Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Rachelle Leah's Playboy Issue!
(The November issue of Playboy, on newsstands now. To get a digital version of the entire issue, click here.)
I promised you all a sexy caption contest this week, and I'm a man of my word. Dig this — the lovely and talented Rachelle Leah has given two signed copies of her Playboy issue to CagePotato.com, and we're giving them away to the two readers who provide the funniest captions to the photo after the jump. Feel free to enter more than once, but please get all your captions in to the comments section by 6 p.m. ET on Thursday. Good luck, and be brilliant...
(Two of the UFC's most hated-on talked-about light-heavyweights play hard to get. Photo courtesy of Lugz via MMA Payout.)
Tags: caption contest, Houston Alexander, Lyoto Machida, Playboy, Rachelle Leah
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In The Clinch Says:
Seconds after this picture was taken, the reporter accidentally knocked out Houston Alexander after brushing the microphone against his chin.
In The Clinch Says:
Seconds after this picture was taken, the reporter accidentally knocked out Houston Alexander by brushing the microphone against his chin.
Vrax Says:
You have to be elusive with the chicks.
RTS Says:
Chick 1 "My man is a technician in bed."
Chick 2 "Sounds great!"
Chick 1 "It is actually quite boring"
Chick 2 "My man is a knock out artist."
Chick 1 "That sounds good."
Chick 2 "He only lasts a minute, if that."
Geriatric Peon Says:
as they both look irritated that the crowd is too loud for them to hear their trainers call out the remaining time in the interview.
J- Says:
These chicks are hot, too bad we're gay.
Sunder Says:
Machida doesn't like to engage in a fight, let alone a conversation
L Grant Says:
- In this artistic photo titled "Finishing Quickly" one member of the foursome seems like they really don't belong.
- Only one person in this photo cannot claim to be involved in "quick finishes".
- Can you guess which girl likes it when it's long and drawn out, and which girl likes it fast and rough?
- I'm assuming there's some sort of midget gang bang off screen, because it would take a lot of effort for me to avoid looking at cleavage like that.
- Due to boring fights and horrible losses, both Lyoto and Houston evaluate their partners for the next upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars.
grayada1 Says:
Machida better not be afraid of moving foward, and houston may even be willing to take it to the ground.....
Geriatric Peon Says:
One is affraid to make the first move while the other is unable to work from his back, together they will work out their fears of women in this falls true underdog story "The Unmarketables"
JTho Says:
After three grueling days and countless different models, the photographer was finally able to keep Alexander's knees from buckling, and Machida from back pedaling out of the shot.
UFC fan Says:
Fuck this caption shit. I want a free issue of playboy!
Ted Nutmeg Says:
In a bittersweet moment, Lyoto realized that standing next the chick in the red skirt is the closest he'll ever come to scoring a knockout in the UFC.
jim smith Says:
Only 25 % of this picture belongs in the UFC.
RTS Says:
"Can we bang these girls or is this another one of Dana White's character tests?"
Seamus Says:
Lyoto glanced over to ask his dads permission while Hueston worried if he lay on his back with this chick he would get knocked out!
Bunk Says:
Reporter 1: What do think about these nice new clothes?
Houston Alexander: When I wake up from my next fight these clothes will be out of style.
Reporter 2: What do think about these nice new clothes?
Machida: No comment
Ted Nutmeg Says:
KJ Noons' management has confirmed that he is willing to fight either of the two in the middle.
bmwtech Says:
What could possibly be so great to divert two fighters attention away from those two women? Maybe Kimbo was sellling girl scout cookies!
JTho Says:
Dana White screams at his marketing department, "Fucking finish photoshoping those posers' fucking faces onto the picture."
Micah W Says:
Machida using his elusive Karate skills to run from the ladies; meanwhile, Alexander still doesn't have the ground game to roll with the ladies.
Geriatric Peon Says:
The Transvestite Realization Face
Micah W Says:
"GROUND BREAKING UFC ANNOUNCMENT!!
