‘Title Shot’ Caption Contest: BJ and a Gun
After arranging a visit by BJ Penn to his Army unit at Fort Lewis, MMA writer Kelly Crigger was inspired to dig deeper into the subculture of mixed martial arts, and find out what would compel a person to sacrifice all worldly comforts for the opportunity to beat up a stranger in a cage. Over the next year, he visited leading MMA camps including Team Quest, American Top Team, and Sityodtong, and interviewed fighters at every level of the game. The result is Title Shot: Into the Shark Tank of Mixed Martial Arts, which, no bullshit, is probably the most insightful and essential exploration of the MMA lifestyle that you’ll ever read. We highly suggest that you buy it, but you also have a chance to win a signed copy right here.
Check out the photo above — one of thousands that Crigger took during the preparation of his book — which shows The Prodigy at the Fort Lewis shooting range. (As Crigger explains: “We took him out to bust some caps, but he couldn’t learn to hold the weapon for shit.”) The two readers who provide the best captions in the comments section below will win a signed copy of Title Shot. Contest ends Sunday night at midnight ET; feel free to enter multiple times. Good luck…
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August 27th, 2008 at 7:18 am
How much is cagepotato being paid to advertise this book?
Also, do you guys who write the articles resent being forced to link to your ’sister’ sites (like Holy Taco, etc)?
August 27th, 2008 at 7:23 am
@ Anonymous:
1) Nothing.
2) No.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:34 am
BJ takes cross-training in ALL areas of combat to a whole new level.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Wait…. didnt Kendal Grove say that guns were for white people?
August 27th, 2008 at 7:44 am
After careful analysis of past fights, BJ Penn has discovered a weakness in Georges St. Pierres game…..his aversion to bullets.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:44 am
What do you mean I can’t fight Light Heavy Weight, Dana.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:45 am
This is what you get when you mate a Cabbage Patch Kid with GI Joe.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Penn realizes the RPG is the only way to beat GSP.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:49 am
BJ Penn felt it was time to bring out the big guns.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Sean sherk, you’re dead.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:51 am
BJ has always been a literal guy. After asking girls if they wanted a ticket to the “Gun Show,” he prompted whipped this out.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:55 am
BJ trains for his upcoming bout with GSP by watching the Last Samurai, hoping that he as at last found a way to come out on top.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:59 am
BJ Penn discovers a sure-fire method to ‘andle GSP’s riddim.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:01 am
“You better run faster GEORGE!”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Upon hearing that he was “a long shot” to beat GSP, BJ Penn took his training to the next level.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Although B.J. Penn’s killing spree left 14 dead, UFC head Dana White says he will stand by the fighter, who is still scheduled to face Georges St. Pierre early next year. “Of course he’ll fight,” White said. “B.J. feels awful about all those bullet wounds, but he had nothing to do with it. And the shootings occurred because B.J. was really hungry AND thirsty and not in control of his faculties.”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Read this in the announcer guy’s voice:
Current UFC Lightweight Champion, BJ “The Prodigy” Penn, takes his shot at the current Welterweight Champion, Georges “Rush” St. Pierre.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:16 am
I may not know how to hold a gun, but I am the king of the rubber guard.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am
“Steady, St-Pierre, steady…”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am
although bj has excellent takedown defense, he strives to learn how to stop another kind of shot.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am
although bj has excellent takedown defense, he strives to learn how to stop another kind of shot.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I know how to beat GSP!!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:37 am
“C’mon Georges what you say? You wanna do eet? Les put de fight togeder! Well actully, you have no choice now. Say yes or I shoot you in your tight muscular buttoks.”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:38 am
24 in the clip, 1 in the chamber…..Dana, Matt Hughes, GSP, Shaun Sherk, ….
August 27th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Dana wants me to cut weight to fight at 155lb, how about I cut his weight? I got the weight cutter right here!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:48 am
“You wanna do it?! Let’s go, let’s do it!! How do I punch with this thing??”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:53 am
unable to shake the loss from his nightmares, Penn hunts down Pulver and peppers him with a full clip from his semi automatic ping-pong ball gun
August 27th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Bj demonstrates how to perform rear naked choke on MP-5.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:04 am
After failing to hit the target on several tries, BJ dropped the gun, took down the target, passed its guard, and proceeded to ground and pound his way to victory.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Sometimes attack is the best defense!
August 27th, 2008 at 9:11 am
In MMA-
BJ “The Prodigy” Penn
In Rifle Shooting-
BJ “The Liability” Penn
August 27th, 2008 at 9:16 am
- BJ Penn is the real “Rampage”
- Get away from me Quinton!
