See the World Through BJ Penn's Eyes
This video of BJ Penn's experience at UFC 87 (courtesy of BJPenn.com, via Yahoo!) confirms a few things that I've long suspected: 1) BJ Penn has more fun than I do, 2) Jesse Ventura (seen sitting stone-faced next to Penn at one point) does not, and 3) everyone in the world -- including "Rampage" Jackson -- thinks they do a good Hulk Hogan impression, but most of them are wrong.
Where things really start to get interesting here is when Penn enters the Octagon to confront Georges St. Pierre about their superfight. You can hear Dana White asking Penn to let GSP "have his moment here real quick," and you can also hear the boos from the crowd when Penn steps up to the mic. No matter, Nick Swardson thinks he's the best fighter in the world, and that's enough for me.
Below, check out BJ hitting the town with Bruce Buffer, who declares Jon Fitch to be "a tough son of a bitch." You gotta love the Buff.
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mmasupershop.com Says:
4) BJ is turning into almost as much of a prodigy when it comes to marketing and self promotion as he was at BJJ.
Ryan's_lover_Pablo Says:
Mike Tyson's voice is manly
BJ sounds like a Filipino ladyboy.
I can picture him saying with his squeeky voice:
"Oy papi ! U so big it hurts. Do me , do me, do BJ harder papi...yeee-e-e-e-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
Fuckyourmothor Says:
Did anyone notice BJ's thight ass pants??? What the fuck was up with that? I'm a big fan of BJ but he lost respect for those gay ass pants. Reminds me of all the faget ass kids wearing those kind of pants these days. Fuckin fruits!!!
godzillad Says:
That was the most boring video outro of all time.
Anonymous Says:
I felt like I was watching Cloverfield towards the end of the first video.
Aryan Says:
"Ryan's_lover_Pablo" lmao.... that was funny as shit
and yea those fucking pants he's wearing like the 14 year old emo fags you see in the streets that you just want to run them the fuck over..fuckin fruit..if you got a voice like that you should not wear girl pants..what a fuckin shame..
ThoughGuyGangster Says:
WOW, I'm so impressed by the replys on this post. I wanna see more homophobic remarks. Only really THOUGH STRAIGHT MEN are allowed to say that.
Respect - pussies.
Jcee14 Says:
ThoughGuyGangster's my hero
Howie Says:
BJ Penn is going to be a very annoying old man some day. Walking the streets with his die hard cronies asking everyone "Do you know who BJ is? ya? Do you know who BJ is? ya?"
Fuck BJ Penn. Make him stay in the Lightweight division for a while and defend his belt at least two more times. A win over Sean Sherk (and still not quite sure who showed up to fight in Sherks place after that performance) Joe Stevenson and Jens Pulver does not warrant an immediate fight against a champion in a different weight class.
GSP would tear Penn apart anyways but he doesn't need to risk his belt against the punchers chance. Take some time of Georges, you deserve it.
Jonas Says:
In my opinion there are only two other fighters in the world that can compare with the talent of BJ. And thoose are Anderson Silva and Fedor! I really dont see GSP beeing up there yet. Yes he is a monster but there aint no real improvement in his perforemces. Dont get me wrong he has allways been one of the top guys but I believe he can still do better. He has been weak mentally, and thats why I think his performances has been so up and down. Just look at the first fight against Hughes, he was afraid of the guy. That aint no fighter spirit.
Well I can go on and on but thats my thoughts. And why shouldnt BJ move up? There is nothing left to do for him in 155 except beating guys that doesnt even deserve to get into the octagon with him. Just be happy that a monster matchup is going to happen within the year, hopefully.
PantzRforGayz Says:
tight pants are so homosexual, I mean seriously, it takes a real man to throw on some big baggy denim. I'd rather make out with another dude than wear pants that make me look good—eff that. Buncha man-kissing nancies is what the kids are today. Nevermind that denim was designed to be worn tight since the 1800s. But they were all queer as pumpkin bread if you ask me. Seriously, what backwoods, hole-in-the- earth, inbred town are you retards from anyway? Grow the fuck up, you obviously fat, jealous, hateful sonsofbitches.
JC Says:
I haven't had that much motion sickness since.......well never. BJ's cameraman sucks juicy balls. And Rampage still looks a little crazy.
PotatoHead Says:
Rampage Jackson's having way too much fun for a guy responsible for the death of an unborn child.
Where's the remorse? Where's the outrage from my fellow Potatoheads?
Geez... who the f*ck cares about PJs pants?
John Edwards for President... right, guys?
I'm going back to bed. I've had enough for one day.
Kim Couture is a cunt Says:
Rampage is so hot
none Says:
How much did Lil' Wayne have to pay to have nothing but his CD playing on loop the whole time.
Fedor Emelianenko MMA DVD Says:
BJ has got it right. Unlike other fighters he also works hard on building up a following for himself.
Lazy Hawaiian Says:
I really hate BJ Penn, his attitude, and the fact that he acts like a spoiled rich-kid brat and a lazy Hawaiian all in one. But most of all, I hate that he is actually such a good fighter.
I can just dismiss my hatred for other douchebag fighters with big mouths and small brains, like Melvin Guillard or Tito Ortiz, because I know if they fight top-level competition they will get what's coming to them. But every time I hope BJ gets his face smashed in, he goes an wins the fight. It is really frustrating! The world is supposed to reward nice people like Chris Lytle and shit on assholes like BJ Penn. But no, BJ is the one given the talent and the oversized cabbage-patch head that seems to absorb any punch thrown at him.
Oh well. It was fun at least to see him struggling to hold on to consciouness after Matt Hughes got him in that crucifix and pounded him silly. Then his little fanboys had to ruin it by claiming he had a broken rib, which he mysteriously broke on his own, and did not in any way, shape or form result from anything Matt Hughes might have done to him. Because in their mind, BJ is so perfect, only HE is perfect enough to break a rib on his perfect body. Nevermind that there was never any evidence of a broken rib, no athletic commission report of such injury, and just the word of a lazy Hawaiian excuse-maker.
So anyway, I hate BJ Penn.
I hate that he is good!
I hate that he is an asshole!
I hate that he is supported by legions of virginal internet wannabes!
I hate how everyone talks about his jiu-jitsu as if he HAD actually submitted anybody from his guard EVER in a fight!
I hate his stupid accent that, yes, does indeed sound like a Filipino ladyboy (thanks Ryan's_lover_Pablo for pointing that out)!
I hate his spoiled attitude!
I hate that he thinks he deserves a WW title shot after going 1 - 2 in the division!
I hate that the UFC agrees with him on that title shot!
I hate that he has a head like a stay-puffed marshmallow with dimples, that is designed to allow him to absorb unfair amounts of punishment!
And I especially hate that he is a lazy Hawaiian! Can't he just go work as a valet at a hotel in Hawaii and give poor service to customers while collecting government entitlements, like the rest of his people?
Bootylam! Says:
I tried to hate Penn but I can't.
I hate bj penn Says:
He is such a faggot.
I hate bj penn MORE Says:
I hate BJ with a passion.
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