The Amir/Verne Caption Contest: Are You a Big Winner?
Jesus Christ, you guys must really want that t-shirt. With nearly 300 entries, our latest caption contest was our most popular to date. Here are the five readers who are getting their very own CagePotato.com "Hall of Fame" tees:
Vrax: Dana White takes a rare break from his mech-suit.
Shawn: The UFC 88 after party featured many stars of the MMA world. Pictured here is Amir Sadollah, TUF7 winner, alongside Verne Troyer, future EliteXC headliner.
joe joe: Slightly above Elvis Sinosic as far as first opponents for TUF winners.
Archer0545: (Goldbergs Voice) "Amir is 64 inches taller and enjoys a 36 inch reach advantage, everything else is virtually identical."
Sam: "that's not how you make a fist you retard."
Bonus: I'd also like to give shirts to two more readers who posted brilliant comments recently. They are...
Ted Nutmeg on Antonio Silva Is Seriously Fighting That Steroid Charge: In a related story, following his victory at UFC Fight Night 15 Nate Diaz tested positive for 200 times the normal concentration of realness, motherfucker.
Reckless on "Jenna Jameson to Have Two of Tito Ortiz's Babies, Consecutively": Those kids are gonna walk out of that vagina. then eat a right hook from chuck.
If your name has been called, please e-mail feedback@cagepotato.com with your address and size, and we'll get those shirts out to you ASAP. As for the rest of you, great work with the captions, but you ain't gettin' shit. So please go here to buy a "Hall of Fame" shirt for $12. More brilliant CagePotato t-shirt designs will come in the future if this one does well, so help us out, eh?
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mmmiles Says:
"Archer0545: (Goldbergs Voice) “Amir is 64 inches taller and enjoys a 36 inch reach advantage, everything else is virtually identical.”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh God, it's not right that I can hear that voice perfectly in my head. Get out Goldberg, OUT.
PotatoHead Says:
I was robbed (out of 2nd place... Archer0545 was handsdown #1).
ruckus Says:
haha, phenomenal captions.
C-Bus Allstar Says:
I actually wanted to buy one of those shirts yesterday and paypal was like, "Ooops, sorry, we don't have the correct information for "breakmediaswag" or whatever the fuck it was..
Me Says:
all good ones this time too, what's up CP actually picking funny crap these last 2 captions contests. Gj all around though there were a lot of good ones
Plain old Kevin Says:
Most are funny but “that’s not how you make a fist you retard.” is not even close.
Matt Says:
That Nate Diaz comment was fucking PHENOMENAL.
ADW Says:
Archer0545! That is Fucking Hilarious! That quote is going to have me in a good mood for the rest of the day! Mike Goldberg is such a turdburger.
TheJoker Says:
*Bows* Those were really creative and deserved the win. Defintely loved the Honorable Diaz comment too.
TheJoker Says:
I also have to say this comment was worth mentioning after the fact
"As for the rest of you, great work with the captions, but you ain’t gettin’ shit."
ox Says:
I call bullshit where is the vote
Juan Blanco Says:
Dude, I walked in a hotel room in Vegas and there was a woman giving birth on the bed. I asked her if I could help but the baby stood up and told me to "Get the f*ck outta here!" I then realized she was just having sex with Verne... Amir hooked em up..
Rumbler Says:
F*ck! Really thought I had a chance this time:(
"Reckless on" Should get a pulitzer for that sh!t.
Anonymous Says:
Hahaha, that Nate Diaz one cracked me up. That's excellent stuff there.
HoustonHalfassin Says:
My God, Verne is so malnurished looking kids in Africa pay HIM a nickel a day
Vrax Says:
Hat's off to Archer0545, pure win.
Mask Says:
Archer0545, best comment by far!
Anonymous Says:
I'm pretty sure this was the most popular one by far is because you finally fixed the "slow down" error whenever we'd try to post.
UFC fan Says:
all 3 of mine were funnier than vrax and sams captions.
FEH!
what the fuck! you gotta know what a mech-suit is.....and its NOT funny!
walrus Says:
The two on the bottom are friggin hilarious
those guys deserve shirts
Niggajitsu Says:
I thought the comment about jenna and titos babies not really being titos becasue chuck knocked out tito and then impregnated jenna was better than the comment about the babies walking into a right hook from chuck but its just to bad it was anonymous. Live and learn and take credit for your comments, it might just pay off.
shutupandfight Says:
congrats to the winners...but seriously...i got a case of hemorrhoids that are funnier than any of that crap.
KTFO Says:
The bonus comments were both FUNNY AS HELL!