Nipple Tweak Increases Record to 4-0
(Props to Ausgepicht)
You can't do it without looking like the creepiest fucking pedophile on Earth. Yet somehow the Jackson camp's patented nipple-tweak warmup has become a guarantee of success in big-time fights. Just ask Georges St. Pierre, Rashad Evans, Keith Jardine, and now Leonard Garcia (above), who are all coming off recent triumphs. (Apparently, fellow Jackson fighter Donald Cerrone also tweaked before his win last night against Rob McCullough.) Here's the list of fighters you may see doing it next. Michelle Watterson, if you're reading this, do consider it.
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Geriatric Peon Says:
Now I am curious, did or didn't Jardine tweak before the Silva fight?
Turdburglar Says:
does anyone know why they do this?
Geriatric Peon Says:
Thanks CG, I had heard both ways
Turdburglar - according to GSP it is an old warrior tradition for good luck.
CG Says:
GSP started it against Fitch at UFC 87. Jardine/Silva was UFC 84.
walrus Says:
Anyone else think Garcia's next fight should be Jeff Curran?
Bitches Says:
Next time i think someone should just pull on their "junk"
walrus Says:
hahahah
TUF GUY is a BOY LOVER Says:
i tweak my foreskin before i jerk off
Anonymous Says:
I need to see some female fighters from Jackson's camp fight on TV!
walrus Says:
oh shit, I thought you said "pull out their 'junk'". -- that'd be messed up
IronFistOak Says:
Tweaking nipples scientifically delivers knockout power to your hands. I tweaked this girls nipples at the bar and she knocked me out, i was like, damn...shoulda thought that through and just grouped em a little.
Unemployed Ninja Says:
I usually watch MMA events with the same group of people and we place small bets on every fight, usually just a dollar or two, sometimes more. Some fights it's hard to get any action because nobody wants to take the underdog and everybody was all about Jens. I announced that if Garcia does the nipple twist I would bet $5 with anybody willing to take Jens. I kind of gasped a little after he actually did the nipple twist and 8 friends were willing to put five down on little evil. I don't know what kind of voodoo they got going on in New Mexico but it won me an extra 40 bucks and extra nipple love from the girlfriend which was admittedly kind of awkward!!!
Geriatric Peon Says:
CagePotato needs to post the vid of Michelle Watterson's next fight to see if she keeps the trend going.
JIMMA Says:
Nice Geriatric Peon, you beat me to the chase.
WAR MICHELLE WATTERSON
Turdburglar Says:
Warrior tradition??? from where? what culture?
bird-dog Says:
garcia looks like a ninja turtle.... donatello
Jay Smith Says:
I've heard that it's a "chemical release" thing. When you're already pumped and full of adrenaline. It supposedly gives you a little more "umph".
moop Says:
GSP did this before the second Hughes fight...this has been going on longer than just UFC 87.
Anonymous Says:
haven't you guys see the GIF of Rashad tweaking his nipples? Its called Turning up the RIDDUM!
ThatsRowdy Says:
@ Walrus "Anyone else think Garcia’s next fight should be Jeff Curran?"
Curran moved down to Bantamweight from featherweight, so unless Garcia wants to move down I don't think that match up would happen. Although it would be a cool fight for sure.
Andy Says:
Wow, a Tait Fletcher sighting!!!
Leonard Garcia's nipples Says:
This beats being nibbled on by Jardine, no matter how gentle he is.
Hirosuito Says:
the way this is going there are going to be taint fletcher sightings soon grasshopper!
Maud Says:
Lmfao. No one does it better than Keith. But that was pretty close. I never knew GSP did it! hahaha.
Poop Says:
Poop
MMALover Says:
I heard it's a running gag between them...
whale-cat Says:
holy shit I laughed so hard all the nipple tweaking, twisting and 1200 volt electric nipple clamps couldn't stop my forehead from splitting down the middle. the fact that you named which turtle really quakes the shit out of me too. that's how funny it is see? got me inventing metaphors now.
whale-cat Says:
oh and I was referring to bird-dog's comment
Anonymous Says:
Soon they'll have fighters wearing pasties.