Here's a small sampling of the suspiciously fruity photos you can find on Seth Petruzelli's MySpace page (thanks to Deadspin and Fightlinker for the heads-up). Kimbo? This is the guy who toasted you in 14 seconds — be very, very humiliated. And Seth? There's a point where "running gag" crosses over into "lifestyle choice." Just sayin'...
And the gayest one of all...
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BJ Penn
Bob Sapp
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Chuck Liddell
Cung Le
Fedor Emelianenko
Frank Shamrock
Georges St Pierre
Gina Carano
Houston Alexander
Kimbo Slice
Lyoto Machida
Matt Hughes
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Mauricio Rua
Miguel Torres
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Quinton Jackson
Randy Couture
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Thiago Alves
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Urijah Faber
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Comments
Kimbo's Lice Says:
If enjoying a triple-kiss with two of your bros makes you gay, then I don't want to be straight.
MMA-hole Says:
Christ...first Cote and now this. Are there *any* MMA fighters who aren't sodomites?
Turd Ferguson Says:
Wow kimbo, you got your ass kicked by a fruity boy.
now if that doesn't put the icing on the cake... I don't know what will
FAS Says:
No, homo.
B Says:
uhh... well at least the in the fourth to last one its a girl's hand...I think..?
B Says:
Also anyone else getting weird scrolling lag from CP lately?
Old, Bald and Irish Says:
You know, these pictures do NOTHING to help me defend myself from my buddies who are absolutely convinced that jiu jitsu and MMA are "gay".
Here' the text from a recent screed from my buddie Doug:
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From Doug:
Bruce Lee = so not gay
ju jit su = so very gay
You know I turned on SPIKE on night, and UFC was on. So I watched it for the first time in , i dunno, YEARS. I had to explain to that this is what is into.
She couldnt believe it was real and that straight men watch this. And I couldnt either. It strikes me as being all about being half naked and groping the other guy. It just looks SOOOOOOO gay, i couldn't belive it or even defend that it isnt. This makes the homo eroticism of football look like nothing.
Sascha Baron Cohens next movie has MMA match in Arkansas, where they gave the audience cheap beer and free tickets to come. As the match progresses the two fighters start making out with each other.
Needless to say the redneck crowd goes ballistic.
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Response from Old, Bald and Irish:
Ok, I know I’m asking for it…
…what EXACTLY did you think was gay?
Just that guys touch bodies against one another?
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Response from Doug:
Hmmm lemme think.
THE WHOLE THING!
Nekkid guys touching each other and groping around thier bodies looks GAY. Wearing tighty little outfits, dry humping each other into submission is GAY. (why even wear the outfits, why not just be nekkid?)
I dont care what you say, i know you drank the kool aid on this, but its as gay as can be. They are only beating each other up because they cant kiss each other. ;-)
All i saw was two guys locked in an embrace. Not even fighting. Just HOLDING each other. With thier crotches in each others faces.
And its the worst kind of gay, which is "deny its gay-gay" :-P
Look , that being said, I dont put you down for doing something that is good for you physically. You are getting healthy , losing weight and thats good. But seriously, you dont see the gay when you watch the fights? It's gayer than the Cartwheel in New Hope on a friday night (Ed Note: "The Cartwheel" was a notorious gay bar in Newhope, PA in the 90's - OBI). And the funny part is most doods dont see it. They just think its all tough guy shiat which yeah it is, beating each other up, and blood and all. But there is such a strong homo erotic subtext, you cant avoid it. Like the doods who don't see it in the movie Fight Club (Ed Note: "Fight Club" and "gay" became a whole different email exchange - OBI). And they think the movie is all about beating doods up and being aggressive with each other. Wrong.
Bruce Lee never looked gay kicking a$$. ;-)
John C. Dvorak Says:
FIrst it starts off with shaving your chest and worrying about cutting up just like a bodybuilder (the very definition of hoooooomo) and then you end up sucking a dick.
So, in recap:
Chest shaving---->sucking dick.
*Bonus points if you have a picture of a dick on your clean shaven chest.
