UFC 91 Video Blog: In Which Dana Meets Fitty and Shows Off His Kids
It's the week leading up to another UFC event, which means we get to see Dana White on hustle-mode once again. He kicks off this installment of the vlog at Tony Hawk's Stand Up for Skateparks benefit/festival/whatever, where he wrings out Randy vs. Brock fight predictions from Anthony Kiedis (Randy via experience), Urijah Faber (Lesnar via beastly genetics) and Wanderlei Silva, who claims Randy will put Brock on the ground and do something to his face with the elbows. Skater/radio host Jason Ellis agrees wholeheartedly. ("And he's got a dick on his chest, too," Ellis says.)
Driving away from the event, we are introduced to Dana's shy sons, Friction and Fractalgeometry — "Fric" and "Frac" for short — who aren't as excited about going to Johnny's Rockets as their father is (kids today). Fric demands a "dwink," which earns him endless mockery from Dana. We also learn that shopping is the only thing their mother does.
Dana is dropped off at Jimmy Iovine's house to meet 50 Cent and discuss the relationship between fighting and music. 50 is sporting a t-shirt with a picture of Kate Moss. As he explains it, "black president, it's time for interracial relationships."
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Anonymous Says:
While i can't stand 50 and his bitch ass G-UNOT crew (fuck they're shit sounds all the same fucking sell out! You think there's any chance Dana could be making moves to have that bitch Skala wacked? wouldn't that be funny!! FUCK G-UNOT THE GAME IS HIP HOP!!
TUF Guy Says:
Whats next for Randy if he just gets dominated on the ground and loses? I would hate to see the guy go out with a back to back loss against Lesnar but it is very much posible. We really have not seen Brock get hit and his chin has not been tested so I do hope to see Randy land a few hooks and good jabs.
B Says:
The level of scumbaggery in that room was too much for me I had to stop watching.
mayhem420 Says:
@ Tuf Guy:
Back to Back losses? It would only be his first fight back. The last one being a win vs Gonzaga....
Although I would have to agree that it would just suck hard core if Randy was to lose to Lesnar, which would do 2 things...
1. Give Brock a HW title only after 3 fights.
2. Hurt any chance of Randy fighting Big Nog... which is a fight I really want to see.
However like you stated above Brock has not really been tested on his feet and actually might not have a chin... we dont know. However with that big melon head and no neck it would be hard to see him get KTFO.
Still if anything I can see Randy pulling of some sort of sub...much like he did vs VanArsdale.
gvd Says:
Dana Dana Dana what the hell were you thinking naming your kids Fric and Frac. That's FRICKEN ridiculous. You better teach them some MMA early on so they don't get abused endlessly till they leave for college.
Anonymous Says:
50 cent has bigger pussy lips than any woman I've ever seen, anything he says should be taken with a grain of salt. Hip Hop "artists" are so entertaining because everyone can see that beneath that "hard" gangster/"musician" facade is a whimpering, pampered little bitch.
mayhem420 Says:
@gvd:
pretty sure that he just calls them that as a nickname.
My parents also used to call me and my sister Frick and Frack.
Also I might be wrong but I think that came from an Ice Skating team (it was a comedy team) back in like the 1930's but dont quote me on that.
I actually know allot of parents that call thier kids that, silly I know.
However its better than Heckel and Jeckel (sp?)
mayhem420 Says:
^^^^
I agree with that. If he doesnt do it this weekend he never will.
TUF Guy Says:
What I ment to say was, if Randy lost I am sure he would get a shot at it again if he wanted. But if he can't beat Brock this weekend there is really less chance of him beating him 6 mo. - 1yr. from now... I can see Brock only getting better for the next few years.
gvd Says:
@mayhem
I hope it is because kids can be pretty relentless over the smallest things (especially in the USA). I just pray noone names their kid Gaylord anytime soon (I saw an announcer on TV with that name and thought thank god you live in an asian country.
MMA FAN Says:
guys... if couture looses we'll get to see lesnar loose to nog, and after a couple of fights couture will (100% sure on this one) fight for the belt.
TB Says:
Fiddy was high as hell with cotton mouth talking to Dana.
James Says:
Dana has kids? I thought he loved cock and hairy assholes.
I Hate Rap Says:
Why the hell would Dana want to get a rap "artist" involved in making music for the UFC? The music they are using now to open TUF and the PPV events is hard rock/metal... and it kicks major ass...(except for that weird opera sounding shit during the gladiator shots that open PPV). Anyway the metal does what Dana said.. gets you pumped up for the show. Rap would just make me want to shoot my TV. Puke.
fat bald guy Says:
I guess that whole seat belts for kids thing gets thrown right out the window when your loaded?
kosterzoo Says:
Chilli Cheese Fries? Why Not? DO YOU WANNA BE A F#$KING FIGHTER!?!?!
Surfin Dave Says:
Maybe Fric and Frac can't say drink, but I bet they're experts at saying "F*ck".
pillow fighter Says:
or DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING FATTY
Jay Smith Says:
@ I hate rap
There have been LOTS of UFC fighters that have come out to Rap music. Chuck Lidell comes out to it often (usually DMX). I like some rap, and can agree that alot of it is shit, but there is some good stuff out there. Just like there is some good rock/metal and some bad. Show a little diversity bro.
wow Says:
the music to tuf fuckin blows, sounds like limp bizkit did it. rap can pump you up as much as metal and the opera music for the fighters is fuckin sick you retards. fric and frac don't have a chance in life, and fiddy sucks a fat cock. that about does it
The Bloc Says:
PLEASE tell me Friction White and Fractalgeometry White are not their real names....
Jonny5 Says:
Who is that white hip hop guy that looks like hes rolling up some weed after greeting D. White? Why would Dana White show some cat rolling some weed?
Krazy Kracker Says:
HA! Dana with kids? He should have a restraining order against coming within earshot of any kid. I can imagine a "nice family day"........ "Hey Pussy, Poser, get your fucking shit in the fucking car!! We're late for school Gawd dammit! Your twat of a mother and whorish friends had too many dwinks are sleeping one off, so I have to fucking take you now. Cunts! *asks their kindergarten teacher who he has on the Couture/Lesnar fight*"
I Hate Rap Says:
@ Jay
As long as it doesn't reference bitches, ho's, nines, bustin' caps, the n-word, drugs, or being hardcore gansta' then I guess maybe just maybe it could be somewhat tolerable... but then would it really be rap? LOL. The UFC is suited quite well to in-your-face distorted guitars and lyrics like "you're gonna get knocked out" and "Face the pain, Face the pain, It's ripping me into pieces". Rap artists pimpin' hos is better for basketball.