30 Nov 2009 16:13:36 PM
(War Machine’s struggle to learn appropriate ways of showing affection continues. Courtesy of EMMReport.com)
When it comes to choking people, there’s ‘fun choking’ and then there’s ‘charges pending choking.’ The trouble, at least for some people, is that they have a hard time differentiating between them until it’s too late. Watch Kalib Run got ahold of some pre-brawl pictures of War Machine joking around with his porn star buddies at Brooke Haven’s birthday party, and while he does not seem to be on the verge of punching anyone in the face just yet, he also doesn’t come off as the kind of guy you’d want to invite to your sister’s graduation party. But you knew that already, didn’t you?
On a related note, the birthday girl at the disastrous aforementioned party offered a public apology via Twitter to the people injured by Mr. Machine’s outburst at her celebration, and said she was "ready to testify if this goes to court." So yeah, this ain’t going away. Our only hope is that War Machine’s trial, complete with a litany of porn starts testifying for the prosecution, will turn out to be the unintentionally hilarious circus that we truly believe it can be.