24 Aug 2009 09:17:16 AM
(The photo that helped set a new record for Jenna Jameson midget porn jokes on CP.)
The good news is, our UFC 102 caption contest has come to a merciful end. The bad news is, so few of the funnier ones among you seem to be in or around the Pacific Northwest. Don’t worry, though. We found ourselves a big winner anyway, and we’ve got some Fight Magazine subscriptions to give away to a couple others that made us chuckle. Too bad it won’t be in time to get the September issue, featuring a cover story written by a certain dashing young scribe who shall remain nameless. Better head out and pick that one up this week, available wherever kick-ass MMA publications are sold.
Here are our subscription winners, in no particular order:
Jet Li, a midget, and Tito Ortiz all indicating how many times they’ve brought Jenna Jameson to orgasm. – IrishLobo
For weeks to come, Extreme Couture smelled of Icy Hot, Herpecin, Crab Rangoon, Mediocrity, Nyquill and a little bit of stolen Mojo. – BigCountrysCholesterol
No matter how the hard The Thundercats attempted to blend into human society, Snarf always gave them away. – BrandedtoKill
And the winner of two free tickets to UFC 102 is…Read More DIGG THIS