How Patrick Cote is Preparing for Anderson Silva

(That's "The Predator" all right. I'd recognize those cheeks anywhere.)
Well, we're officially disturbed. This picture of Patrick Cote, um, blowing off some steam(?) was sent to us by mini at hithiphop.com and we immediately wished we had never seen it. So we did what any responsible internet types would do: we forced it on you, our readers. Enjoy your nightmares.
We don't begrudge a guy his right to have a few too many (at least we hope alcohol was involved) and do things he'll later wish he hadn't. But when we picture the guy who'll finally bring Anderson Silva's tremendous winning streak to an end, this isn't the first thing that comes to mind.
More pictures are after the jump...if you dare.










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lol Says:
fukin canadiens is that what you guys do over there?
Tom Arnold Says:
Holy shit that looks like Roseanne who has him in the leg lock.
CanadianAlcholic Says:
Yes, all we do is drink and eat pankcakes with maple syrup in our igloos with our pet beavers. Seriously its the best country in the world. Mcain is a peice of shit and you all know he'll win. So roll up here and we'll get hammered with beer that makes your's look like deer piss.
POOKYSDABOMB Says:
iT ALSO LOOKS LIEK HE WAS INTO SOME CANADIAN GRADE POT. YOU COULD BLIND HIM WITH DENTAL FLOSS
Patrick la tapette Says:
Smoke a joint and they suspend your ass.
Confirm to people that youre a bigger cocksucking faggot than Brady Quinn and you still end of fighting for the belt.
Remember Joe Rogan's bit about the two guido bodybuilders sticking their dicks in each others ass? That's fuckin Cote.
O CANADA Says:
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True queer love in all thy sons command.
With glowing boners we see thee rise,
The True North queer and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on queer for thee.
God keep our land queer and free!
O Canada, we stand on queer for thee.
O Canada, we stand on queer for thee.
The Truth Says:
Cote is HIGH as $HIT
Dana better not see these pics
proud canadian Says:
can we get some of this bigotry off the site? ^^^
NealTaflinger Says:
"Yes, all we do is drink and eat pankcakes with maple syrup in our igloos with our pet beavers. Seriously its the best country in the world. Mcain is a peice of shit and you all know he’ll win. So roll up here and we’ll get hammered with beer that makes your’s look like deer piss."
A+++ WOULD DO BUSINESS WITH AGAIN
gsp's brothers friends girlfriend Says:
hahah why dont u dumb ass ameralosers go talk this trash to gsp's face
Joe Eskimo Says:
We the people in Canada do not have a bankrupt economy caused by greed and a war fueled by oil. We have universal healthcare for all Canadians. We have a military who supports peacekeeping missions, and not endless slaughters of the innocent.
And our prime minister isnt a fuckin idiot who looks and acts like a monkey.
Vote Obama or kiss your country goodbye you fuckers.
Plus..Canadian chicks are damn hot. The french ones from Quebec are horny as hell.
BLABLABLA Says:
Maybe a couple of beers .. but hes not high at all.. so stop fucking bitching without knowing.
Tyler Durden Says:
his name is robert paulson
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his name is robert paulson
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capt. shank Says:
terrible!!!!!!!! WHY DO SOMETHING SO DUMB!
Atleast Sanchez's gay A$$ picks were before he was famous and maybe never thought twice about the whole mma world seeing them but this is not good.
misslala Says:
you are just a buch of dumbasses..
dont you fuckin know that fighters have a life too,they dont fuckin train 24/7 they have friends you fuckfaces.
pple can joke around without doing drugs,what kind of pple are you
this is a shame that fuckin groupies like yours steels pictures from facebook like that.
dont you have a life.
this is funny,thats all....Im Know Cote's training is really serious, and traiining doesnt means that he has no social life...anywa youre all too late in the news.. i was at this fuckin party, it was like a month ago, and our friend just put the pictures on.
He wasnt on drugs, he wasnt naked, he wasnt fuckin with anybody, he was just joking around and having fun with a bunch of friends.
you fuckin loosers.
canadiens chicks are hot? Says:
yah if you dig eskimo chicks. personally i dont swing that way.
shutupandfight Says:
I'M FUKING BLIND!
not really but i almost wish i were.
mike jones Says:
kinda wish i never saw this
tall kitchen bags Says:
"O Canada, we stand on queer for thee." ?