Old bald irish drunk is right btw. On all accounts.
Although, the japs have found you can lower the gay content by wearing a gi instead of oil down nekkid bodies like the romans and greeks.
matt Says:
doesnt that, by proxy make you guys gay for being on an mma site?
WOW! Says:
JUST WOW!
Fancy Pants Says:
Cut, print, gay.
douchebaggery Says:
Seth has always been very "metro"...to the point where I wouldn't be surprised to find his ballgag collection under his bed
jared shoaw's boyfriend Says:
Jared Shaw.... how how how HOW will you spin this? Your "TOP" fighter was bea in 14 seconds by a homosexual Mixed Martial ARTIST!
jared shoaw's boyfriend Says:
Jared Shaw.... how how how HOW will you spin this? Your "TOP" fighter was beat in 14 seconds by a homosexual Mixed Martial ARTIST!
J Says:
knocked out by a light heavy weight, who was coming off a year break, who took the fight on a hours notice, who also happens to be the biggest flaming fag mma fighter ever seen all in 14 seconds, gotta feel sorry for kimbo
Mike Says:
So he's gay. Big fucking deal. Deal with it.
bignig Says:
kimbo beat down by a fruit throwing a girlie jab...a FLAMING fruit!
MrMontreal Says:
Brokeback mountain has a sequel: Brokeback Mountain two: tappin' out
J Says:
Plausibility.......doubtful but now I halfway expect to hear the excuse of "kimbo took a dive just cuz he didn't wanna get groped by the gay man" , might at least explain the lack of glove tapping
BIG CHRIS Says:
This Messed up my whole morning....
Me Says:
Haha at first I thought he just had a tramp stamp male-edition, but I think that it's actually and ass tatoo that overflowed onto his back and leg. Ass tatoo.
Anonymous Says:
Which picture convinced you he was gay?
Mine was the one wearing rainbow belt and tatooed roaring flames on his ass.
That's what you get when you have a jewish-italian fighter: a gay runner.
Trey Says:
To MrMontreal Says: The sequel is called Inside Man, Ouch for Kimbo!
Wow Says:
Why is this news, cagepotato? With all due respect, this is the first mma blog on the net that I read, but is Seth Petruzelli is gay who the fuck cares? This is the type of shit I'd expect from some tabloid bullshit in the grocery store that housewives would give a shit about. I'm not even gay and this disappoints me.
Wow Says:
When I said "first mma blog I read", I don't mean I've never read them. I mean every day, this is the first one I check as I read most of them daily. I'm not some random person who stumbled along some story and complained about it.
Sean Says:
Check his Myspace page he is not gay. Actually he is married. It just seems like he enjoys acting like a fruit.
pookysdabomb Says:
Question.... Why is that guys tounge so brown in the triple kiss?
Answer.....his tounge was up two asses just seconds before..... SICK!
whatev Says:
who gives a shit. he beat kimbo in 14 seconds. thats what matters. who cares if this guys showers with penguins. he could probably beat all our asses anyway...
TUF Guy Says:
Thats what I imagine all you queers look like
MKXii Says:
He obviously took these pictures right after his win to rub it in Kimbo's face, I'd do the same.
Oh and @ Kimbo's Lice. LOFL
TB Says:
Seth Petruzelli - Part time fighter, FULL TIME CUM GUZZLER
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
bimbo lice Says:
@ WOW you are gay.....now go dye your hair pink
cmon cage Says:
put up some real articles
thanks
JP Says:
WTF....why are you publishing this shit? I thought you guys are an MMA site. Since when is cagepotato.com run by, fuckin', Perez Hilton?
mmmiles Says:
So he might be gay.... who cares. I'll watch a good 14 second fight anytime, gay straight man or woman. The vinyl is pushing it but I won't say I haven't showered with a penguin once or twice.
CP cultivating their redneck insecure brawler market segment? Grow some balls guys and get over it, instead of worrying what other people's tastes are.
J Says:
Can't speak for the writers here , but personally I think this post was more of a lets laugh at kimbo cuz this is the dude that just whooped his ass rather that the ugh sick gay bastard outlook that most seem to have taken.
