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Caption Contest: Win a Copy of 'Fighter'

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This month marks the release of Fighter: The Fighters of the UFC, a collection of black-and-white portraits of over 100 UFC fighters, shot by acclaimed photographer/Coach president Reed Krakoff. The book features a foreword by Sam Sheridan, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Yellow Ribbon Fund. According to the press release, "The striking images are juxtaposed with quotes from each fighter, whose candor will be surprising to even die-hard UFC fans." And the best part is, we're giving away three copies to you, our loyal readers. Just provide a clever caption to the photo that's after the jump, and we'll pick our favorites on Friday. Feel free to enter more than once; good luck...

Putin Jean Claude Van Damme Aleksander Emelianenko
(Vladimir Putin, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Aleksander Emelianenko at BodogFIGHT: Clash of the Nations, 4/14/07).

Comments

Hey Jean-claude, you holding?

Jean Claude "I would totatly look better in those shorts " lol
Puttin " I wouldn't mind seeing that Jean" lol homos

its illegal for high school wrestlers to cut weight with a plastic bag but not for mma fighters?

Aleksander tires his hand at stripping after being told that he cant fight in the US.
Only to then be told by Jean Clude... "Your doing it all wrong!"

To clarify, the contest will be closed at 2 p.m. ET on Friday, and I'll announce the winners at 3.

It's like that uncomfortable feeling in an elevator, everybody has to keep looking up

Aleksander Emelianenko looked down at Putin and asks: What you got there Putin?

Putin looks down at Aleksander Emelianenko and replies: Vodka and carrot juice

Aleksander Emelianenko confused asks: Why?

Putin replies: I get drunk but I see good.

Well, guess I'm first...

Aleks: Stay away from me Van Damme. I know what you did to my brother...
Van Damme: Don't worry, somebody else has their eye on you *cheesy grin*
Putin: (I'll test his real judo skills backstage)

Don't kill me Aleks!
:D

Hi I'm here for the gangbang....

All those without Hepatitis, sit down... not so fast Aleksander!

On set for the film "Street Fighter 2: Zangief gets gayer"

"So what's a little hepatitis among friends? You're lucky I didn't give you radiation poisoning!"

"Can you believe Hepatitis can get through this tiny thing?"

"'Cos I only have eyes...for you."

"KGB man Putin looks to play cops and robbers."

"Keep giggling, Jean, and I'll go Chuck Zito on you."

aleks - 'jean claude, meet me in the back and i will show you how to perform a triangle choke like i promised. putin can ref if he wants.'

Jean-Claude: Oh My Frein, Aleks, I never tell you how I learn to do splits, eh?

Nyet.

Well, my Frein, I first get zee Hep so bad, like you have, no?

NYET!

Yes, yes. Zo, I get zee Hepititties very bad. And zen, my legs zey are scared of - Le Belgian Bulge - so scared zey are repelled to sides and boom, splits. Jus like zis.

Hahahaha, so comrade Van Damme, there is cure, yes?

Nyet.

Jean-Claude breathed a sigh of relief...finally, someone who was even more underdressed than he was.

Aleks-"Well, is this what I have to wear in order to get casted for Hard Target 2?"

"If you like these tattoos, just wait until I show you the ones you can't see."

"universal soldier sucked"

the bad, the good, and the ugly

Forrest: " People Magazine said i was too fat for their cover."

Putin: "...now go home and get your fuckin' shine-box!"

why yes this is the Van Damme mullet starter kit.

Didn't know this site was full of homo's that want a book full of pictures of all male fighters.

How do you say pussy in russian

There's a party in my mouth after the fight, and everybody will be cumming.

Jeans film career was finished due to scars from the Facial Chlamydia he received backstage from the Emelianenko Brothers at this event.

Blood Sport II : Electric Bugaloo

"Hey Putin, what you think of my pee pee pee?"

Russias new national defence

Musical chairs was about to turn ugly.

Aleks: "I punch like George Foreman"

Putin: "what's that? Bomb Georgia??"

Ok last one....

Aleks: So Mr. Putin... how was the fight? Did I do good?
Van Damm: I was not eeempressed with your performance!

the label didnt say warm water only! how was i supposed to know!?!

"At least it's not Chuck Zito"

Putin: Ok listen Alrksander we're going to invade Georgia..

Aleksander: Bit im no listened to fight in in Amerika!!

Putin: ' i wonder where that tattoo goes....'

"So I understand terms: If I am succeed in getting my brother to impregnate the girl, I will be made king of South Ossetia, yes?"

"Hey Putin, Dont touch him, he gave me the Hep after he promised me a role... then he threw salt in my eyes!"

Winner!!!

jim smith Says:

October 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Blood Sport II : Electric Bugaloo

Got Hep?
or
Hard Target 2: This time it's viral warfare

In Soviet Russia, joke never gets tired of you.

Putin quickly regrets cracking that killer mullet joke.

Aleks: "Jean-Claude Van Damme, how's taste my hepatitis? Good no?"

Here Aleksander is looking at the entie reason for the widespread hypotitus rumors.... jean claud.

Oye van-dam, how you like my peepee, is good no.

Is Gary Shandling that irrelevent?

While Jean Claude distracted Aleks following the fight, Roger Moore stole the golden dragon again.

How's Taste my big pee pee?