UFC Fires War Machine’s Dumb Ass
(Fail Machine. Photo courtesy of CombatLifestyle.)
Bad news for the fighter whose momma named him Jon Koppenhaver: The UFC has decided to fire “War Machine” due to an insensitive blog post he made in the wake of Evan Tanner’s death, as well as his refusal to take a fight with an Octagon newbie. Machine confirmed his cut with MMA Junkie.
Following the tragic news of Evan Tanner’s death, Machine posted the following on his infamous MySpace blog:
No one is sure yet but it sounds like it was a suicide. Sad thing is that it makes sense. What else is an UNDERPAID fighter supposed to do at the end of his career?
Cash in his 401K? Collect social security? Start to work some shitty job for 10 bucks an hour?
Shit ain’t boxing and if you’re not Chuck Liddell or Tito Ortiz you don’t get paid dick.
Wasn’t like he made MILLIONS and blew it all like Mike Tyson, this guy fought his entire life and didn’t have shit.
No wonder why he took off to the woods.
Prolly reminisced on the days when he was champ, the days when growing old didn’t matter and took his life.
Severe depression plagues MANY fighters at the end of their careers. Mark my words when I say that “HE MAY BE THE FIRST, BUT HE ISN’T THE LAST.”
Machine removed the posting when it was reported that Tanner’s death didn’t appear to be a suicide, but he told MMA Junkie that he still kinda believes that it was:
“I still believe in my heart it was a suicide…maybe he didn’t shoot himself in the head, but I think he went up there maybe with plans not to come back…He was depressed, guaranteed. He had just lost to Kendall [Grove]. He was getting older. He knows he has no retirement plan. He had nothing, dude. That could be the outcome for a lot of fighters, myself included. I for damn sure guarantee you that if I’m in my 40s and I didn’t make enough money and I don’t have my own gym to support myself or whatever, I’ll probably kill myself too.”
Of course, his firing appears to be equally motivated by an ill-advised clash with UFC matchmaker Joe Silva.
Coming off a 56-second choke-out loss to Yoshiyuki Yoshida in May, Machine was recently offered a fight against Rumble on the Rock/X-1 standout Brandon Wolff, a new signee to the UFC’s welterweight division. As Machine tells it:
“I said, ‘Who in the hell is [Brandon] Wolff?’ So, I looked him up and made some phone calls. I’ve got a lot of friends in Hawaii — ‘Rude Boy’ (Troy Mandaloniz), Kendall Grove, my trainer. I got the same thing from everybody. They all said the guy is savage, sick, tough as hell, a really tough fighter and a really tough fight. Basically we all came to the conclusion that I have nothing to gain from the fight. He has no name, no fans other than the guys in Hawaii, and I thought that if I beat him, then no one is really going to care because I beat someone with no name. And if I lose, everyone is going to say I lost to a guy with no name, so I said [expletive] that.
“I want to fight someone with a name. I said, ‘Give me Josh Burkman. Give me Dustin Hazelett. Give me someone with a name.’
“They went back to the UFC, and Joe Silva said, ‘No. That’s the best fight I’ve got for him; take it or leave it. It was kind of threatening — like if I didn’t take it, they’d kick me out of the UFC. So, I was kind of pissed off and decided to play hard ball too. I said I’d wait for another opponent.
“Joe Silva — he was pretty much on a power trip. He was like, ‘I already told you that I already have Wolff for War Machine. I don’t know who he is thinking he’s negotiating with me. You know what? I’m sick of this guy.’ Then he brought up the Evan Tanner thing. ‘He made a dumbass comment on Evan Tanner. He’s not supporting the UFC. You know what? War Machine is cut.’ And they cut me.”
In other words, War Machine felt that at this point in his career, he should be allowed to pick his opponents, and he doesn’t need to prove himself by taking challenging fights. Makes sense, if you reside in WarMachineland. But don’t cry for War, because he already has his next fight lined up, which will go down at a small show next month:
“[T]o be honest, I wasn’t going to be a contender in the UFC anytime soon anyway. This is a way for me to go out there, maybe win a few smaller belts, get some more wins, get my skills up better, and before I know it, after a few years have passed, I’ll be ready to fight anyone. … Plus, I was really surprised by how much money they offered me for a small show.”
