Three More TUF 8 Castoffs Land on Their Feet
(You don't mess with a black man named "Lance.")
As if their ongoing financial troubles aren't enough of a sign that EliteXC is circling the drain, how's this: According to FiveOuncesofPain, the House That Gary Built has just signed weight-loss failure Jason Guida (17-17) to a fight contract. (Way to pursue that world-class talent, guys. Dana White just LHFAO.) Guida will reportedly make his EliteXC debut at an October 10th ShoXC event in Hammond, Indiana, against Mamed "Cannibal" Khalidov a Chechen fighter who has primarily competed in Poland, and who has gone 11-0-1 in his last 12 fights.
5oz. also reports that Rashad Evans's older bro Lance Evans (2-2) — who was bounced out of last night's Ultimate Fighter elimination round after suffering a rib injury during his fight against Vinny Magalhaes — will be returning to Canada's TKO Championship Fighting outfit, and will take on former hockey enforcer Steve Bosse at TKO 35, which goes down October 3rd at Montreal's Bell Centre.
One more light-heavyweight TUF Guy has apparently been signed to another organization, but he's technically still on the show, so don't click "More" if you want to keep the Team Nogueira vs. Team Mir experience pure as the driven snow.
Bloody Elbow passes along the report that YAMMA veteran Antwain Britt (4-1) — who defeated Ryan Jimmo via decision on last night's episode — will be taking on Rick Roufus in the main event of UWC: Confrontation, which goes down October 11th at George Mason University's Patriot Center in Fairfax, Virgina. Roufus, a former champion kickboxer, has compiled an MMA record of 3-3 since his unsuccessful debut against Maurice Smith at "Strikeforce at the Dome" in February.
Previously: Spoiler Fail: Joe Duarte and Colloseo Championship Fighting
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TUF Guy Says:
He quit because of a broken rib????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a girl
TUF Guy Says:
I broke so many ribs in fights, I like it because it is one of the few things that makes me feel human and also I like that it gives my opponents some a little glimmer of hope before I extinguish it with an elbow to the neck
Aaron Says:
@TUF Guy- Congrats on your son being signed to Elite XC.
TUF Guy is so cool.... Says:
You're hard. Go play in traffic or something and quit dreaming.
TUF Pug Says:
@Aaron:
Dude thats not my son.... thats me.. I dont have any kids.... I havent seem my dick in years!
TUF Ass Says:
MY brother got all the good genes and all I got was a hairy ass.
TUF Guy blows Says:
so when you type all this shit does your chest bulge out to where YOU even think that you are a hard @$$?
TUF Guy Says:
Aww isn't this sweet. All you guys holding hands like this TRYING hard to insult me without any success is really nice. You homos can thank me later for forcing all of you out of the closet at the same time. Just look at the last 4 comments and tell me that you guys are not homosexuals. "you're hard" , "dick", "hairy ass", "hard ass" ... man I hope this is only one homo that took my insults to heart changing his name and trying to be funny, because this many homos on this website would literally suck.
But the fact still remains that ...
I am a mountain
I am a tall tree
Oh I am the swift wind
Sweepin the country
I am a river
Down in the valley
Oh I am a vision
And I can see clearly
If anybody asks you who I am
Just stand up tall
Look 'em in the face and say
I'm that star up in the sky
I'm that mountain peak up high
Hey I made it
I'm the world's greatest
And I'm that little bit of hope
When my back's against the ropes
I can feel it
I'm the world's greatest
(The world's greatest, yo)
(The world's greatest ever)
Ouch! That hurts Says:
I just realized that "TUF GUY" must be an effeminate 12 year old with as much crap as he talks. Anyone who has been around fighters knows that the strong ones don't flap their lips.
So go ahead and ::Kicks self in balls:: all you want to, you are a joke, and everyone here knows it.
vrax Says:
No insults here Tuf Guy, but I would like to see a clip of your fights - particularly those in which you endure through a broken rib - Link Please?