- BJ Penn is ready if Tito and Jenna want an abortion
- Oh, I thought he said he was from Hilo, turns out he’s actually from HALO.
- BJ Penn was jealous of GSPs cell phone ad, so he decided to get a much manlier toy.
- Guns don’t kill people, BJ Penn kills people……with guns.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Matt Hughes would be so proud of BJ Right now.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:28 am
There isn’t any amount of cardio going to help him hold that gun.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:34 am
In yet another example of Matt Hughes fast fading skills, he teaches BJ the proper way to fire a weapon.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:36 am
“Dana…I’ve had enough of that f***ing treadmill. Give me back my doughnut!!!”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:45 am
“Who cares how I’m supposed to hold this thing, I just want to make out with a bullet wound.”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:50 am
“Still think I wear gay pants”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:51 am
“Quick question, do I lick the bullets or the gun?”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Hey, is that Matt Hughes leaving early again so he can beat traffic? I’ll teach him a lesson….
August 27th, 2008 at 9:59 am
As the staff escorted him off the property, the proud yet confused warrior let out one last defiant war cry that still echoes through the range today… “Go To BJ Penn Dot Com!!!”
August 27th, 2008 at 10:01 am
And next I get a shot at Anderson, Dana!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Another student of Tim Sylvia and Matt Hughes’s Red Neck College
August 27th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Lean into the shot ya’ dumbass…
August 27th, 2008 at 10:15 am
So this ping pong ball launcher will help me beat Jens Pulver? Very nice…
August 27th, 2008 at 10:16 am
BJ goes 75 rounds with GSP, per second….
August 27th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Uh….Mr. Shaw, could you move to the right just a hair?
August 27th, 2008 at 10:21 am
life lesson #342- never tell a hawaiin he has a small penis.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:22 am
After shooting Joe Daddy, he is hoping to lick the blood off of the gun…
August 27th, 2008 at 10:29 am
This guns bigger and stronger than sean sherk
August 27th, 2008 at 10:31 am
“Please BJ, dont shoot!!! I’m sorry!!! WAAAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
-Andy Wang to a pissed off BJ Penn during the outtakes of TUF5
or
“This is how you TAKE HIM DOWN!!!!”
-BJ Penn to Andy Wang
August 27th, 2008 at 10:32 am
BJ didn’t want to say the gun was cheating but that gun ”was real slippery”. ”I know the difference between sweat and something else and that gun felt like it had something else on it” BJ later quipped.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:35 am
You guys want to know more about me and this gun?! You can only find out at BJPENN.COM!
*storms out*
August 27th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’ve said it before, but this time I really mean it. George St.Pierre your F**KING DEAD!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Placing a bullet in the chamber, the General was reminded of the billions wasted on ‘Project Prodigy’. Pressing the muzzle to his temple the last thought he heard was… “fastest American to ever receive a black belt, imagine the super soldier we could create!”
August 27th, 2008 at 10:38 am
- When they heard “SAY HELLO TO MY LIL’ FRIEND!”, they weren’t sure if it was BJ, or the gun talking.
- Dana didn’t realize what BJ meant when he said he wanted a “shot” at the Welterwight title.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:40 am
- BJ Penn proves that he IS, the Human Assult Rifle.
- News Headline! A jaded BJ Penn uses pictures of GSP for target practice, news at Eleven.
- BJ Penn says “Georges, you ain’t faster than a speeding bullet!”
August 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am
“Don’t worry Georges, I saw this in Super Troopers”
August 27th, 2008 at 10:52 am
BJ being a pioneer in the sport of MMA is always looking for new techniques to use in ”The Octagon”!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
if dude shoots like that, I would hate to see him throw!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Though it was his turn and he had done everything right to get the proper license, Florian was forced to sit off to the side and watch as BJ tested himself against bigger weapons.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Sup Jens?!?!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I got your Riddem right here frenchie!!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:20 am
“After years of rolling around on the ground with other grown men, we really thought Penn wouldn’t be so shy about wrapping his hands around the shaft of a hot, steamy barrel. I mean, with a name like BJ…”
August 27th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Don’t worry Rush, after i shoot you, i’ll come over and kiss you. i kno, i kno, im a complex guy.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:33 am
After peppering the bullseye for three rounds with precision aim and unorthodox angle, BJ saw the target waiver and instantly sprinted the fifty meter range distance crushing the bullseye with a flying knee! Followed by point blank barrages to the flattened heap, several troops stepped in as the hooter sounded.