Godspeed, young man.
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September 12th, 2008 at 11:51 am
DOES THIS MEAN HE WON’T BE IN THE VDEO GAME?
September 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
“I for damn sure guarantee you that if I’m in my 40s and I didn’t make enough money and I don’t have my own gym to support myself or whatever, I’ll probably kill myself too.”
Promise?
September 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am
What an Ass…. after reading what he said I could care less about this kid than any other fighter… if he was on fire I wouldnt piss on him to save his life.
Fuck this kid. Just fade away already…. dumb ass.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
that’s right.
fight on the smaller shows, and work your way up to….? where the hell are you going to go? you had your big shot in the ufc and you shot yourself in the foot.
sounds like he was taking career advice from jesse taylor.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Dumbf%$#!!!
September 12th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Sounds like he needs another anarchy tattoo. I hear those are very therapuetic.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
it’s funny, his points about the treament of fighters is spot on with what Randy is saying… he just choose a bad way to state it.
the uFC is fucking it’s fighters and not even taking them out to dinner.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
They will need to have some built in update for the new UFC game..you connect online, update fighters rosters…because we all know War Machine is in the game..but what happens when Chuck pulls the plug?
September 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
As I said over at BloodyElbow, he’s not a dumbass. He’s a fucking idiot.
Accusing Joe Silva of being on a power trip? He’s like the third or fourth most powerful guy in the organization. He owns your worthless ass.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Eventually he will mature and learn.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Good luck getting back into the UFC even if you do string together a few wins. This has to be one of the stupidest things ever said by a UFC fighter. This ranks up there with Chris Leben’s: “I’m going to send Anderson Silva back to Japan” remark.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
He did change his name to War Machine. Can’t be too smart.
Plus, it’s well known that Evan Tanner kept everyone well informed of the risk involved with his trip.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
The UFC isn’t exploiting fighters. If you don’t want to fight in the UFC on the UFC’s terms, go fight somewhere else. If there’s nowhere else to fight, go get another job. If you want a benefit plan, go sell life insurance. The notion that these guys deserve to be well-paid and fully covered just because they chose to fighters is insane. You’re paid what you’re worth. If the guys making $6,000 on the undercard of a UFC show think they’re worth more, go fight for somebody who will pay more. If you can’t find somebody who will pay you more, then sorry, that’s all you’re worth.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I think he’s pretty intelligent for a guy who thinks it’s a good idea to officially change his name to War Machine. I would love to be in a community college class with him as teacher is taking attendance:
Teacher: “Beansworth, Jeff?”
Jeff: “Here~”
Teacher: “Machine, War?”
War Machine: “Present…”
September 12th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I hope this fuckin douchebag chokes on the coffe that he will now be serving at Starbucks for $9/hr.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
WarMachine?! Ha!
try DumbMachine
September 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Wasn’t he going to move to the Philipinnes because that’s where a man can be a man, because he can beat up anybody on the street who disrespects him?
September 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Thank you Ted Nutmeg you made my day… I have been saying this since the start.
You dont like your pay you have 2 options….
1. Get better and finish fights, you’ll get paid more.
2. Go some place else, you might get lucky
If you dont like the CONTRACT that is put in FRONT OF YOU, then dont sign it.
September 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I bet you he was crying! Does anyone remember TUF 5? I forgot who he was fighting, but I remember he was like, what if I lose, I got nobody, he has his family, I don’t have anyone-he was literally sobbing! Pussy shit! As Matt Serra said, “the kid’s a nut case.”
September 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
“I for damn sure guarantee you that if I’m in my 40s and I didn’t make enough money and I don’t have my own gym to support myself or whatever, I’ll probably kill myself too.”
do us the favor you son of a bitch..
that’s muffed up..
even if someone you don’t know dies it’s still sad..
WM dind’t seem to give a damn though..
WM, go eat a [expletive] sandwich..
September 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
war machine is an idiot.
I agree with him about Tanner, and even if it wasn’t self induced suicide, then Tanner died cause he was a fucking idiot, BUT I am not a fighter, nor am I part of the UFC, because IF I was I would have enough fucking sense to keep MY opinion to myself, and not blog about it to the world.