Baroni Sux Says:
Honestly I could care less if he's gay. With the amount of chest/back/arm/leg shaving along with eye brow plucking it would seem on the surface that there are a lot of gay guys in MMA.
If's he gay I say let it shine that you kicked someone's ass who what Elite's meal ticket. I am still convinced that the punch that dropped him was a Sonny Listin/ Ali style punch but hey it looked great and at least at my house there were a lot of high fives when that 14 sec abortion was over with.
Fenix Says:
TB wins the internets, that sh!t made me spit up my drink! NICE! :D
bolt Says:
yea... he is 100% gay... wearing the full color gay belt and all... ahhhh... I really don't care... just suprised...
Andrew Says:
He probably does the "gay persona" just to mess with his opponents. Lodune did the same thing on TUF 1.
Bunk Says:
Just when things can't get any worse for Kimbo, these pictures show up...
FUCK YOU Says:
Does anyone else remeber that kimbo fight where he blew up that guys eye in that back yard? Kimbo let that guy punch him in the face like three times and he didn't even flinch and kept fighting. This guy gave him "The ultimate punch" and he crumpled like a paper bag. what the fuck?
PunchDrunkShamrock Says:
Just because that guy was big doesnt mean he's a trained fighter or that he knows how to throw a punch...
kevin rose Says:
Losing against Shamrock wouldnt have been too much of an embarassment beacuse even though he is 100 years old, the man had skills and has forgotten more than Kimbo wil even know.
Losing to a guy with pink hair, in 14 seconds... in front of you homies is a whole different story.
Now, these pictures just means that Kimbo is right now at the airport booking a flight to Barbados and never coming back.
>Check his Myspace page he is not gay.
>Actually he is married.
Riiiiiiight, because one is mutually exclusive from the other?
Its called on being on the down low. Married men who like their family life but who once in a while just want to go to a club and suck on some strangers cock.
Fuck, watch Oprah and Maury for pete's sakes!!
>It just seems like he enjoys acting like a fruit.
So youre trying to defend him? Good job.
This isnt a quirck like Chuck and his attention seeking toenails because the only time anyone will see a tatoo over a guy's ass is if someone is pounding him from behind.
So if i was the wife, id get tested on a regular basis.
And BenUFC, this isnt the way to quash the rumours about you.
Youre one more naked ass pix from joining the openly gay crew at Fightlinker so you can slap each other's faces with your dicks.
Levi Says:
slow news day?
hooligun Says:
Maybe he is gay maybe he isn't? Who gives a flying knee fuck? Not me. As for grappling being homo erotic, well I guess you can look at it that way if you want. Gay men maybe do. I don't, I think its boring compared to strikes but that's it.
steveodevo23 Says:
this guy has smoked more sausage than jimmy dean/he has smoked more pole whoever smokes a lot of pole/note the rainbow belt right out of the liza minelli
collection,this guy knows sigfreid & roy on a first name basis,shame to you kimbo
internet fighting fraud, u better thank god that ref was there or he would have brought out the gimp & fitted u with a ball gag
the glza Says:
i doubt he's gay -- he's never said he's gay so i'm not gonna assume he's gay just because he likes to let loose with his tongue in other guys' mouths and has an ass tattoo.
oh god, i just read what i wrote and even though i wrote it in all seriousness, it's really funny to read.
but still, i don't think he's gay, just really open to kooky fun.
alen Says:
kooky fun involving other mens penises in your mouth
Jared Shaw's left eyebrow Says:
You guys who are actually taking offense at this, GET REAL
I think the point of this story is not only is this dude a full time ASS GRABBER and yea MAYBE it's a joke that you and ALL your speedo wearing homies think is hilarious, but the main point is Elite XC has spent lot's of cash promoting their #1 tough guy KIMBO and not ony does he get owned in 14 seconds it's to a dude that LOVES other dudes. Maybe I missed all the hot chicks at all these parties, let me look again..... NOPE JUST FAGS.