Another beatdown at the hands of ‘The Prodigy”
August 27th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Cmon Matt…!!!!….Would you hold GSP still !!!!..?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Following months of hardcore training in brazil BJ Penn thinks he has found a weakness in Machidas defense.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:41 am
On the series finale of TapouT, BJ Penn becomes the greatest person in history when he hunts down and kills Mask, Punkass, and Skrape.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Pumped up on Nandrolone, the paper target was much easier for BJ to hit.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:49 am
BJ Penn prepares a response for all CagePotato readers who consistently complain about “caption contest” winners.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
BJ vs Fedor the Super Fight: This way it is almost a close match!
August 27th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This is what you get when you try an leave a comment on Cage Potato five times and fail because there server blows
August 27th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here. Because the fact is, whether you deserve it or not; you go to one of the best schools in this country. Rushmore. You lucked out.
Now for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the cross-hairs. And take them down.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Unfortunately common sense had prior commitments and was unable to attend the range that day.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
“So this is what I’m going to need to beat George St-Pierre”
August 27th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“You who don’t want nothing to do with Jens Pulver, raise your hand. Those who do want to train with Jens, line up against the wall. Now put on your blindfolds…”
August 27th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
20 minutes after receiving his camps initial advice of “Don’t trade licks with this guy! Come out and shoot for his legs.”
August 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
With Bas drawing so much attention from BJ Penn dot com lately, BJ decides to put out his own Bar Self Defense video.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
BJ doing his best Seung-Hui Cho impression….because on the 31st he will Initiate a massacre of his own….
August 27th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I don’t know what it’s called… I only know the sound it makes… when it takes a man’s title….
August 27th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I told you it was over!
August 27th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Penn: At least this gun isn’t shooting blanks.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Quick, what’s Hawaiian for “one-legged French Canadian?”
August 27th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
shooting tweetie birds with this gun is just as much excessive force as a bj penn rear naked choke
August 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
- BJ training for his 2010 clash with Fedor
- CNN just reported that Iran is indeed developing a weapon of mass destruction. Bush has threatened to drop BJ Penn on Tehran to deal with the threat.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
This has probably already been posted but….
BJ Penn takes his post fight “Hilo!!! BOOOOM!” to a whole new level
August 27th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Badges I dont need no stinking badges!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
“Trust me, Gabe, this is a great way to toughen your midsection. Plus, when enemas and saunas don’t help with the weight cut, blood loss never fails.”
Moments later, Ruediger was taken out of the TUF house on a stretcher.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“I beat Matt Hughes and all I got was this stupid gun and a belt.”
August 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
” Four Years ago / in 2004, a crack mixed martial artist was sent to K-1 Prison for a crime he didn’t commit. This man prompltly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Hawaiian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a Lightweight soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you need someone submitted, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire….the B-Team.”
August 27th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
You want to know what BJ Penn is doing? Go to BJPenn.com.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
BJ Penn demonstrates how he plans to accomplish the Hawaiin soverignty that BJ Penn always puts on BJ Penn’s shirt.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
This is way better than punching ppls faces. I will be able to lick up so much more blood now!
August 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
After becoming one of the best fighters in the world failed to stop people from calling him “Blow Job,” Penn decided to add some extra incentive.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
BJ, “Lets do it Gerogre! You wanna do it?!”
GSP,”Of course i will. I want to give everybody a shot who deserve this. I’m not a chicken, I’m a proud champion”
BJ,” Not after I’m through with you…”
August 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
-BJ, “Lets do it Gerogre! You wanna do it?!”
-GSP,”Of course i will. I want to give everybody a shot who deserve this. I’m not a chicken, I’m a proud champion”
-BJ,” Not after I’m through with you…”
August 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
There’s NO question now. BJ Penn CAN go past 5 rounds if he wanted to.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“BJ Penn goes on delirium fuelled rampage”
August 27th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Whats with the ufc? Rampage goes nuts after his title fight, BJ prepares for the worst before his.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
“BJ Penn, discouraged by having to actually do cardio, trains for an alternate style that GSP may not be prepared for.”
August 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
a big gun. . the only way bj can make 170 without a gut and beat gsp
August 27th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I got your cardio right here, GSP!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
“do you still think my name stands for Blow Job!?”
August 27th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
1st off, good job whoreing comments via giving away a book most of us don’t have the attention span to read. That being said, here is my submission.
“Now I think I’m prepared to beat GSP. After all, this is probably my only shot.”