So war machine is alot like Tanner, hes another jacked up fighter, with no common sense, and the only reason he fights is thats all hes got. He will prolly end up dying worse than Tanner, cause he is even dumber than Tanner was.
I Don’t give a shit what all you fan boys say, thats how I see it, and by God lifes harsh, to bad if you are offended, the truth hurts ,children.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
First off, anyone who legally changes his name to “War Machine” isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. His comments were cold and callous, people like him should pray to someday be half the man that Evan Tanner was. He will never be a great fighter in the UFC or anyone elses WW div. And plus to think he’s so great that he wants to hand pick his opponents after he was choked OUT in his last fight, Gimme a break. Happy Trails War, you couldn’t be a bigger piece of crap, mediocre fighter.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
yea, he looks really stupid
September 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
i totaly agree
September 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Why the hell is war maching blogging in the first place? Does anyone really care what this scholar has to say? Prolly not. This kid is a total idiot and needs a parent/manager to reel him in, but it’s prolly to late. Prolly, prolly, prolly…
September 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I agree with him, fighters are underpaid in MMA and the UFC hasnt been giving credit where its due…
They need to give credit where its due and make fights based on who deserves it, not on what the fans want…
September 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
also whoever said go fight for someone else is an idiot, UFC has a monopoly on MMA
theyre doing the same thing the WWE is doing, youre obviously a moron who has never been in a professional fight…
September 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Good Luck Whore Machine
September 12th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
go fight somewhere else guy is the same guy who says; “u don’t like america? then move mother ff’rrrr”
brainless morons who don’t understand that monoply is more than a board game….
well they are products of our failing school system… what can u say but…..it’s sad.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Fuck that guy. I call open season on this jackass’ kneecaps. Evan Tanner was a better fighter and a WAY better person.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
you don’t deserve to even say evan tanners name douchebag. he’ll always be a legend and you’ll always be the dipshit that mouthed off and got shit canned by the ufc.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
You know this thread and those like it that connect with Evan Tanner are really surprising me. The surprise is the outpouring of complete sucking up to the legacy of Tanner.
The thing that bothers me is, where are the people who coined phrases like ” captain weird beard” or said things like Tanner looks like an Old bum instead of a professional fighter. What happened to the people who made fun of him, and ragged on his ass after his last lose, and when he said in an interview how he was being a complete prick to the doctor and people around him when he lost? What about all the people who LIKE MYSELF , said he was fucking mental, and needed help?
Now all of a sudden, hes a “free-spirit” a great guy, a person who changed so many , blah blah yadda yadda, bullshit bullshit!
NOW hes suppose to be revered as the greatest of past champs, he needs to be in the MMA hall of fame?
wow, what a bunch of wagon jumping, hypocritical, 2 faced, fanboys you people are.
Remember the strange beer ad thing where hes holding a miners pick, before his last fight? remember all the shit that was said about that? Are these the same people who completely trashed him, now you turn around and try to make him a saint?
I’m not gonna do that, Tanner has acted weird, been a fuck up most of the time we all have known of his career, and I think if he didn’t do this on purpose, which still hasn’t been proven, then at the very least, every negative thing that was said about his character and his mental state, and weird ass behavior has been proven with his death. It was dumb, it was amateurish, it was something a crazed, unstable moron would do.
I am called a douche for daring to bring this up, but that’s ok, at least I haven’t flip flopped my view, and just cause hes dead don’t make him any better, so fucking stop putting this crackpot on pedestal.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
No Name??? the only reason why any knows who you are is because you were on TUF and i can’t even say what season it was. and that you changed your name to War Machine because Rhyno used the nickname too. man you sure do got an ego for losing TUF and losing in an undercard match recently.
Also what makes you think you have the power to not take a fight when so many guys are willing to just jump up and take the fight after you… hell i am willing to get my ass kicked by Wolff for 1 to 5k sign me up.
don’t be scared homie just take a fight when its offered to you.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Dumb guy, terrible fighter, delusional person.
Yeah, good luck getting that gym, or whatever.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Thank god they fired his ass. For a guy to refuse a fight after he couldnt even make it past 1 minute because he isnt a “name” fighter, give your head a shake dude. You should have shut your trap, taken the fight, beat his ass and then maybe you have some leverage to pick your fights.