Nick DIaz Says:
Whats up with my little brother, Nate, and his faggot ass lisp?
Lovin TUF Guy Says:
TUF Guy, you sound so sexy, I bet your nipples taste like candy. I will be down at the gym to eat that sweet ass out and give you some of that TUF man love you like so much. I will be sporting the pink banana hammock so you know it is me ;) toodles
TUF Guy Says:
You just realized that? Thanks for sharing. The fact that you realized anything is amazing in itself and as far as flapping lips. Ever heard of Tito Ortiz? Nick Diaz? just to name 2 recent ones.
I shouldn't have to appologize that my confidence is 1500% higher than the average joes so I am not going too. If you were me, you would have this great self esteem about yourself, too. But you're not, that's why you are nothing but a lowlife hater.
TUF Guy Says:
@ Lovin TUF Guy - I have no nipples that's a woman trait.
Lovin TUF Guy Says:
Oh that's right TUF Guy, put me in line, now spank me hard while I shock my nuts with this taser!
Meashia Says:
Hey TUF Guy.....if your moniker is fitting and you're such a big tough SOB also a pro fighter then stop being coy and tell us who you are....come on chickenshit cough it up.
You know what I think you are, you're a poser who's semi-delusional with horrible puns that aren't even the slightest bit funny. In one word you're, lame to the umpteenth fucking degree.
O.k now call me gay...lol....you tool.
Meashia Says:
Oh and I'm glad J.Guida's fat lazy ass didn't make the show, there are guys who would chew off one of their own fingers to get that opportunity yet this guy can't put down the doughnuts for a few weeks and make weight....hope you feel like you're a failure cause that's how you should feel. At least one of the Guida brothers is a bad ass......course he doesn't look like he sits in front of a tv all day picking cheetos crumbs out of chest hairs. You pissed in the face of all those that would do anything for that chance, that's fact homeboy.
TUF Guy Says:
You can see the results of my fights on a DVD series called "faces of death"
Me Says:
Now that I see TUF Guy for what he is it's actually funny to read his posts. I went back over them a bit and the dude is kind of amusing.
So, sorry TUF Guy, I misunderstood. The thing that made me see the light was the,
"I have no nipples, thats a woman trait."
Made me lol.
Patrick Bateman Says:
I wonder what TUF Guy's head would look like on a stick......Hmmmm.............
Cory Says:
TUF guy is the man, he belongs with Napoleon dawg, Alexander, Hitler dawg. Conquering, Pillaging and shit man. You send that guy back to the BC times and he'd be rippin shit up man. for real dawg, warrior dawg. elbows to the neck dawg.
Patrick Bateman Says:
@cory
Priceless.
....dawg
Patrick Bateman Says:
oh and you forgot.. Strait up criminal Dawg...
TUF Guy's Lackey Says:
YEAH WHAT TUF Guy SAID!!! Tell 'em TUF Guy!!
HAppy TUF Says:
lets all just be happy and get along.
shutpandfight Says:
crazier than a shithouse rat...WAR QUINN!
TUF GUY = FAGGOT Says:
YEAH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ON YOU'RE DVD IDIOT!!!
TUF GUY = FAGGOT Says:
NVM...I BET YOU'RE THE GUY WHO GOT YOUR ASS HANDED
El Miedo Says:
Hey Ben! Do your research! Cannibal Khalidov is a Chechen. If the Chechens find out you called one of their countrymen a Pole, good luck. They make the Russian Mob look like a bunch of bitches.
Rob Says:
Good one cory
Nate Diaz's lisp Says:
Jeeth, you guyth are being thilly. This thit wouldn't fly in the 209, Thtockton reprethent!
Jason Guida's bitch tits Says:
Flip flop!
Lance's faggy tribal arm tat Says:
Does this make me look gay?
ChechenFighter Says:
Mamed is gonna kill that guy! RIP Jason Guida!