Wow, that's the best you can do?
Really?
Lemme guess, you're a McCain supporter. Get back under your rock, Sluggo.
potatoloco Says:
How Canadians start discussing American politics as a result of these pictures is amazing. Not much happening up there......eh?
Joe Eskimo the Tool Shed Says:
Joe Eskimo- A few things for you
-If we were in a war for oil, we'd have kicked your ass by now.
-You can thank our ass-kicking military's coattail for you to ride on. Way to step up in the world, at least we have the balls to do whats right, you aren't called our sister nation without a good reason.
-You can keep your socialism. I like my money right in my pocket, and if I need to see a doctor, I don't have to wait in line with a bunch of degenerates who aren't employable by the local fast food chain.
-Obama can suck my fat capitalist dick right along with your horny canadian bitches. He's the American Idol candidate, a bigger joke than Bush, completely fueled by the media.
-And for your bitches, they wouldn't be so horny if they weren't competing with the canadian men for a cock to ride. So you keep on suckin' eskimo, whatever you gotta do to heat the igloo, ya cunt
Anonymous Says:
haha some of these americans make me laugh
Banana Says:
Lol get along children, in the end were all the same, dead.
AMERICAN's Says:
YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE A NUKE UP YOUR ASS YOUR STILL BE THERE STANDING FREE
joe the tool shed asnt been out in a while Says:
well man...Why does our economy and employment rate a lot better then your standing free dumb ass redneck country>?
Charles Says:
Hey everyone, I was present at the gathering at Patricks house. I own and operate Canada's largest MMA media website. I will put to rest these rumors
http://www.mmacanada.net/home/view/366
Anonymous Says:
Ummm, Canada's economy isn't in the top 10 Chief, and the unemployment's are the same. Go cut some wood
Me Says:
Often times a countries unemployment rate isn't just an economic statistic. There are thousands of jobs waiting to be filled in every area of the market, even now. Greater welfare is more often a cause of high unemployment, things like free healthcare and food stamp programs keep people from being productive. (those 2 were just examples, there are way too many forms of welfare us americans provide the lazy, esp in CA)
As far as universal healthcare is concerned, it is a form of wealth distribution. It does not affect the cost of healthcare, which is the real problem. While I agree that there should be regulation on insurance agencies, the government should not be declaring what kind of policies they can and cannot have. The state of Washington for example has legislation that requires insurance providers to cover the costs of psychology/psychiatry on every policy. Higher premiums off the bat and the consumer has no choice.
Have we forgotten what the point of insurance is? To provide necessary funds in case of emergencies, not cover every cost associated with health. If everyone has the same insurance, is anyone really insured? That's why all policies (in my opinion) should be catastrophic policies and if you feel you need more than add it to your umbrella policy.
Who said healthcare was a right? If it was than that would mean that the hospitals and doctors don't have a right to say no. The gov. shouldn't be able to force any privately held company or individual to do anything non-discriminatory. People with money can buy better things, including better doctors. It's the nature of things.
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Anonymous Says:
Canada is just a loft over a cool party. Canada can blow me
Sean McManus Says:
I love the fact that 'responsible' journalism brings out the best in the armchair champions. Catch a picture of Cote having a good time and this website turns into US Weekly. I've hung out with Patrick on a few different occassions and I can assure you he's a stand up guy who is taking his fight with Anderson seriously.
Martin Says:
you fucking americans are so brain washed its unreal no wonder every fucking major city in the united states hasan average of 654.36 murders a year cuz you guys are a bunch of redneck hicks who bilieve in everything the media tells you guys are the worlds "bitch" so while i make myself clear since your my bitch make me a fucking sandwitch not a fucking "sangwich" like you dumb fucks call it over there in the land of the free and the home of the gay and make sure you dont forget the tomatoes you dumb fuck before i get ossama to ass fuck another one of your buildings PEACE!
dude Says:
You Americans are fucking idiots. No doubt percentage wise there are many more gay americans than canadians so shut the fuck up.