Regarding the Evan Tanner comments, you my friend are among the lowest of the low. That family must be going through so much right not to mention his friends all over the MMA community and you make a stupid remake like that. I met Evan Tanner at UFC 84 and he was a total class act and a legend of this sport we love and you are a never will be.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@ ufc fan…
dude it bothers you that people are saying nice things about Evan Tanner after he died??? so it would have made you feel better if everyone who called him “Hobo” tanner before just got on some forums and talked about how much they thought he sucked and shit like that? You sir are fucked up, there is nothing wrong with saying nice things about a guy who just died.
If something as meaningless as this really bothers you. you must be pretty pissed off all the time. Grow the fuck up and stand on a soap box about something that really matters. not the fact some people flip flopped talking shit about Evan Tanner because he died. Saying nice things about him now is just respectful. Most people were probably joking before about him, not a sadistic piece of shit like you.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
@ ufc fan.
pathetic. I’m sure you get off on shit like this so i’ll make it short. tanner wasn’t a saint but i don’t ever recall him acting like like a fucking retard (warmachine) or being a cocksucker, bitching about someone’s legacy (you). you’ve already proven he’s a better person than yourself dickbreath.
hope you enjoy hell cock sucker.
September 13th, 2008 at 3:32 am
2 ufc fan-
Your rant was on a “leave Britney alone!” level. But against Evan Tanner and MMA bloggers.
September 13th, 2008 at 5:05 am
Maybe ufc fan is right, from now on when people give the eulogy at a funeral they should just focus on all the bad decisions and stupid choices the deceased made during there life, fuck all the good stuff. Because that’s the way we want to remember them right? Wrong, ufc fan go do yourself (and the world) a favor and wash your mouth out with buckshot. People as stupid as you aren’t worth the steaming excrement you spew out of your filthy face sewer.
September 13th, 2008 at 5:23 am
seems like someone is suffering from cuddle deprevation…WAR TANNER!
September 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches you all are.
No one sees the 2 facedness of it all, oh well, for the record, I have said its sad he died, I never said anything different unlike the load of you morons, buts that’s ok, we all handle lose differently, your way is to attach the living (me) and give sainthood to the dead (Tanner)….whatever boys, it don’t matter what your opinion of me is, it is how it is, and nothing can change it.
Most of you are extremists, you see it as black or white , nobody’s sees the shades of grey.
with stupid talk like how I should kill myself for daring to have an opinion to eulogy’s stating all the bad.
See that proves my point, everyone with any sense knows eulogy’s are for the living, and we say lies and overblown truths to make the family members feel good….they are BS, and we all know it. all you guys are doing is creating that eulogy for your ONLINE purposes, whatever makes you feel better about your meaningless lifes.
Its funny how you can say “oh we were just fooling around when we called him names and made fun of him before”, yet you will ride Kimbo or Brock lesner or any other person you don’t like, like Dana white or whomever the person of the week is to jump on but if they died I guess you would all turn around and sing their fucking praises wouldn’t ya…cause hey you were just joking, just playing, just talking shit.
What this tells me is all you have ever done on this forum is ” play” or kid around”, you haven’t posted a single serious thing…..oh Until Tanner died, then that made it all so REAL! fuck you 2 faced assholes, go circle jerk each other and convince each other that because the majority agree, it was positive circle jerk, and the reason I got left out was because I’m bitter, and fucked, and wrong and not worthy of your circle jerk
pathetic sheep!
September 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
UFC Fan -
“Tanner died cause he was a fucking idiot” - ufc fan
“for the record, I have said its sad he died, I never said anything different unlike the load of you morons” - ufc fan
Listen to yourself…you don’t even know what the fuck your saying…you keep on proving how much of a fucking dickless cocksucker you are. One thing for sure is you have no idea what respect is. Because if you had any you would show some. but instead you want to show everyone how much your parents fucked up in raising your retarted ass. (speaking of sheep - “UFC FAN” is about as mainstream as it gets cock sucker).
oh and speak for yourself when you say people talked shit on tanner. it was most likely you and your dick loving boyfriends. fucking tanner had a huge fanbase because of the person he was and his passing proves it even more.
WAR TANNER!