Lyoto Machida and Houston Alexander guest star on the latest episode of America's Next Top Model"
ranger_21 Says:
-after houston lost consciousness during the photo shoot, some deliberation by Mario Yamasaki led to the man with the camera flash being awarded a KO.
- Houston: "maybe these shoes will give me the friction i need to stop me from 'falling' down in every match"
-one cant commit to anything, and one is finished in 55 seconds. i have trouble with both.
-after an exhausted search, dana white found two women who are still impressed with erectinle dysfunction and premature ejaculation.
-if the damn crowd shuts up, i would be able to hear my corner give me hints on picking her up.
TheONE Says:
LM-MF-AO @ In The Clinch
STOP ENTERING!!!!!!!!! Hands down, "In The Clinch" has won this one!!!
Dave Says:
I look at those shoes, as long as its not Houston Alexander's stomach winking
SnakeXs Says:
The two men knew that beneath the thin veil of heterosexuality, their true love would have to remain hidden forever.
Jay Smith Says:
Yelled from Lyoto's corner man: MOVE IN!!! IN!!!!
Yelled from Houstons corner man: WATCH OUT FOR THE MIC!!!
Jay Smith Says:
Ultimate Fucking Championship
baba Says:
Somewhere, Anderson and Thiago Silva are laughing in the midst of a Timberland shoot.
Shifty Says:
Reporter: "So tell us about your upcoming album. Wait, what... you're not 50 cent? Nevermind then"
Houston: "Bitch please spare some change, my career is about to end and I've got kids to feed, bitch."
J- Says:
-How you doin?
-Oh Snap, this is going to be on cagepotato.com?
CenturySam Says:
This is the exact moment when Lyoto realized that his management sold him out.
wheelsucker Says:
HA: I'm going to knock it out in 30secs.
LM: I'm going to dance around for 15mins, I'm not even going to try to hit it. Maybe tap it.
Justin Timmons Says:
"Hi guys, we're reporters from Over Rated magazine...We're doing an article on guys who would be dead or on welfare if they weren't fighters...can we get an interview?
Dave Says:
EWWWW COOTIES!!!!
Jay Smith Says:
I'd have to turn to hide my boner too!
Gymtops Says:
Lyoto MAchida: That's right. I'm a samurai biatches.
Houston Alexander: Wait until she gets a whiff of that one.
Eric Says:
Machida def. Hot Reporter 1 via unanimous decision
Hot Reporter 2 def. Alexander via submission in the 1st round.
Shifty Says:
Both fighters SHOCKED to be "standing" so close to anyone, for their own reasons of course.
mwfair Says:
Photographers note:
Notice the smile..er..smirk on Alexander's face, wonder what he's thinking about such a pretty girl??
In stark contrast to Alexander is Machida, who looks rather annoyed. Guess he'd rather dance around with men for 3 rounds.
Dave Says:
The rapper Common and Enrique Iglesias talk about their new single "Get Hit and Run"
Demon Cobras Says:
Machida to reporter: Remember when I triangled that guy?
Houstoun to Machida: That wasn't me.
Machida: All you overrated black guys look the same to me.
Jay Smith Says:
The news media gathered for the announcement of Dana Whites new reality show TUF (Two Underskilled Fighters).
Polish Says:
Lyoto Machida could only be more out of place in a UFC KO compilation. Houston on the other hand is very comfortable in either situation.
Shifty Says:
Lyoto: "Baby, I never finish"
Houston: "Careful where you swing that fuckin mike, you could hurt someone." Houston later wakes up and says that he was fine and it was premature.
Shifty Says:
Lyoto: "Baby, I never finish"
Houston: "Careful where you swing that mike, you could hurt someone." Houston later wakes up and says that he was fine and it was premature.
Sideshow Says:
Sorry Ladies, Thiago Silva just walked in.. We'll be in the car.
Steve Says:
We pimpin'...elusively.
Pork and Beans Says:
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Houston?" "I think so Lyoto, but where are we going to find that Frank Trigg pictorial at this time of night?"