Shawn Says:
I don't usually get involved in these rants but.....
I do have to comment on "O Canada's" version of our national anthem....you are a complete and utter loser for that comment whether you are Canadian or a US citizen.
Both countries have soldiers fighting and dying side by side...whether you believe in the Operation in Afghanistan or not, you cannot refute the fact that any one of them would bitch slap your loser ass if you said your little song to their face...fucking disgraceful Bitch....
Diego Says:
Hey shitface website, we all know this site is fuckin shit and u guys craving attention, cotes good friends with us here up in canada and u guys need to geta life
Aaron Says:
He's got the right idea.. no matter how hard he trained he's still gonna get his ass beat by Silva. So why even try? Just have fun til then, get a big paycheck, and then get knocked the fuck out!
Anonymous Says:
I took a moment to reflect how lucky I am to live in a country as nice and peaceful as Canada. Then for the third time this fucking week my nuts froze to the toilet seat. In the meantime a friend of mine just bought a 3 bedroom bungalo in N Carolina for $120 000. Yikes.
Off to get gay married while smoking a bomber joint. Tah.
jean guy pepper Says:
hey shawn, you and your asshole soldier friends can blow each other.
i dont know any of those tools and theyre doing shit for me.
just because youre too dumb to get a job and like killing means nothing to me just because we live in the same country.
paul bernardo is canadian and i also dont feel an affinity with that psychopath either.
You can also stick that song up your twat too.
Its only been the national anthem since 1981 when the queen of england allowed us to have our own constitution. Whether we are an american colony after being a british one has nothing to do with me.
Do you know the words to the song? No. so fuck off. Chances are you dont fucking know the whole song which is sung both in french and english or that the song was frrench only until 30 years later when Bob Weir wrote the english lyrics.
Did you know the song was commissioned for the St Jean Baptiste organization which is the big pro-quebec sovereignity in Quebec? Yup, the same group that doesnt want anything to do with you dickbrains in the english colony parts of Canada.
Hell, it was first played on June 24th!!
If you knew anything about this song, you wouldnt care about it but since you are brain dead turd whoo cant think for himself and who believes the crap they feed him, you feel offended.
You dont know about any of that but somehow some american douche made a dumb song calling you names you get offended. Youre as pathetic as the neanderthals cavemen who talk about representing and protecting their turf. Some animalistic instinct to give meaning to a fucking like where you dont mean shit.
Fine. So some yank douche said bad words about 'your' song.
Bringing in canadian douchebag soldiers only shows how fucking weak you are .
Seriously, you could have attacked those southern inbred retards a thousand ways and that's what you chose.
Fucktard.
You make me embarassed to be canadian,...if I gave a fuck about that.
weatherman2012 Says:
OK, I couldn't help but get in on this but I'll keep politics out of it since that won't get us anywhere.
First of all, Cote is fighting a Brazilian so I don't know why the hell the Americans are feeling so confrontational...except I know that Americans are just like that and can't pass up an opportunity to mouth off.
Secondly, being an American I've seen far stupider behavior at parties here in the states and I bet every hypocrite asshole who's talking smack has pictures of themselves passed out somewhere with shaved eyebrows or something.
Thirdly, I don't give a fuck if Patrick Cote runs around with carrots shoved up his ass, if he can hang with Silva and make it an entertaining fight I'll be happy.
Lastly, sorry Canada, but you do not have better beer than us. Bud and Coors and shit like that blows for sure, but you can find way better beer at most bars in the U.S. than you can at bars in Canada.
jean guy pepper Says:
And you Charles Enculer, fuck you too.
You guys are mean to my friend Patrick le suceux de queucx...are you gonna go on youtube and cry like that faggot cried about Britney.
Who gives a fuck if someone smoked a joint? Even narcs arent fucking as uptight.
The first photo says all we have to know about Patrice and his g-string wearing homo friends.
Sure, he doesnt have a cock in his mouth in the picture but the image implies that it was about to come. If you take pictures that involve someone teabagging you, you'd just say boys being boys.
People dont give a shit if you smoke a joint, they care if you are some buttfucking faggot.
Those pictures dont insinuate doobage. they do however point to boys playing hide the salami.
Yeah, your friend Patrick most likely sucks cock. Deal with that.