September 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Regardless of what people may have felt about Tanner’s past personal issues, he was still a pioneer in this sport, and he deserves our respect for that. He was a former champion and a fearless fighter in the Octagon, and it was a pleasure to have been able to see him compete for so many years. Anytime he stepped into the Octagon, he put it all on the line.
Yes, Tanner had troubles, but it seemed that he was finally starting to get his career and life back on track and overcome the problems that had been plaguing him. He may have had flaws, but he was a decent human being and a good man, and he absolutely deserves the accolades and praise he has received posthumously over the last week.
He was a deep man, who had a lot of ideas that deserved to be heard, and it often brightened my day to see an athlete with such a penetrating worldview and with such diverse interests.
I count myself as one of his biggest fans, and it was a crushing blow to hear about his death earlier in the week. I’m sure I speak for all of his fans when I say that the outpouring of praise for the man and for the fighter is most assuredly deserved.
R.I.P. Evan Tanner. We’re going to miss you.
September 14th, 2008 at 2:28 am
what a fucking prick….
September 14th, 2008 at 6:04 am
UFC fan… you are so wrong. About six years ago in Seattle, Evan Tanner walked into the gym I was at and started working out. Of course he caused a crowd. Later, when he was showering, I snuck a quick photo of his gorgeous buns. Now that he is dead, I pull out that pic before bed each night and kiss it. UFC fan, everyone else is kissing his dead buns, so why don’t you join us? I hope you see the light someday and realize that Evan Tanner was a most miraculous and perfect saint.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:18 am
It was because Evan Tanner was so approachable that people loved him. He valued his fans and genuinely enjoyed spending time with them and making them feel important by the attention he paid to them. Not many fighters or celebreties take that trouble and extend friendship to their fans. Evan was unique and tried to help other people. Whatever his faults of failings he would pick himself back up and venture on. He was not a quitter. MMA fans lost a very special man when Evan died.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:20 am
The media can really paint a picture. WarMachine, my friends doesn’t deserve all this. The guy grew up tough. Had no family and no one to guide him. For him to have even reached where he is now is an achievement on its own.
The guy speaks his mind. And won’t get pushed around by anyone.
I am not a WM fan, I am just speaking as someone that has observed both sides of the story.
It is very easy for you guys to sit in front of your computers and bash someone you don’t even know a thing about.
September 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
If tanner did commit suicide he was damn fuckign good at hiding his depression. I seriously doubt it was a suicide, if you knew him you wouldnt be talkign this bullshit.
Oh how about the txt messages he sent when he was lost? I dont remember ewxactly what it said but something about getting help. Now if that was a suicidal man does?
Tanner did wonderful thigns for mma. One of the first down to earth fighters. Fuck all you tanner haters.
September 14th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I totally agree with anonymous and bobred
September 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
A couple of points for all the whiners. 1) Nobody holds a gun to their head. If you don’t like the contract, DON’T FUCKIN SIGN. 2) I wasn’t aware that the UFC was a charitable organisation. If you don’t win fights, finish fights or put on a show you won’t get ahead. Chuck Liddell makes a shitload of cash because he did all three. Now he doesn’t. He will still make a ton of cash because he is popular. Fighters have to prove themselves and they need to put asses in the seats as well as ppv buys. As for making shitty unclassy statements, that is just a testament to what an idiot War Machine is. All I ask is “Who in the hell does he think he is” good riddance. I hear affliction might need some fighters
September 15th, 2008 at 12:12 am
UFC FANboy…
how do you know the people posting praise for Tanner were the ones previously posting shit talking? if anything the people who didnt respect Tanner aren’t posting anything about it, and the people who were fans from the get go are the people showing respect. you just jumped to that conclusion yourself dumbshit, and most likely you did so because you’re such a self righteous cunt.
NO ONE is flawless. so whats wrong about remembering the positive about someone who’s passed? i hope after your death your family just sits around and remembers all of your short-comings (if anyone cares at all)
furthermore you’re calling people extreme and accusing them of only seeing only “black or white”… you mean kinda like you saying how wrong it is for someone to change their opinion about someone? by your standards, you either have to hate the shit out of Evan Tanner or be a ‘fan boy” (however gay that sounds…. UFC FANBOY) seems a little EXTREME huh?
and really… for you to spend so much time whining about what anyone else’s opinion is, is pathetic. you’re so bent on being right about degrading a dead ex-UFC champ… i bet you didnt even meet Evan Tanner.
so just RELAX Capt. Anarchy, and let us sheep have our fun.
