‘No Homo’ Alert: Seth Petruzelli
Here’s a small sampling of the suspiciously fruity photos you can find on Seth Petruzelli’s MySpace page (thanks to Deadspin and Fightlinker for the heads-up). Kimbo? This is the guy who toasted you in 14 seconds — be very, very humiliated. And Seth? There’s a point where “running gag” crosses over into “lifestyle choice.” Just sayin’…
And the gayest one of all…
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October 6th, 2008 at 7:21 am
If enjoying a triple-kiss with two of your bros makes you gay, then I don’t want to be straight.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Christ…first Cote and now this. Are there *any* MMA fighters who aren’t sodomites?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Wow kimbo, you got your ass kicked by a fruity boy.
now if that doesn’t put the icing on the cake… I don’t know what will
October 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am
No, homo.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:37 am
uhh… well at least the in the fourth to last one its a girl’s hand…I think..?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Also anyone else getting weird scrolling lag from CP lately?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:43 am
You know, these pictures do NOTHING to help me defend myself from my buddies who are absolutely convinced that jiu jitsu and MMA are “gay”.
Here’ the text from a recent screed from my buddie Doug:
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From Doug:
Bruce Lee = so not gay
ju jit su = so very gay
You know I turned on SPIKE on night, and UFC was on. So I watched it for the first time in , i dunno, YEARS. I had to explain to that this is what is into.
She couldnt believe it was real and that straight men watch this. And I couldnt either. It strikes me as being all about being half naked and groping the other guy. It just looks SOOOOOOO gay, i couldn’t belive it or even defend that it isnt. This makes the homo eroticism of football look like nothing.
Sascha Baron Cohens next movie has MMA match in Arkansas, where they gave the audience cheap beer and free tickets to come. As the match progresses the two fighters start making out with each other.
Needless to say the redneck crowd goes ballistic.
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Response from Old, Bald and Irish:
Ok, I know I’m asking for it…
…what EXACTLY did you think was gay?
Just that guys touch bodies against one another?
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Response from Doug:
Hmmm lemme think.
THE WHOLE THING!
Nekkid guys touching each other and groping around thier bodies looks GAY. Wearing tighty little outfits, dry humping each other into submission is GAY. (why even wear the outfits, why not just be nekkid?)
I dont care what you say, i know you drank the kool aid on this, but its as gay as can be. They are only beating each other up because they cant kiss each other.
All i saw was two guys locked in an embrace. Not even fighting. Just HOLDING each other. With thier crotches in each others faces.
And its the worst kind of gay, which is “deny its gay-gay”
Look , that being said, I dont put you down for doing something that is good for you physically. You are getting healthy , losing weight and thats good. But seriously, you dont see the gay when you watch the fights? It’s gayer than the Cartwheel in New Hope on a friday night (Ed Note: “The Cartwheel” was a notorious gay bar in Newhope, PA in the 90’s - OBI). And the funny part is most doods dont see it. They just think its all tough guy shiat which yeah it is, beating each other up, and blood and all. But there is such a strong homo erotic subtext, you cant avoid it. Like the doods who don’t see it in the movie Fight Club (Ed Note: “Fight Club” and “gay” became a whole different email exchange - OBI). And they think the movie is all about beating doods up and being aggressive with each other. Wrong.
Bruce Lee never looked gay kicking a$$.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:48 am
FIrst it starts off with shaving your chest and worrying about cutting up just like a bodybuilder (the very definition of hoooooomo) and then you end up sucking a dick.
So, in recap:
Chest shaving—->sucking dick.
*Bonus points if you have a picture of a dick on your clean shaven chest.
Old bald irish drunk is right btw. On all accounts.
Although, the japs have found you can lower the gay content by wearing a gi instead of oil down nekkid bodies like the romans and greeks.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:53 am
doesnt that, by proxy make you guys gay for being on an mma site?
October 6th, 2008 at 7:55 am
JUST WOW!
