I woulda sworn it was cuz Mir was twisting Lesnars leg into a pretzel and Lesnar TAPPED.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:15 am
yeah some of those fighter were great key word WERE. they are beyond there times. and for mike yeah he tapped but thats only after the ref stopped the fight do to punches to the back of the head which Mir clearly turned his head into. Lesner was in side control dropping bombs that mir couldnt defend. the ref should have worned lesner and continued them in the same position but instead he stood them up and took a point away even without a warning. So when the fight continued mir was able to get lesner in his guard which helped him land a submission. oh and I am not saying he really faked a knee injury but he was caught on record saying he didnt want to fight brock thats all. oh thanks mike for calling me smart!!!!
August 13th, 2008 at 11:56 am
When they fought Coleman, they were in their prime. You are judging how they fought Coleman based off of how they fought most recently.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I am not judging them on that all i am saying is that NOW coleman doesnt want to fight lesner he is a lil scared to thats all!!!
August 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
How come Coleman’s afraid of anyone? He wasn’t afraid to go against Shogun during their fight in Pride and Shogun in his prime was much more dangerous than Lesnar will be in the next 5 years.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:45 am
OK people whats with all the rabbleing about?
August 26th, 2008 at 2:45 am
OK people whats with all the rabbling about?