Caption Contest: Too Tiny to Armbar?

(For more photos from this event, click here.)
We recently came across this Combat Lifestyle picture of TUF 7 winner Amir Sadollah and Verne Troyer hanging out at Privé, and needless to say, it moved us. I think it's caption contest time, folks. And what's on the line? See for yourself after the jump.
You may have already noticed an ad on the right plugging CagePotato's first official t-shirt. Here's me wearing it next to Matt Serra:

(Not pictured: The "&" after "Royce.")
The "Hall of Fame" shirt is basically a cross between this and this; it also has our name tastefully displayed on the back. American Apparel, 100% cotton, top-shelf shit. If you're impatient, feel free to buy one here for the super-cheap price of $12. (Suck on that, CafePress!)
Enter your captions to the Amir/Verne pic in the comments section below, and feel free to enter as many times as you want. The five best captions win a shirt. Contest ends Tuesday at midnight ET. Good luck.





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Comments
jim smith Says:
Wow, has BJ Penn been eating?
Anonymous Says:
"Before and After pics from TUF 7"
MMA-hole Says:
Holy crap, does Verne have AIDS now or something? Dude look sickly as fuck. And his head's all veiny and shit. Jesus.
(This was not an official caption contest entry, by the way.)
Joe Duarte pwns Says:
Where the fuck are the skulls and wings man?
Joe Duarte pwns Says:
I really don't see Amir making weight for the Babyweight title match.
dada Says:
amir
"I hope i can beat this dude "
Dr. Says:
Jesse Taylor after laying off the douchebaggery for a while.
Joel Says:
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.
mayhem420 Says:
Dude! Your skin flick Rocked Vern!
Destro Says:
Oh man, the Ross Pointon Axe Wound panties! How many of you other motherfuckers are old-school enough to remember that one?
Ace Says:
Ha Ha..end the contest. Joel is the winner.
Joel Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.
Peter Says:
i want that shirt.
Kimbo's Lice Says:
"Could someone toss me in the direction of the bathroom?"
TH3SH3PH3RD Says:
Mini GSP says, "I am not impressed by your preformance." too TUF season 7 winner Amir Sadollah.
Cohiba79 Says:
Amir to make post TUF debut against alien cut from Tra Telligman's chest
Kimbo's Lice Says:
"Lindsay Lohan had to literally get on her stomach to blow me."
Toner Breath Says:
Looks like GSP might have cut too much weight
Titsies Says:
Dana White poses with the latest winner from TUF
SoCal Bow Hunter Says:
Crap, I thought the WEC was only bringing over the middleweights and Light Heavys.
jim smith Says:
Vern's new sex tape "The Ultimate Fister"
ThatsRowdy Says:
After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest.
RED Says:
Jesse Taylors son comes back for revenge.
TheJoker Says:
" Amir Sodall with Jason Guida as he proved there was a perfectly safe way to cut that extra pound..."
ben Says:
@ Peter:
Oh no...that shit ain't gonna fly this time.
TB Says:
poster for "One night with Amir & Verne" the first MMA sex tape
RED Says:
Verne showing Amir the technique he uses to get choke girls into making sex tapes.
Shawn Says:
"It's hard to make a self deprecating comment when hanging out with a midget."
Sodak Says:
Amir and vern square off over alleged rumors of amirs mom and a new sex tape
CG Says:
"And I shall call him... MINI-DANA!"
lickmynutz Says:
Amir: "im going to eat this baby"
Tone Deaf Says:
Verne wins by submission: rear naked leg hump
Stephan' Boner Says:
Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!
Sodak Says:
Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history.
Stephan' Boner Says:
Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind him metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!
BoneB Says:
Amir and Frank Trigg (without make-up)
Shawn Says:
"So I heard you're going to be on TUF10: The Handicapped Season. I know you signed the confidentiality agreement but I'm a former winner - you can tell me - does it come down to you and Steven Hawking at the end of the season?"
Mr. Bob Dobalina Says:
Mini Dana White asks Amir straight up.... "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?"
Brenner Says:
"Pennyweight, the newest and most extreme weight class to date"
Glen McCoy Says:
It's technique not size.
Shawn Says:
Amir jokingly approaches Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, saying, "Hey buddy - I know you're a big UFC fan - do you train?" Verne immediately wiped the smile from hi face, stared coldly at the lovable TUF winner and said "I tapped Houston Alexander in practice."
Deuce7 Says:
"Evan Tanner comes back from the dead to fight Amir Sadallah"
uhhh....
too soon???
Glen McCoy Says:
Does size matter?
AdamMW Says:
"UFC Video blog, day 76. As you can tell, we are really fucking big on bench press."
jim smith Says:
Dear Make a Wish Foundation,
I'm a 8-year-old with progeria and I want to be an ultimate fighter.
Shawn Says:
The UFC 88 after party featured many stars of the MMA world. Pictured here is Amir Sadollah, TUF7 winner, alongside Verne Troyer, future EliteXC headliner.
Dingleberry Says:
"A depressed CB Dolloway goes on a hunger strike and begs Amir for another rematch"
Yuji Says:
When did E.T. become a fighter?
Jeff Says:
At least after seeing Mini-Me's "home video" his cardio will be up to par to fight in the cage!!!
Shawn Says:
Not pictured: Jason Guida's balls.
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
"Amir happily tries to punch the illness out of children at the Progeria Disease Fundraiser"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria
Ahh...screw it...that sucked.
If I have to put a link on it, it ain't workin'.
Hey, how about this....
"Amir meats up with the infamous CagePotato comment sensation "TUF Guy" at Extreme Couture in Chicago!"
...looks like he's been hittin' those weights!
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