October 6th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Cut, print, gay.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Seth has always been very “metro”…to the point where I wouldn’t be surprised to find his ballgag collection under his bed
October 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Jared Shaw…. how how how HOW will you spin this? Your “TOP” fighter was bea in 14 seconds by a homosexual Mixed Martial ARTIST!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Jared Shaw…. how how how HOW will you spin this? Your “TOP” fighter was beat in 14 seconds by a homosexual Mixed Martial ARTIST!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
knocked out by a light heavy weight, who was coming off a year break, who took the fight on a hours notice, who also happens to be the biggest flaming fag mma fighter ever seen all in 14 seconds, gotta feel sorry for kimbo
October 6th, 2008 at 8:11 am
So he’s gay. Big fucking deal. Deal with it.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:13 am
kimbo beat down by a fruit throwing a girlie jab…a FLAMING fruit!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Brokeback mountain has a sequel: Brokeback Mountain two: tappin’ out
October 6th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Plausibility…….doubtful but now I halfway expect to hear the excuse of “kimbo took a dive just cuz he didn’t wanna get groped by the gay man” , might at least explain the lack of glove tapping
October 6th, 2008 at 8:22 am
This Messed up my whole morning….
October 6th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Haha at first I thought he just had a tramp stamp male-edition, but I think that it’s actually and ass tatoo that overflowed onto his back and leg. Ass tatoo.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Which picture convinced you he was gay?
Mine was the one wearing rainbow belt and tatooed roaring flames on his ass.
That’s what you get when you have a jewish-italian fighter: a gay runner.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:34 am
To MrMontreal Says: The sequel is called Inside Man, Ouch for Kimbo!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Why is this news, cagepotato? With all due respect, this is the first mma blog on the net that I read, but is Seth Petruzelli is gay who the fuck cares? This is the type of shit I’d expect from some tabloid bullshit in the grocery store that housewives would give a shit about. I’m not even gay and this disappoints me.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:47 am
When I said “first mma blog I read”, I don’t mean I’ve never read them. I mean every day, this is the first one I check as I read most of them daily. I’m not some random person who stumbled along some story and complained about it.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Check his Myspace page he is not gay. Actually he is married. It just seems like he enjoys acting like a fruit.
October 6th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Question…. Why is that guys tounge so brown in the triple kiss?
Answer…..his tounge was up two asses just seconds before….. SICK!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:54 am
who gives a shit. he beat kimbo in 14 seconds. thats what matters. who cares if this guys showers with penguins. he could probably beat all our asses anyway…
October 6th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Thats what I imagine all you queers look like
October 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
He obviously took these pictures right after his win to rub it in Kimbo’s face, I’d do the same.
Oh and @ Kimbo’s Lice. LOFL
October 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Seth Petruzelli - Part time fighter, FULL TIME CUM GUZZLER
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
October 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
@ WOW you are gay…..now go dye your hair pink
October 6th, 2008 at 9:11 am
put up some real articles
thanks
October 6th, 2008 at 9:19 am
WTF….why are you publishing this shit? I thought you guys are an MMA site. Since when is cagepotato.com run by, fuckin’, Perez Hilton?
October 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am
So he might be gay…. who cares. I’ll watch a good 14 second fight anytime, gay straight man or woman. The vinyl is pushing it but I won’t say I haven’t showered with a penguin once or twice.
CP cultivating their redneck insecure brawler market segment? Grow some balls guys and get over it, instead of worrying what other people’s tastes are.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Can’t speak for the writers here , but personally I think this post was more of a lets laugh at kimbo cuz this is the dude that just whooped his ass rather that the ugh sick gay bastard outlook that most seem to have taken.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Honestly I could care less if he’s gay. With the amount of chest/back/arm/leg shaving along with eye brow plucking it would seem on the surface that there are a lot of gay guys in MMA.
If’s he gay I say let it shine that you kicked someone’s ass who what Elite’s meal ticket. I am still convinced that the punch that dropped him was a Sonny Listin/ Ali style punch but hey it looked great and at least at my house there were a lot of high fives when that 14 sec abortion was over with.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:37 am
TB wins the internets, that sh!t made me spit up my drink! NICE!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:41 am
yea… he is 100% gay… wearing the full color gay belt and all… ahhhh… I really don’t care… just suprised…
October 6th, 2008 at 9:46 am
He probably does the “gay persona” just to mess with his opponents. Lodune did the same thing on TUF 1.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Just when things can’t get any worse for Kimbo, these pictures show up…
October 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Does anyone else remeber that kimbo fight where he blew up that guys eye in that back yard? Kimbo let that guy punch him in the face like three times and he didn’t even flinch and kept fighting. This guy gave him “The ultimate punch” and he crumpled like a paper bag. what the fuck?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Just because that guy was big doesnt mean he’s a trained fighter or that he knows how to throw a punch…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Losing against Shamrock wouldnt have been too much of an embarassment beacuse even though he is 100 years old, the man had skills and has forgotten more than Kimbo wil even know.
