‘TUF 8′ Cast Photo + Bader’s Audition Vid
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SpikeTV just sent out the first cast shot of the Ultimate Fighter 8 gang, in which it appears that Big Nog has intimidated some of his guys into wearing socks on the mat.
You may also be interested in Ryan “Darth” Bader’s Ultimate Fighter audition video, which we’ve posted below. Not only is Bader a promising fighter, he also enjoys keg stands, naked pool-lounging, bro’ing out with CB Dollaway, and having sex with women. He also has some incredibly unoriginal taste in highlight-reel music. I already hate this person.
(Props to ‘Crooklyn’ on the UG.)
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August 18th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Ugh, Joe Duarte. What a piece of shit.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
ryan bader……I got through like half of that before my insides came crashing out of my asshole. apparently, his presence causes instant ebola
August 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
great. another fucking meat head, alcoholic, frat boy fuckin wrestler. i just cant wait to see this dumb prick get drunk and punch a hole in the wall. what a fucking joke. dana white is the worst kind of human fucking being.
August 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
great. another fucking meat head, alcoholic, frat boy fuckin wrestler that we get to watch dry hump all the other fighters against the cage. i just cant wait to see this dumb prick get drunk and punch a hole in the wall. what a fucking joke. dana white is the worst kind of human fucking being.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Yo, it’s Ryan here, just wanted to let you guys know that I’ve changed my nickname to “Master” now. So call me Ryan “Master” Bader from now on. Thanks guys!
August 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
sweet now maybe mir can teach these lhw’s a good ground game and make a real ultimate fighter
August 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
since he is SO PRO at everything he does, his new nickname should be ‘the master’
yep, Ryan the Master Bader.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“Not only is Bader a promising fighter, he also enjoys… having sex with women”
How… original.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Dana’s favorite part of the video is when Ryan kicks out the limo window and then punches his girlfriend in the face.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Anyone who’s a friend of CB is a complete fucking tool. Seeing CB in this video and hearing his voice makes me hate this guy more and more. Just what the show needs another asshole to show everyone how to tap out.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I guess im the only one that finds this guy hilarious.
August 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
What a fuckin tool he is.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Douche Bader will fit right in. He’ll be this season’s Mongo.
August 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Master Bader! HAHAHAHA that made my fucking day!!! HAHAHAH . This guy is a complete jackass! The funniest part is that his friends probably helped him edit this video and were like “dude you should put in that badass kegstand that you did the other day! This video is the shit!!” I really hope this guy gets struck by lightning.
One interesting thing about this show is how Big Nog and and Frank Mir are both Submission BJJ practitioners while most of the guys on this show seem like they are wrestlers. That should make things interesting.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
You have Nogueira and Mir written on the mat left to right. They are pictuted left to right again in the banner above the group. But of course the meat heads are standing in the opposite formation because most can’t read; photographer included.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Ryan Bader, you post was the funnies shit I’ve read all day!
August 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Ryan Bader, your post was the funnies shit I’ve read all day!
August 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
TOOL!
Steroided idiot…how the f does he own a house? Mommy + Daddy bought it for him…he also used their Amex to buy his roid juice
Any friend of CB = JOKE
Anyone else notice what a tool CB is? Wearing his TUF jersey and same stupid glasses in every second of the video.
August 18th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Test
August 18th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Let’s go team Mir. I have a feeling he’ll make a quality coach.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:46 am
gay
August 19th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Jesus, Mir and Nog are huge! Mir’s arm is about half of both guys’ size that he is standing next to. Is that Jaunito Ibarra Jr. with the played out UFC ’skull & gunz’ shirt? And check out the sick ink on the guy to the far right (the one standing in front of the guy with the toupee, and behind the lady predator). I hope they all piss their pants on national T.V.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Apparently, it’s also cool to get grenade tats if your gonna be on TUF. I wonder what his nickname is? Maybe the “The Albino Hand Grenade.” Might as well bite Davis’ style since he bit War Machine’s.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Damn, I didn’t realize War Machine had an anarchy tat too! I wonder if he’ll jerk a few tears before and after his fights as well? Or maybe he’ll choke someone out outside a club. If your gonna copy someone, might as well go all out!
August 19th, 2008 at 6:36 am
I truly hope he has a sword penis on his chest.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:49 am
wtf….. only thing i can say is apparently somebody needs to teach the kids at ASU how to keg stand cuz that was weak
August 19th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I thought it was pretty good for an audition video. True, it was a little over the top (understatement), but he did land a spot on the show. Like it or not, he’s going to be a force in the cage. Another Arizona State University wrestling stud. Here’s a small list of Sundevil MMA competitors you may have heard of: Dan Severn, Dan Henderson, CB Dolloway, Aaron Simpson, Cain Velasquez… I expect great things from Bader.
August 20th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
This guy sucks, CB Dolloway was such a joke on the last TUF. just wait until this tool meets someone with some actual skill in the octagon, he will get smoked, just like his butt buddy CB did by Amir, twice…
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
Yeah Mir is gonna make one hell of a coach. And this bader dude… damn… this isn’t the image mma needs right now…. And it didn’t help that every single clip in there was obviously preplanned to make him appear to be the superior frat fuck alpha male.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I think I could jerk off to this guy getting knocked out on episode one. Anyone who is so bromosexual with CB Holloway needs an ass beating.