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Caption Contest: Too Tiny to Armbar?

Amir Sadollah Verne Troyer
(For more photos from this event, click here.)

We recently came across this Combat Lifestyle picture of TUF 7 winner Amir Sadollah and Verne Troyer hanging out at Privé, and needless to say, it moved us. I think it's caption contest time, folks. And what's on the line? See for yourself after the jump.

You may have already noticed an ad on the right plugging CagePotato's first official t-shirt. Here's me wearing it next to Matt Serra:

Matt Serra UFC MMA Royce Randy
(Not pictured: The "&" after "Royce.")

The "Hall of Fame" shirt is basically a cross between this and this; it also has our name tastefully displayed on the back. American Apparel, 100% cotton, top-shelf shit. If you're impatient, feel free to buy one here for the super-cheap price of $12. (Suck on that, CafePress!)

Enter your captions to the Amir/Verne pic in the comments section below, and feel free to enter as many times as you want. The five best captions win a shirt. Contest ends Tuesday at midnight ET. Good luck.

Comments

Wow, has BJ Penn been eating?

"Before and After pics from TUF 7"

Holy crap, does Verne have AIDS now or something? Dude look sickly as fuck. And his head's all veiny and shit. Jesus.

(This was not an official caption contest entry, by the way.)

Where the fuck are the skulls and wings man?

I really don't see Amir making weight for the Babyweight title match.

amir
"I hope i can beat this dude "

Jesse Taylor after laying off the douchebaggery for a while.

Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.

Dude! Your skin flick Rocked Vern!

Oh man, the Ross Pointon Axe Wound panties! How many of you other motherfuckers are old-school enough to remember that one?

Ha Ha..end the contest. Joel is the winner.

Joel Says:

September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.

i want that shirt.

"Could someone toss me in the direction of the bathroom?"

Mini GSP says, "I am not impressed by your preformance." too TUF season 7 winner Amir Sadollah.

Amir to make post TUF debut against alien cut from Tra Telligman's chest

"Lindsay Lohan had to literally get on her stomach to blow me."

Looks like GSP might have cut too much weight

Dana White poses with the latest winner from TUF

Crap, I thought the WEC was only bringing over the middleweights and Light Heavys.

Vern's new sex tape "The Ultimate Fister"

After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest.

Jesse Taylors son comes back for revenge.

" Amir Sodall with Jason Guida as he proved there was a perfectly safe way to cut that extra pound..."

@ Peter:

Oh no...that shit ain't gonna fly this time.

poster for "One night with Amir & Verne" the first MMA sex tape

Verne showing Amir the technique he uses to get choke girls into making sex tapes.

"It's hard to make a self deprecating comment when hanging out with a midget."

Amir and vern square off over alleged rumors of amirs mom and a new sex tape

"And I shall call him... MINI-DANA!"

Amir: "im going to eat this baby"

Verne wins by submission: rear naked leg hump

Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!

Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history.

Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind him metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!

Amir and Frank Trigg (without make-up)

"So I heard you're going to be on TUF10: The Handicapped Season. I know you signed the confidentiality agreement but I'm a former winner - you can tell me - does it come down to you and Steven Hawking at the end of the season?"

Mini Dana White asks Amir straight up.... "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?"

"Pennyweight, the newest and most extreme weight class to date"

It's technique not size.

Amir jokingly approaches Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, saying, "Hey buddy - I know you're a big UFC fan - do you train?" Verne immediately wiped the smile from hi face, stared coldly at the lovable TUF winner and said "I tapped Houston Alexander in practice."

"Evan Tanner comes back from the dead to fight Amir Sadallah"

uhhh....

too soon???

Does size matter?

"UFC Video blog, day 76. As you can tell, we are really fucking big on bench press."

Dear Make a Wish Foundation,
I'm a 8-year-old with progeria and I want to be an ultimate fighter.

The UFC 88 after party featured many stars of the MMA world. Pictured here is Amir Sadollah, TUF7 winner, alongside Verne Troyer, future EliteXC headliner.

"A depressed CB Dolloway goes on a hunger strike and begs Amir for another rematch"

When did E.T. become a fighter?

At least after seeing Mini-Me's "home video" his cardio will be up to par to fight in the cage!!!

Not pictured: Jason Guida's balls.

"Amir happily tries to punch the illness out of children at the Progeria Disease Fundraiser"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria

Ahh...screw it...that sucked.

If I have to put a link on it, it ain't workin'.

Hey, how about this....

"Amir meats up with the infamous CagePotato comment sensation "TUF Guy" at Extreme Couture in Chicago!"

...looks like he's been hittin' those weights!

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