Losing to a guy with pink hair, in 14 seconds… in front of you homies is a whole different story.
Now, these pictures just means that Kimbo is right now at the airport booking a flight to Barbados and never coming back.
>Check his Myspace page he is not gay.
>Actually he is married.
Riiiiiiight, because one is mutually exclusive from the other?
Its called on being on the down low. Married men who like their family life but who once in a while just want to go to a club and suck on some strangers cock.
Fuck, watch Oprah and Maury for pete’s sakes!!
>It just seems like he enjoys acting like a fruit.
So youre trying to defend him? Good job.
This isnt a quirck like Chuck and his attention seeking toenails because the only time anyone will see a tatoo over a guy’s ass is if someone is pounding him from behind.
So if i was the wife, id get tested on a regular basis.
And BenUFC, this isnt the way to quash the rumours about you.
Youre one more naked ass pix from joining the openly gay crew at Fightlinker so you can slap each other’s faces with your dicks.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:26 am
slow news day?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Maybe he is gay maybe he isn’t? Who gives a flying knee fuck? Not me. As for grappling being homo erotic, well I guess you can look at it that way if you want. Gay men maybe do. I don’t, I think its boring compared to strikes but that’s it.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:30 am
this guy has smoked more sausage than jimmy dean/he has smoked more pole whoever smokes a lot of pole/note the rainbow belt right out of the liza minelli
collection,this guy knows sigfreid & roy on a first name basis,shame to you kimbo
internet fighting fraud, u better thank god that ref was there or he would have brought out the gimp & fitted u with a ball gag
October 6th, 2008 at 11:30 am
i doubt he’s gay — he’s never said he’s gay so i’m not gonna assume he’s gay just because he likes to let loose with his tongue in other guys’ mouths and has an ass tattoo.
oh god, i just read what i wrote and even though i wrote it in all seriousness, it’s really funny to read.
but still, i don’t think he’s gay, just really open to kooky fun.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:48 am
kooky fun involving other mens penises in your mouth
October 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
You guys who are actually taking offense at this, GET REAL
I think the point of this story is not only is this dude a full time ASS GRABBER and yea MAYBE it’s a joke that you and ALL your speedo wearing homies think is hilarious, but the main point is Elite XC has spent lot’s of cash promoting their #1 tough guy KIMBO and not ony does he get owned in 14 seconds it’s to a dude that LOVES other dudes. Maybe I missed all the hot chicks at all these parties, let me look again….. NOPE JUST FAGS.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Wow, that’s the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. Definitely sucks for Kimbo to get dropped that quick from a flamer. Hope you people all had puke buckets nearby when you opened up this blog!
October 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
UMM, THE RAINBOW ON HIS BELT IS THE SYMBOL FOR PRIDE HE IS GAY.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
So the Title says “No Homo Alert”. Totally fucking mis-titled. Perhaps a more appropriate title would have been “Completely Homo Alert.” Then my co-workers wouldn’t be questioning why I have pics of 3 guys knoshing on each other’s tongues on my comp. Guaranteed the tech ninja’s are on their way to my desk to “fix” my computer.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I’m on my way!
October 6th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me if he was gay as well as many others in the MMA world. After all, half a fighters time is spent on a mat arm in arm with another sweaty man. If a full mount is not gay, I am not sure what is.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Hahahah Kimbo got beat by a guy “in touch” with his feminine side
October 6th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
oh this just keeps getting sweeter
October 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
wow, kimbo got beat up by a fruit cake
October 6th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
what a fucking fag
October 6th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I noticed how quickly Seth jumped on top of Kimbo when he was down on all four’s.. I bet Seth got a fuckin boner and wanted to tap that ass when Kimbo was in the “position”
October 6th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Bahahahahahahahahaha
Big John:I noticed how quickly Seth jumped on top of Kimbo when he was down on all four’s.. I bet Seth got a fuckin boner and wanted to tap that ass when Kimbo was in the “position”
Wow this is the guy that beat the baddest man in mixed martial arts!?!?…ahhhhahaha what a fudgepacker
Kimbo blows…go back to beating people up behind taco bell wannabe
October 6th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
ha! Kimbo’s loss just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter.