Maybe print another retraction and let everyone know how you feel.
As if we give a fuck.
CANADA EH Says:
None of us actually give a fuck about these damn pictures we just like to piss off canadiens eh sooory abooot that gouyss
Senseï Says:
Please ! Please ! STOP !!!!!!!
Why is everybody so stupid, and so disrespecfull, you can be Canadien or American, but there is one thing we all are, HUMAN. Let treat each other with respect.
Shawn Says:
Hey jean Guy Pepper
Sleep well knowing that soldiers are fighting so you have the right to spew off from your cocksucker like that...by the way i am a retired soldier...you have likely never done a decent or hard days work in your life, and no fucking your brother and sister don't count as hard work where i come from....I am employed full time still, even after the Army...you ever had a job shitbird???
I do know the words in english and french and sing them proudly....you are an embarrassment to the entire country, talking about attacking our allies shows what kind of man you aren't. Who cares where and when and by who the song was written and sung by, it is a representation of our country...get over it fuckface...
You are a pathetic, excuse for a man...and obviously a closet fag judging by the way you spew off about cocksucking and hide the salami....
feel free to leave this country you fucking bitch, we sure as hell don't need you loser ass here anyway....
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to actually rant on this a little, like i said i don't usually get in on these things because of inbred bitches like you but this was fun...go fuck yourself and O Canada!!!!!!!!!
Potatoloco Says:
I'm confused........
"Charles Says
Hey everyone, I was present at the gathering at Patricks house. I own and operate Canada’s largest MMA media website. I will put to rest these rumors
http://www.mmacanada.net/home/view/366"
What did Cage Potato exactly to spark any rumors of drug use, etc.? Cus I'm not seeing it.
Potatoloco Says:
I'm confused........
"Charles Says
Hey everyone, I was present at the gathering at Patricks house. I own and operate Canada’s largest MMA media website. I will put to rest these rumors
http://www.mmacanada.net/home/view/366"
What did Cage Potato exactly do to spark any rumors of drug use, etc.? Cus I'm not seeing it.
OrMMA Says:
Can the trolls please go back to the forums where you belong...take your political views, your stance on socialism, or view of the war, maybe even where you rest your little heads when not spamming the rest of us MMA fans with your "views"
Now, back to the photos...Anyone else notice the guy with the red butt cheek? maybe Cote took the IFL comments a little to seriously when he works his "ground game"..no homo...
lickadickamerica Says:
Fuckin jealous ass americans can't stand to see some Canadian having fun...bitches!
Jonas Says:
Wow... some of you guys commenting are really pathetic.
Oh and btw, best country in the world would be Sweden.
Luciano Says:
Woooow, crazy how retards can get turned on by seeing cote's ass on the web...lol get al life fags....So the guy is fighting for the title and it means that he can't have a good time with some family and friends ...especialy in august 3 months before the fight..i hope you fags jurked off to those pics...you seemed turned on by those pics...lol loosers...hey guess what canadians are all assholes, guess what amerian are all jurkoffs....lol your even worst... fuckin jabronies...sorry sensei but i had too hahaha
E Honda Says:
Its funny how these pics created dumbass comments from both canadians and americans trying to bash each other. Everyone knows this is a futile argument that is just subjective to where you live.
As for the fight should be cool watching Anderson Silva destroy another opponent. Lets just hope it gets passed the first round this time.
For the record French Canadians are a different breed of Canadians and really do a good job at embarrasing Canada. Don't think all Canadians are like those frenchies. GSP is the greatest thing to ever come out of quebec other than that it really goes down hill.
Suqleg Says:
The Entire country that is the USA is the embodyment of an entire people massive infiriority complex hence all the bull shit posturing. Iraq has an ass hole leader so you go in but North Korea fires 10 missles into the sea of Japan and you pretend you did not see it. Fuck that.
Poser Pussies.
People call us weak in Canada but we have never lost a war, in fact we beat your forces with women and indians in 1812 but they tend to not mention too much of that in american schools.
By choosing to live in a country (Canada) that soends most of the year at around -30 degrees CELCIUS (you know that metric thing the rest of the world uses) you have pretty much stated that you have nothing to prove.
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