‘Title Shot’ Caption Contest: The Winners!
Since it’s Labor Day and I’ve already spent too much time going through your submissions for our latest caption contest — fine work, by the way — we’re just going to do this old-school style, where I pick two winners and then you bitch about them mightily in the comments section. But first, the honorable mentions:
mayhem420: Wait…didn’t Kendall Grove say that guns were for white people?
ruckus: Sean Sherk, you’re dead.
adam: Following months of hardcore training in Brazil, BJ Penn thinks he has found a weakness in Machida’s defense.
The Truth: Quick, what’s Hawaiian for “one-legged French Canadian”?
Aptninja: Um, okay, so…where is the carb?
jakey: The Penn is mightier than the sword
Cankly Carano: “Upon seeing this photo, Jim Lampley exclaimed, ‘See, I told you these barbarian ultimate fighters take knives and guns into their cages. Pathetic. No skill compared to the sweet science! …now where’s that bitch wife of mine? She needs a good smack across the face.’”
Horror Fighter: BJ Penn prepares a response for all CagePotato readers who consistently complain about “caption contest” winners.
And now the winners…
devilmonkey: This is what you get when you mate a Cabbage Patch Kid with GI Joe. [Ed. note: Exactly!]
neosamurai: “Who cares how I’m supposed to hold this thing, I just want to make out with a bullet wound.” [Ed. note: Disgusting!]
So, if your commenting nicknames happen to be “devilmonkey” or “neosamurai,” please e-mail us at feedback@cagepotato.com with your name and address, and we’ll get those signed copies of Kelly Crigger’s Title Shot out to you ASAP. As for the rest of youse guys, better luck next time, and if you need some bathroom reading, honestly, you won’t regret picking up the book.
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September 1st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I thought they were all pretty good this time around. Good job all!!! and grats to the 2 above!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Winners were good, especially Devilmonkey.
September 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
The winners were great this time around.
September 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Horror Fighter, ive been laughing for twenty minutes, they were all good but damn that one got me!
September 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
dafae
September 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Cool Beans!! Congrats to the weeners, I mean winners! Good shit; I liked “Sean Sherk, you’re dead” cuz me and my friend always joke of how Bj sounded. Unfortunately, I can’t make the sound when I type.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:35 pm
THOSE are the winners? omg
September 1st, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Yeah I thought some of the honorable mentions were better than the winners. Guess someone who decides these has taken too many shots to the head.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:31 pm
since no one else is bitching i guess I will have to say that was fucking horrible i meen come on no im just joking my caption: This thing is overrated my fists are more dangerous than this useless piece of shit
September 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
jakey: The Penn is mightier than the sword
FTW! better than the 2 winners
September 1st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
not bad captions, first one is better
September 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I like Irih car bomb better… bj dont need no gun i would talk shit to someone holding this gun.. i would not talk shit to someone who had bj penn behind him
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
I guess it must be the american sense of homour cos I don’t think the winners were funny at all, should have got your seinfeld guy to say something funny cos he cracks me up too…..NOT!!!!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:42 am
@?
We Americans have not used the “NOT” thing in over ten years, so please don’t be offended if no one found it funny. Sorry!
“neosamurai” Killt dat sh!t b!tches !
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 am
I’d like to suggest voting on these things in the future. For example, Comedy Central runs caption contests, and they work pretty much like the ones CP runs, but the final winner is selected by reader votes.
You’d need to figure out an approach to limiting vote spamming, of course. I suspect Comedy Central doesn’t worry too much about it since they aren’t giving away prizes.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 am
Yeah, even though I agree with your choice on the winners this time I thought the vote last time was more fun but either way you are going to get bitched at.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
“Ok, so where’s the carb?”
That made me lol so fucking hard.
Gratz to winners even though they weren’t the best (as usual).
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:49 am
@mayhem420: I was thinking along those lines too. I can’t believe there were not more responses referencing how Hawaii’s don’t use guns, only the white man does!!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
who chose the winners? …. the honorable mentions were better..way better
September 5th, 2008 at 1:33 am
”We Americans have not used the “NOT” thing in over ten years, so please don’t be offended if no one found it funny. Sorry!”
You ‘americans’ havent used slimming pills in over ten years either too buddy but I am sure Seinfeld would have something funny to say about that too….NOT!
September 10th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Who cares if it sucks, i won a book!!!!!! lol…….. losers