October 6th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
god damn it… i bet kimbos glad he didnt take him down lol!
October 6th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
THAT GUY IN THE BOTTOM PICTURE HAS HIS OWN GYM…F2…I TRAINED THERE BACK IN THE DAY
October 6th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
since he beat kimbo does this mean that seth is “street certified”
October 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Kimbo’s dick is biggger then Seths
I bet you a flying dick suck that they are gonna have a rematch!
October 6th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Kimbo’s dick is biggger then Seths
I bet you a flying dick suck that they are gonna have a rematch!
Johanana could pwn kimbo ..and johananas a girl
October 6th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
hi joahanana
October 6th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
All you people worried about the size of Kimbo’s dick are all fags! It would probably make you happy if you could see, sniff it, and suck it..
October 6th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/seth-petruzelli-not-gay-proof-856851/
October 6th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
So sad that you guys are even talking about a C- fighter!!! Kimbo sucks and that was proven Saturday night! EliteXc sucks Gary and Jared “Shaws” wang!!! Just for you ass licking want to be MMA Fans!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Read this during work hours, getting paid to see a bunch of crybabies whine about their homosexual issues.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
whats up with all the retard fucks who are suppose to be working but instead are here posting?
Hey assholes I hope you all get fired for being dipshits, you worthless bastards GET TO WORK SCUM!
October 6th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Kimbo u lost to a guy with PINK hair……..nufff said
October 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/seth-petruzelli-not-gay-proof-856851/
this LINK doesn’t mean shit… he is freaking bi and /or gay… i really don’t give a shit… but let us not fool ourselves - straight men don’t do pics like this… we don’t lick one another… we don’t shave our buddies man boobs… and we don’t dress like our boy seth does…BUT LIKE I SAID… WHO CARES… I LIKE THE SETH…
October 7th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Seth: Knock Knock Kimbo
Kimbo: Who’s there?
Seth: Suprise, Trick or Treat, GAY
*kimbo gets knocked out*
October 7th, 2008 at 1:51 am
Kimbo, you are officially this fag’s bitch
October 7th, 2008 at 2:02 am
kimbo shaved half his chest. does that make him bi?
who cares if seth is gay or straight? it’s irrelevant to the fight and this display of homophobia is creeping me out. me thinks you all doth protest too much. seth stepped up, destroyed kimbo and spilled the beans on elitexc which everyone seems to hate (but watches religiously…) shouldn’t y’all be celebrating him instead of crapping on the guy?
October 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
The homophobia on this site is quite embarrassing. Gay people have been fighting all their lives to get respect, what makes think we cant step in the ring and whip a BREEDERS ass too.
P.S. Call a gay man a fag in the street, and make sure to be ready to get stp to, bitch ass breeders
October 7th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Seth also said where his ring name comes from “Silverback.” He said it’s from the Silverback gorilla that has a giant body and a tiny penis. The interviewer asked him if that was the case for him as well. And Seth was like, ‘If the shoe fits…’ Anyway the photo of him in his bicycle shorts pretty much solves the case!
October 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Thank you for the last two comments. The seriously homophobic comments on this site, as well as Petruzelli’s homophobia by way of exploration, are really lame. Most people have no idea how many gay people there are around them in their every day life. There are gay men in every pro sport. There are gay men in MMA. There are gay men in each of your jobs. Being gay doesn’t make a man less masculine. In fact, most gay men have significantly higher levels of testosterone than straight men.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:59 am
People who call people fags usually are fags hiding something! That’s just a bunch of frat boys doing what frat boys do after a bottle of Patron. My dad has pix from the Korean war where soldiers dressed as chicks did shows to pass the time. Lighten up you insecure bitch boys. MMA isn’t homoerotic - your sick redneck sexuality is…fo sho.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Posted on Digg via
http://digg.com/extreme_sports/Kimbo_This_is_the_guy_who_toasted_you_in_14_seconds
enjoy the hits
October 8th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
“step” to me flyboy, and I will squash you and send you on your voyage to hell motherfucking queer.
Dont talk shit when all you wanna do is pack my shit, I would beat you straight.
fucking faggots and their stupid talk.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:14 am
ewww =p
October 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Did anyone else notice that a lot of this looks like PHOTOSHOP! Not all but especially the jean cut off shorts
October 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Who really cares? If you care, go back to the dark ages and leave MMA alone.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 am
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