Rampage Caption Contest: The Finalists
Only 196 entries, guys? Seriously? It would have killed you to break 200?
On the real, though, the response to this one was mind-blowing. There's no way we can just pick one winner, so we'll call out our 10 favorites, and leave it up to you. Here are the finalists:
devilmonkey: We all have our cross to bear.
Ouch! That hurts: “and God, why in my time of troubles were there only one set of footprints in the Chili’s?”
Horror Fighter: “Lethal Weapon 5: This Time It’s Different Because the White Guy’s the Old One and the Black Guy’s the Crazy One.” (Ed. note: I chopped off the first half of this entry in the interest of brevity. You understand.)
Matt Herpes: This is what happens when you don’t put Rampage’s dressing on the side.
Savalas: 20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby.
baba: After his twelfth Awesome Blossom, Rampage has trouble distinguishing between his steel chain necklace and the waitstaff.
killa: okay…you can have the booth
Dollar Hot Dogs: disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.
Markdog: “I bet you my next fight don’t go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!”
Charles Fuller: man i want those gloves. (Ed note: If you don't think any of the above finalists are funny, feel free to vote for this one as a form of protest.)
Do your voting in the poll over there on the right, and we'll announce the winner of those badass TapouT cage gloves (courtesy of GroundAndPound.com) this time tomorrow.
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shitwhistle Says:
The only semi funny one is "Dollar Hot Dogs: disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche."
Charles Fuller gets my vote because, man, he really does want those gloves.
Darkside Says:
Gotta go with the "dollar hot dogs" caption for my vote.
Anonymous Says:
wtf? i thought "they kept screaming 'he's fat not pregnant'" was fucking hilarious all of these suck balls
Anonymous Says:
wtf? i thought "they kept screaming 'he's fat not pregnant'" was fucking hilarious all of these suck balls.
Dudeman Says:
wow...not ONE remotely funny one?
Armbreaker Says:
The funniest one wasn't chosen in the top ten, which is an outrage. It was about Xtreme Couture and their shipment of HGH.
Geriatric Peon Says:
I understand the finalists, after reading 196 entries I wouldn't have a sense of humor left either. I gave up reading them some where in the 50's. Go Fuller!
tito's shorts Says:
None of them seem funny. There was a guy on mmamania that posted one that was hilarious. Something like: I got my bitch for the night
josh Says:
dollar hot dogs-- funny!!
pookysdabomb Says:
All 10 of those captions were as terrible as watching the Main-iac swallow is own puke!
the hulkster Says:
I'm calling shenanigans on Markdog having so many votes.
These all kind of suck, but I'm going with "baba" for the Office reference. Awesome Blossom... haha.
Me Says:
You guys are crazy!!! Me had like 5 really funny ones in there and not one got picked!!! I may be biased because I am me. But so are you... right? bah
Chili's Says:
I thought the "I wan't my babyback, babyback, babyback....riiiibs." was a shoe-in.
Ted Nutmeg Says:
I thought the "babyback" caption was the best as well. And thanks to Armbreaker for recognizing my HGH caption which, while not the best, was certainly better than some of the crapola listed among the "finalists."
Anonymous Says:
Way to pat yourselves on the back, "Me" and "Ted Nutmeg." Well done.
M@TT Says:
but did anybody notice the sweet guillotine set-up in the picture.......?
Anonymous Says:
Charles Fuller, fo sho.
BigJoe Says:
These are all weak. BOO!
BIG CHRIS Says:
Go Fuller!!!! all of these suck!!
Anonymous Says:
i go with devil monkey by unanimous decision. we all have a cross to bear.
Ronnie Dobbs Says:
Odd that Markdog has 64 votes and no posts mentioning his masterpiece. BS. Dollar Hot Dogs deserves it.
Nina Says:
Holla at Markdog!! You are a true master piece so get ready to wear them with pride, Master. Stop hateing on the "Markdog" faggots!!!
asdf Says:
markdog
croark1 Says:
Charles Fuller has my vote... Remind me next time to post something extremely stupid so I will be a finalist...
Aaron Says:
Baba's is funny. After 12 Awesome Blosoms, most would be dead of indigestion and wouldn't be able to stand up let alone lift somebody else.
Sorry, but Dollar Hotdog's postal comment while cliche is not funny at all.
Charles Fuller Says:
cmon guys im really close to getting those gloves that i want so bad
Myles Kilometers Says:
It appears people figured out they could clear their cookies and vote as many times as they like. I've never seen 310 people participate in anything around here...so shenanigans...give Fuller the gloves and make him wear them on his feet for my amusement.
bpd Says:
Put me down for Dollar Hot Dogs.
My caption never registered, but it wouldn't have made it anyway.
("I got a delivery for the night manager... one fat Joey Slotnick?"
Me Says:
Wow Anon, wow. Just kinda went right over your head didn't it?!?
Psssh! Says:
What a shitsack of a list. I hope the CagePotato douche who picked these dies of AIDs. You wouldn't know funny if Cecil Peoples tried to explain it to you.
Jay Says:
Rampage: "Hey Randy how come every time we get into a fight you gotta hit up on the black dudes and i gotta carry the white guys to safety, whats up with that!"
Rocksteady28 Says:
I thought Horror Fighter's was good...
Launchpad Mctap aka CB Dollaway Says:
Did God make you do THAT too?!
UFC fan Says:
I thought mine was funnier, and more original.
Oh well, who cares then.
Charles Fuller Says:
This poll is bologna, someones cheating. Obviously I have the greatest following and should wear the gloves.
MGillis Says:
My Fav wasnt chosen...
JoseMonkey "Rampage uses a local pub patron to illustrate exactly how big Forrest Griffin’s ears are." was the best
Markdog Says:
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! THANK YOU BEN & BEN, and www.GroundandPound.com
You guys are now on my Top Ten Pound for Pound Coolest People on the Fucking Planet List!!!
Markdog Says:
And thank for whoever voted 4 me. Sorry Hot Dogs, I really did think yours was funny.
Horror Fighter Says:
I was going to congratulate Markdog on winning (and beating me badly in the process), but BJ burst into my office and interrupted me.
Thanks to Rocksteady28 for showing me a little love. Since I received one positive post, I am now technically more popular on Cage Potato than Tito Ortiz.
Anon Says:
nice!
( devilmonkey: We all have our cross to bear. )