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’2011 Hottest Women in MMA Grand Prix’ Voting: Round-of-16, Pool A

(Who’s in the mood for a popularity contest based on the most superficial criteria possible?)

The big dance begins today, ladies and gentlemen. Our quest to crown 2011′s Hottest Woman in MMA kicks off after the jump with the first half of the round-of-16, plus a bonus vote to determine the Wild Card spot in Pool B. (We won’t ruin the surprise, but let’s just say that one of the competitors has an adorable South African accent, one of them is occasionally referred to as “the beautiful” by Mike Goldberg, and one has a cartoonishly huge ass.)

Here’s what to do: With the help of the photographic aids we’ve provided below, cast your vote for your favorite lady in each of the five polls; hit that ”next page” link when you’re done with each one. Any questions, let us know in the comments section, and be sure to come back on Friday to decide the other half of the Grand Prix round-of-16.

Note: If you don’t see the poll widget under each pairing of girls, please refresh your browser, or switch to one that doesn’t suck. And please forgive the janky formatting on pages 2 and 4; not sure what’s up with that. Now let’s go to work…

Arianny Celeste (#1 seed)

Who is she: The UFC Octagon Girl Queen Bee, and relentless self-tweeter. Can often be found in a threesome. Posed nude in Playboy, which got us into a bit of trouble last year…but we forgive her.


Marloes Coenen (#8 seed)

Who is she: Strikeforce’s 135-pound women’s champion. Despite ten hard years in the fight business, the Dutch submission specialist has managed to retain the kind of natural beauty worthy of a J.Crew catalog model.

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mmamike76- April 12, 2011 at 9:15 am
Everyone has it wrong. Stephanie Ann Cook is da bomb! So cute and sexy, sweet and such a great person. Spent time with her last week and in awe of everything she does. VOTE STEPHANIE!!
stopdrinkingpee- April 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm
@Jim Lahey: Thanks, I was blocking it.

@Turd Ferguson: Have you ever watched a Bellator event? Mercedes is not hot. I miss Monica.
thebassmaster- April 8, 2011 at 6:02 am
thebassmaster- April 8, 2011 at 6:01 am
Rhian Rugden over everyone else
Eyes red as Fedor- April 7, 2011 at 10:33 pm
I'm taking Rhian Sugden. Arianny is like the Jimmer Fredette. She seems to have a lot of talent when competing against lesser competition but could never cut it at the next level(full time titty model).
SteveyJBond- April 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
I have a sneaking suspicion Coenen will take out Celeste - with a signature late armbar/puppy dog stare.
Also - where's the new girl, Jade Bryce? Best ever.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm
If anyone voted for Arianny after seeing her naked then you are certainly sad. No i'm just kidding I mean I'd hit it even after Tiki had just finished. However I didn't vote for her! I mean honestly whats hotter then a chick who throws down? nobody thats who.
Sgt. 606- April 7, 2011 at 12:00 pm
I voted on ass and ass alone. I am the original ASSMAN.
SpringerSTL- April 7, 2011 at 8:24 am
Marloes Coenen, Miesha Tate, Mercedes Terrell, Megan Olivi, & Juliana Salimeni.
budsellers- April 7, 2011 at 8:14 am
i voted for the mmagirls chick because i don't fantasize about women with horsefaces or women with ass like that
PingPong- April 7, 2011 at 8:06 am
Marloes looks pretty good in that second pick, the fact that she fights and that she DOESN'T fuck Tiki means she gets my vote.
Bonerman- April 7, 2011 at 6:22 am
Where's Britney?
MyDonkeyPunch- April 7, 2011 at 4:56 am
I said it before and I'll say it again... I would pee in Rhian Sugden's butt. Oh and I'd let Juliana watch.
Turd Furgeson- April 7, 2011 at 4:47 am
If Mercedes what's her face or what's her face Sugden doesn't win, there's somethin wrong with y'all. Also that wild card chick with the butt... Wowsa!
jackthedrinker89- April 7, 2011 at 12:53 am
Thank you!!!!!!!!!! @Fedor vs. Bas
cecils_pupils- April 6, 2011 at 11:40 pm
I have no problem finding my pole widget under each pair of hotties, nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Fedor vs. Bas- April 6, 2011 at 11:39 pm
Natasha Wicks. . . WHERE?!?!?!
fatbellyfrank- April 6, 2011 at 9:40 pm
I suggest another judging criteria, see which bitch makes me a fucken sammich quickest and then gives me a blow job for dessert, I'd film it so you guys can vote.
agentsmith- April 6, 2011 at 8:24 pm
And really, it's not fair for ANYONE to get matched with Rhian Sugden... that's just a death sentence.
agentsmith- April 6, 2011 at 8:23 pm
I think Arianny vs Kenda and Marloes vs Meisha would have been alot more interesting. Putting the professional fighters against the professional hotties isn't exactly fair.
The Highest Primate- April 6, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Arianny hands down (and knees too) wins this comp.. I dont want a bitch who can arm bar me when im gorilla fucking her too hard into the couch, and as for her not being hot cause shes dumb and conceited.. well its hard to say dumb conceited shit with a cock stuffed in her mouth. problem solved.
Chandella? really? i want my dick sucked not peeled by a monkey.
RwilsonR- April 6, 2011 at 7:14 pm
I agree with Michelle Waterson. If Ben's criteria for excluding the Karate Hottie is that she hasn't fought in a year, well then what the fuck is Gina Carano's recent connection to MMA? Because she gave a shitty interview and released a teaser video showing her fat ass is getting back in the gym? A pregnant Michelle Waterson is more fuckable than a girl with cute dimples whose body takes after her linebacker father.
d.harn- April 6, 2011 at 7:01 pm
I vote Michelle Waterson in for the wildcard.
RwilsonR- April 6, 2011 at 6:54 pm
I really don't get the Coenen love. Yes, she's attractive for a female athlete when you compare her to Sarah Kaufman, Cyborg, or anyone in the WNBA. But she is not actually hot. Look at that middle picture of Coenen dressed in normal clothes and tell me she is any better than, well, normal.
Jim Lahey- April 6, 2011 at 6:53 pm
stopdrinkingpee, if you're using something like NoScript with FF, you have to allow