"Oprah Winfrey? Wake the f*ck up, alright?"

(Props: "Captain Insano X" on the UG)

Though he was supposed to fight at Gladiator Challenge two days ago, Dan "Stevia Soldier" Quinn's long-awaited match with Dave Huckaba has been pushed back to September 7th. No worries — that just means he has another month to hype the fight. Though he looks to be in solid physical shape in this video shot last week, Quinn's narrative is as disjointed (and bizarrely compelling) as ever, as he suggests the use of jackets that only fighters can wear, laments the plight of the "sistas," orders his fat-ass former teammate Cedric Figaro to get on Stevia immediately, briefly reveals a phobia about axle grease, and re-enacts the famous scene at Juanita's as an action movie. Quinn's actually been quite prolific with the video-making lately; he's recorded four more clips since this one, and they can all be seen here.

Bonus: After the jump, Stevia-hater Dave Huckaba responds to Quinn's recent videos, and manages to use the word "okay" as much as Dan does.