Caption Contest: Win a Copy of 'Fighter'




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This month marks the release of Fighter: The Fighters of the UFC, a collection of black-and-white portraits of over 100 UFC fighters, shot by acclaimed photographer/Coach president Reed Krakoff. The book features a foreword by Sam Sheridan, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Yellow Ribbon Fund. According to the press release, "The striking images are juxtaposed with quotes from each fighter, whose candor will be surprising to even die-hard UFC fans." And the best part is, we're giving away three copies to you, our loyal readers. Just provide a clever caption to the photo that's after the jump, and we'll pick our favorites on Friday. Feel free to enter more than once; good luck...

(Vladimir Putin, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Aleksander Emelianenko at BodogFIGHT: Clash of the Nations, 4/14/07).
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jim smith Says:
Hey Jean-claude, you holding?
Dada Says:
Jean Claude "I would totatly look better in those shorts " lol
Puttin " I wouldn't mind seeing that Jean" lol homos
not in the contest Says:
its illegal for high school wrestlers to cut weight with a plastic bag but not for mma fighters?
mayhem420 Says:
Aleksander tires his hand at stripping after being told that he cant fight in the US.
Only to then be told by Jean Clude... "Your doing it all wrong!"
ben Says:
To clarify, the contest will be closed at 2 p.m. ET on Friday, and I'll announce the winners at 3.
Clinton Alexander Says:
It's like that uncomfortable feeling in an elevator, everybody has to keep looking up
MrMontreal Says:
Aleksander Emelianenko looked down at Putin and asks: What you got there Putin?
Putin looks down at Aleksander Emelianenko and replies: Vodka and carrot juice
Aleksander Emelianenko confused asks: Why?
Putin replies: I get drunk but I see good.
Drew Says:
Well, guess I'm first...
Aleks: Stay away from me Van Damme. I know what you did to my brother...
Van Damme: Don't worry, somebody else has their eye on you *cheesy grin*
Putin: (I'll test his real judo skills backstage)
Don't kill me Aleks!
:D
DunkinD Says:
Hi I'm here for the gangbang....
jim smith Says:
All those without Hepatitis, sit down... not so fast Aleksander!
Myles Kilometers Says:
On set for the film "Street Fighter 2: Zangief gets gayer"
MMA-hole Says:
"So what's a little hepatitis among friends? You're lucky I didn't give you radiation poisoning!"
Juan Blanco Says:
"Can you believe Hepatitis can get through this tiny thing?"
NealTaflinger Says:
"'Cos I only have eyes...for you."
"KGB man Putin looks to play cops and robbers."
"Keep giggling, Jean, and I'll go Chuck Zito on you."
snicket916 Says:
aleks - 'jean claude, meet me in the back and i will show you how to perform a triangle choke like i promised. putin can ref if he wants.'
Vrax Says:
Jean-Claude: Oh My Frein, Aleks, I never tell you how I learn to do splits, eh?
Nyet.
Well, my Frein, I first get zee Hep so bad, like you have, no?
NYET!
Yes, yes. Zo, I get zee Hepititties very bad. And zen, my legs zey are scared of - Le Belgian Bulge - so scared zey are repelled to sides and boom, splits. Jus like zis.
Hahahaha, so comrade Van Damme, there is cure, yes?
Nyet.
Destro Says:
Jean-Claude breathed a sigh of relief...finally, someone who was even more underdressed than he was.
BIG CHRIS Says:
Aleks-"Well, is this what I have to wear in order to get casted for Hard Target 2?"
LiuLang Says:
"If you like these tattoos, just wait until I show you the ones you can't see."
curly mullet Says:
"universal soldier sucked"
berg Says:
the bad, the good, and the ugly
RayK Says:
Forrest: " People Magazine said i was too fat for their cover."
FAS Says:
Putin: "...now go home and get your fuckin' shine-box!"
jspice Says:
why yes this is the Van Damme mullet starter kit.
Lyquid Says:
Didn't know this site was full of homo's that want a book full of pictures of all male fighters.
Brad Says:
How do you say pussy in russian
Michael M Says:
There's a party in my mouth after the fight, and everybody will be cumming.
BIG CHRIS Says:
Jeans film career was finished due to scars from the Facial Chlamydia he received backstage from the Emelianenko Brothers at this event.
jim smith Says:
Blood Sport II : Electric Bugaloo
mike Says:
"Hey Putin, what you think of my pee pee pee?"
Eveboy420 Says:
Russias new national defence
Doph Says:
Musical chairs was about to turn ugly.
Toner Says:
Aleks: "I punch like George Foreman"
Putin: "what's that? Bomb Georgia??"
mayhem420 Says:
Ok last one....
Aleks: So Mr. Putin... how was the fight? Did I do good?
Van Damm: I was not eeempressed with your performance!
jspice Says:
the label didnt say warm water only! how was i supposed to know!?!
jim smith Says:
"At least it's not Chuck Zito"
Anonymous Says:
Putin: Ok listen Alrksander we're going to invade Georgia..
Aleksander: Bit im no listened to fight in in Amerika!!
AKO Says:
Putin: ' i wonder where that tattoo goes....'
Ted Nutmeg Says:
"So I understand terms: If I am succeed in getting my brother to impregnate the girl, I will be made king of South Ossetia, yes?"
Sean Says:
"Hey Putin, Dont touch him, he gave me the Hep after he promised me a role... then he threw salt in my eyes!"
mayhem420 Says:
Winner!!!
jim smith Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Blood Sport II : Electric Bugaloo
Geriatric Peon Says:
Got Hep?
or
Hard Target 2: This time it's viral warfare
Aptninja Says:
In Soviet Russia, joke never gets tired of you.
moron Says:
Putin quickly regrets cracking that killer mullet joke.
tpark Says:
Aleks: "Jean-Claude Van Damme, how's taste my hepatitis? Good no?"
Had_Matter..... Says:
Here Aleksander is looking at the entie reason for the widespread hypotitus rumors.... jean claud.
Lone Wolf Says:
Oye van-dam, how you like my peepee, is good no.
Steve W. Says:
Is Gary Shandling that irrelevent?
Matt Says:
While Jean Claude distracted Aleks following the fight, Roger Moore stole the golden dragon again.
anthony Says:
How's Taste my big pee pee?