RIP Evan Tanner
and for the record, Brandon Wolff woulda beat the shit out of Fail Machine.
September 15th, 2008 at 10:09 am
WELL YES I READ WHAT HE SAID AND YES IT WASNT TO SMART BUT TO FIRED HIM FOR IT THATS A LIL OVER BOARD. LETS SEE RAMPAGE CAN GO CRASH HIS CAR INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER CAR AND CAUSE A MISCARRIAGE YET DANA WHITE STANDS BEHIND HIM. WHAT A JOKE HE IS KNOWN TO HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS OH GREAT LETS PUT HIM IN THE OCTAGON. WHY FOR THE ALL MIGHTY DOLLAR. BOGUS FOR WAR MACHINE!!!! BRING HIM BACK. P.S I SEE A LAW SUIT IN THE NEAR FUTURES WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AMERICAN WAY OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!! FOR ONCE I DONT STAND WITH DANA ON THIS DECISION
September 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Skull your soft gentle demeanor has changed my very bad ways.
I will now kiss of the dead sainted ass of Tannerdom.
Move over kettle and all you other titsuckers share a little of the dead Tanner love you greedy bastards.
was it just me, or was that last interview of Tanners spooky?
I mean all that talk of “having a voice to speak, and having something very important to say”, over and over and over…and over, and over, and yet NOT imparting his vast knowledge upon us when he had a camera right there in his face…..its so spooky, its sooooo scary, its…….so fucking mentally absurdly disturbingly deranged
wow, all that vast information he had to tell us all, and his oh so important voice………….I guess dead folks tell no tales………….wheres you fucking voice now Tanner? You dumbass! You nuthugger fans wanted to hear all your hippy double talk babble bullshit, now you have left them feeling hollow and empty inside, shame on you dead tanner, shame! I hope you rest in peace….and your scary inner person that you said was inside you as well.
September 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I take back what i said. I realize i’m a dickless fruitcake with no life and talking shit is my only outlet. i just want to be heard…held. I should have just been real with you guys. no matter how many tapout beanies and affliction shirts i buy, they can never fill this void within my soul…that missing peice that drives me to the internets…spewing shit out of my mouth. I apologize.
sincerely,
UFC Fan
PS- I would love someone to put their penis in my butt.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:49 am
UFC Fan…. I am so very happy that you have seen the light and are now remorseful. May I suggest skulking around the cemetary, waiting a few days until after Evan is buried, and then digging him up? You could atone for all your sins by just talking it out with Evan. Who knows? An attraction may develop, and you might want to conjugate your visit. I am sure you won’t tell anyone what you have done, and I know Evan won’t rat you out….. I only kiss a picture of his buns, while you could have the real thing!!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:54 am
To all you F-ups who have been attacking Evan… yes, he was a total idiot.. but a good fighter also. I have no ideas about being better than him. I already have my tombstone ready for my self inflicted death. It will read, “Here lies Emptyhandkiller, who went through life Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.” I hope they bury me next to Evan, so that we can talk about stuff.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
That piece of fucking shit, what gives him the right to dis tanner in that way. he will be lucky to ever be as good as tanner. Nor to have the courage he has. war machine is probably still a mommas boy. probably crying to his mom he lost his job, lol
September 25th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
To all of you responding to my boy, please stop you are only encouraging his retarded behavior. Is it not obvious to you that only a person who needed to get attention by posting obvious garbage on the internet would say such things? He has no friends and lives off of the misery that he causes each and every person who looked up to Evan Tanner, plus I raped him so that is kinda messing with him. Seriously though he is probably some lonely loser with no friends sitting in his mom’s basement talking shit to people on the internet. GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING LOSER.
November 5th, 2008 at 6:29 am
ufcfan is grumpy as hell.do you have a myspace page? i wanna see your grumpy face os i can picture your furrowed brow while you type away angrily on your keyboard.
war machine wasn’t valuable enough to the ufc to start acting ignorant and turning his nose up at fights. he’s def gonna fall between the cracks.