“I don’t give a shit where I’m SUPPOST to put my left hand, this looks MUCH more gangsta.”
August 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Penn submits the gun with 4:50 remaining in the first round via kimora
August 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Um, okay, so…where is the carb?
August 27th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Aim carefully, BJ. You’ve only got four rounds.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
(In the tone of BJ’s whiney voice when he entered the ring after GSP’s last fight)
“C’mon, Georges, ya wanna? Ya wanna? LET’S DO THIS! YEAH!”
RATATATATATATATA!
…or how about:
“Being Hawaiian, BJ instinctively grabbed the “banana clip”.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
BJ takes his trainers advice of developing a sure fire strategy too literally
August 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
anyone can catch a bullet with their bare hands, its just going to hurt thats all.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Now, if you give me a bigger rifle, I can probably shoot it with my feet
August 27th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
With a fully loaded clipped. I got 30 reasons why i should be the best pound for pound fighter.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
The only way BJ Penn can beat GSP when he drops down to 155 then go to the weigh ins and hold the gun which should make him about 170.
Prediction: First round KO by BJ Penn in 00:02. After the fight GSP was killed by headshot.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
saying yes to joe silva when he offers u BJ Penn will be the best decision of your life
August 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Matt Hughes has declared that BJ’s rifle is one of the best pound-for-pound firearms on the planet.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
While BJ never did like fighting as a lightweight, he found that the division’s title belt made an excellent target.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Dance Dance RiddumLoution
Lets see if you got ‘Riddum GSP! Dance Georges! Dance! ( In Hi-Pitch Hawaiian)
August 27th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“The Penn is mightier than the sword”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
BJ Penn would like to thank Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor and Binford tools for his new all in one ketchup/ soy sauce/ teriyaki sauce/ hot sauce/ gravy dispenser. HOH HOH HOH (http://www.bjpenn.com/video/video/show?id=2022293%3AVideo%3A234741)
August 27th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
“Hey Mirko, I’m not exactly sure how this is going to help me beat st. pierre.”
August 27th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
“If you wanna know what I’m going to shoot right now, go to BJPENN.COM”
BJ Penn’s Hitlist
1. Jens Pulver - Check
2. Joe Stevenson - Check
3. Sean Sherk - Check
4. Georges St. Pierre - Che…
August 27th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Though both are dangerous, unfortunately only one of these weapons comes with a silencer.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Ok Georges, hold still.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Hey GSP! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *POP-POP-POP*
August 27th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
I think the theme of BJ shooting at Georges and/or him getting a “title shot” were played out in the first 50 posts, and the rest pretty much suck. That being said here are my sorry ass submissions:
1. Range Officer: NO! I said hold it like a HETEROSEXUAL. I know it’s a stretch but just try.
2. When BJ fell asleep waiting for the command to fire we took bets on which way he’d fall.
3. BJ found using the magazine as a handle easier and less painful than holding the end of the barrell.
4. HEADLINE: BJ Penn shoots gun. World doesn’t give a shit.
5. BJ: Pew pew pew!!! Take that Cobra commander! Pew pew pew!!!
Bystander: You know that’s a real gun right?
BJ: So?
August 27th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
“This… is the real Baby Jay.”
August 28th, 2008 at 12:10 am
SPECIAL ed FORCES
August 28th, 2008 at 12:38 am
‘Ok Dana ….I’m Ready….Release Tito’
August 28th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Not defending it twice…I’ll make sure of that.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:11 am
“if i stop training, could i use this?”
August 28th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Penn: bangidy bang bangidy bang……..GSP: TANKIDY TANK TANKIDY TANK!
August 28th, 2008 at 3:48 am
“I have just enough cardio to put you[GSP] away.”
August 28th, 2008 at 4:03 am
BJ (to himself) - Why does this gun smell like Sherk’s tainted pee?
August 28th, 2008 at 5:01 am
Bj’s new nickname: Baby (James) Faced Assassin
August 28th, 2008 at 5:05 am
I meant: Baby (Jay) Faced Assassin , whatever, you get the idea!
August 28th, 2008 at 7:34 am
FAIL
August 28th, 2008 at 7:37 am
BJ Penn and his “Title Shot”
August 28th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Click on the link to Holy Taco to see the BJ Penn Nipple Slip caused by the guns Kickback
August 28th, 2008 at 8:26 am
To combat a shortage of soldiers for “Iraqi Freedom,” the US military decided to unveil their latest operation: “Cabbage Patch Thunder.”
August 28th, 2008 at 8:40 am
I just got a part time job working with Dog Chapman, the bounty hunter. Its pretty good gig, they give me a neat gun and cowboy boots, plus we get to carpool brah!!!!
August 28th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Never wanting to be outdone by another fighter, BJ thought he’d show Rampage who got mo’ kinds of crazy.
August 28th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
“Wait, If I Shoot Him Way Over There How Am I Going to Lick His Blood Off My Hands”
August 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
this prize sucks, i bet the winner wont even read the book
August 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
BJ practicing his new submission: the HK Plata also known as the Splatta Plata….
August 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
“Upon seeing this photo, Jim Lampley exclaimed, ‘See, I told you these barbarian ultimate fighters take knives and guns into their cages. Pathetic. No skill compared to the sweet science!
…now where’s that bitch wife of mine? She needs a good smack across the face.’”
August 28th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“What were you saying about how I hold a spoon?”
August 28th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“I’ll teach all those people to laugh at my tight pants”
August 28th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
If he can’t hold that thing down he better have his rubber guard ready for the champ!
August 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
After emptying a clip into the human shaped ballistics gel, BJ licked the wounds but became frustrated that all he tasted was polypropalene.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
BJ AK47 GSP @ UFC93
August 28th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Dana White: BJ what happened?
BJ in his best Tony Montana voice: Aww, Dana, we had some problems you know, your man he wouldn’t listen to me so I had to cancel his f*cking contract.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
How the hell am I gonna get this thing across the border?
August 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I guess BJ Penn’s wife isn’t Jewish.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Don’t worry Bas. I’m heading to Canada soon to fight GSP. Let’s just say nobodies gonna be doing any sorry-ass impressions of you anymore.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Here Ken. I left a clip in it for you.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
“Alright Georges, Show Me What’s Under the Purple Spandex or Everyone Gets It”
August 28th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
In his spare time, BJ Penn likes to go around town with a gun and tell people that Cagepotato.com is the best MMA blog in the world. Those who disagree will be brutally executed. The owners of Fightlinker.com, Bloodyelbow.com and MMAjunkie.com have all been shot. Yes, BJ has licked all their blood.
August 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Well normally we don’t give people who punch cops in the face semi-automatic weapons, but since you’re “the Prodigy”…
August 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
For those days when your just to tired to get the blood out with you’re hands
August 28th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Who the fuck would give dracula a gun? Oh wait its just BJ, go ahead then.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:05 am
K-Flo’s Camp to BJ’s - “while you’re shuckin’ and duckin’, lootin’ and shootin’, we will be hustlin’ and muscilin’, finishin’ and grimacin’! (and probably losing to Joe Stevenson, hence causing a debate about my legitimacy as #1 contender… Was I talking out loud? Was I? No further questions!)
August 29th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Man, I really want that book….
August 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Knowing that his upcoming fight with GSP could go past the 3rd, BJ is taking his extra rounds training very seriously.
August 29th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Dana White is creating a new television series, The Most Dangerous Game; starring BJ Penn and Dick “the shotgun” Cheney.
32 fighters will enter and try to survive the deadly duo.
16 will get UFC contracts.
16 will depart this ‘mortal coil’, and enter the Great Octagon in the sky.
The ultimate in pay-per-view.
August 29th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
“Can I keep this hoodie?”
August 29th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“What do i squeeze?”
August 29th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
“Rush” this bitch
August 29th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
BJ Penn - fastest American to suck on the range. Pound for pound worst marksman ever
August 29th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Today’s Lesson: How to Beat Anderson Silva
August 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
“good work BJ, now just prop your left foot under the stock and those shots should level right out…”
August 29th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
BJ Penn’s best chance in a Gomi rematch
August 29th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
BJ Penn’s best chance in a GSP fight
August 30th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Thanks for the Christmas gift, Randy!”
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August 30th, 2008 at 6:54 am
The spectators at the gun range watched in silent anticipation, for they all knew that if BJ didn’t hit the target with the first two rounds, he would be too fatigued to do so when the third round came.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:53 am
You’ll shoot you’re eye out kid……… Ho! Ho! Ho!
August 30th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Sean Sherk! Ur Dead!
August 31st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
In his best 12 year old girl voice: Let’s do it Georges, you want to do it?
August 31st, 2008 at 8:16 pm
After watching GSP’s takedown defense, BJ decided the double leg wasn’t enough to take him down.. he needed a new kind of shot.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am
when u gonna announced da winner potato i need readin material wen i shit
September 1st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
if you wanna know what i just killed, go to BJPENN.com
October 10th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
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